ITT: Greentext your first blowjob

>be 25
>me and female friend (20) get together for some drinking
>tells me about some problems shes got, I tell her mine
>she goes to pee in the bushes, tells me not to look
>I look in her general direction, see her naked butt and her beautiful blonde hair
>she tells me I should be ashamed that I saw her vagina
>we drink more, we laugh
>get her in my lap
>suddenly she comes close to me with her face
>Im drunk, decide to go for it
>we kiss
>I put her on top of me, making out and fingering her wet pussy
>take her behind the bush, ask her if she wanna suck
>shes super eager, never gave a bj before
>closes eyes, starts sucking
>dick gets bigger, feels good
>suddenly hear some voice behind us
>turn around there's an old woman literally 15 ft away calling her fucking dog
>friend doesn't notice, she's in love with my dick
>woman gets closer, calling her useless retarded fucking dog
>suddenly come face to face with the woman
>she looks in my eyes, hears friend's slurps, looks down
>murmurs "sorry" and moves away
>keeps calling her dog
>5 min after shes gone friend takes my dick out of her mouth
>"did someone say something?"
>"nah, keep sucking bitch"
>came in her mouth that day, then we became fuckbuddies for a while
>sex came between us, friendship over
>great bj tho

so her friends watched you cum? where did you cum?

so rare for a girl to make it to her 20s with some innocence left

>was very nice
>i camed lots and lots

she was hot and super introvert, which is a great combination.
Hot girls don't get approached that much, because teenage guys' self-esteem is low.
And if they're introverted, they don't attend enough parties to get sufficient attention.

honestly cant remember, which is kinda weird since i was 20 at the time.

>tells me if I move her head with my hands during this she will bite my cock off
I wouldn't have let her give me a blowjob if she nonchalantly threatened to bite it off...

OP that guy in the picture is cute. Source?

> Be me 16 yo

> With some 18 yo thot I met on the internet

> Told her I'm 18 too so whatever

> Firth time we meet we start to make out

> She decides to do da blow job

> Freak out for AIDS and say I need to put a condom first

> Never bien able to get a proper erection and I don't even feel shit while she does her thing

> Flee during the night, in shame

> Lie to my highschool friends for 2 years about how I got the most dreamlike BJ ever

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>seeing this chick, we been dating a couple of weeks, we are sitting in back seat of my car at the top of a cliff over looking the city, i say to her its getting late you better get home, shes living with her mum and relictant to go home, we sit talking a bit more and im like ive got to work in a few hours you better get home, shes dragging it out and im like come on I'll drop you off, next thing just out of the blue she unzip my pants pulls my cock out and starts sucking, fucken best feeling ever, then get the urge and tell her im going to cum and she nods in agreement and doesnt stop sucking, i blow in her mouth and she swallows its down. We've been together ever since, she doesn't swallow anymore but she loves to suck cock and i get blow jobs at least 3 - 5 times a week

>be me 15
>with gf
>her family took me on a trip to Chicago
>at her grandma's house
>I sleep in room downstairs
>gf sneaks in at night
>getting fucking blown at her gma's house holy shit
>nut in gf mouth while looking at pics of her dead granddad

>18 then 24 now
>Find a GF on dating app
>Literally lives two houses down from me
>Come over to meet her
>Wants to sit outside sinc parents aren't home
>Just talk very innocent for an hour or so
>Her Mom comes home
>Talk for a little while longer then leave.
>Meet again
>Her parents are home so I can come in
>Get to go into her room
>Sit on bed and talk not allowed to close door
>Start a movie and lay down
>50 first dates. we have both seen it
>Start kissing
>Escalates to dry humping quickly
>Hear parents coming
>Stops then we finish movie and I leave
>Back a day or so later and go inside
>Back to bedroom
>Mfw the door gets closed this time
>Quickly back to the makingout and dry humps
>Can I suck your cock?
>Hell yea
>Unzips me and starts stroking
>Its nice and big
>Liar I am a hard 5inches
>Feels good and she starts sucking
>I thought it was the most skilled BJ ever then
>It wasn't.
>She sucks for a bit and I say Im about to cum.
>No reaction.
>Finish in her mouth.. Swallows
>Whispers to me I cant believe I swallowed it
>Cuddle for a bit and then leave.
>Date for awhile find out shes crazy and weird.
>Break up with her
>Get back with her years later because the sex
>She let me do whatever I wanted.
>Broke up with her for current GF
>Been together 3 years

Sauce for OPs pic plz

>she doesn't swallow anymore
so where does she like it now?

