Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

You got the Qs and they got the As

As always tits not required but encouraged

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Bump

No

Yes

ITT: why Yea Forums is shit

Why does Nexplanon/implanon turn you into absolute fucking psychopaths and it's not an issue apart from "lol mood swings were bad on that!"

If a dude had those mood swings and anger, he'd be fucking lynched for abuse.

Why women stopped voting for Hitler? Race traitors the whole lot of them.

This is one of the good threads of Yea Forums

If a 36 year old woman suddenly "loses all sexual desire" with no outside reasons (ie medication) what does this truly mean, as far as the relationship she is in?

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she's cheating on you mein neger.

Hitler?

If she loses it "all of the sudden" then shes either hitting early menopause or shes just tired of the person shes with

is having thin lips a shame/defect? why do women want to have lip surgery so much and ruin their lips?

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Heil Hitler!

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would you wear a diaper if your partner had a fetish for it

Full lips are usually a desirable look. Thoighbits easy for some people to take it too far..of done right lip injections can actually look nice and natural instead of shitty.

Fuck no

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Well its not menopause, and she claims she is totally in love and it has nothing to do with her partner, so?

are your periods super heavy? i knew one chick that had to wear a tampon and a pad for extra security

Shes lying then lol simple

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arent you the annon that was in to ddlg?

You know the quality has hit rock-bottom when someone says this

i like these threads alot

whats your opinion on pubic hair

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Anna here.

It screws with your hormones and causes some people to be bitchy.

Voting for Hitler?

Could be a lot of things, wouldn’t jump to cheating, myself. Best thing to do is have an open conversation with her about it.

I don’t think so, I’ve always been one for being content with who you are, plastic surgery almost always makes you look fake.

No.

They can be, really sucks because I can get anemic.

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Stfu newfag

It doesn’t bother me on guys, rather I like it, traps all of the pheromones. Yum. On my self I can’t stand it, shave every week so I never have more than a little fuzz.

~Anna~

You're trying to tell me that women won't vote for this man?

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I want to have periods myself for curiosity.

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lol i dont mind if she keeps it trimmed and orderly but if its just a jungle down there i cant handle it. cause i like to go down on girls and i dont want a mouth full of hair lol

Well, I’m fairness, during Nazi Germany women were encouraged not to participate in the party but rather be wives and mothers, so...

No. No you don’t.

~Anna~

you want to bleed from your dick....i can help with that annon

I already have enough stds so I think I will pass.

i havent been around in awhile but im bored and have 5 days off this week so here i am

exactly what the other user said, bored of the person she's with or early menopause

i think thin lips are ugly but obvious huge fake lips are uglier and most girls with lip injections take it way too far. i rarely see people get reasonable sized injections. it's their choice though.

no

they used to be when i was young and first starting my period but they are pretty normal now im older and on birth control

on men or women? i hate men shaving their pubes, when it starts growing back and is stubbly its fucking horrible looking and feeling. i rather get pubes in my mouth during bjs than deal with that.

its nothing exciting trust me, if anything it can be terrible with cramps and annoying bleeding through and ruining clothes.

Fair enough.

~Anna~

lmao that was good

Yes, women were exalted, seen as above dirty politics. They were seen as mothers, homemakers, gentle, caring and loving. Hitler himself said that he loved women too much to allow them to participate in politics.

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I really dont care as long as it isnt crazy

Hey anna! How you doing?
I found these cute skulls for my table centerpieces so I'm jumping for joy at the moment

Lol I honestly think guys would be so overdramatic about them.
I only say this because my fiance acts so weird with pain. Shit that I think would really hurt diesnt phase him much but when the smallest stupidest thing hurts him hes pretty dramatic.
Like wtf?

He has a point. Been here since 04 and you are indeed acting prettying new fagish

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idk how many anna's are in here today i think 2 whats your opinion on anal

ITT: attention seeking cunts and thirsty fuckboy beta orbiters.

Ok have fun bumping my thread newfriend

Theres only 1 anna user

I have no interest in attention really. Attention from my fiance sure but not you guys.

...

i got an answer from 2 femannon on one of the questions

Yeah, I am the only Anna

That’s actually very sweet mien fürher.

Hey Vchan! Those look great. Will you post any snapshots of your wedding for us to enjoy? Like decorations and stuff, I’d certainly love to see.

~Anna~

>I have no interest in attention really.
>Makes threads about people asking her questions
>Using your vagina to get people to listen / talk to you
Good job, you baited me. You're still, by definition, an attention whore. At least don't be own it.

At least own it*

I liked it alright. Nice feeling of fullness, but we don’t have prostates, so it’s not as good as what a man would feel.

I’m Anna you mong. :p

~Anna~

have you not considered people do this out of boredom?

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what do you usually do when initiating sex with your partner?

I'm sure they justify it to themselves that way at least.

would you wear remote controlled vibrating panites all day and let your botfirend have the controller knowing he could turn them on at anytime

Thanks for the bump

Yea when It comes I'll take a lot of pics of the decorations I'm sure lol if they come out well I'll be posting lots of pics on here

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I dont really initiate it. I enjoy the man ti be a man and do it

its definitely out of boredom for me, i don't have any friends online or offline and no real desire for it. sometimes i just feel like chatting but there arent many options to do that anonymously and i have no intentions of getting to know people and staying in touch. i dont use social media and i rarely post on any boards, so..

i usually just dress up cute and he takes it from there

this sounds like either a small child or old man wrote it, no in between

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Why the fuck can't y'all make simple decisions? Like "Where or what are we going to eat?" "What movie do you want to watch?"

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how much do tampons mess with your hymen/remnants of it, and did they cause discomfort on removal?

I would muzzle up next to him, touch his chest, kiss his cheek.

Sure why not?

Awesome lol, I’ll be looking forward to seeing them. That’s the only thing I wasn’t looking forward to with Papa. Libyan weddings last days and keep on going depending on the wealth of the man, so you can imagine. And I hate being the center of attention and everybody would hear me coming with all the jingly jangly crap on me.

~Anna~

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FUCKING THIS. So annoying.

