I am Canadian living in Japan. I work with a really cute Japanese teacher and I have been trying to gain her attraction for over a year now and I think she is interested but is just comfortable with her husband so nothing is happening.
I know it's crazy but I am obsessed with her and would do anything to be with her. I read on a forum that after women taste your semen they become attracted to you over time due to chemical changes in their body and your pheromones.
Naturally, I came in a little jar and brought it to work. I put some in her coffee while she was with students and mixed it well. Problem is as soon as I watched her taste it her face scrunched up. She left the classroom and went to the managers office. I can't speak Japanese so I don't know what is happening but I saw police come and take the coffee in a container box thing.
How fucker am I? Does DNA get melted in a hot cup of coffee? Will they be able to know its me? I don't think I can refuse a DNA sample if they ask or I will get fired or look even more guilty.
Fuck fuck fuck I don't know what to do, I can't go back to Canada and be apart from here I seriously love her so much. I FUCKED UP. What should I do?
How not cumming into a cup of coffee in the first place you dirty animal
Nathan White
Have fun in jail you dumb ass bitch
Brayden Russell
Also I think she knows its me. She hasn't even made eye contact it's making things really awkward in the classroom. I thought the bitter coffee would hide the taste WTF
Daniel Murphy
She just couldnt handle your semen user happens to me every day
relax and go back to canada and rape an elk or whatever you leafs are up to there
Josiah Carter
How are you living in Japan without knowing Japanese?
Austin Bennett
This didn't happen though did it? Stop lying
James Gomez
I teach English I just have to speak English all day to kids. I can speak a little bit but not understand native fast paced conversation.
Joshua King
That is the phenomenon they call being "an English teacher" in Japan
Bentley Cruz
congratulations on becoming a sex offender enjoy jail
Luis Phillips
when in doubt, GTFO back to canaderp
Henry Sanders
there is nothing to worry about they will run tests to look for chemicals like roofies and stuff.
they wont find your semen in it buddy. She will apologise for being such a hysteric cunt to you and everything will be fine user
Ian Murphy
OP try and make yourself seem like the last person she would suspect. And if possible, get the fuck out of dodge. Shes not worth time in a foreign prison.
Lucas King
Japan is the most degenerated Country on this fair Planet.
What OP did is just a small prank compared to what those pedophile Culture is used to do!
Ryder Morales
I think it's too late. She is already avoiding eye contact and things seem tense. FUCK
Isaiah Rodriguez
just do it again
David Gonzalez
Calm down I think semen dies at a certain temp so there's a chance they cant recover any DNA. Just get the fuck out of dodge instead of waiting to be caught
Nathaniel Jones
OP she pregnant now and u don goofed
Tyler Sullivan
Everyone knows if there were semen in the coffee, it would be pixelated. Fake af.
Dominic Bell
You should be forced to learn the language of the country before going to work there
Cameron Fisher
japanese is brutal hard
Noah Walker
this is what he wants
Jackson Morales
NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK
John Ramirez
Have you ever dealt with immigrants that don't speak your language or are just trash at it?
Eli Jackson
Coffee: Admit nothing if questioned Women: Find someone who shows interest in you and try to fuck that person instead
Gavin Young
You know semen gets quite harder with hot water right? She probably could feel the texture apart from the taste, you are fucked if she didn't clean the cup
Mason Wood
i feel like its bullshit that you can even taste semen mixed well in coffee, exactly how much did you put in the coffee OP?
Try to recreate the exact cup of coffee right now and see if you can even taste it, maybe you are going crazy and imagined the cops and everything. Either way you're fucked in the head and she will never be with you.
Wouldn't be better if you could understand them better?
Tyler Torres
Nah man, ever watch bukkake? Cum is fine, it's just the genitals that must be censored for... reasons.
Isaac Hernandez
Well OP, do this if you don't wanna risk jail time... Only choice given the situation you're describing.
increasing temperature enhances DNA flexibility, effectively leading to more compact folding of the double-stranded DNA chain
The helical structure of double-stranded DNA is destabilized by increasing temperature. Above a critical temperature (the melting temperature), the two strands in duplex DNA become fully separated. Below this temperature, the structural effects are localized.
Luke Ward
To add to this, your DNA will stay there... Though it may seperate, they can be put back together and still be connected to you.
Joseph Richardson
>>naturally you're gonna get samurai'd so hard dude
Caleb Lee
if any of this is true...then you should already be on a plane out of there. >I have been trying to gain her attraction for over a year now You've been harassing her at work for a year >I put some in her coffee You crossed the line, if true, if caught, you would expect jail time for sexual assault. I'm in Taiwan. This is the sort of shit that comes down hard on all teachers. KYS
Cooper Ortiz
Bro your fucked.
Nigger you put semen in a cup of coffee.
Just think about how much of a degenerate fuck that makes you.
Sebastian Cruz
She called the cops because her coffee tasted funny? She’s gonna love the cock...
Chase Mitchell
Not him but I don't have to talk to every immigrant like a boomer faggot. If they don't speak my language and they aren't committing crimes, I'm absolutely fine with them being there. If they're "taking the jobs", good for them because its always the shittier jobs that they do and it's only the most degenerate people of my country that'd be doing those jobs shittily anyway. Atleast those immigrants would try to be good at it.