> 17, chilling with gf of about a month
> taking it slow cause both of us were inexperienced
> fooling around for a while
> says she wants to try giving head
> absolutewin.jpeg
> gets on her knees, starts going at it
> about as toothy as pic related, but fuck it, its better than not getting it at all
> she starts to get pretty into it
> fast forward a little while, about to cum with the force of a million shining suns
> first drop of precum makes her recoil in disgust
> she immediately stops and goes to the bathroom
> spits it out, washes her mouth out, listerine, the whole shabang
And thats how i found out my cum is the saltiest substance in existance. Feels bad man

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>be 14
>be at a 9th-grade party at a friend's house
>working hard asking girls to go to friend's old brother's bedroom
>finally get one to bite
>after making out on the bed a bit I say "jerk me off" under my breath (it was just something we kids said to each other for some reason)
>wtf? to my surprise, she reaches in my pants, grabs my 14-yo diamonds boner and starts stroking it
>Wow, what are you doing?
>you said to jerk you off user
>um, er, no, I said to suck me off
>okay, but I've never done that before user. I'm not sure I'll do it right
>she gives a go and I bust a massive load
>BAM! BAM! BAM! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM, NOW!
>still to this day I wonder where that load ended up...

>be me as kid
>Watch porn everyday with sister
>She looks at me
Cont.?

>be like 16 in highshool
>theres this ok blonde girl in my computers class
>didnt really talk to her much there
>told a friend i hung out with that i kinda dig her
>he tells me he talks to her
>asked him to fetch her number for me and tell her its for me
>she said yes and gave it to him for me
>holyballs.net
>we started texting and i called her, we spoke all the time
>she told me how she got drunk and she started sucking off a bottle in front of her friends
>told her we should watch a movie at my apt
>she came over, we sat together on my bed watching whatever
>like 30 minutes in i worked up the courage and started kissing her, grabing her ass and boobs
>awesome white girl rack
>she asked me if i wanted some head
>shit yeah?!
>she proceeds sucking me off
>lasted like 2 minutes
>she swallowed
>after i came she rushed to the bathroom saying she needed some water
>she came back to my bed and we kissed and cuddled a bit
>talked about how we were gonna fuck the next time
>she asked me if we were dating now
>yeah sure i guess
>got cold feet the next day and i broke up with her
>she didnt mind that much
>turns out she had a boyfriend and the fucker egged my place
>with only 1 egg lol

What is it with us men getting cold feet after we hook up with a girl already? I wasted prime pussy bc i was stupid and let that bitch go away, she was down to succ and fucc too

>oh well

pls no fiction user

girl is Jill Kassidy user

It's really happened bro we never talk about it though

you're gonna need more deets with ages etc

>16
>girlfriend comes over
>we were gonna fuck
>condom was too tight bc I was a virgin at the time n didn’t know not all condoms fit
>strangled my dick and I couldn’t get hard enough to penetrate
>she then jerks me off and sucks my dick
>feels real good however if you jerk off regularly, it won’t make you cum

Masturbation is horrible for your penis vaginal and oral sex offer little pleasure if your penis is used to being iron gripped and jerked quickly. I had to stop watching porn and masturbating because I couldnt cum and my dick also wouldnt get fully erect. Jerking off is pathetic and harmful stop doing it

how fucking old was she that her parents wouldnt let you close the door? lmfao what kind of fucking bible belt city you live in boi?

Women

how long did it take before your dick worked again?