Do women get an intrinsic thrill from the idea of fighting and conflict at all? Or does it wholly feel abhorent?

Could you imagine ever giving a weapon to an unarmed opponent?

I'm just curious as to how far the adage of women knowing no honour is true. Of course most discussion of it these days boils down to accusations of sexism and the only talking point is on piety in a relationship- but I don't care much for that point, but rather other caveats of it and the corresponding decorum resultant in historical warface and conflict from said honour.

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anime girl way LMAO i think it would just be kind of a fun naughty way to play out in public with out being gross about it

i usually prefer when my boyfriend chooses things so i dont choose something that disappoints him. im usually content with what he chooses and thats enough for me. i do pick what to eat/watch/do sometimes (especially eat since i usually cook) though but i feel more comfortable with him choosing. i just dont like being responsible if we watch something shitty/go to a bad restaurant/etc and it makes me feel embarrassed sometimes.

what lmao, tampons do not hurt at all.

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That’s literally never been a problem for me.

Not too much depending on the kind of hymen you have. Most are stretchy enough to allow a finger or tampon, but it just depends on the girl. And yes, they can be uncomfortable if they’re kinda dry pulling out.

~Anna~

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Ranted a bit but its true

When having someone over for the night, what's a good breakfast to impress?

what kind of porn do you enjoy

This, women hate responsability in general. They like confort.

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RANTED? Jesus girl, thats 5 minutes

see, they can't be simple for just an answer.

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I got one.

Why? Why do women worry so much? This shit might lead me to cheat.

i dont really like fighting but i am capable of it if i have to. i really like avoiding people completely, especially those i dont like, in general.

homemade fluffy pancakes are always nice

all types of jav but i dont get off to it really, just a hobby of mine.

i dont really mind responsibility, but more i get embarrassed super easy and feel like things are my fault when i really shouldnt. i just like to avoid that as much as possible. also my boyfriend is more knowledgeable about movies and has seen thousands more than me so it makes me feel awkward picking a movie he might have already seen and didn't like. it makes me feel like i have bad taste when in reality i never even watched the damn movie to know.

Yea I see it ad more of a playful thing honestly rather than a sexual thing

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Honestly I enjoy the shit on efuckt. Just weird shit that makes me lol

Yea yea I know

Because in trying to explain it in detail to help you ya ungrateful cunt

Also she goes contrary to 2019 women. They scream about independence and women power. She gets wet when a man makes decisions for her. lmfao

If more women were simple like that i'd be willing to listen to more 5 min audios.

Honor in battle and such ideas are usually specifically reserved for the world of men, unless you have a tribe where women often fight along side their men.

I like pancakes, bacon, and eggs.

Loli hentai, incest, dd/lg

~Anna~

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Thanks a lot, I meant conflict in both senses and am happy you answered them both.

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a girl worrying you might cheat leads you to actually cheat on here? only men are capable of this logic.

It’s more of a personality thing than a woman thing I think.

~Anna~

Ok, another question.

Wtf is up with y'all being jealous of the mother/sister and female childhood friend every man has? Why must every woman in a dudes life threaten you in some way?

how do you maintain the "spark" after the honeymoon phase?

I’ve often asked this question myself, women are incredibly jealous creatures and it expresses it’s self in illogical ways.

Have more sex, keep doing things together, touch, kiss.

~Anna~

this has probably been as before but is the ideal dick size?

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No problem

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i dont think most women feel jealous of family members unless you seem like a degenerate that would want to fuck your sister/mom. i get jealous easy but never feel that way about my boyfriends family, i think if i felt that way it would be a huge red flag. i trust my boyfriend though, and he only has male friends (who happen to just be his cousins but whatever) so i rarely ever feel jealous.

keep doing new things together, go on vacations, try new foods together, try new movies/tv shows, have fun dates, try different things sexually, don't just get into a routine of the same thing over and over. also please don't pay attention to her less over time.

tits or gtfo?

she only lost sexual desire FOR YOU

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Nah

wtf is this place turning into
this is how r9k got destroyed

You admit women has penis? Clit is a penis. Only answer if you are really female.

Not worry about me cheating, never, that was more hypothetical. She's just always worried about dumb shit, dinner, chores, family shit, whatever. I do more than my fair share but she's worried about stuff not getting done.

Something between 6 and 7 inches in length and 5 to six inches in circumference.

In a way it is.

~Anna~

You sound like you don't know what you're talking about.

I'll play your audio in the next big women protest. They'll love it. Also you are a talker huh?

Ok, holy shit audio 2 is 6 minute. BRB

S.

Well I mean ya if you know basic biology the clit I'd technically a teeny tiny penis

Oh but I do. I just get wrapped up in my emotions when I speak so I tend to trail off a lot that's all

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i have no tits

no

if it's really bad and nonstop maybe she has paranoid personality disorder or some other mental disorder like that, have you considered it? it's not always super obvious and a lot of people with mental illness can be seen as completely normal. if it's something that really disrupts your life i would suggest her seeing a psychologist.

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Yeah I've noticed that just a bit. How the fuck do your tell an anxious and worrisome girl to see a psychologist? I've got some ideas but I've never really encountered mental illness before. I don't want to come off as a dick.

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i think you should do youre own podcast that would be cool. im saying that sincerely im a fan

Ok girl, i listened to 15 minutes of your audios. You owe us a nipple. Its the bare minimum.

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Lol you sound black, no thanks.

You can't deliver nipples through audio, not gonna fall for that.

S.

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you dont need a cam for a podcast. and honestly the mic you have is pretty good. but if you want a good mic get a snowball they are decent and on the cheap. i have one of those i did youtube and twitch for a while and never had a problem with audio

user is right, if some fenamon doesn't deliver some tits Yea Forums has failed today

Typical women, tease tease tease.

I'm white though....ginger white lol

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Do all women at some point fantasize about a 3way?

you cute

Nope

Clit is the main sexual organ of women, and not the 'Vagina Hole'. Why don't the Global Media don't teach the world this? Because clit is a penis and it's embarassing? They keep saying for milleniums the main sexual organ of women is the Vagina Hole.

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makes sense

That wasn't hard, now say more cute shit.

