My friend was never good with girls, but one day got a girlfriend, recently married her...

That's what I was going to say. Did he find it in his dad's closet?

what the fuck is going on with these women? why aren't they human sized? what in christs forgotten kingdom are these women eating that does this to them?

Imagine the catering for this event

My long term friend is currently doing this she isn't a land whale tho, but a super religious chub with no tits and a face like a man. Constantly arguing so marriage is the next step right?... don't live together, don't share finances oh and they are spending 50 fucking K on the wedding. I just wish my friend managed to have sex with at least one other woman that wasn't a prostitute so he could see this isn't his only choice...

Oh well bucks do will be fun

i have a similar situation with my friend.

granted he's like 5'5 and probably has no penis and is a recovering alcoholic but he married an ugly whale and had children already.

She must have old money. It's obviously not sex, it would be impossible. It's obviously not looks. And there's no way she has a job. Honestly I'm surprised she can even work at all.

faggot

she's a certified professional privilege checker

cake

What's wrong with her? All I see is a beautiful plus sized women. Curvy women are not gross. Learn to love all sizes you misonginist.

ham

no no no cake can be consumed without being transmogrified into what can only described as sentient dough.

This is the result of one of the four horsemen I can see that now

Fuck it. Laugh all you want. I'm married to a skinny hottie, and fucking miserable. That dude could be happy.

yikes he's literally princess leia in this scenario

Former fatty here, fat shaming is good. Being fat is terrible for your health and shouldn’t be encouraged. Why do we run giant campaigns against smoking but then let people be fat?

i hate fat men too, wuts your point?

>cake can be consumed without being transmogrified
not as much as she eats

Girl suck a mean dick, and make you food, doesnt fuck around on you, wife that bitch.

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good practice for being a dad tho

whats all this we shit?

The same faggots who turn little boys into little girls are the ones who obsess over the body positivity shit

how very non liberal of you. did you vote for trump too?

Honestly I'll never understand how people end up that fucking fat. I eat like garbage and have been between 250-280 my whole life basically. It must take an inhuman amount of food to get that big

Mrs Five by Five
She's five feet tall and she's five feet wide
She don't measure no more from head to toe
Than she do from side to side

I'm alone, but I have a couple of suits that fit real well.

youtube.com/watch?v=6EqFVWzOfN8

Yeah this.

She's a fucking moon and it's disgusting but maybe he's actually happy. I hope he is and isn't just settling.

>Why do we run giant campaigns against smoking but then let people be fat?
Because while the science is clear on smoking, we still can't agree on a healthy diet. Following the dietary guidelines set out by the U.S. government is enough to make many morbidly obese. For many people the only option is a total diet overhaul and frankly not everyone has the time or resources to go through that. Stopping smoking though? Get a nicotine patch or something, and in the end you save money.

I'd like to make you my little girl

That's different because its a man. But plus size women are sexy and men need to understand that.

k

Making fun of people for being fat never once got them to become healthy. Not once.

well it wasn't famine

This, it looks like the background is from a funeral

Yup, I agree user. A co worker married a pretty hot piece, she has never EVER sucked him off, she refuses, fuck that cunt. My wife has been giving me solid dependable dome for ten years now.

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>been between 250-280

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its worked on the majority of the people ive known. I also call myself a fat piece of shit when i leave my normal weight range and surround myself with people who have the testicular fortitude to admit things

did for me, bullying has its uses

laughed like a retard

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shut up fatty

I lost 100 pounds recently, it costs less for healthy food and I feel much better. There really is no excuse

He's more likely to end up on a barbecue to feed her.

the left often tries to state that eating healthy is more expensive though.

the only valid excuse i ever heard for someone to stay fat was that they simply intended to kill themselves later on anyhow and oh boy did they follow through.

There's a typo in your filename

Tell me more about the forgotten kingdom of Christ!!

I'd like to hear more

There is a major difference in being curvy and being morbidly obese. I love curvy.. not morbidly obese.

its like dark souls lore you have to get it from certain items and youre usually too angry to care about it anyway

Poor bastard succumbed to his desperation

Not with those dubs

post a pic of a curvy hot chick

apparently you've never shopped here before?

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If they love each other, what's the fucking problem?

>Making fun of fat people
>Telling fatasses it's ok to be fat

guess which one is more effective

Probably a closeted faggot and saw this as his only ticket to saving his image.

I've also lost a lot of weight recently, but it's certainly more expensive than my old diet of cheesy pastas, pork, eggs, and fast food. I eat a salad or two every day and just that costs as much as my whole previous budget.

