First Ever Tinder Success!

First Ever Tinder Success!
>Be Me
>Recently broke up with GF of 9yrs
>Hurts like motherfucker, high school sweethearts
>Was planning to ask her to marry me
>But bitch dumped me
>Never dated anyone else
>New to online dating scene
>Downloaded Tinder
>Drunkingly swipe through all the hot young singles in my area
>Very few matches
>No dates
>Weeks go by and no luck
>One date who was just looking for free meal
>Fucking hoe
>Go home and drink alone
>Decide to try one last time
>Stumble upon one of my ex’s friends
>Fuck it
>I swipe right
>It’s a match!
>We message back and forth all night
>Agree to hang out next day
>Meet up for coffee date
>Conversation quickly turns to why me and ex broke up
>Don’t wanna talk about it
>But she keeps digging
>Eventually tell her
>Deadbedroom
>Plus ex was cheating for last year of relationship
>Sent me video of her sucking off an other guy when I tried to get her back
>Date is shocked that ex would do that
>Reaches over to grab my hand across the table
>Feels good
>After date she invites me back to hers to hang
>Jackpot!
>Once in the door we start making out
>Next thing I know she has my cock in her mouth
>Feels amazing
>She knows what she’s doing
>First BJ in years
>Not going to last long I warn her
>She tells me to record video to send to ex
>Holy Shit I nearly cum before I can get my phone
>Get short video of me cumming in her mouth
>Send to ex, no reply yet
>Date wants to meet up again this weekend
>Can’t wait wish me luck guys
Trips and I might share video

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Good job user if true. Happy for you. I've had 0 luck with tinder and gave up after 2 months. Also roll.

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ROLL

Rerollin for 888

ROLL

Well only for we had known each other before, otherwise I would still be swiping with no luck

rollin it again

Even if it's fake, it's good

Oh fuck man

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If quads make video you taking strap on from her?

All true Yea Forumsro

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rollin

If she’s up for it sure

That’s beautiful OP.
I’m currently about 6 months into a relationship that I’m almost certain is going to end like yours. Shitty part is I got her pregnant and now I’m stuck with the bitch till the baby pops. I’m waiting to break up with her till my baby comes. She’s 5 months in

>We message back and forth
this is why I don't use tinder or any social media

I wish I was able to have a conversation with someone but vocabulary doesn't go further than, ok, yes, no.

Then I am proud of you. That is my fetish.

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Aw fuck my dude, shitty situation

I have the opposite problem of spilling spaghetti and talking too much.

Practice, take risks, find something you both can relate to

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Your going off quicker than op did

Rolling just to prove OP won’t deliver

Reroll

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Rolling

rollerino

Another near miss

maybe

Sure that happened.

100%

I tried breaking up with her once before and not even 24 hours after breaking up she fucked 2 of my friends and got her nips pierced then posted a censored pic of her newly pierced tits on her fb story. That should have made me not want to get back with her but my dumbass wanted to fuck her again as punishment and so we tried to be friends with benefits. Long story short I tried to kill myself (literally foaming at the mouth unconscious on the floor) she finds me. I’m revived at hospital, mfw she was with me every day at the hospital. Literally obsessed with me for some reason. Found out she was pregnant like 1 week after I got out the hospital. Now I’m just staying with her so my baby can grow inside her stress free and she works and pays a lot of bills. Life is fucking crazy man

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Hang in there user, stay strong

Both sides, come on anons we are better than this

Right

Left

555

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Hail Satan

A lot of near misses

Reroll

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WRYYYYYY

WRYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

I predict 7777, wait and see anons

777s

get a dna test?...

Reroll

Let’s do it

77777777777777777777777

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77777777777

7up

7 ?

We're trying

7€

Rolllll

Thank you man, got me feeling generous.
If someone rolls trips I’ll post her booty :)

Rerolllll

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

FUCCK!

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So close

Getting close

Hhhh

It’s definitely mine dude. The time of conception matches up.
I’m actually thrilled about being a dad. Just not thrilled about having this hoe be my wifey :/
I still don’t trust her, especially once she gets her body back
Nope.jpg

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WRY?

Lets see them 888

Rerollin

Fuck it
Trips or dubs and I’ll drop that young OC

You heard it here guys.

Gotta get that 999

Why are we cursed?

Rollin rollin rollin rawhide!

We had dubs already doe?

Becuase why not ?

Trying

Idk keep rolling

Nine Nine!

999

999'S

Ayyy

WINRAR

Checkem

Everytime

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Post it.