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Did you cum on your cat

>me at like 14, out of middle school
>my family go to Vietnam for the summer
>catch up with old friends and family over there
>one day my cousin brings in this smoking hot chick with hella curves n' shit, she was like 17 or 18
>we all hang out in the mall one day
>me and her start talking and flirting, talking about how America is etc..
>we go home but she and I still hanging
>we make it to my room and start making out, she unzips me
>get the most memorable bj that I can still remember vividly
>she swallows
>tell her I have to go to the store real quick
>run to convenience store to grab a condom
>lost virginity that day

I have no idea if it was family's wealth or me, but she got a boyfriend after I went back home

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>she sucked my dick

condoms are for fags

>19 years old
>eat out latina girl
>"have you ever had your dick sucked?"
>sucks my pick
>already jerked off twice that day
>couldn't cum
>hate myself

>be 17
>15 yo gf
>tell her we're going to the movies
>go to the mall, park the car
>start making out
>tell her to move to the backseat
>have her lay down sideways on the backseat
>kneel down right in front of her face
>she tells me she's not sure
>whip it out
>open her mouth and put it in
>she sucks and rolls her tongue all over, she doesn't know how to do it well but dam feelsgudman
>nut in her mouth with no warning in about a minute into it
>tell her to swallow it, hold her mouth closed
>she's coughing a little bit but she does
>go to the movies after.

was it rape?

>

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>buckets

...aaand i’m diamonds

It's a sad story.
I had a fat first girlfriend, 4 years older, I didn't even fancy, while I didn't even looked bad, she just easily manipulated me, and I don't know to this day what was I thinking. I was like 17 when she gave the first head, and I honestly don't remember anything about it, it was wet and I wanted to get over with it. She bitched about it too, how degrading it was.

its a grey area tbh i felt bad for a long time

Not my first one, but my favorite story of one:

>be 27, in my apartment
>was hanging out with girl and roommate earlier, watching blue collar comedy tour (because nothing else was on)
>roommate has friend come over that girl doesn't get along with, so she makes excuse of being tired and wanting to sleep early
>I get along fine with the friend that came over, but go with her because she'll be pissed otherwise
>ends up as good decision, she is happy I "support" her
>sexy time incoming
>bang for a while raw dawging, but she's not on the pill and I was out of stock on rubbers, so after she gets hers she goes to bj to finish
>decide to finish upright, so stand next to my bed, she's on her knees looking up at me
>she's way turned on, sucks me like a fucking vacuum
>I blow huge load, fill her mouth with enough left to spray her face and drip to her tits.
>she smacks her lips with my jizz on them, looks up at me and says "It's gonna be a good day, Tater"

>be 16
>at her house after school
>start watching American Pie
>she starts getting horney
>checks my dick to see if its hard after a scene with naked girls
>its not
>"good"
>flashes me her tits
>gets hard, fast
>starts rubbing my dick through my shorts
>she pulls it from the right leg of my shorts and looks at it
>i ask her to give it a little kiss
>MFW she starts blowing me

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>be me 14-15
>twin brother is friends with this heavy obeast wale
>start texting her and she starts to send my photos of her roles and tits etc
>make a plan to hang out and meet on a street around the corner from my house
>start making out and playing with her rolls
>and she gets down on her knees and starts to suck my cock
>fill her mouth with my load and then we dip
>this happened a few other times but she moved
>got my first blow job from a whale
>pic related

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eww

fat chicks are better at blow jobs because they're hungry

Thnx

Exactly

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>> matinee screening of swordfish with girl I asked out who I had a crush on all year (both sophomores in high school). We start making out and i start feeling her up. She notices I’m hard as a rock through my pants and starts stroking me above the fabric till I am fully engorged. I ask if I can pull it out and she tells me to stand up. I stand up and she slowly pulls out my cock (I’m about 7 inches and was even back then). I was already precumming like crazy so I was drooling all over her hand. She then grabs me and gets a good grip and starts jacking me off. Took everything to keep from cumming. I forgot to mention that her friend was there in the same row sitting by herself about 20 feet down. I knew her well too so when this was all happening she was kind of schocked but couldn’t stop looking. We we both caught her starting at us, the girl I was with looked over at her and then lapped up all the precum dripping off the end of my dick which made her laugh. She then mouths to her friend (there was a lot of people at this showing) if she should suck it and she says yes. Without hesitation she licks me from the base to the tip and then gets a mouthful of me. I last for a minute before I have to start kissing her to stop from cumming and tell her it’s my first time being sucked and it feels incredible. She keeps going and asks her friend to come over. She won’t come over but won’t stop watching. I almost cum again but precum a good stream in her mouth anyway that kind of catches her offguard and she then says ‘don’t cum in my mouth yet’. I ask her if we can 69 because at that point I want to make her cum as much as she wants to make me. She gets worried about all the people and says no. She keeps on sucking me and she then pulls her top down (she has gorgeous Latina tits with mocha colored nipples). She starts tit fucking me and sucking me at the same time and I can’t take it. I tell her she’s going to make me cum...