Some guys just like fat girls, what are ya gonna do?
I have a friend who is real good bro, but he always bangs whales. I called him on it once, and he said that he only gets turned on by fat chicks. He's still my friend, I just had to accept his gross fetish.

no but i have shopped at a publix. I'm assuming its full of shit that has "organic" all over it

I’m the user you’re responding to and yes it literally did. That’s exactly what worked for me. I got to a point where I hated myself for being a fat fuck and I went and bought a damn gym membership.

how much do you pay for the salad stuff? and where do you buy it?

Either he's gay or his family has money.

>i love how no one in that picture seems happy for them

It's the smell.

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I don't have any pictures of girls on my phone.

his family? if my family had money you wouldn't see me getting married to a walking diabetic coma

Fucking Kek

It's like, not everyone is as shallow as you, m8

I think the problem here is that OP isnt fucking blind

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>we still can't agree on a healthy diet.
Total bull shit, and this copout mindset only serves to enable more obesity. It's no mystery why fat people are fat. Caloric input (food) > caloric output (exercise).

>not everyone has the time or resources to go through that
Replace "time or resources" with willpower.

>Stopping smoking though? Get a nicotine patch or something
This is where you went full retard.

but as the saying goes, love is b-b...
yeah no that must've been one fucked up cupid.

dats a big whale damn.

I like 500 pound bitches but I wouldn't even touch that....jeeze

a) wtf are you putting in your salads?
b) it's not that the salads are particularly expensive, it's that the garbage you were eating before was ridiculously inexpensive.

vons/safeway
>cherry tomatoes
>red onions
>olives
>bell peppers
>carrots
>beets
>lentils
>croutons
>feta cheese
>blue cheese
>cheddar cheese
>two kinds of vinegar
>sunflower seeds
>walnuts
>berries
>dried fruits
>spinach
>kale
>lettuce

Those are the typical ingredients I use for salads, in order to eat them often I need a variety of recipes. I also make my own salad dressings because they usually have too much sugar, and some of those ingredients aren't listed.

All in all it comes to $40 a week in salad materials.

Same

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That's all a bunch of additives. What about just lettuce, or not fucking eating. Stimulants work well.

>It's no mystery why fat people are fat.
Well it is in science, I can speak to what goes on in your head though.
>Replace "time or resources" with willpower.
If willpower was all that mattered weight loss would be easy.
>This is where you went full retard.
No, this is where you realized you had no valid points to make.

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The garbage I was eating before cost $35 a week. Pasta and ground meat are cheap. Making a salad taste good is not.

>additives
you mean salad fixings? yeah, that's typically what people put in salads. Eating plain lettuce just leaves you feeling bad and hungry an hour later.

Same

Everything has to be pleasant for you, all the time?

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land whale do do do do do do
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land whale do do do do do do
do do doooooo

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No, but food is what gets me through the day. I enjoy cooking and I enjoy eating. I've tried bland diets for weight loss, and they work at first, but they remove more joy than they're worth. I've never been able to stick to it long - work and personal life begin to suffer.

It sounds kinda like food is your hobby. In that case, fair enough, we all have to get our sanity somewhere.

You are right. My brother has substance abuse problems and the family rallies. My sister is overweight and went off on me about everyone wants to help brother but is silent when it comes to her. I didn't know what to say.

why not eat something substantive but not as expensive like 2 diced chicken breasts on your "plain" salad with maybe some spicy peanuts added and no dressing

if it works for you then it works for you but my meals are simple as shit and cost cents on the dollar.

"You know why i never fucking molested you!? because you were a fat pig"

that'll get'er

Two things

1) How do you get that fat? When I was a depressed alcoholic who ate 5 meals a day and drank over a liter of liquor a day, I gained maybe 20 pounds over the course of a year. How do you actually get THAT fucking fat?

2) How do you fuck her? I mean logistically, how do you do it? There would be folds and flabby skin in the way of wherever the fuck her vagina is. I don't understand how you can even penetrate her.

>can't list both kinds of vinegar
>lists all three kinds of cheese
I'll bet money that you're still fat
Quit buying out of season produce, fatty

He bust be a masochist. Any time he goes for her, hes going to get crushed.

>diced chicken breasts
I have to butcher the chicken myself, use the bones for stock, freeze the rest, and when I want to prepare the breasts I'm not libel to waste them in a salad. To each their own though.

I'm still 15lbs overweight, but I've lost 80. I didn't list the two kinds of vinegar because they change often. Red wine, balsamic, plain white, even rice vinegar if I'm going to splurge. I don't have a lot of options for cheese though. I mostly get local foods.

