REKT thread but with nobody really badly hurt

That's racist in Britbongland

they forgot their taser loisence

Moar lighthearted rekts plox!

All these faggots for one crazed animal and they just run

> wheres me tazer loisence m8?

TRANSLATION:
>Rekt Thread: Soy Edition

>no badly hurt people
>guy in clip dies
good one

Wow he had children.

Did he really die?
Better than being a quadriplegic I guess

id shit right on top that long leged bitch!
leggy boi thinks hes stopping my fucking turd flow? fuck that.

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cucks from england are afraid of doing anything with muslims and niggers because it would be "racist"

this is peak masculinity

This is what I like to see. American cops would have shot him. Now he can get locked up and cool down.

Looks to me like he probably got away and maybe hurt some people.

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saw the whole video before. He gets blocked in by cops with riot guard shields. Then arrested.

Story??

jews did this

And it only took 90 cops all day Tuesday to get'er done

redheads

he died from trying a move while still cold

nobody died so I think that went well.

libruls

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You're fucking retarded.
Went well?
That ridiculous, they should have tazed him right from the start.
This way you wouldn't have needed to empty the whole PD to catch one loose nigger.

all fortshiters should sterilize themselves

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damn those hebrews

Boot licker.

You wish, nigger.

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What’s his name?

That new Mr. Bean looks pretty good!

Dio cancheroo a vita se na roba strana fio mio, pensite ti che mi so qua, ciucco come pochi, drio parlar in mezo a un gruppo de gentaglia stramba, che no parla neanca a me lengua.. E probabilmente nissuni savarà neanca mai che mi go parlà, ma questo xe normal, no ti credi? Che strana che la xe la vita fiol mio.. Ogni giorno chel passa la xe sempre più strana!

stop posting this picture it's probably getting stuck in my subconscious or some shit.

would've gotten written up and fired in that shithole

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Always wanted to do this in a mall. Even an abandoned one would do.

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Why I'm genuinely not afraid of committing a crime in the NUAE. You have no reason to fear their police "force".

i thought you said rekt not ylyl

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He kept dancing while that man choked on his on vomit.
Legendary

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god I love china

I can almost hear the Benny Hill music playing

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source?

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I know you myopic fuckers don't know these guys, but really looks like Keystone Cops.

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Fuck knows

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'Murrikan cops would have shot him dead before he even looked dangerous.

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what the fuck!

anime on the walls, he clearly deserved it

Hahahahah

deserves to be shot

Actual footage from Salem Witch Trials.

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What kind of shotgun is that

Looks like a KSG

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wow impressive!

fake/staged

what kind of mickey mouse shit is this?

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The kind that goes BANG BANG!

No story. She just gets along with the wolves. This is how they great friends (both human and other wolves), wrapping their jaws around your face. If it was attacking, it would be going for the throat.

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>but with nobody really badly hurt

You have COMPLETELY misunderstood the idea of Yea Forums. Yea Forums is not "hey guys take a look at this funny link ha ha." Yea Forums is not Facebook's whiteknighting. Yea Forums is not Reddit, Tumblr or 9gag.com. Yea Forums is a place for people to be monsters. Disturbing, cold, heedless monsters that they really are. Tsunami kills people in Asia and we laugh. Psychotic emo fulfills her sick desires with her cat and we laugh. A man rapes his grandchildren, we laugh and demand more. Suicide, foul play, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape and unfounded wrath- we laugh.

We are cruel; we do not forgive; we do not forget; we are the real face of the internet.

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Though he was gonna do something to the kids.

And at the end he make he's last poor life choise, buying a camera with shitty auto focus.

Really mind blowing.

Alright, edge lord. Calm down.

Oh wow, this copy paste red text from another, edgy Mcedgelord.

why

money.

Wait, did that dude seriously die? God damn, how embarrassing.

KAKYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

I agree, but also, holy fuck, with that many cops at the scene how the fuck was that guy not apprehended yet? Cops who shoot first and ask questions later are fucked up in the head, but these fuckers in the clip take non-violence way too far. Stun him, (tackle him if necessary), cuff him. ffs

>Excuse me sire, me and my 10 colleagues would like you to cease your criminal activites, if you don't mind

Used to work at a race track and I've actually seen shit like this happen. They were definitely both fine, lowsides (like the second bike does near the end) are not that serious. Highsides (where they turn too hard and the bike trips over the front wheel, bucking the rider) are where the rekt is at.

any bianca devins pics?

Speak for yourself fag, you aren't Yea Forums, you're just a shitstain who visits like everyone else.

you know you fuckhead? just fuck off from Yea Forums whatsoever. You are a disgrace you goddamn fucking newfag.
Fucking kids should not be allowed here on 4ch and captcha on Yea Forums should be so damn fucking hard only oldfags could complete it. Fucking millenials.