I can lick and suck my girls pussy till her legs shake and she has to scream and moan into a pillow. Then I have to stop using my mouth and slide my cock inside her. Of course I do this without hesitation, but how come she can take my cock after orgasm but no more licking and sucking?

Holy shit, look at this trashy bitch. Showing herself, linking long audios and pandering to b. It's been a while since last time we got this level of attention whoring here. I'm ashamed of having ovaries right now kek

oh for fuck sake. Some feminons participate in a thread on a board they frequent, to chat and give a bit of insight into women and answer questions guys may feel awkward asking a woman face to face, and they're attention whores who are using their vaginas as their only selling point. Stop being such a miserable, edgy cock jockey.

LMFAO

record yourself masturbating.

She's above that.

Well thanks user

Glad it makes sense.
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What cute shit? Lol

Jealousy is unbecoming :/

True

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That

This

indeed

in fact

THIS FUCKING THREAD
THIS FUCKING WHITE TRASH. 6 MINUTES AUDIO. LMFAO Yea Forums IS DONE

Idk beiefly describe your hair to me, length, color (red red or strawberry blonde), smell, how you put it up. Whatever, I just like nice hair on a girl.

How often do you masturbate, and what do you masturbate to?

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when you first start dating, most couples will be attentive, tell each other how great they are and are super affectionate ect.. as time goes on I think both get comfortable and it gets somewhat forgotten. Remembering to still do that, makes a big difference. Just from my personal experience, I've truly missed it when it s stopped. Not because I am a void that needs filling with constant compliments, its just the feeling of being loved and special to your significant other. I suspect the same goes for guys too. It's nice to feel cherished.

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cucks are pathetic and empadent

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>no

Lier

Personal preference for real. Some women are size queens, others will look at a 9 incher with horror (me lol) as long as it's big enough so it's functional, most women truly do not care. The majority of us come from foreplay anyway so if your game is strong in that area, we're happy fucking campers.

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And yep I'm covering my face because I'm breaking out pretty bad lol
Getting off BC was more if a pain than I realized

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Is she shying away from you touching certain areas, does she seem a little deflated? If yes, she may be feeling ugly. That dampens the sex drive no end.

If shes the same, still making an effort with her appearance and seems happy, she may be screwing someone else or thinking about it.

I agree. I cannot respect a man who is on with his female being sexual with other men

because guys don't want to use condoms so we fuck with our bodies as to not inconvenience your erections

do you enjoy being bare backed or condom

because your cock is not directly rubbing against her now extremely sensitive clit.

Damn thank you, you're very pretty. For some reason that made me happy. Do chicks, as far as you know, actually like it when their man, certainly not abusively, gets more controlling/in charge in bed?

bare back is better. Condoms suck.

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No, that’s usually a male fantasy.

Because the clit becomes very sensitive, it would be akin to a girl focusing a lot of attention to the head of your dick after you’ve cum.

Daily usually, and pic related

Bare.

~Anna~

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I find the entire concept of it quite disgusting, but that is just for me. Imagining myself in a situation like that just feels awkward.

Dommy mommies, rise up!

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you should try ddlg

WHAT THE FUCK CAN I ELSE THAN FUCKING, GIVE DETAILED EXMAPLES IM LOST

what did he mean by this?

I’m a sub mommy, quite literally it seems.

~Anna~

honestly anna you should try out ddlg if you like being more submissive, and like him to dominate

Hmm good good, very interesting. I like that input, getting me a little bothered. I'm gonna put my big boy shoes on after work. My wife has mentioned that she might like a little choking.

Damn here I thought this thread was gonna be shit.

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Why are chicks always acting koi and innocent. Like they pretend that they tooootaly didn't come to your house to fuck. But then as soon as you make the slightest move. They're all over you.

TL:DR why don't women like to be accountable for shit

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Hahaha yes, I'm gonna fuck her good tonight. Sweet confidence boost. I will see you around with an update. You may have help me more than you think, I just needed a kick in the ass. From a girl no less ^.^

Well, I’m quite submissive with my son, I cook and clean for him, he’s enjoying it now that I’m around, he’s never has a roommate that kept tidy. And it fills a need.

Because they want to come across as innocent and demure, we believe that men find that attractive.

~Anna~

Do women like having their breasts touched when they're having sex with a guy they like, or is it just something they put up with?

Pro tips for guys picking up female signal. Like I don't know.when a chick is flirting or not. Cus two gay guys are literally on the lines of. "Hey, you gay?" "Yeah" "wanna fuck?"

Why are girls rarly straight to the point

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Sorry, I honestly can't help you with that one. Girls flirt in such strange ways, and a lot of girls just like the excitement of flirting with someone without actually getting serious. It brings me back to the thing someone said earlier about girls never taking the first step because a) They don't want to be held accountable, b)They're just shy, or c) they think it's hot when guys take control. It's up to you to realise which one it is

Thank you

Anal?

More girls seem to prefer it over vaginal. Can you explain

youre welcome

Does a circumcised penis feel different or better than one that isn't?

If your BF told you it was really important to him to watch you take a shit and that it would turn him on like crazy, would you poop in front of him? What if he wanted you to poop on his chest or on his face?

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thats fucking gross

Sense when are tits not required, sense day fucking 1 it's been tits or gtfo

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Never

>Sense

What are your opinion on the whole Bianca thing. Is toxic femininity a thing/is it Wirth discussing. I mean i'm just some drink what so i know

Why can't I get laid?

Stop asking girls to poop in your mouth

I am openly male, but have question. Are hugs uncomfortable/difficult for the women?

>inb4 go hug one

Yes, they’re very sensitive and it feels really good, especially if they’re sucked.

Can’t really answer that one properly, all women are different, but from a biological standpoint it makes sense for us to play hard to get because the men most interested will continue to pursue, while those who only want to fuck will go elsewhere.

I’ve never heard that and find it doubtful. While anal feels nice it’s nothing compared to vaginal.

Never been with a man who was completely cut, so I wouldn’t know. Papa was, but it was only a tiny bit so it didn’t really count imao.

No, and I’d consider leaving on that note.

