Whats a house hold object i can stick up my ass thats safe ?

whats a house hold object i can stick up my ass thats safe ?

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Sharpie

Steak knife

smooth hairbrush handle

Go outside and find a stick in your yard

Put a sharpie in a sock, put that sock in a sock, if you want more girth add more socks, put a condom or a rubber glove over the sock. Tada.

flashlight

Used needle

broom stick

Chicken broth

thanks user ill be sure to think about you while i fuck myself

Nothing you sick fuck. stop watching porn you will
get so much done it will change your life.

Cucumber, small flashlights, sharpies/smooth pens, etc. Pretty much anything that is phallic in shape. If you are a beginner just make sure to start small and work up to bigger things. Also make sure to use some sort of lubes. Be safe, dont hurt yourself

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That's not an object

A woman

Salad dressing containers.....

A pickle or cucumber.

Just for the love of god... don't use a bottle.

Most writing instruments
Unsharpened pencils, pens with the removable caps, highlighters, markers, sharpies, etc

My dick pls ty

casaba melon.

Try to find an object with a flared base so you don’t risk an ER visit.