Jacob Davis
You fucked. Japan chemically castrates sex perverts like you too.
Jason Bennett
This. I hope they catch you, OP.
Mason Brown
Cumming in her other drinks to see if she take the bait
I don't care about them taking jobs or shit, I just want to be able to understand what they want and help them.
Jack Long
Run the fuck outta there, if you ain't on a plane soon, you're dumb af
Caleb Anderson
this is some HIGH quality bait
Henry Cox
No it's not you lazy fucking retard.
t. japanese learner
Chase Taylor
If they need understanding and help, they could talk to the embassy or the police I don't carry any responsibility to help anyone. That said, I have helped people without speaking a word in their language; by them pointing at stuff etc. And there have been times that I walked away because yeah, it's not my problem. I can only speak and understand 3 languages. If they can't speak any of them, it's not my issue.
Lucas Robinson
Respect
Ryan Lopez
I was talking about when you HAVE to deal with them
Oliver Anderson
Saying hi to the redditor cucks in the thread screencapping
Bentley Price
10 yr confinement on fish heads and rice coming right up
Jace Torres
Hey a delusional fucking retard weeb. What’s up?
Zachary Reed
Leave the country
Joshua Cruz
Not OP, but in a somewhat similar situation. >be me, qt3.14 japanese teacher >married, stable job, everything is fine except for some leaftard neckbeard english teacher harrassing me, but whatever >one day, minding my own business, get handed a cup of coffee >tastes like salty coins or something, never tasted anything like it before >get this strange pixelated feeling in my nether regions, a burning fire has awoken in my loins, compelling me to abuse the children >all of the children >fast forward a few hours >police has arrived, taking statements, they don't believe my story about the cup being spiked with some crazy potent sex juice, but take it into evidence anyway >mfw I want more of what was in that coffee
>some leaftard neckbeard english teacher >tastes like salty coins or something, never tasted anything like it before top quality kek/10
Tyler Parker
OP, you should leave the country ASAP for some third world shithole that does not have an extradition treaty
Nathan Allen
BULLSHIT All schools, esp. cram schools are covered in CCTV cams. There's no way you could have done this w/out being seen. Oh, and coffee? coffee? get the fuck outta here. Water, or cold tea, sure...but an Asian woman drinking coffee in a school, I highly doubt it.
Brandon Wright
shut the FUCK UP you shitty low test weeaboo faggot
Jack Russell
Who of you fucks brought it to Plebbit?
Ayden Jones
Could be difficult or easy depending on the prefecture. What legal prefecture is it?
So much truth in this. Covered in CCTV cameras. No asian woman drinks hot coffee. Iced coffee maybe....
Cite: English Teacher
Samuel Diaz
Go back to plebbit you faggot.
Landon Bell
have you considered improving your english? if you are Canadian you must be Quebecois to speak english this badly. maybe an online course?
Joseph Wood
>naturally
that's my favorite word in this story.
you're fucked.
Jeremiah Phillips
You are a fucking idiot.
But if this is not a troll and you need to get out of Japan safely, don't use the airports. Take an over night bus from Shinjuku Express way bus terminal to Sakai Minato. Pay cash. From there, ride the shitbox ferry to Dong Hae, Korea. You can't miss it, its covered in rust and flies the Panama flag. Border control at the ferries are beyond lazy. Tell them you are going on holiday. They'll even let you keep your zairyuu card.
In Dong Hae you can either take the same ship to Vladivostok in Russia (not recommended unless you can get the visa first) or travel to Seoul and fly from there.
Good luck idiot
Tyler Peterson
if hes going to live there its kind of important
Nicholas Cooper
>don't speak nips whit-eh piggu go home they're going to find your dirty leaf dna and fucking lock you up for 10 years you daft cunt. better flee back to your ice shit hole before the cops fucking kamikaze into your eighth floor apartment.
Jaxson Martinez
He really shouldn't have gone to Japan if he wasn't willing to put in the effort to learn the damn language, it's rude, inconsiderate, and retarded.
Brody Perry
Hello from r/learnjapanese on reddit :3 I saw this thread and wanted to participate
Gabriel James
>Plebbit you're on Yea Forums user. that's more embarrassing than being a ledditor.
David White
If not bait then OP is fucking retarded and deserves to be castrated.
that reason is a very old law that they never changed
Charles Morgan
Things that never happened for $500, please.
Samuel Parker
Hello everyone, I came from Reddit! Hey guys just commenting so this will be saved in my user history and I can revisit.
Joseph Gray
You work in a school but are dumb enough to believe cumming in a girl's coffee will subconsciously make her more attracted to you? You sure you aren't a janitor instead of a teacher?
Jose Evans
Redditor here. Yea we are a bit more sophisticated than you but this one has me quite tickled up. I am eloquivolent
Grayson Rivera
prove it so i can laugh at OP
Jack Smith
Stopped reading after you claimed to use Reddit. Get out. Now.
Camden Lee
>YOU ARE FUCKED BIG TIME WHAT KINDA A NIGGERS SHIT IS THIS. even from your DNA they will know that you are white and from north america region >JALL TIME