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>14 or 15
>36 now
>hang out with good friend all the time
>he has a little sister maybe 13 or 14
>in bedroom, he goes to the bathroom
>little sister asks me to get her a glass of water
>say no
>if you get me a glass of water I'll give you a blowjob
>prepare best glass of water ever
>after dark walking to another friend's house to hang out
>tell her she still owes me a blowjob
>walk down dirt path off side of road
>she kneels down and I pull out my dick
>starts sucking
>feels incredible
>tell her I'm about to cum
>keeps sucking me
>cum in her mouth and she swallows
>totally unexpected
>gives me blowjobs for months
>starts calling herself the blowjob queen
>starts sucking all friends off regularly
>got a blowjob from her a few months ago when I went home to visit
>good times

...>> I expect her to pull me out of her mouth and jack me off somewhere away from her but she keeps sucking. I tell her again that I’m going to cum and she then looks right in my eyes and starts sucking just my tip while jacking me off. I start shooting jets into her mouth. We were able to stay quite enough but she let out loud moans every Jet i shot which made a scene with her friend and the people a rows down (my bare ass was facing the movie screen, so if anyone turned around I’m sure that’s what they would’ve seen). She keeps sucking every drop out of me as to not make a mess and finishes me off with her tits. We both look over at her friend who by now has a hand down the front of her pants. I could’ve cum again right there after seeing that but decided to get my pants back on once the small crowd of couple started howling at us. I bend over and tell her I love her ( this was our first date lol) and she says it back and I gave her a kiss for What seemed like several minutes. So yeah my first blow job was incredible

she was molested as a child

None of my business bro

>be me
>sophomore in highschool
>only kissed 1 girl at that point
>flirt with 6.5/10 grill because low hanging fruit
>she has a s*y boi bf
>get her number and text her on the weekends
>basically manipulate her to break up with him and be friends with benefits with me
>tell her I love her and that no one can know about us
>go to some shitty movie
>sit in the way back
>12 other people max in theater
>she slowly puts her hand on my leg
>I've never been so aroused and hard in my life
>reaches under the front of my shorts and gropes my cock for 5 minutes
>start kissing
>ohhfuck.jpg
>I love this shit
>unzips pants and starts sucking
>get so fucking horny
>we both just have an understanding that we need to be in my car
>grab her hand and we practically run out of theater
>get in car
>drive to secluded
>we make out and she keeps sucking
>occasionally tell her to deepthroat it
>feels so fucking good having a hot mouth and tongue cover and pull on your cock
>in a daze mutter that I'm going to cum soon
>she's still kind of shy and says she doesn't want to swallow, and that we should do it again someday and then I can cum in her mouth
>envision my blueballs
>fuckthat.mov
>just tell her to keep sucking
>get close
>casually tell her to deepthroat right as I reach the point of no return
>she takes me even deeper and spunk shoots straight down her throat
>I hold her head down and she doesn't really know what's going on
>best feeling in the world
>she starts gagging and tapping my leg
>finish cumming
>user what the hell, she says half-joking
>is ok with it though
..fast forward
>junior and senior year I had 2 different girlfriends and still hooked up with her
>no one ever knew
>during the summer she would drive to my house late at night and bring me packs of cigarettes and taco bell and we'd fuck outside for hours (big property)
>she became anorexic in college and we haven't talked since
feelsgoodman

>be me
>20
>start chatting with landwhale from tinder
>nudes are sent first night
>start talking about fucking her silly
>she drops a bomb on me
>"I'm a virgin user"
>Think to myself "yeah fucking right"
>she is 2 years younger
>anyways she is really into me (pver text) and says she cant wait to lose vcard with me
>yeah whatevs fatty
>tell her she gotta suck me off and swallow it goes down
>she tells me she is ok with blowing me but she doesnt want to swallow

Cont?

