Ask a paramedic anything

do u cum on the patientz?

How long did it take you to get dissentisised to gore

Is it healthy if I stay awake at night and sleep in the morning for everyday

Sour cream, creme fraiche or plain yoghurt? For general use, not for any one recipe

Dont paramedics sometimes have funny nicknames/acronyms for the stuff they get called on?

i u a poc or female, cause i herd its like impossible for white people to get this job anymore...

Care to share some juicy details?
The patients can remain anonymous to protect what's little is left of their dignity.

Lol, hows life in the boo-boo bus?

have you let anyone die like a old school bully or a drug dealer ?

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fire medic or just basic bitch

Who doesn't?

You always think you've seen it all, but every so often you cum across a dead body that just jolts every fiber in your penis.

We don't talk about that.

what's the heaviest thing you've ever seen? did it take you a few days/weeks/years/never to get over it?

With your spelling, you'd be lucky to snag any professional job.

kys?

1. Open internet browser of choice
2. Type in question
3. ???
4. Profit

You're going to have some really shitty children.

Got a cousin who's a first responder too. Stupid bitch never stops with the hero-porn on her FB.

It's like the old joke:

Q: How do you know there's a firefighter at your party? A: He'll tell you.

. . . except it's not funny, just wearying.

We get it, already: blood, death, suffering. But you signed up for it so either shut up and go to work with quiet dignity or fucking quit and flip burgers.

What's with guilt-throwing the hero complex some of you seem to have, anyway?

Yup. FB is garbage. My military friends and family all have gay-ass military memes. They went through basic training many years ago, and haven't been on tour/tdy for a while. They have a cushy desk job, but they insist on posting memes with soldiers in the Middle East as though they're the ones dodging bullets and shooting mortars daily.

Everyone else in their respective career will do the same. I didn't realize someone would come up with memes for being a server, but low and behold. Your life sucks because someone stiffed you, or you had to clean up after a baby? Too bad, bitch.

I'm training to become a paramedic. Do they get easy pussy like doctors?

Do u get to see/touch boobs and pussy?