Lol no-one in Southampton is old money m8

Not willing to give head is a deal breaker for me. I'm more than willing to reciprocate too so there's no excuses.

>Well it is in science, I can speak to what goes on in your head though.
That is patently false, and lying to yourself like this is exactly my point. There are literally decades of peer reviewed articles detailing exactly why and how obesity occurs. If you can point me toward ANY legitimate source that even remotely portrays obesity as a "mystery", I will eat my own hair.

>If willpower was all that mattered weight loss would be easy.
So, just to be clear, willpower is easy? Your comments thus far have demonstrated otherwise, so I want to be sure I'm interpreting this correctly.

>No, this is where you realized you had no valid points to make.
And this is where you make an intentionally obtuse response to a painfully obvious inference.

Take some responsibility for the behavior that got you to this point, for fucks sake. All the whales that lost 100s of pounds are a testament to how much bull shit this apologist attitude is. Pretty sure it wasn't a "mystery" for them, either.

oh well at least youre trying

My dick

Make the salad instead of buying it by the bag.

Easy there, Captain Acceptance. She's morbidly obese, not just fat - she'll be dead at 45 if she doesn't lose weight. That's not shaming, that's facts.

Nah, fucking that for the rest of your days is worse than being burned to death. Burning only happens once.

your penis has too many calories

Whereas telling a 400lb landmass they look amazing makes the weight just fall off...

You daft cunt

Alright, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and treat you like your not LARPing
Quit putting fucking cheese on your salad. I guarantee that you're using too much and drowning out the other flavors
Kale is a meme green
Buy white vinegar (maybe Apple cider as well) and infuse that shit yourself. Then get you some Olive oil, a SMALL amount of honey, maybe some garlic, and you have a selection of vinaigrettes for a fraction of what you're dumb ass is currently paying
Buy shit that's in season if you're worried about cost. Having a seasonal variety to your salads is pretty fun.

You seem to be under the impression that i'm overweight. I lost my pounds. I just happen to know that I'll gain 2lbs from a slice of pie while my girlfriend can eat a whole pie and be fine. I'm 6'1'' and she's only 5'4''. There is a lot of variation in the human body and science, unlike you, doesn't over simplify the matter. The obesity epidemic has been linked to fairly obvious things, but let me remind you that until recently a lot of them were lies. For instance, the general public was told the primary culprit of obesity and heart disease was fatty foods. We now know that sugar companies funded the research and mislead us. This isn't the first time either, check out the book "The Sugar Wars" some time for an interesting read.

>buying it by the bag
I don't do that. I always make my own salads.

The cost of healthy food is more expensive on average for calories count. Prepared or frozen food has a minor cost, for not much bulk, that packs a ton of calories. Eating healthy takes time, opening a bag of chips takes seconds.

I guess you missed a lot of the stuff I've said. I already make my own salad dressings, and I only eat local foods. That means if its not in season I can't eat it. Also cheese is a valuable source of fat and protein. It's less expensive than nuts and meat which are the other two options. I wouldn't say I drown my salad in it, but I do make sure to have at least a serving.

Worked for me

Bro stop acting like it’s rocket science. Some people have thyroid problems and shit, but for 99% of the population losing weight is as simple as “burn more calories than you consume.”

Do you kids still have Mommy making and BUYING your food?

i don't seem to have that issue. raw rice, raw beans, eggs, butter, flour, condensed milk, salt, pepper, potatoes and maybe a big bag of apples and i make food for 2-3 weeks over the 1 serving per bag of microwavable stuff.

She looks pregnant. With dodecatuplets.

But then I'd have to tell my brother that he didn't get molested cause he ugly.

maybe that will motivate him to pretty himself up some.

Nice variety Bro, nice list! Good luck

Except
>1 calorie information is rarely accurate on the nutrition label
>2 everyone uses a different number of calories in a resting state, and while it is related to size, it's not a strong enough relation to make accurate predictions in any sense
>3 exercise has been shown to have minimal effect on body weight in comparison to proper diet
>4 not everyone who is overweight is unhealthy, body types differ greatly and its not just because of "thyroid problems"

I'm not making things complicated, I'm talking about well researched science. Not rocket science, dietary science. Though I can see it's going over your head.

She's gonna eat through his entire savings...

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I've been cooking for my parents since I was 12. Turns out being raised by a doctor and a lawyer means you don't get home cooked meals (or any meals) unless you get them yourself at least sometimes. That's how I got into cooking, necessity. But yes, they bought by groceries until about 7 years ago.