Was anyone's first BJ experience a gay one? Some of you definitely messed around with friends when you were younger.

found the jew

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nobody wants to hear about that

>be 16
>at 13 yo girlfriend's house
>watching Kickass
>makeout
>getting handsy
>pull out dick so she can play with it
>she leans over and puts it in her mouth
>feelsgoodman.jpg

this was the deal: i eat pussy first, she suck dick after. She dont sucked me after. She rape me...
2 weeks after she sucked me, my first blowjob

cradle robber

Can't greentext.

2005
Be 15
Movie night with 1st gf
Have to choose between Million dollar baby or sin city.
Want to watch sin city but gf insists million dollar baby will b more fun.
Don't see the hype but whatever.
15 min in.
Making out, rubbing my cock, finally she just takes it out and goes to town.
Don't remember how long I last,
Cum in her mouth.
End credits.
Movie was lame but memories were priceless

makes it sound like the bj lasted 2 hours

>long story short
>Teeth
>Bad blowjob didn't cum

>prepare best glass of water ever
Lol dead

i’m sorry

>be 19
>this one girl who at the time I didn't even know she liked me, but it's obvious now
>She wants to come over to my house
>sure.mp3
>before I said goodnight I mentioned that I really liked legos and have a bunch of them
>hope that she also likes legos
>10 minutes go by
>just says goodnight and wait the the next day for her
>prepare all my legos so it would be nice
>Aw the glory days when Lego was the best
>Knock knock.mp3
>oh that must be her
>I bump a lego set and almost all over the rim of my bed and almost scatters everywhere
>fuck.mp3
>there is no time, I'll just assemble it later or with her
>open the door
>It was another Amazon package for my marvel Lego set
>fuck yea
>right when I was about to close the door she ends up stopping it
>"oh hey user"
>"hey! What's up?"
>"Nothing, mind showing me to your room"
>"sure"
>Lego time is the best time
>open the door
>we both went inside
>"Um user are you sure we aren't in your younger brother's room?"
>Nope, this is my room, I told you I like legos
>Anyways I show her my favorite set when suddenly
>I was pushed on to my bed
>the fuck.jpeg
>realise after all the porn I watched that I was getting the sloppy
>get massive boner
>she's fucking stunned
>Haha
>she gets down on her knees
>WAIT THE LE....
>she fucking screams from the legos but is muted by my dick
>while she was giving me the sloppy, she is crying
>dick all lubed up from tears
>1 hour later
>she looks like she was abused from that
>decide she should stay the night
>nothing else happens, but she clings on to me from all the pain
>hell to the yea
>Lego time, is the best time

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Nothing quite like a toothy blowjob as it rims your head
I'll have better so I'm not down about that

still a virgin

is this it or is there more u cock tease

Not a BJ Story, but a was my first time.

>Be me
>15yo betafag
>Meet a qt3.14 Stacy
>Start spending a LOT of time together
>Basically just watch TV and play Super Nintendo together (Yeah, it was that long ago)
>Been "dating" a few months, go to her house after school
>Looks like nobody's home
>Go to her room
>About to fire up Zelda when she suddenly starts stripping
>hellowhatsthis.png
>REALLY restricted childhood so this is literally the first time I've even seen a girl naked
>She asks if I want to play another game instead
>YES PLEASE!
>She lays out on her bed and tells me to strip and lay on top of her
>Do so
>Not sure how to sex, end up grinding my shaft against her pussy
>Eventually find the opening
>Both virgins so she's SUPER tight
>dick doesn't want to go in
>Kind of scared to push any harder
>Hear a door slam somewhere, butthole clenches
>Feel a pop and my cock goes in... Stacy grunts
>Feels incredible, but I'm worried it hurt Stacy
>Suddenly hear someone stomping through the house!
>A wild Stacy's mom appears with a basket full of laundry, spots my bare ass on her daughter
>"GOD DAMMIT STACY!" she yells
>Drops the basket and backs out of the room at eighty-eight miles per hour
>Sit up and pull dick out
>Stacy uses her finger to check herself
>"Stacy, honey? Are you using a condom?" her mom says through the door
>…..
>"I forgot." Stacy replies
>Hear a string of profanities moving down the hall and coming back
>Door cracks open and a pack of condoms flies through and hits me
>Awkward silence
>"Is everything ...going ...ok?" Stacy's mom asks through the door
>"It hurt a little." she replies
>Deep sigh from hall
>"Any blood?"
>"No."
>More profanities going down the hall and coming back, door opens a crack and a bottle of lube flies in
>"Use that on your vagina, and make HIM put on a condom"
>MFW hear her dad snort-laughing down the hall