I don’t have too much of an opinion, it’s unfortunate, but it’s her own fault for being so trusting.

~Anna~

No, not to me.

~Anna~

Big thank, it's kinda been bothering me for a while

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The memes were funny though

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Consent my man

No i just walk up and hug wamanfolk for kicks

dafuq

Fuck that stuff, I just can't get laid.

I'm rusty on my oral skills. She tells me to be gentle to her clit and to "tease" her. What the fuck does teasing involve? and how much pressure does she want on her clit? She's very vocal and we communicate just fine, but I don't want her to lose interest in me!

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When does the issue start for you? Can you get a date with a girl? Can you talk to girls? I can't help you if I don't know what the issue is.

Ah yes, for some girls, myself included, the clit is sometimes "too sensitive". Try making it really wet, run a finger from her entrance up to her clit, and do it slowly. Another thing you could do is rub very softly in a circular motion with three fingers over the clit.

thanks, I'll give it a try!

You're welcome, and good luck!

As little bit of talking and a big part is asking to go on a date.

Do you swallow cum for your partner's sake or cus you legit enjoy it

How did you get here? This used to be a safe place...

I'm the Bianca drunko. Thank you for being a voice of reason. Personally I am very cloven. I believe that women are allowed to sleep/share sexual experienceses with what ever concenting adult they choose. But on the other hand, should sexual liberation REALLY be encouraged? Is it fair to chalk Bianca up as some twat who should have know that actions have consequences? This might be just the ramblings if a drunj man, but I whole heatedly believe that these incel types and these e-whore types is the worst possible match

Go outside with a big "free hugs" sign, you're bound to find at least one cute girl that will take pity on you and hug you. Just make sure you don't have a boner when you do.

Women want to be led, even in small things like "what are we having for dinner." Wait till your balls drop then man up and make the choice for her. If she doesn't like your decision you'll know about it, it's your job to learn what she does like and lead her there.

You are so obviously being obvious that your obviousness has become an obvious obviousity, it's plainly obvious.

I think you just need to work on being more comfortable around girls. First of all, don't think of "getting laid" as the main goal, you'll never get laid if you do that. Secondly, most pleasant interactions I have had with men are ones I actually find chill and nice to just talk to. Interesting guys. After that, the most important thing to remember is to not fear rejection. Once you realise that you're not scared of being rejected you won't be angry. Don't make the date into a dealbreaker for having a girl in your life, and don't get defensive if she says no when you ask her out. Keeping girls around you on just a friendship base will also help you overcome the anxiety/awkwardness of talking to girls you are interested in.

Both. I get off from it because my partner gets of from it.

It isn't about her being an e-whore, it's about her putting herself in risky situations and making stupid decisions, but yes.

Very true, this works 99% of the time, especially at conventions.

I have a very limited vocabulary, my apologies.

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Thank you, can you shoot more advice my way?

You'd need to tell me more about your problems for that

How do I tell/ask if she has a boyfriend?

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Teach me what do, my orc brain knows only how to thirst

Let me, first of all, list a few "don't"s:
>Do you have a boyfriend?
>I would ask you out/date you/flirt with you/etc. but I think your boyfriend wouldn't like that
Don't assume, it makes it seem like you have given up on her before you even tried, we see this as a more nervous way of asking "do you have a boyfriend"
>Hahah yeah your boyfriend is a lucky man
>Hey female's friend, does she have a boyfriend?
Her friends will tell her you asked that.

Just look at her hints. Is she flirting? Either single or trash. Do you have her social media? Girls make no secret of their relationship on social medias, "stalking" through someone's instagram is okay, we do it too.

Well, how does your usual interaction with a girl go? Also stop being thirsty, we can tell and it's kind of creepy. There is one way that works most of the time, but it requires a lot of confidence.

Thank you alots, I actually hit her Facebook today. She asked for mine, is that a good sign?

Got* not hit

Definitely. She wants to know more about you, make sure what she sees is a happy, stable, reliable and down-to-earth person. Don't try to be an asshole (some guys have this idea that girls only like "bad boys etc.) and don't be too pushy, I hope it works out well for you!

What do you mean to not be pushy?

It's not a matter of asking or not, but about what you do with that information later, but it highly depends on the social context and wheter you have the time and patience to form any kind of bond with the girl (in which case it will most likely come up naturally as a topic) if its some you have just met, talk normally as if she didn't have a boyfriend, she will either casually mention him, letting you know she's not available, or won't and the it's up to you to judge if she's willing to cheat or she's single

I haven't dated in a year or so, I suck at doing this stuff.

Vchan, what's up?
Show tits for b

Also, make use of this and look through her facebook to see if you have any interests in common that you can bond over.

Too pushy as in "expecting" her to get with you, don't spam her with another "hey" if she didn't reply to the first one, that kind of thing.

Another cunts talk about their gashes thread
How predictable.

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Alrighty, thanks alot user.

she means not to bombard her with messages and questions or talking about how pretty she is or how much you want to go on a date, most girls like to be listened rather than hear how pretty they are

Get interested in what she likes?

yes, but don't force it, it doesn't have to be about how much YOU like what she likes, it's a weird and subtle middle, but you'll get there

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You made my day, I would have never looked on her account to see if she is single. She is in fact single.

Show an interest in something she loves, one of the most validating things you can do to someone is encourage them to nerd out over something they are passionate about! Ask a LOT of questions, she might be a little nervous about rambling at first, but watch as her eyes light up when she realises you WANT her to! Bring the subjects up later too, this will further prove to her that you were in fact listening. I wish you all the luck!

Thanks user, I'm going to a event for work tomorrow and she'll be there so I'll definitely ask her questions about her plus we have a class together Thursday.

this place isn't the same with the female presence

We're always here, we just don't tell you.

Femananons who were touched/licked/fucked as kids by an abuser, was there anything good about the sexual contact?

Its Yea Forums anything goes

I was raped and touched by our neighbor when I was around 8-11 years old. I hated and still hate the thought of the experience, but I think that's the reason as to why I developed a rape-play kink. Thinking back to it, some sick part of me gets excited, even though I'm terrified. I'm ashamed of it, but I can't help it.