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If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

Haha very good

Summer badasserey

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Good one. You made me laugh you fucking moron. Internet hero, real life loser you are. Sad but true.

Get a job faggot

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perks of having a pussy dad is that he'll never try embarrassing shit like this at family parties, let alone die something other than his terminal cancer

you think your the hot shit but your just another idiot like the rest of them i bet the only pussy your getting is the type that says woof you stupid fuck by which i mean you get no pussy at all you ignorant cunt how about you get with the times and stop trying to pretend your something your not maybe then people wont hate you you stupid prink if i ever see you strolling in my neighbourhood ill fucking jump out the window with my brick and youll be pummelled into the sidewalk son like a motherfucker who thinks he knows what hes doing the police wont even care theyll take one look at you and theyll see your stupid clothes and decided you fucking deserved it.

He took the whole impact on his neck

not demonstrably true. I wonder why you say that?

DP 12 I believe

Gotta say that picture confused me for a second.

But for the cat murder, I gotta give you negative 100 points, and negative 500 to whoever did that.

+50 for the artistic merit though. Shoving the skull back into the mouth is kinda funny.

Not a nut sack in the group

Come on. I am based in East Vegas. Anytime you want just go past 52nd around midnight, pretty much every day coz I have a real job not like you you fucking useless piece of shit living off your parents'. The very last sentence of your post made me sure you are no more than 13-14 yo so just come at me with whatever you have, bring a gun I don't care you are just a fucking dumbfuck who I can crush bare handed and I will. And you know it.

Have sex and dilate

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Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.
You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!

You guys in the back need to lower your end pleeaaawww

no

Ummm...how is any of that relevant to what I said? What made you read my post and decide to send your response.

Unless you're confusing me for the ass fag with the long winded "Yea Forums is [insert edge]" monologue.

STFU nigger

that situation ended up backwards

ani pictures of bianca devins???

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Yeah obviously

I feel so bad for the little guy but it's so funny

Not a single fire extinguisher anywhere nearby

Vote irl

single most absolutely selfish act anyone can possibly think to perform

Maomettooooooo

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Kekkkkk

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

yea

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thank you man, any more pics or backstory?

>Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s
>R-15s

newfag/reddit user detected

come back from where you are when you still can or you will become just like the rest of us here.

Just another mentally unstable e-girl.
In the end, she got what she wanted.

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throatslit compilation hype

Back in the day, they would have been executed!

Well obvioulsly this didnt happen in China.

>US Marine Core

top kek

eww. newfags. gross.

African Elepha ts in India? Hmm, probably hated Pajeet

yeah, my R-15 is gold plated!

Okay that's creative

Actually you shouldn't have quoted me in your post, but overall yeah I agree with you, oldfag.

you're a faggot.

suck some little boy dicks

Bitch fuck bitchy shit fuck fuck
Fuck ass fucky bitch cunt slutshit
Rape rape murder fuck raperape

EVERYONE SHALL BURN! RAPE RAPE FUCK SHIT!!!!

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ASS FUCKER!

RAPE RAPE FUCKY PISS SHIT

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BITCH!

Bitch bitch fuck cock
Slut slit slag whore
Fist that dirty slit you fucking whoresome faggot
Shitfuck sucking pussyass bitch

SHIT!

RAPE! KILL! RAPE! KILL!

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karma

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

May your whore mothers die of tit cancer. SATAN MAKE IT SO!

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Tasers are illegal wankytooth country

No it's unsanitary and inhumane

Gore

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fucking savages

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I'd rather see them wrapping their paws around her waist instead imo

Do you know how to get to Terminal 2?

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Can you put uncle achmed together

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LUL. +1

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fortnite dance?

Thanks captain moralfag.

i presume he has a knife and 100% resistance to pepperspray

Stop! Or I'll... Yell stop again!

The Brues Brothers ?

found the triggered leftard… cry more, baby

I don't think his skin was light enough

>We are cruel; we do not forgive; we do not forget; we are the real face of the internet.
Oldfag here, Im gettign tired of this fucking post
You make us look like morons with a cringe shitty post like that. Fuck off to reddit fag

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Lol fucking pussies. Just shoot him already.

FFS, user.

Actually he did. Ended up stabbing 3 people before they finally cornered him. All 3 lived tho.

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Its a pain in the ass

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Belle getting her ass wrecked

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Fucking furry

Up next curb stomp

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did he die? not kidding , genuinely curious

The bus driver almost missed a 3 year old

Finish it!

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good thing that guy closed that door

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The curb stomping pics are from the kena protest

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What's the story here?