Stacy's mom taught me how to have sex.
NOT as hot as the song would have us believe

>be around 17ish
>first gf
>get back to her place
>lay on he couch
>she does that sexy slide down my body
>unzips my pants
>gives me a little sexy grin
>takes out my dick
>starts licking it
>licks it even more
>...and even more
>finally getting a bit annoyed, tell her to suck it
>"but user, i can't suck"
>youwhatnow.jpg
>"yeah, i can't suck. I can't use straws either. If you'd put me in the desert with only a drink, and i could only drink it via drinking straw, i'd probably die of dehydration. Te-he"
>wtf
>"okay then just take it in your mouth."
>"hihi, my ex told me my tongue evens it out. You'll see"
>Got bored after a few minutes
>fuck her instead with a rubber on, losing my v card.
>didn't come
>go home questioning my whole life

based mom

Back off fags!

>Be me, 8 yr
>Go to counsin's house
>There's is her nephew
>She's 2 years younger than me
>Don't know how or when but suddenly only us two in the room
>We kiss
>We play with our tongues
>She covers herself with the sheet
>She took off my pants and pull out my dick
>She starts to suck my dick
>Ohshit.png
>What is this?
>Itfeelsgood.jpg
>She stops suddenly and she go from there

Another day when I see her again she asks me if we can be a couple
>DA Fuuuck? No bitch! We are cousins

Then she grew quite bitch but I was the first one in her mouth.

props on keeping your boner with all the distractions. did you nut?

>16
>girl says she likes user
>girl is 18
>asks if user ever had bj
>user says no
>go to her house
>girl blows user
>cum like the fury of a thousand exploding suns
> cum gets on notebook for english
>girl says it's ok
>her sis makes us lemon shake ups

>>still to this day I wonder where that load ended up...
best kek

sis is very thoughtful.

nope. the boner didn't last long.

Her dad just kept laughing and it killed the mood.

We tried again a few days later with better results, but that's not as funny.

>be 16
>start dating first gf
>she’s 15, huge tits, a little chubby but has a pretty face and eyes
>has a purity ring so no sex
>but other things are on the table
>finally convince her to suck my dick
>she takes her shirt off, gets down on her knees in front of me on the couch
>starts licking it like a dumbass
>finally guide her down on to my cock
>she can’t open her mouth too wide, lots of teeth
>lean back and enjoy it anyway
>eventually she’s able to suppress her gag reflex, go a little deeper
>teeth lighten up
>she’s staring at me with her big brown eyes
>I feel my cock start to jerk
>push her down deep on my cock, sending ropes jetting into the back of her throat
>she swallows it all and comes up, taking deep breaths
>tell her she did good
>keep making her do this every time I see her, must have dumped gallons of sperm down her throat that summer
>eventually start pushing her to have sex, get her naked with my cock rubbing against her pussy lips
>won’t gofurther so I back off
>get bored because she won’t let me fuck her
>break up with her
>she tries to get back with me for a while but I’m not into it
>now, 7 years later, she’s a complete lesbian
>I wonder if I had anything to do with that shift

I hope he puts the Swedish fish in her ass.

>egged my place
nigga it took me like a minute to figure out what you meant.
I thought you meant he got her pregnant,which made
>with only 1 egg lol
even more confusing

Yeah, her parents were pretty cool

I can't help but wonder how common that kind of parent is... I"M not like that, and neither are anyone I know!

I know my daughters are sexually active, and I know the boys they're fucking, (we talk about it and I don't judge because I want them to be safe) but I also know if I ever walked in on some kid banging either of my girls, that boy would get his bare ass beat all the way to the curb!