Anyone else want some dating/sex tips? Certified armchair therapist here, ready to go.

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Do you ever masturbate thinking about being raped -- either past real experiences or fantasy?

How do I last longer during sex?

Yes, I do. In some cases, imagining a rape/abuse-like scenario is the only thing that gets me off. Of course, this includes other things like pain, knife play, choking (duh), and stuff of that nature. It's weird, but commmon. Just like girls with daddy issues getting into ddlg.

Oh hm, I don't have a dick so I don't know too much about that, but if you have trouble lasting long and still want her to enjoy the experience, try making the sex more about foreplay, and actually fucking her as the last thing (after she comes). Most girls enjoy fingering, licking and teasing more than they do the actual sex, and it's easier to make girls come with fingers than your dick.

I agree, practice your tongue muscles so as not get tired fast (Poking your tongue out gets tiring really quick and you don't want to end fast even when eating her out) Also, mmultitasking, by that I mean don't eat her out and forgetr you have hands, squish her thighs, finger her while sucking her clit, if she presses your head with her hand or legs you're doing it well!

Roger that captain

Best thing to do while eating a girl out?

Do you have trouble being intimate with guys? Like you dont want to have sex? Or did you go in the other direction?

As I said, practicing you tongue muscles is important, identify her reactions to your movements: if she's pulling her head back (thus pushing her pussy into your mouth) you're doing good, even if they're not moaning audibly, keep going nice and steady, no need to rush or slow down. If she's actively looking at you and moving her hips she's propbably trying to get a better possition cus you're not stimulating the best spot. Sucking the clit at times as if it was a tit is a good idea as well but don't over do it, cus it can be painful, overall good comunication with your partner is key either way

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It varies a lot. Some periods I can't stand even being touched, but usually I am a very physical person. I am rarely in the middle, though, it's either no-physical-contact or hypersexual-mode. When I was younger I used to let people use and abuse me as a self-harm thing, now I only do it in more controlled scenarios, "roleplay" if you will. I still slip up sometimes though, find myself in a moment of weakness being hit up by a particularly assertive and heavy-handed man and just let him have his way with me.

How does one exercise their tongue, not a virgin just rusty af.

If I'm talking to a girl I met online and we both agree that we want to see if anything happens with us talking what am I supposed to do to make it work? It is basically online either messages or calls because of distance. I really want it to work with her but i just dont know what to do. We've hung out a couple times playing games, watching tv shows/movies together while in call and have agreed that we enjoyed it and would like to do it again sometime soon.

do you feel the veins and texture of a penis when it's penetrating you?

So these kinds of guys fuck you on an intermittent basis?

Was the "use and abuse" stuff all sexual?

You can try with typical tongue tension excercises singers use, or just move your tongue out and around when you're alone (or wherever if you don't mind looking like a creep)

This
No, definitely not, but we do feel it twitching and get harder.

>So these kinds of guys fuck you on an intermittent basis?
You could say that
>Was the "use and abuse" stuff all sexual?
Most of the time, but not always. At one of my lowest points I begged one of my close male friends to take control of my life, decide what I wear, if I can go out, etc. It was oddly comforting, much like watching a sad movie when you're depressed.

Do you guys still actually think that shoe size correlates to dick size even though it was debunked?
t. Concerned that even though I have large pp and good face & body thots might say "nah" bc I've only got size 8.5-9 feet and I'm 5'10" king of manlets.

Nahh it's all fake, 6'1 and my Weiner is only 7'

Most of us don't analyse the size of your feet to imagine how big your dick is, most of us don't imagine how big your dick is at all. Short boys are cute, by the way, the only people who care about manlets are barely-over-6ft men with a superiority complex. Relax.

Fuck I put height, my shoe size is a 12US

I have never heard about that before

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Kinda already do those, but i feel she's a naturally shy person so she doesnt talk a lot unless i ask questions or try to start something. And what else can i really do other than ask is she wants to hang out to play games or watch a show with me. Like we dont go from that to being 'together' idk what im doing or what any of those middle steps are.

your little chub isnt doing it for her anymore, find her a bbc to fuck and accept your status as a cuck

How far away do you live from each other? Is it a different state or country or what? for example my partner and I live 2 hrs away from each other and we thought that was going to make it difficult but we make it work quite well

By the looks of it, she's the type of girl to take it slow. Don't pressure her, but suggest activities that might suit her shy personality. What you're doing already is great, I say keep doing that and talk to her consistently. Don't be impatient, she'll come around when she's ready, and if not then it is what it is. If you really care about her, just chill. You seem to be doing fine.

this what the fuck vocaroo in place of tits or gtfo? FUCK

I've never had issues getting girls before but now I'm going into a life situation where I'll likely be judged more on my looks rather than charisma so I'm just spooked. Thanks for the info.

You'll be a feet model?

You're fine, dude. It's all about preferences. Some girls will find you completely undateable because of your height, just as some guys won't date a girl over 5'8. You'll find someone that suits you, it's just how it goes.

Short girls are cute but I seen a hottie today that was 5'9

She's going to school in a different state, about a 5 hour drive so that's a bit far, and when she's home her parents dont let her go out much at all because she's home and should spend time with them.

Yeah she said she wants to take it slow to break the habit she said she's had.She said that to talk more we would probably have to go into deeper conversations and thats a hard barrier to break through, but that she would like to try it, but idk what we would talk about or how to break that barrier.

Yuh, tall girls are the best honestly.

Talk to her late at night, everything comes out by then. Ask her about her family, make her feel more comfortable sharing her personal things with you, by sharing some of your own.

Tall girls are really nice but I will stick to dating short girls, just my preference.

As a 33 year old virgin, should I tell a potential partner about my inexperience, or just "fake it till I make it"?

With the rise of the "Dad bod" fad do you think there is hope that us skeletons will ever be considered attractive? or will I remain a forever alone wizard skelly?

I know this sounds bad, but yeah. Fake it til you make it is probably the best way to go.

Goth girls. We love fluffy-haired skeleton boys.