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nerve gas

MY SIDES

Probly did this

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Obviously electric lines

You never move someone with a possible neck/spinal injury

Should of just shot him. Just a joke watching the police run around like clowns.

no..they should have shot him.

why the fuck did this actually make me laugh. the very juxtaposition of dead slut and spaghetti should not be this absurdly funny

Did he died

that's an official ouchie

Harr harr harr

Shit I didn't even see that

Shut up summer nigger,.you going to tell the normies everything??

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What a fucking asshole if you're gonna kill an animal end it as quickly as possible. To kill an animal like that is cruel. Hope this guy dies slowly.

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Kek

Its probly some normal thing were ever they are and thanks for letting me know what anoys you

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I think it's probably not something he wanted to be saved from after he'd been on fire for a good minute

Zero people give a fuck, faggot

Jojo

Also fuck off a gore thread

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Metoo

We now run the house electric off my dead dad

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OH! DO THAT TO A DOG!

Before OSHA

should be in a ylyl thread

What

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You have obviously never suffered from or watch someone suffer from crippling depression new fag

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bikers fault

About a year ago, my neighbor's dog got shot by police. Was so satisfying. That faggot rottweiler was always charging neighborhood kids and being a general dickfart. Cops came to the house on a domestic disturbance call and that turdburglar charged an officer. Heard 3 shots next door and went to the window to see what was going down, watched that poopface mcgoo bleed out in their driveway. One of my proudest faps.

rabid?

You being fucking retarded

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5183225/Cyclist-shoots-fireworks-bikers-home-launcher.html

not fake.

chimps are apes

>that happened

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I hate dogs and thats why i have so many dogs getting killed

Most likely

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Should be a new law allowing all pits to be treated like this

nerve gas

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yep it was pretty satisfying. grown ass man who beats his wife crying in his driveway over some dead mutt. so cal slums can be a fun place when you're not dealing with illegals or hershey squirts from super taco express.

I want to see you trying to kill a frog quickly and painfully and then see your face when it still moves 5 minutes later.

>kicks in metrosexual

Look at the ears, retard. It's an asian elephant.

Perhaps they have confused niggers with werewolves or vampires?

now hes cool like rap and hip hop

Looks like yo moms saggy pussy lips

Idk why this shit is so fking funny

I love videos of animals putting little shithead kids in their place.

If you like watching/killing dogs your a nigger bitch

Story?

If im looking for cursed images were should i look

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rodeos need to stop

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need benny hill music

Says a nigger bitch

I mean he was charged up like a battery. I'm sorry.

Why it seems fun and the people who get stabbed will kill them sooner or later

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But gay

Same

Posts webm of somebody not getting hurt too bad

Is that little mac

Sure but only one

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In the mood for some classic Kenny Glenn vids. Who's got?

on one hand aggressive dog should be murdered in the street, on the other hand pussy cops and neighbors are quick to kill good pups.

They'll never go away if retards keep paying to watch.

mudslime honor killing

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>copypasta
>We are cruel, we do not forgive; we do not forget; we are the real face of the internet, in other words, we're edgy faggots

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you know it's a shitty fight when none of them explodes

lunch?

Ya some are good but its hard to trust animals that have bit me for no reason and have people side with the dog

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We did it boys. The turtles are saved.

yay for turtle!

Niggers, man.

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muslim women's guild's reenactment of pearl harbor?

Ya its anoying but i deal with it like the rest of my probles and anoyences shove it away until someone makes me explode from anger which is some what tough

Why you never piss off patient people.
>I'd be less worried about x and be more worried about the fury of a patient man, and I can be quite patient.

stay mad nigger get off Yea Forums if you don't like it dumbass

how long did this poor bastard live for?

Ya im pretty sure if people can read my mind they'd be scared to hell and back

>doubles advocate

What hurts more?
One year of extreme physical pain?
Ten years of extreme psychological pain?

My usual inclination is to just get whatever it is over with, and then be done with it.

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too long, if you ever convinced yourself that attempting to steal copper wire for money off a running transformer box was a good strategy

I'd book first class if i did

Psychological because you'd be a broken man with no humanity left at lest thats.what i believe

yeah, I guess it depends on how extreme the extremeness is. I'm pretty sure I'm going through the latter because it is preferable to the alternative.

Just being rhetorical there I guess.

Kek at domestic house spooder

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

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Kek I knew ops mom posted here

old as FUCK.

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He didn't have a loicense for that t-shirt

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A guatemalan girl from a gang who was caught robbing a taxi driver, they went full Congo on her

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The video was staged lol

>Sir, you dropped your gun!

Fuck you

File name kek

Damn that's the most violent elephant attack I have ever seen.

pull up your pants, faggot

he wouldve saved his own life if he didnt care so much about the car

That's done straight final destination shit

Fucking normans!