Winrar

WRY....

heres ya trips fagets

Congrats

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in the first message you can tell them that you hate messaging back and forth and you'd rather skip straight to text/phone call or whatever you want to do

Much thicc

We got a winner

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
Need to readjust video
Who knew chan had file size limits

Post some clothes pics to prove you know her

777s?

True

So close..

Yes! Now OP must delivar

I’m trying to train her to be an obedient house wife who also knows how to bring in money

Trips achieved

Here you go, enjoy

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Good for you dude, tinder has NEVER worked for me. lots of pussy from pof and okc but never tinder. then they banned my fucking account, still don't know why.

Probably thought you were a bot. I know if you deny too many profiles you will get banned.

fukken nice, dude

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Damn raw and she sucks like a pro. Nice

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Damn dude , you were right she does know what she was doing. Nice swallow at the end too. Makes it hotter that you only just met this girl

I know, hopefully I last longer next time. Seeing her tomorrow night

Fucking nice man
Here’s one more of my girl

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Nice fuckin' work, OP. Epic. You da man.

We knew each other through my ex, but never really talked before this

Any more back shots?

Nice one user, those dsl look like they work out

OP, did you get to see her butthole?

you gonna bust in her puss this time? I bet she wants it.

Pics of the girl please?

Nope haven’t seen anything yet, she blew my clothed.

On my other phone I have a God damn treasure trove of backs fronts vids
These are just a couple she sent me recently

Any tit pics of her?

Trips have spoken, dump the lot

dsl?

Dick sucking lips

How are her titties?

Jesus. I haven't seen OP actually deliver since 2008.
She's a good little cocksucker

Need pictures of her

Very hot. Any more pics of her ? Even clothes is fine

Last one
She actually sucks my dick soooo good

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I'll bet. Where are you guys from?

Fuckin A nice bro. Is she a spic?

None that wouldn’t get her doxxed

Block the eyes

Nope
She’s actually Italian/white bro

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I gotta see more of this girl tho

Meeting her tomorrow, I’ll try get more videos

Lmaoo only a dumbass gets a bitch pregnant in the FIRST MONTH. Hope she hits you with child support once you leave her just for your stupidity

I want to believe this story (and the vid is great so who cares on one level) but if this girl suggested filming you cumming in her mouth to send to your ex, who is her friend, isn’t there an obvious danger the ex / friend will circulate the video,revenge porn style

Come on op. I need to see if she's actually hot

I’m can’t really credit this as a ‘Tinder success story’ since you knew the girl already. Good story and nice BJ. But not a Tinder success in my eyes.

Nice work bro, enjoy.

itt fake story
where are the videos ? i dont see any

as a guy why would you care about a video of you getting sucked off and the hot girl swallowing getting around?
if anything that increases your market value
and that girl is likely not a friend anymore and had her sights on him while he was with the ex... do you not know how women work? this is her chance to grab him while hes free she has been waiting on that for a hot minute.

How was the pussy

Probably is a fake story but you blind bro

Only for tinder our paths wouldn’t have crossed

Video is useless without at least 1 shot of her body, even clothed.

I’m not suggesting the guy care. I’m suggesting the girl giving him the BJ would care. She suggested filming it. Couldn’t she see the obvious danger she the obvious danger that the ex could circulate it revenge porn style to her family and friends etc. If she was just some tinder girl who the ex did not know then that wouldn’t be a danger but seeing as the ex is her friend she would be able to get all her contacts family friends work etc

Damn you're persistent as fuck bro. Keep at it

Met her in October. Got her pregnant in march

No wonder your ex dumped you
You got a
NEEDLE DICK
NEEDLE DICK
NEEDLE DICK

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I’ll message her now to send me something sexy

If u get more videos or pics I’ll get my old phone out and really blow y’all minds.
Ill keep a look out
If u deliver I’ll deliver too

Pics plox

It’s pretty good man
She gets super wet and creamy like 66% of the time

Y’all are fucking ungrateful

You can at least still get the buns and nut inside her. Make sure you have your legal shit in order and notarized. Its better to work out visitation, custody and child support payments outside of the courtroom. They will almost always judge in favor of the bitch.

Dat thank you at the end...

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Bro, you're lucky. My hat off to you.

Post pics you needle dick faggot

Lol what'd you expect, they want nudes, insta, snap, social security number.