>15
>was going out with this chick from school for like 2 weeks
>we mostly just kissed and did handstuff in the back of the school or shit like that
>had a party from a girlfriend in common
>party is going nice, got drunk really fast since 15 years dont know how to drink
>by the middle of the party she starts kissing other people, girls and dudes since shes bi
>start kissing other girls too cuz fuck why not
> she got jealous and hornier because of it dunno why
>said we should go to the bathroom, i followed
>she said in a really dom voice that i had to sit in the toilet
>took my pants off and started sucking
>wasnt really prepared didnt shave and was kinda afraid she wouldnt like it
>but she was going all for it
>she was really good at it since i probably wasnt her first by a long list, but whatever
>before i came a dude started banging on the door
>we opened up thinking it was someone trying to use the bathroom
>it was a dude that wanted to hook up with her really badly but i started going out with her before she did
>wanted to fight me or some shit
>ignored him and started drinking again
>was really happy that i got my first bj not gonna let some little shit ruin it with a fight
>he threatened me in school for like 2 weeks because of it
>dont care would do it again
>we stopped hooking up after a while
>by today she got fat and is seen as kinda like a whore since she sucked half the school by the time i got out but i dont care would fuck her if i had the chance again shes so kinky i dont give a fuck
>im 18 now btw

>Me 28 years old
>Ask out 18 year old fattie, she accepts
>A month later she finally decides to suck on my knob
>She's a virgin has no clue
>Me neither really
>Finish up my tendies, turn off lights in room, mom is asleep in other bedroom.
>She opens my zipper and my dick is rock hard
>Gingerly kisses it, acts embarassed because she has never seen a penis much less sucked one. I give her basic instructions (from what I read in dirty mags).
>Feels amazing, I literally goe numb head to toe. So this is what it feels like, holy shit!
>Get addicted to blowjobs as she gets better and better at it over the year or so
>I can stay hard forever, she sometimes coaxed 2 orgasms out of me in a row
>No longer a wizard

Yes don't tease like that

>be 12
>go to a Montessori school in another town
>bus ride home is about an hour
>new girl on bus one day
>we become friends
>we always sit in the back and the last ones off
>we start kissing
>one day she says she wants to try something
>slides down to her knees and pulls my pants off
>I protest but she says it'll be fun
>sucks me until I cum in her mouth
>she swallows
We ended up fucking for the next year and a half until she moved away.
Didn't get laid again until I was 19

>went to Manhattan to stay with my friends on my 15th birthday
>school just got out and my friend was dating a senior at the time
>she was going to his grad party and invited me to tag along
>we get there and theres no drinking, just a lot of food and people
>day goes as youd expect, lame as fuck but having fun
>night rolls along and its my friend, her boyfriend and 2 female seniors
>Female seniors (K & B) are pretty fat but not disgustingly so
>K starts dropping major hints that she basically wants to fuck me
>Everyone's laughing but Im dying inside
>someone suggests we watch a movie after B leaves
>WhyNot.Webm
>K and I go for one couch and the rabbits go for the other
>Lights go off and The Adventures of Food Boy come on
>OhFuckWhatsGonnaHappen.WhoCares
>since the lights were off she starts caressing my thigh and quickly moving to my dick
>Instantly diamonds
>she just rubs it for a while under the blankets
>She feigns lying down to fall asleep
>Head on my lap
>THATSNEW.png
>she unzips my pants with the stealth of a fucking ninja
>she starts sucking
>goes for 15 minutes before she has to go
>BlueBalls.EatADick
>The second she leaves the rabbits say that they knew what was going on and were doing the same
>fucking oddballs fam
And thats all she wrote

>be me
>15
>had a girlfriend
>asked her permission for everything because beta
>mfw this didn't turn her on
>mfw no blowjob

How long did it take for da guy ta come? Heheh.

Hey tone, ya hear what I told him?

Her dad was hiding under the bed keeping an eye on things and slipped out while you weren't looking to blow all over her shirt.

That's why you didn't feel an orgasm happen. There never was one. Not yours anyway.

It's the only explanation that makes sense.