See, my wife is thin and hot but 4 years ago Jesus told her sucking dick was a sin. Went from all holes open to I'm gonna lay here , make it quick. I'd trade her in for a fun chubby girl that anything goes anyday.

I'm pretty sure there's enough scientific evidence to know that being overweight is unhealthy.

is she rich or does he have a fat fetish?

Beggars can't be choosers...

And I always wondered what it would look like to put a bridal veil on the moon

he's just trying to start anti-american bullshit

>I already make my own salad dressings, and I only eat local foods
>implying all that shit is local and in season at the same time
>implying your dumb ass knows what a Farmers market is
>implying you need a $15 bottle of champagne vinegar to make your own 'dressings'
>implying your idea of making your own 'dressing' isn't just dumping bacon bits into a bottle of ranch
>implying you don't dump a cup of cheddar into your abomination
Nevermind, this has got to be a fatty LARPing about how 'healthy' food is so expensive

lol what do you take me for? i melt the cheddar down and skim off the oil.

i dump a cup of melted cheddar oil into my salad you pleb

We know of correlations between weight and early death / its causes. However, we have yet to determine a causal relationship. We don't know enough about the different types of fats, the effect of those fats being stored in different parts of your body, or even how those fats effect health other than in hyper-specific ways. Even those documented effects though are not guaranteed, they're just moderately probable. We don't know why.

Cool story, manlet.

Fat people should pay a higher tax than me

I pickle a lot of stuff, you know like the olives and peppers. The legumes, beans, seeds, dried fruits, and nuts store well. I eat canned beets, carrots, and tomatoes.

It's amazing what kids don't know these days.

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Regardless of the specifics, we've long established that being overweight is not beneficial to humans in any way.
There are tons of health issues that come with it, plus the massive drain it puts on the economy for the care they need and the work they don't do.
There's no reason to not treat obesity as a giant issue.

not that you pay taxes

Not hot.
Wash her face and change the pose for the reality of that.

Heh heh heh

Being overweight is often unhealthy, but it isn't always. Those health issues don't necessarily come with it. Like I said, it's more complicated than that. You can eat a healthy diet and be over weight, even without something as severe as a gland issue. Sure, not as fat as OPs picture, but still overweight to obese.

lmao fucking fatass

I hope to one day have your skills

no u

Her thigh is thick as fuck. Disgusting.

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>It's amazing what kids don't know these days
For instance, I don't know how your bill is $40 if over half the ingredients are shit that you preserved yourself and therefore didn't have to buy. Your LARP is falling apart, fatty. Time to start calling people names in a last ditch effort to salvage the explosive shit-mess that, for once, didn't originate from your ass

I still don't think there is any scenario in which you're taking a risk by saying people should be at a healthier weight. Even if you're a big guy with no negative effects somehow, doesn't mean that you shouldnt strive to lose weight and be in better shape.

It’s right in the name: overweight means you’re over the weight you should be, where “should” is defined as “if you want to be healthy”. WTF are you talking about “it’s ok to be overweight”?

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which one is your friend?

ur using the word LARp too much

>shit that you preserved yourself and therefore didn't have to buy.
Well kid, first you buy it, then you preserve it so it doesn't go bad. TANSTAAFL.

We know all these things but still cant work out the difference between affect and effect huh lol

Oh fuck, I'm sorry man. I'm athiest so that would be really rough.

Technically overweight is a category representing a range of BMI values. These are an attempt to measure body weight (they often it doesn't line up). Once measured, the BMI is created using statistics / averages. It's a description, not a prescription.

Hey user, whats LARP stand for?

I have a good diet and nice clean shits.

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>ur using the word LARp too much
Sorry, I don't have my thesaurus on me.
>Well kid, first you buy it, then you preserve it so it doesn't go bad
And that totals $40 a week, how? Admit it fatty, you got caught. Go push your HAES agenda elsewhere

“Well technically overweight is just a term and doesn’t correspond to health, so I must be ok” lol

I get it. The descriptions aren’t 1:1 accurate with people’s body. If you’re fit and healthy, no one is going to be like “HAHA UR BMI SAYS UR OBERWEIGHT!!!!!” People will call you fit and healthy. If you’re not that, you’ll probably be called overweight or obese. Is it really that hard?