>No wonder your ex dumped you
>You got a
>NEEDLE DICK
>NEEDLE DICK
>NEEDLE DICK
Usually when a guy bashes or complements another man's penis, it's kind of a dead give away.
You sir are a fag

I mean shits honestly not bad right now.
She cooks well, makes money and deposits all of it into a mutual account, dtf literally whenever, she’s hot, motivated to stay fit (used to be kind of fat, lost a bunch of weight right before she got preggers lol)
Who knows I might make her my little house wife slave bitch. I’ll keep my eye on her making sure she doesn’t cheat

What a dumbass... Your own damn fault. Now your kid will be a incel

Yeah. Post pics you needle dick faggot

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Either way, homie's got a needle dick

It’s gonna be a little girl and I’m actually very excited to be a dad

She obviously had her eyes on OP for a long time, once she found out he was single she pounced

This is a shit thread now
Have fun in your parents basement fapping away at your sweaty unwashed meat. Imma wake this bitch up and have her suck my dick ;)

Have fun with that needle dick!

Yeah about the only scenario that makes sense is she just didn’t care about the consequences because she was into OP so much and wanted to please him / definitely end things with him and the ex... well either that or she was just plain dumb and didn’t think of the consequences at all

Happy for you user but first bj in years in a committed relationship when youre under 30? Fuckin try harder you cunt.

My man please take it from me. She is gravy now but a few months after that kid pops, bruh! Consider your kid her hostage. She will try to make all of the choices without your consent. She will bring other dudes around your kid. Attention whore your kid out on social media. Will refer to you as the sperm donor. All because you don't have any paperwork clarifying your paternal rights. You have to protect yourself. She has the courts at her disposal whenever she wants to act stupid. Have a discussion and get it in writing before its too late.

Id rather have a needle dick receiving a great BJ like in the vid than a big dick that I had jerk off myself . But maybe that’s just me

Good mentality, keep it up lad dont listen to these faggots, and congratulations.

Good on you bro. Slay that pussy good for those of us without that option right now

999

Sort yourself out. Get away from that shit. How do you know the kids even yours you utter twat

She just sent me this, happy now.
Ungrateful anons

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Always was grateful bby

The ass is good! Even more jealous of you now OP lucky bastard

OP, you fucking rule. Ask her for titties.

OP here, her and ex aren’t as close as they use to be. And she did admit she always thought I was hot. As for consequences she didn’t seem to give it a second thought. She was quite comfortable performing in front of the camera.

Beat that ass up good bro

How would you know for sure. Women are shifty cunts. You already know she's a slut. Get DNA test before signing anything.

I did, she said no. A surprise for tomorrow if I’m lucky.

I plan too

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She's a freak. Treat her as a rebound and assume shes sucking/fucking other dudes.

>offbyone.exe

Yeah I ain’t looking to catch any feeling, I’ll take the blowjobs and hopefully fucking with a smile

Fuck, dude you hit the blowjob lottery!

I hope she breaks your dick off.

My man

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How

Eh Thank?

>How
nigga do i have to explain you what the fuck trips are?

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Sorry, meant for t hat to sound better

I hope she gives you fuck amnesia and you forget your hoor ex.

Ahhhh gotta ya

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OP, please start a thread around the same time tomorrow. We need to see every square inch of this BJ queen.

I’ll try my best

I mean....that could be anyone's dick

This is my dick. There are many like it but this one is mine. My dick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my dick is useless. Without my dick I am useless. I must fire my dick true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my dick and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

boner
and....goood luck!

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H2O

do it!!!!

Done it

OP you got kik?

This thread.
May fortune continue to shine upon you user.
Thanks for sharing.

>betachump adventures, part 2.A
she's treating you like a simp
she's despising you and grooming you into giving her resources/status/attention
you havent learned a thing
you're gonna get screwed again and again until you do

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One of your exs friend

Fuck off with the lying bruh. Your shit story has holes in it.

Holes? Only hole was the one my cock was filling with cum

Get a fucking DNA test cuck 18 years baby jail @800k+ is not worth it if you are bing cucked and its one of the "2" other dudes stupid
Fucking stupid

You hispanic by any chance?

Need vid of your ex

Got none she was a prude

OP is god

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"Sent me video of her sucking off an other guy when I tried to get her back "

Snapchat, didn’t save it

One of the hottest vids I’ve seen on Yea Forums in a while. Swallows with a smile and even a ‘thank you’. She’s a keeper

Just fucking pay $2000 and buy a doll
This thread is full of fucking fail, and its only gonna get worse if nutting is the only thing that matyers why put up with the bullshit and cucking??

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The thank you is the hottest part and I duno y

You looking at same thread as everyone else?

It’s just an advertising bot

Oh, bad bot