FEMALES LIKE BEING TREATED LIKE SHIT I WORSHIP THEM AND GIVE THEM EVERYTHING AND THEY JUST TELL ME TO GO AWAY AND BLOCK MY NUMBER BECAUSE THEY ARE SHALLOW AND ONLY WANT ATTRACTIVE CHADS WHO TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT I KNOW THIS IVE HAD SO MUCH EXPERIENCE WITH THIS A GRIL CAN NOT LOVE AN UGLY GUY I HAVE LEARNED THIS AND I AM UGLY AND NO WOMEN HAVE EVER LIKED ME AND TELL ME TO GO AWAY I FUCKIN HATE HOW SHALLOW FEMALES ARE

WHATS WITH ALL OF THESE SLUTS THIS IS WHY Yea Forums SHOULD BAN WOMEN THEY CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO THIS WEBSITE OR TO ME HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPSOED TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND IF NOT OF THEM WILL DATE ME BECASE IM UGLY I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH WHY WONT THEY JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE
IM NOT AN INCEL IVE JUST NEVER HAD SEX BECAUSE WOMEN DONT GIVE ME A CHANCE I AM SO TIRED OF WOMEN WALKING OVER ME WHEN EVER I DO ANYTHING NICE FOR THEM THEY TREAT ME LIKE SHIT IM JUST GOING TO GIVE UP AND START TREATING THEM LIKE SHIT MAYBE THEYLL ACTUALLY LIKE ME BECAUSE THEY SEEM TO LIKE GUYS WHO TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT

ID GIVE ANYTHING FOR THE ATTENTION OF A LADY ANYTHING ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD I CRAVE WOMEN SO MUCH YET I HATE THEM EVEN MORE I JUST WISH I COULD CARASS A SPECIAL LADYS BREAST BUT I DONT THINK THAT DAY WILL COME I HATE MY LIFE WHY CANT I GET WOMEN SEX SHOULDNT BE DETERMINED BASED ON APPERANCE FUCK I WANNA SMASH
THEY SHOU;LLD VALUE HOW SMART I AM AND HOW NICE I AM TO THEM AND HOW FUNNY I AM AND HOW TALL I AM BUT THEY DONT CARE BECAUSE IM UGLY I HATE WOMEN THEY ARE SO STUPID THEY NEVER GIVE ME A CHANCE THEY ARE SO SHALLOW WHY CANT I GET A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

IVE TRIED IMPROVING MY GROMMING BUT IT IS HARD AND TAKES A LOT OF TIME I DONT HAVE A PERSONALITY DEFECT AND I DO BRUSH MY TEETH YET OBVIOUSLY WOMAN CARE ABOUT MY UGLIENSS MORE THAN ME BRUSHING ME TEETH BECAUSE WOMEN ARE STUPID SHALLOW AND USLESS ONLY FOR FUCKING CHADS TO HAVE SEX WITH WOMAN DO NOT LIKE ME BECAUSE IM UGLY THEY FLNCH WHN THEY SEE ME BCAUSE THEY ARE SO SHALLOW WOMEN ARE SO HORRIBLE IM NICE TO THEM BUT THEN THEYLL TELL ME TO LEAVE THEM ALONE AND I KNOW ITS BECAUSSE THEY THINK IM UGLY

Do women get randomly soaking wet the same way guys get randomly hard?

I DO NOT WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN IDK HOW IM GOING TO GET PUSS BUT I HOPE SOMEDAY ILL FIND A BITCH STUPID ENOUGH TO FUCK I JUST WANT A BEAUTIFUL WOMANS VAGINA AND I DONT WANT SOME UGLY SKANK BECAUSE THAT DOESNT COUNT

I HAVENT SLEPT WITH ANY WOMEN AND I DONT WANT TO SLEEP WITH AN UGLY WOMAN I AM NOT GOING TO DOWNGRADE MYSLEF TO THAT I KNOW MY WORTH I DESERVE A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN WHO I CAN TAKE CARE OF AND WORHSHIP BUT ALL THE PRETTY GILS HATE ME SO I WILL PROBABLY NEVER HAVE SEX IM SO MAD

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~Anna~

>Talk to her late at night, everything comes out by then. Ask her about her family, make her feel more comfortable sharing her personal things with you, by sharing some of your own.

What is an example of what i should ask because idk if "hey tell me about your family" will cut it lol. I'm sorry i really am clueless when it comes to this

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~Anna~

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~Anna~

I HAVE TRIED TO IMPROVE MY LIFE I STARTED GROOMING BY BRUSHING MY TEETH BUT WOMEN STILL IGNORE AND AVOID ME THEY THINK IM DISGUSTING EVENTHO I GROOM BECAUSE IM UGLY I HATE WOMEN THEY ARE ALL WRETCHED CREATURES AND HAVE RUINED MY LIFE. BECAUSE OF WOMEN I CAN NOT GET A JOB FUCK THEM

ITS NOT FAIR I DESERVE SEX FROM A BEAUTIFUL WOMN IM NICE AND SMART AND FUNNY WOMEN ARE SO SHALLOW THEY WONT FUCK ME CAUSE IM UGLY I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

BEACUSE I CANT HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN I NO LONGER HAVE A JOB THATS RIGHT I GOT FIRED BECAUSE OF A WOMAN BECAUSE WOMEN ARE SHALLOW AND WONT SLEEP WITH ME BECAUSE IM UGLY

Wait a minute I thought Anna said she was gonna leave Yea Forums last night?

