So I'm embarrassed, Yea Forums
I was just in the restroom at work and I was taking a shit.
>Boss comes in.
>hear his voice.
>i let out the loudest fart ever.
>my Boss yelled , "damn that's a loud one"
>i panic while I'm wiping my ass
>boss is with another guy outside the stall
>i fart again loudly
>both are laughing at me
>scared to let them know it's me in here shitting.
So basically now I'm wondering is this somehow like sexual harassment? Or at least some type of harrassment? Mainly because I was nervous to leave the stall because my boss might know it was me shitting and farting. Also I'm scared to be made fun of. The Boss smiled at me when I left the bathroom earlier, so Pretty sure he knew it was me. What do you think, Yea Forums.
Is that harassment? My boss is a total dick.
So I'm embarrassed, Yea Forums
Your name at the office is now Fartman.
Not sexual. Go be a zoomers faggot at some other job.
>>is this harassment
Drink some milk
This is why you’re a virgin.
How the fuck does virginity have anything to do with this fag.
They joke about me at work now.
>is this somehow sexual harrassment
What the fuck
Well what the fuck else is it? Obviously some type of harrassment. They made fun of me a lot in the restroom.
It's called bonding with bros... brah... get your shit together you closet fag virgin autistic nigger democrat... FFS
Maybe you can start another Me Too movement
Quit being 10 you fucking child.
So you you think your boss doesnt fart too? Faggot
This has to be bait. It just has to be. If not, I have officially lost my last thread of hope for humanity.
who cares, fart more. next time do it in his private bathroom.
How the fuck does democracy have thing to do with getting made fun of for shitting and farting in a bathroom? You fags are not fucking helping. Fuck off.
What is that?
K fuck off gaylord. Not helping nor is it relevant. Kys fucking fag.
Obviously but him and the other guy completely made fun of me and he even smiled at me afterwards to confirm it.
I'm still at work.
holy fuck OP
just go up to him and fart on him
it would be legendary
What if I have no choice? I literally can't shit myself. They'd think I'm really gross at that point.
Whatever. It really happened so idk what to do fucking gaylord.
Wouldn't i get fired for assault?
Trust me I'd love nothing more than to rip ass in his face. With his shit eating grin.
just say "sorry boss" right after and give him a pat on the shoulder "im so sorry bro"
then fart again and disappear without words.
you'll be company CEO within weeks.
It's almost like they laughed at me when they knew i was in the bathroom because they knew i was vulnerable.
God damn you're a fucking faggot, if it bothers you that fucking much quit your job. Boo fucking hoo they made fun of you for farting. Guess what I'm making fun of you for being a sensitive little faggot with no intelligence. Seriously grow the fuck up kid.
You’re looking at this all wrong.
I was shitting a few weeks ago and a senior guy in my company hits the stall next to me and just blasts out a massive string of farts and a bowl bomb of a turd.
That was the day I realized that he gives no fucks what anyone else thinks. He shits like he owns the place...cuz he partly does.
So shit with authority, and give no fucks.
no shit.
fucking hell siegmund, you really figured that one out.
start furiously fapping and shitting louder start talking as loud as possible"P-please humiliate me oh my my smelly ass is so rancid!! mmm" Your boss will be so frightened he wont dare mess with you ever again dont
>It's almost like they laughed at me
Seriously nigger!? Who doesn't laugh when the hear someone fart. Shits hilarious to just about everyone and it's an uncontrollable laugh. Fucking smile and laugh you prude.
Fuck all of you fags than it's not funny to fart. I just wanted privacy when i shit. And guess what faggots, If i wanna fucking fart I'll fart without getting laughed and giggled at for doing so. You're all fags.
>implying that they didn't recognize you already for your shoes, socks and pants color
>also "Marty Jones has been out of his workplace for over an hour already? Oh, that must be mr. Farty Jones"
Come back to us when you face a real problem in life.