Hey guys I may or may not be GOD

Hey guys I may or may not be GOD.

Ask me absolutely anything.

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Are you god?

no

Are you Tod?

Am I not God also?

What's my purpose in life? Besides the obvious make others suffer

how the hell should I know? i already said that im not god. Next question

No i'm OP. Name's Kenneth

Will my brain ever heal?

Probably not if that's your one question

Bruhh, I kinda think I should be eating this much cuz I'd get hella fat and we all know thats the worst thing in the world. B U T I deliver food on bike for like 5 hours a day, do you eeven know how many calories I'm burning?? Get on my level retard. Sooo Am I gonna get fat a alone, or am I gonna keep dicking her

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Why am I so noided?

Yeah, why'd you drop the ball on the July 17th rapture?

fat. you are creating unhealthy habits. you aren't going to be a delivery bitch your whole life and you will eventually get dadbod++. next

don't know figure it out

not sure

bruuuuuh. when uni starts I stop I PROMISE.

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Bruuuuuuuh, which song do I play next?

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What the point of it all G?

Is today my lucky day?

coffee or tea?

be born, fuck with kindergarden, make memories, create dreams and goals, be happy. Fuck with tinder, realize your earlier vision of life slowly become jaded, one-by-one start giving up your goals and dreams, get fat, marry a fuckwad, pay taxes, get old, look forward to death, then they create an everlasting life serum and you are stuck with fuckwad forever.

By your standards, yea. Not saying much though. you'll likely be continue being a fucking idiot but you'll find a nickel on the ground or something

Why are you such a faggot?

How do I convince people to give me tithes?

I am god, everything that happens here, I did it.
You know why a lot of people loves trannies today? because I control this fucking bullshit and made everyone be a degenerate like myself.
My actions influence at people, even my opinions. Now, I simply know that has a lot of gods on earth, a lot of people think VERY differently, but I don't even know who they are. Accept it. If you love trannies after 2018, you've been influenced by me.
Also, Yea Forums is a mystical thing that I can know how my mind is right now, if I feel hatred, love or anything else.
If I support anything, I have sure that will happen it.

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Are you Irish or Gaelic or Slovakian?

Should i continue wasting money on weed and alcohol

I only have one question...y my peepee hard?

Why is being dysfunctional and unfulfilled encouraged?

Y my pee pee hard?

get this a lot. believe it or not im from Niger

you need to change your outlook and attitude. you may think one way now but just try the other side.

because you touch yourself at night

bro god please

covfefe

why do I have to struggle with depression

agreed
have a pleasant life

Hey guys I may or may not be GOD.

and i can do anything

and anything

Ask me absolutely anything.

iokjkiojojojojo

Hey guys I may or may not be GOD.

and i can do anything

and anything

Ask me absolutely anything.

iokjkiojojojojo

Hey guys I may or may not be GOD.

and i can do anything

and anything

Ask me absolutely anything.

iokjkiojojojojo

Merry existence to you too

Hey guys I may or may not be GOD.

and i can do anything

and anything

Ask me absolutely anything.

iokjkiojojojojoikkiio

WHO MADE YOU

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Hey guys I may or may not be GOD.

and i can do anything

and anything

Ask me absolutely anything.

iokjkiojojojojoikikikiikikikikikikikikikiki

thank you
let us dine in caffeine tonight

Go fuck your Mother.

Hey guys I may or may not be GOD.

and i can do anything

and anything

Ask me absolutely anything.

iokjkiojojojojoikkiokikiiiik

because you come to this site instead of acting on it. You need to act on what you feel, stop waiting for something to come and fix you

Hey guys I may or may not be GOD.

and i can do anything

and anything

Ask me absolutely anything.

iokjkiojojojojojiujuij

Hey guys I may or may not be GOD.

and i can do anything

and anything

Ask me absolutely anything.

iokjkiojojojojo

op please stop your autism is showing

Hey guys I may or may not be GOD.

and i can do anything

and anything

Ask me absolutely anything.

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Not me. Some autistic fag

Hey guys I may or may not be GOD.

and i can do anything

and anything

Ask me absolutely anything.

and i can do anything

and anything

iokjkiojojojojo

well he took his meds so good enough for me

Hey guys I may or may not be GOD.

and i can do anything

and anything

Ask me absolutely anything.

and i can do anything

and anything

iokjkiojojojojokiukuikukiukui

hol up why the FUCK took that 4mins

why do you hate me?

Hey guys I may or may not be GOD.

and i can do anything

and anything

Ask me absolutely anything.

and i can do anything

and anything

iokjkiojojojojokiuiukiuk

Wouldn't you also fuck with your sims' life?

Hey guys I may or may not be GOD.

and i can do anything

and anything

Ask me absolutely anything.

and i can do anything

and anything

iokjkiojojojojokuiuikuikui

it's not me. It's the old ball and chain. What can I say she doesn't like you

wtf are you doing right now holy shit

pls send me 12 dollarydoos, ive helped other anons now i need help

pls god [email protected]

Oh cool I didn't know we could do this on this site. Kinda new *blushes*

anyway anyone want to donate:
[email protected]

Thanks,
Jason

how did you get those weird symbols in your post

yeah id help out but no jason not anymore youve ruined all changes i hope you never come back

The Laura of wet blankets enters the thread.

Instead of participating in thread discussion, this Laura just wants to point out that you're currently at the edge of the board and about to die. =^_^=

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