NO I WILL NOT LOWER MY STANDARDS I KNOW MY WORTH AND WOMEN SHOULD KNOW MY WORTH TOO BUT THEY ARE TOO SHALLOW AND STUPID TO UNDERSTAND I DESERVE A BEAUTIFUL LADY NOT SOME DUMB SKANK ALSO I DO THINK WOMEN OWE ME SOMETHING AT LEAST THE ONES IVE BEEN NICE TO, BUT THEY JUST AVOID ME AND TELL ME TO GO AWAY I DONT TREAT THEM LIKE OBJECTS BUT I WILL STOP BEING NICE TO THEM SINCE IT GETS ME NO WHERE

I THINK ITS BECAUSE THEY DONT LIKE BEING TREATED NICE MOST BEAUTIFUL SKANKS LIKE BEING TREATED LIKE SHIT BY THEIR CHAD BOYFRIENDS IM NOT A FUCKING CREEP YOU SOUND JUST LIKE THE SHALLOW WOMEN I DEAL WITH EVERYDAY WHO CALL ME A CREEP BECAUSE IM UGLY AND ASKED THEM ON DATE

I MIGHT MOVE TO JAPAN MY LEGAL RECORD WOULDNT FOLLOW ME THERE AND I COULD GET A JOB WITH MY DEGREE AND WOMEN THERE LIKE MEN FOR MORE THEN THEIR LOOKS AND MONEY I COULD FIND REALLY CUTE JAPANESE FEMALE TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY TO THEY LIKE GUYS LIKE ME THEIR WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN IN AMERICA FUCK
IN JAPAN JAPANESE FEMALES ACTUALLY FIND WHITE MEN VERY ATTRACTIVE I WOULDNT BE COMPETEING WITH ANY STUPID CHADS I WOULD HAVE A CHANCE AND THEY LIKE ANIME SO THEY WOULD DEFINITELY WANT TO HAVE SX WITH ME

Those are some high quality farts. What's your technique for making them?

Loser

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~Anna~

My butt.

~Anna~

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I don't know about other women, but in my experience, yes. Definitely. Sometimes at the weirdest times too, I found myself getting aroused while the whole Bianca shit went down, not necessarily because of her cut-up neck, but the mind wanders.

It's hard to plan out a conversation entirely, so I can't really tell you what to ask, but try to lead it into the direction of her personal life such as work, etc. i'm sorry if it's so cryptic, but it feels a little too sociopathic to plan out a conversation ahead of time hahah, I'm confident you'll make it work.

WHY DO I HAVE TO LOVE WOMEN WHY CANT I JUST BE GAY I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH THEY ARE THE REASON I LOST MY JOB BECAUSE THEY DIDNT LIKE ME ASKING THEM OUT BECAUSE IM UGLY FUCK YOU WLADIES OUT THERIR THEY OWE ME A JOB AND SOME SEX

IT REALLY IS THEIR FAULT I DONT HAVE A JOB THE WOMEN AT MY LAST JOB GOT ME FIRED BECAUSE I WAS TOO UGLY FOR THEM THEY WERE ALL FUCKING SKANKS ANYWAYS WHO HAD CHAD BOYFRIENDS I WAS JUST TRYING TO SHOW THEM SOMETHING BETTER SOMETHING NOT ABUSIVE BUT NO THEY ALL JUST LIKE BEING MISTREATED BY THEIR CHAD HUSBANDS

I KNOW MY LEGUE AND I KNOW IM WORTH THE ATTENTION OF A BUEATIFUL FEMALE BUT FEMALES ARE SO FUCKING SHALLOW AT LEAST MOST OF THEM THEY SHOULD GIVE ME ATTENTION AT LEAST ITS NOT MY FAULT MOST WOMEN ARE SLUTS

WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK IS HAPPENING

_S.D.

I CANT JUST ASK A GIRL OUT BECAUSE I KEEP TRYING THAT ANDTHEY ALL JUST TELL ME TO LEAVE THEM ALONE WOMEN HATE ME BECAUSE IM UGLY HOW IS THAT MY PROBLEM

IM SMART AND NICE AND FUNNY SO THEREFORE IM WORTH THAT OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN BUT FEMALES ARE SO STUPID THEY JUST AVOID ME BECUASE IM UGLY BEFORE GETTING TO KNOW ME

EXPECTING SEX FROM A WOMAN BECAUSE IM NICE TO THEM IS NOT CREEPY AT ALL ITS HOW LIFE IS SUPPOSED TO WORK BUT BECAUSE OF FEMINISM AND PEOPLE LIKE HILLARY CLINTON THINGS GOT SCREWED UP AND NOW FEMALES ARE SHALLOW AND HATE ME I DESERVE A BEAUTIFUL WOMENS AFFECTON BECAUSE I AM VERY NICE TO THEM

WOMEN ARE MEANT TO BE WORSHIPPED AND TREATED LIKE GODDESS WHEN I CAN DO SO, FEMINISM CORRUPTED EVERTHING THOUGH
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THEY HAD NO INTEREST IN ME ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IM ALSO NOT AN INCEL IM NOT ONE OF THOSE WHINEY BITCHES BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THEY WULDNT WANT ME IM PRETTY SURE MOSET OF THE WOMEN I WORKED WITH WERE FUCKING THOT SLUTS SO I DONT SEE APROBALEM WITH ASKING THOSE FEMALES FOR SEX AT WORK THEY SHOULDNT ACT LIKE THOTS IF THEY DONT WANT MY ATTENTION ITS THEIR FAULT I WAS FIRED FROM MY LAST JOB I HATE CHAD SUCKING FEMALES

FEMALES GIVE SEX TO GUYS WHO LIKE HER ALL THE TIME AS ALONG AS THEY ARE NOT UGLY THAT WHY ALL FEMALES ARE THOTS I KNOW HOW TO RELATE TO WOMEN TOO I HAVE A SISTER SO FEMALES SHOULD BE NICER TO ME BECAUSE IM NICE TO THEM

IM NOT GOING TO LIMIT MYSELF TO SINGLE WOMEN WHO KNOWS I COULD HELP A LUCKY FEMALE LEAVE AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP WOMEN CHEAT ON THEIR HUSBANDS ALL THE TIME BECAUSE FEMALES ARE THOTS ALL FEMALES ARE ON THE TABLE FOR ME I DONT DISCRIMINATE BASED ON MARITAL STATUS I DONT DESVER TO BE FIRED I WORKED HARDER THEN ALL THOSE FEMALES COMBINED BUT BECAUSE OF STUPID MODERN FEMINISM WOMEN HAD TO BE OFFENDED BY ME APPROACHING THEM AND REPORTED ME TO MY BOSS WHO FIRED ME I HATE FEMALES DONT COME CRYING TO ME WHEN THEY DO THE SAME THING TO YOU

we get it, funny meme, spare yourself the captchas

ARE YOU A WOMEN?

