Me and my roommate just have caught thief in our basement, what shall we do with him?

Me and my roommate just have caught thief in our basement, what shall we do with him?

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Suck his dick

This.

prove it with a timestamp fgt

Suck his dick

Not black, not a thief.

Pucker up buttercup and succ it

Hahha fucking pranked
Last thing he would expect
Next time he'll think twice

Duct tape him naked to a tree in your front yard as a sign to other would-be robbers.
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But first suck his dick, faggot.

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If dubs, break broomstick and shove sharp end in his pooper then stir it like a witches cauldron

have you tried sucking his dick?

Call the police maybe?

Call the police, dumbass.

Suck his cock

Feed him three dozen eggs and then suck his dick. That'll ensure he'll never come back

Kill him and chop him to bits. Bet no one's lookin for him, at least not for a while. Dump random unrecognizable pieces along the highway. You'd be doing society a favor by culling the undesirables.

Update: we let him go home but we took something from him

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rolling for this, witness my trips

There's an overwhelming majority of dick suckers here, looks like you're sucking dick OP

Fuck you faggot, my 88's dominate your shitty 77. Op start sucking

Just suck his dick op

Treat him like marcellus wallace

dubs says
1) take his pants off
2) draw a tiny smiley face on the tip of his dick
3) talk to his dick like it's a little baby with goo-goo UwUspeek
4) pretend his dick is talking back in defiance
5) beat the shit out of thief as comeuppance
6) stick sharpie up your pooper and send pics

Go back and get him OP. Dubbs says you got some swallowing to get to

this a lie

Still no timestamp, so didn't happen.
OP continues streak of non-delivery...

rolling

suck your roommate's dick

Suck his cock and see if you can make him cum before police arrive