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Orthography isn't important, but semantics are. You understanding my words enough to point out intricacies in spelling and their possible changes to meaning tells me you understood just fine and validates my perspective: orthography doesn't matter. Frankly I'm surprised English still has spelling conventions, considering they're a recent invention and doomed to fail.

wow, that's a good song. Honestly I want a 6/10.
Not so ugly that she'll fuck anyone she can because her confidence is so low, and not too pretty where every dude is hitting on her.

you could just use the word “spelling”, unless you’re writing a textbook on word morphology, which you’re not.

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Well here's an example for you. A bell pepper costs 77 cents. I eat at least 2 a week. That's a dollar 50 a week from one of the cheapest items I listed. Ever take a look at the price of walnuts?

Apparently it's hard for you to understand, because while summon may appear overweight they may in fact be fit and healthy. Assuming they are not is a good way to push them into an unhealthy lifestyle.

Am i fit

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t. fag

Almost certainly not true.

Not at the moment, no, but linguistics is one of my passions so I use the terminology instinctively. Morphology happens to be my favorite subfield, though probably tied with pragmatics.

You mean probably but not necessarily? Because that's exactly what I've been saying.

I don't know why fat people either stuff their face with pizza, or eat nothing but salads and drink some water.
As if there's no middle road, plenty of things you can eat that provide plenty of nutrional value and are not just fat.

People can be healthy and not chew on leaves all day or emptying the vegetable and fruit section.

If someone looks fat and unhealthy, 99.9999999999999999999% of the time, that's what they are. Don't pretend that fast fucks are healthy, they aren't.

>Ever take a look at the price of walnuts?
Here's where you justify putting 3 different kinds of cheese on your 'salad'
>It's less expensive than nuts and meat which are the other two options
Your LARP, like your heartbeat, is highly inconsistent.
Go take your insulin, then come back and try to keep your story straight

literally not true in any way shape or form

if linguistics is your passion, learn to instinctively speak colloquially, a form of speech which presumably you study oh so much as a linguist

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>People can be healthy and not chew on leaves all day or emptying the vegetable and fruit section.
Some people can. Without the daily salads I don't get enough fiber or probiotics. My gut bacteria levels are impossible to maintain otherwise. This means that I gain weight without the leaves. Who knows, maybe it'll happen to you too some day, I wasn't always this way.

Fuck yeah, she looks like my gf just thick

>A bell pepper costs 77 cents
Pic related is one of the more expensive options, and a far cry from market prices

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Yeah i agree but ur stil a dummy lol

There's no inconsistency, I believe your reading comprehension is hindered. And by the way, I don't put three kinds of cheese on my salads, I don't even always put cheese on my salad, I just only use three types of cheese.

Hey user what does LARP mean?

I'm pretty sure that the science is clear that eating whatever this fat cow is eating is terrible for your health.

She didn't get that way eating vegetables and fish.

It's a passion, I'm also a programmer. And an autist, which is why I lack proper colloquial speech. That's why I spend most of my free time in academic circles where people overlook it easily. This has the added effect of reducing my capacity for code switching so when I hop on Yea Forums (where I've been coming since 08) I stick out like a sore thumb.

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Do you think you would go down on this girl?

People like you are why society is going to hell.

thanks user, you too

I did say "not like OPs picture"

I’m a programmer too and I make a living off doing math & physics but I still don’t sound like a doofus.

>not organic
Enjoy your poison user

>There's no inconsistency
>Only buys local
>Lives in a magical place that grows spinach, walnuts, olives, carrots, lentils, a variety of fruits, and makes at least three different types of cheese
>only buys local
>no inconsistencies here, no sir-ee

neither

cleaning up this thread

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Well, he IS gay. Reminds me of Johnny Sack and his lovely bovine.

your friend is gay, cover wife.

That's because programmer and autist are not synonymous user. But to be clear, in most circles I don't sound like a doofus, I sound intelligent. I've learned to be quiet and reserved as well, so people never suspect I'm autistic. Good for you though, way to polish them social skills.

It's called California user. How fucking young are you?

Man, youre anal

do u have a nice butt? Do autists do gay shit? I’ll check your ass out if you’re not fat

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Newfag

no way she climbed the border fence, they must have airdropped her in.

In the time it took you to ask twice and wait on an answer, you could have googled that shit

Resident doctor here

We watch obesity kill people every single day. As a hospitalist I would guess that at least 70% of patients I see would not be there if they were a health weight. Obesity and the Type 2 Diabetes that follows slaughters people by the thousands.

Saying “it’s unhealthy to be fat” is extremely misleading. A more accurate phrase is “Being fat causes your body to rot from the inside until you die in your mid 50s.”