FUCK YOU FEMALES CAN CHOSE NOT TO FUCK ME AND STILL BE SLUTS AT THE SAME TIME THEY JUST FUCK ALL THE STUPID FUCKING CHAADS WHICH IS DISGUSTING AND WHY THEY ARE SLUTS

IT IS HOW LIFE WORKS WOMEN BEFORE FEMINISH ALWAYS SLEPT WITH THE NICE GUY LOOK AT SOME HITSORY BOOKS RETARD

IM ACTUALLY REALLY SMART I HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE ALSO NO I WONT STOP USING CAPS BECAUSE IM SUPER FUCKING ANGRY AND WANT TO USE IT TO EXPRESS MY DISGUST FOR THE FEMALE RACE

ITS NOT FUCKING STUPID MOST RELATIONSHIPS FORM BETWEEN COWORKERS AT WORK PLUS IM PRETTY SURE MY FEMALE COWORKERS SLEPT WITH ALL MY CHAD COWORKERS SO IT WASNT OUT OF THE QUESTION TO ASK THEM FOR SEX

THATS BECAUSE THE FEMALES I USED TO WORK WITH GOT ME FIRED SO NOW I KNOW NO WOMEN AND NOT EVEN MY SISTER WILL TALK TO ME ANYMORE I FUCKING HATE FEMALES THEY ARE SO DEVIEANT

IM ACTUALLY VERY LIBERAL THE ONLY THING I AGREE WITH TRUMP IS HIS VIEWS ON WOMEN I KIND OF ASPIRE TO BE LIKE HIM HE IS UGLY YEY GETS SO MANY WOMEN

You sound like a pretty chill guy, kik?

ITS ALSO WOMENS FAULT I HAD TO GO TO JAIL FOR A YEAR 2 YEARS AGO FUCK THEM THEY DONT LIKE WHEN I MAKE THE SAME MOVES THEIR CHAD BOYFRIENDS MAKE WHY CANT WOMEN JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE IM NICE SMART TALL AND FUNNY

HONESTLY I WISH PEOPLE HERE WOULD LISTEN TO ME AND JUST GIVE ME ADVICE I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING WRONG I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT WITH THESES LADIES BUT THEY JUST AVOID ME AND TELL ME TO LEAVE THEM ALONE HOW DO I STOP THESE FEMALES FROM LEAVING ME

ARE YOU A FEMALE?

>sex
>slap her butt in doggy
>harder she says
>you slap harder
>harder she says
>you slap even harder
>oooww not like that it hurts.

What is this retardness? Also women dont do that poping thing when you sucking. It hurts

S.

Yuh

SO WHEN DID Yea Forums FILL UP WITHREDDITNG LIBERALS FUCK YOU WHITE KNIGHTS DEFENDING FEMALES YOU HAVE ALL PROBABLY NEVER GOTTEN PUSSY AT LEAST I HAVE A SISTER SO I HAVE TALKED TO WOMEN BEFORE YOU ALL SUCK

WHATS YOUR KIK?

CAN YOU TELL ME YOUR KIK? LAST TIME I POSTED MINE PEOPLE SENT ME WEIRD MESSAHES

4CAHN IS ALL FEMALES FUCKING FEMALE WEEBS FUCK YOU IM SO FUCKING ANGRY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND A JOB WITH BEING FIRED AND GOING TO JAIL ON MY RECORD ALL BECASE OF THESE STUPID FEMALES WHO CANT HANDLE MY ADANCES

ALL FEMALES ARE DISCUSTING CREATURES WHO ONLY CARE ABOUT LOOKS AND MONEY I WOUKLD HAVE MONEY TOO BUT STUPID WOMEN GOT ME FIRED AND ARRESTED I FUCKING HATE WOMEN THEY WANT MONEY BUT DONT WHEN IT COMES TO THEM

helixions

I DONT EVEN WANT TO GET MARRIED MOST MARRIAGES END UP WITH CHEATING I WANT TO JUST HAVE SEX AND GO ON WITH MY LIFE WANTING TO HAVE SEX HAS HAULTED MY LIFE SO MUCH WOMEN HAVE RUINED ME

WHAT IS YOUR KIK?

Can somebody please tell me what the hell is going on here?

Femanon is sacrificing herself to keep the spammer busy from this thread.

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God speed to that femanon

I'll be fine, you guys keep on asking questions and whatnot until the thread dies.

>It's hard to plan out a conversation entirely, so I can't really tell you what to ask, but try to lead it into the direction of her personal life such as work, etc. i'm sorry if it's so cryptic, but it feels a little too sociopathic to plan out a conversation ahead of time hahah, I'm confident you'll make it work.

I know i cant really plan out a conversation, but i just dont know how to start that sort of conversation.

at what age girls are able to get wet and accordingly aroused?

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Something I normally do when talking to guys is rant about a light topic, like maybe someone being a bitch at work, or some internet trend that is stupid etc.

I was 11

>I was 11

nice

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God damn it this thread should be kill already

Please make a part 2?

but you wasnt aware of? I guess?!
or did you know back then why you was aroused and what to hell that feeling was? the prickle in your stomach and lil twat

I didn't know what it was really, but I was masturbating and all that stuff. Same as guys, right?

I had my first hardon at age 5

Sociopath here, do this: i'm parting from the fact that you already have nice conversations or some kind of trust in each other, start by telling her about your family in a casual way, something like "so today i had a fight with my mom, i hate when we fight, i love her so much but sometimes it's difficult to see eye to eye with her" or something like that (Keep it real and be honest, don't make shit up, it was an example) it's important that you show her your vulnerable side and that you trust her, then, if she doesn't say anything you can ask something on the lines of: "have you ever had a fight like that with your family? i know it can be rough if you have so no pressure, we can talk about something else" (It's important that you keep your word, don't be pushy, if she doesn't want to talk about it yet you wait, eventually she will open up

yes they are
and women ruin all spaces you let them display their vaginas in

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>Same as guys, right?

yeah I see
also had similar experience
thank you for the answers femanon

Is it normal to have a big black 17 inch penis to be sliding out of my vagina?