The human body is not meant to be fat. Untreated Type 2 diabetes will kill you faster and more surely than a two-pack a day smoking habit, and that’s not an exaggeration.

Fuck the people who think it’s ok to be fat. Tell that to the family that lost their dad at 47 to a LAD infarct, to the Type 2 diabetic who needs to have their hands and feet amputated, and to the 57 year old woman who now can’t walk or more the right side of her body because she had a massive stroke.

There is no such thing as being a healthy fat person.

"Not everyone who is overweight is unhealthy"

I love when fatties trot this one out. Someone who is "overweight" could be 15 -20 lbs over the recommended weight. That isn't the same as this hamplanet who weighs 3 times as much as she should.

I'm willing to bet you are incredibly fat, aren't you?

My girlfriend says I have a nice butt, but that gay shit sound a bit faggoty for my taste.

I consider myself one, yes. Oldfag is 2004-2006.

>Everything in my local Safeway was grown somewhere in the state of California
Though I do take back my criticisms of your $40 salad bill. $40/wk for salad in that shit hole is an accomplishment indeed

you will die an early death because you are weak. better yourself

What sort of desperation drives a man to such extremes?

I'm 15 lbs overweight, as I stated at the beginning of this thread. I've lost 80lbs though. Just had to stop eating so much pasta and start eating more fiber in the way of greens.

Let’s see your ass. Show it off to us.

Listen fatty, the fact remains that you have a higher chance of health issues because you can't stop shoveling shitty foods in your mouth.

If you put as much effort into taking care of yourself as you do into making excuses you wouldn't be so disgustingly fat.

Actually, if you're from Cali, I do have a tip:
Instead of buying walnuts, buy peanuts that identify as walnuts

>I'm an Atheist

Athiests are even bigger attention whores than Christ cucks

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To be honest user, I kind of hope I do. I lost a ton of weight, but I know it won't matter when I lose motor function. Sometimes you just get screwed over by genetics and an early death is the best you can hope for.

I'm educating the ignorant masses. I wouldn't feel comfortable doing it if I was still a lard ass.

telling yourself lies will not make you happy

Not a bad tip at all user, I do often settle for peanuts. But can I tell you a secret? They're just not the same.

Tell her that the family won't ever have to hire an attorney for her being a fatass, but they will for his junkie ass

"Fat shaming"... You faggot, he's overweight, the women in red are fat, she's a fucking ravioli container

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>we still can't agree on a healthy diet.
the food pyramid would like to have a word with you.
>mfw it's been around since the mid-70s
>mfw I have no face

>thinks walnuts and transwalnuts are different
bigot confirmed

>this
I drank so much liquor and ate so much fast food and i still never got over 270. making EVERY. POSSIBLE. WRONG. CHOICE. then it all came off when i got sober, didn't even really have to try

If there isn't clear correlation between losing weight and dietary changes and weight loss, how were you able to lose weight? How did you know what to do to lose weight? Why did you want to?

People who are fat only have themselves to blame.

I lost weight, I got a cute asian girlfriend (8 years younger than me), and I've accomplish basically everything I've ever set my mind to. These days I'm learning to sing and play exotic instruments, just for fun / happiness.

The things I share are the things I learned on the path to where I am now. They're only lies if they don't apply to you.

10/10 would bang. I don't really see what is so bad. It's a heterosexual marriage. Plenty of chubby chasers get married.

agreed

You do know that you're supposed to wash food before cooking it, right? My fruit has just as much nutrition as yours does. And it's far less pretentious.

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I never said there was no correlation between weight loss and dietary changes. I said there was minimal correlation with weight loss and increased physical activity in comparison to dietary changes. I lost my weight with a rather extreme diet, and then with small changes I could actually live with. That extreme diet though is what made the real difference, but still trying to live on it would be suicide.

I knew what to do to lose weight because my mother is a medical doctor and she taught nutrition courses for a few years. I went for a ketogenic diet, especially knowing that I have a genetic predisposition for diabetes. I'll probably still develop it, even with a low carb diet, but it will be later and it wont be as bad.

I wanted to lose weight because I knew if I didn't I'd be miserable. I have a rare autoimmune condition causing permanent damage to my brain and spine. Being overweight greatly increases my risk of being in a wheelchair before I'm 30.

You do know that the poison is in the soil/water, absorbed by plants, and can't be washed out right?

>Bridal march performers.

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>I have a rare autoimmune condition causing permanent damage to my brain and spine.
>permanent damage to my brain
And it all makes sense

>poison
nigger, our grandparents are living into their 90's, having spent their whole life eating way more "poison"
2 questions
>how soft you really wanna get
>how long you really wanna live

Czech'd

He's happy with fatty, you're unhappy with being alone.

You like fat girls, don't you OP?

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muscle tissue has a high metabolic resting rate.
diets work faster if you add muscle.

Does it though? My neurologist says I have no cognitive deficiencies yet (I still have a pretty high IQ too, and only getting higher). I have 3 brain lesions so far, and 4 spine lesions. The brain lesions gave me double vision and vertigo. The spine lesions gave me an under active bladder and took my sense of touch from my legs.

Sugar is addictive. Your sister is an addict too honestly. If she switched to a healthy diet she’d feel worse before she felt better.

This would be true, except increasing your metabolic rate increases your desire for calories. This means that people who work out a lot are more likely to eat more, and thus not lose weight.

>took my sense of touch from my legs
You sure that wasn't the beetus?

any man that looks 5/10 to you is a 1/10 in a womans eyes. if the guys a 4/10 in your eyes then he cant even get a fat chick.

chads used to go for quality over quantity. modern degen chads fuck all the women, as many as they can. many chads are diseased. even the chad has fallen to degeneracy and he is dragging civilization down with him. but doesnt matter to chad as long as his dick stays wet

But if you actually have some fucking willpower it’s easy to drink a glass of water and ignore the hunger.

>taking memes seriously

>desire for calories
oh i didn't know we were debating in the realm of pseudoscience.
in any case if you cut most simple carbohydrates you'll lose weight regardless.

Hahahahaha

It depends on your body. Some people will physically collapse and need a trip to the hospital if they try that. I don't know why people think what works for them will work for everyone else. It's ignorant.

This is from peer reviewed scientific research.

>peer reviewed scientific research
on what scale was desire measured?

Lmao what? Unless you have low blood sugar or some kind of condition then you can skip having a snack after you work out. You keep referring to “some people” like they’re actually a significant portion of the population. 99% of people can ignore a little bit of hunger and go about their day.

God you're a dumb fatty. A healthy diet is important and so is working out. People need to have more willpower and quit shoving shit in their faces

>Some people will physically collapse and need a trip to the hospital if they try that
>Some people will physically collapse of they fast for four hours
Jesus, fatty, just how deluded are you?

>on what scale was desire measured?
On a truck scale

Recommendations have generally been for decades:

1. Follow the food pyramid
2. Don't exceed a certain amount of calories based on your height and sex

You are full of shit if you think the woman above got that way by eating 2,000 calories of fruits, vegetables, and healthy grains per day

Hearty kek

Your friend is gay, dude

>this
i love when they're like, "i get shaky and weak if i dont eat" it's like, you don't think your body can adapt to missing one fucking meal??

Calories consumed you buffoon. People who work out eat more because they want more because they work out.

We should shame fat people

Fat people are a burden on healthcare and they actively kill themselves doing it

Well in this case it might be closer to a majority of the population. I can point to my girlfriend as having this problem. I can go without eating for days, she collapses after half a day. She's not alone either, in her demographic of small/asian it's pretty common.

I lost my weight, I know what I'm talking about. I know from first hand experience to what degree willpower matters. Protip: very little.

True.
I remember the last time I worked out. I went for a 15min bike ride. The sharp increase to my metabolic rate caused me to compulsively eat my way through 2 large pizzas and a box of pop tarts. I actually gained weight by working out! It's proof that exercise doesn't work!

literally every woman in that pic is morbidly obese, and every man looks disappointed with life.

It must be confusing hearing about people you don't see much facing problems you think don't exist. I won't blame you for ignorantly insulting my weight.

Food pyramid has been shown to be an unhealthy diet. Also you seem to have misunderstood my point entirely.

That is true fatty. Low willpower people need to kts. They're like niggers

For weight loss? It's about 25% of the battle. It's important, and you should do it for a million other reasons. But that other 75% is all diet.

That’s actually her 4th husband she ate her first 3

So you think its true that it matters very little, but you also think its a valid reason for suggesting suicide?

Fuck you now I do too

>I skip second breakfast and I'm fine
>my qt azn gf who totally exists skips her daily bowl of rice and she had to be hospitalized
Sure thing tubby

>the point
>your head

Only newfags say oldfag

That why I said I was a newfag. You're probably summer fresh.

>the point
>you're head
And no, I'm not explaining where you fucked up. Go ask leddit

Plus sized and land whales are not the same thing. You can be attractive and plus sized, but once you hit land whales status, a smell comes with it and it ruins an any sort of good looks. Being obese should never be looked at as acceptable. You become nothing but an expensive liability to your family.

So when I was on my keto diet, she was very supportive. She was also scared though, because I'd fast for days at a time without thinking about it. I explained to her the benefits of fasting (they are numerous and well documented). I asked her if she'd try it. She'd already started eating a lot less rice and other carbs after learning some nutritional information. However, fasting worried her, and for good reason it seems. After half a day I actually had to take her to the hospital.

You do know that the 'organic' plants are grown right beside the non-organic ones. You still get the pesticides.

You do know that the organic branding is used by big corp, big ag to hurt or tax the little guys. eg bones are not an organic source of calcium for small farms. Now you gotta buy that certified organic calcium in order to sell your product except now there's no profit in it.

>You fucked up
You do realize that there is no fucking up in an anonymous conversation right? We're just speaking our minds without repercussion. It's not like back in the olden days when we invented rules for the internet and pretended they mattered at all. We know how stupid that shit is, we've seen it for years. Well, I have, you seem to be stuck in the middle of it.

That's all well and good in theory, but the reality is no person of that extremely unhealthy size is actually happy. From personal experience with quite a few morbidly obese individuals, I can say there *has* to be something wrong with you to get that fat.

>You do know that the 'organic' plants are grown right beside the non-organic ones.
This is not always true. Because it happens though, there is a strong emphases on buying locally and visiting your farm. I know where my food comes from there is no use of pesticides whatsoever. What's your excuse for making you and everyone you love slowly die inside?

So your point was that if someone follows a "normal" diet, then a significant number of people, presumably without some rare disorder, will become morbidly obese.

I will maintain to my grave that most people who are morbidly obese do not follow those guidelines. Not following them and eating like shit is convenient, easy, and requires no willpower.

I'll wait for your evidence

>This isn't on ED or KYM
>So it must not matter
>Nobody knows how new I really am
>r-right?
Sorry, my tubby friend. If the low-key HAES propaganda wasn't enough to reveal how new you are, then that did.
I'm guessing you came here when tumblr banned pizza. Sorry we're not what you expected

>a significant number of people, presumably without some rare disorder, will become morbidly obese
No, I said specifically overweight to obese, no morbidly obese. I specifically said "not like OPs picture".

I require no evidence because you misunderstood my point. Being overweight doesn't necessarily mean you are unhealthy or you are eating unhealthily.

I actually came to Yea Forums through not4chan. I stayed for the loli threads and the shitposting. I was friends with the original Alice and was in those communities until the end of the Yea Forumsrony threads too. I stopped after being dox'd and raided for being the leader of the shitpost illuminati.

>What's your excuse for making you and everyone you love slowly die inside?
How'd you extrapolate to that? I know where most of my food comes from. There are organic pesticides as well. My problem is more with the certified organic and free trade labels. These are not good for the producers. If you know where your food comes from then you don't need to worry about whether or not it's safe or treated humanely anyways.

"Following the dietary guidelines set out by the U.S. government is enough to make many morbidly obese"

I think you are rapidly losing track of all of your terrible counterarguments. Have a nice night, hopefully all the frantic typing will burn off some calories

Cool story bro

If only you knew how fat things were

Well, it probably won't las long, just the rest of her life

My mans did the best he could do, maybe he had a thing for fat girls

Also quit posting pics of your friends on Yea Forums

Good material for a future podcast

youtu.be/KncB3WoOT-k

5 years can be a really long time, though

Ded

Yes, I said that, but that's because those guidelines were lobbied for by companies with a vested interest in Americans consuming more carbs and specifically corn. It is an unhealthy diet. The point I was making up until your little side argument was in regards to those eating a healthy diet.

they replaced the food pyramid like 10 years ago. but still thats is the only line in his pussy that was remotely accurate

Eating healthier is more expensive usually. Not only because most of the good stuff has a shelf life but fast food is cheap quick easy and very accessable. But most of the time I think you can circumvent that cost by shrinking your portions. I don't notice a big difference in my grocery bill because I decreased my food intake by half, and I too feel fantastic bro. Grats on your hundred.

The one put up by Michelle Obama also has serious problems and is going to be replaced. The truth is that different bodies require different things to be healthy and 90% of the people in this thread and our government want to over simplify the science.

I usually replace breakfast with a protein smoothie, there's great ones out there but watch out for the sugar or sweeteners in most of them. Frozen fruit, and greek yogurt is a God send, or even just some Greek unflavored yogurt with honey and diced nuts. It'll save you a good chunk of money.