“You there, step forward.”
“Who are you?”
>0 - Mudcrab
>1 - Nord
>2 - Imperial
>3 - Argonian
>4 - Orc
>5 - Altmer (High Elf)
>6 - Bosmer (Wood Elf)
>7 - Dunmer (Dark Elf)
>8 - Khajit
>9 - Redguard
SPECIAL (Race # + special attribute)
>Dubs - Werewolf
>Trips - Vampire
>Quads - Dragonborn
What could possibly go wrong?
A lot apparently
I am a follower of the True Dragonborn! Lord Miraak SHALL RETURN!!!
At least he's not a nigger
You never should have come here!
schloop
Rollin' for the pride of a Nord.
Also, OP wasn't a faggot
Rolling for argonian
I'm a werewolf mudcrab. Cool.
Lame,reroll
Damn it. The niggers of Elder Scrolls... not even rerolling. I accept it.
Why Hadvar, I'm You.
D. Not a faggot
Fuck it, roll
Orcs: When you're such a shit race your more of a nigger than the actual niggers (Redguards)
Roll
rollio
Fuck it
Indeed
Nord nord nord nord
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here comes the crimson chin
I will be the strongest in this thread
Roll
Roll
Literal cat
Hey, I won't deny it. We wuz kangz.
Dragonborn mudcrab here we go
In the context of Elder Scrolls you guys are alright, a bit genocidy considering Hammerfell used to belong to nedes but ehh fuck em.
Also, double dibs. I'm on fire today!
Check em' faggots.
Dubs*
I guess we're more like Mexicans, in that case. We have to work hard with what we got. And I'd go far enough to say we're innovative, in some sense.
what's up imperial nigger
Roll
M U D C R A B
Skyrim is for the nords
Rolling out of curiosity
Hey
Aight bet
Most likely be a tank with a bit of restoration powers
Howling
Nice, I am a fucking furry now. Life never stops disappointing me
Yeet
Rollllllllll
Rolling for werewolf mudcrab.
>reguard
Why do I have to be a nigger
Roll
Thank you kind sir
Roll for Dunmer
I am an ...
roll
Can't wait to be a mudcrab
By Azura wtf I'm an empire fag
skyrim is for the nords!
mudcrab get
well fuck. reroll
Rollin for nigger
c'mon orc
rolof
Give me that fierce mudcrab
Please not the furry
not a nigger not a nigger not a nigger
PRAISE TALOS
roll
Congratulations scalie
Come on mudcrab
Roll for 0
I hope im not a filthy redgaurd.. oh i mean nigger
Sweet rollin'
rolling for whatever i can mod
roll
Dolan plis
I love todd Howard. I need Todd Howard's seed inside me
roll
If i dont get argonian im going to be m a d
FUCK
ok
I am just a normal man, my name is hue man.
Lets hope this RNG is better than Morrowind's.
Roll
Roll for crab
Rollerino
ye
Roll
Always wanted to be a Dragonborn
Roll
*gurgles*
Rollin
roll
Rolling
Make me a cat I fucking dare you.
i'm gay
c me rollin
Superior race right here
Stop right there criminal scum!
I am the D R A G O N B O R N of course!
Pingas
rolling
Ok
roll
Roll
All hail me, Dragonborn
Roll
Dragonborn get
There's been a misunderstanding!
...
Dick
FUCK
Noobs
Some asshole
My name is "Faggotron"
I'm you
Rolling for werewolf
mudcrab get boizeee
Rolling for nigger elf.
Roll
Rolly
uhh
roll
Plz mudcrab
Checked
Altmer get
roll
roll for epic legend
Alright then
roll
give me gud pl0x
sheeeeeiiiit
not a race I'd choose tbh :(
Check me please
Roll
FUS RO DAH!
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where's Breton?
I am the Dragonborn!
R
Fuck Josh Kavanaw reeeeeeee NIGGER TITTY
roll
YOU FUCKING BITCH!
Jon roll animal crackers
I've heard of you and your honeyed words
Better than a fucking kike
Roll for Dunmer
Roll
I was born a...
Ahhh yes weve been expecting you.
Roll
roll
Dicksickle
I AM KRAKHANIZUEL AND I AM MOST POWERFUL!!!!
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Im the mud crab merchant. Whaddaya think? Sheesh. I'm a mudcarb... crab. Shure. A mudcrab. Thas me. Pretty sure. I LOOK like a mudcrab, right? Mush be. Thish IS me talking, right? So? I mush be... A talking mudcrab. And I sells stuff, right? So? I mush be a talking mudcrab merchant. Stands to reason, don't it?"
Rolling
Roll.
Fucking ROLL
HIGH ELF GET
no ones ever gonna play this shit ever again til you change the elven shile design
THERE IS NOT ONE THING RED GOLD ABOUT 96 you fucking lame ass BETA bethesda cuck
shield*
cia trying to make my shit unreadable again
ROLL
im gey
Mmmmm k
roll
...
well, shit
mudcrab
Roll
Stop right there criminal scum
Roll
Ya Yeet
roll
i hope i won't become some human/beast scum
Roll
nig
I will fuck ur mums
Rolling
>tfw you become elder scrolls aryan race
Nice
Frangalguin sedplander
roll
asu
Rollin
Rol
I like your exact replica nord nose.
You could give me a quest anyday.
ez
Roll
Rorikstead... I'm from Rorikstead
I haven’t played in years...
let´s see
Ok
Nordic niggers out
AIGHT
Kajit has wares if you have coin
Everything
What up fellow redguard
Hello there
Lets go, roll
K
Roll boys roll
khajit plz
May the Nine bless me this day!
roll
Anything but Orc
Roll
I'm a Crab
Roll
Xjgfghb
Dunmer Master Race
Quints is the Nerevarin
gotteeee
You talkin to me?
roll
Dragonborn get
Roll for mudcrab
roll
TFW you are the dragon born
I'm a Breton now fuck off
Fuck right off hadvar
rollin'
Rollllll
rolleth
roll
I believe I am dragon born
Roll
Roll
bet
#deep elf (dwemer are not DWARVES!) Here wants some mushrooms ?
Rollo
Pls not nigger redguard
I’m a dude
Thats what she said
ñ
and you're also a werewolf.
Mirelurk
4 hours later i'm rerolling
The Thalmor are Jews
Come on fuckin mudcrab lets make this a god damn adventure of a life time.
Also if someone knows of a mod that allows me to play as a mud crab and maybe one that adds like a revolver i will play the fuck out of that.
khajit baby pls, duels are ez af
Lets see
roll
I have to roll.
Well Nord is accurate IRL so it makes sense
Rollg
rollllling this shit
Rolling for mudcrab master race.
Roller
Rollo
Rolling
ok
Please not highelf
My name is jeff
Guess I'll take sand nigger over Jew...
ok, but check this
for the compi
I'm the dragonborne
Fuck. I want to be a dragon.
Buzzz
Check'em
For the Nords!!
I saw it, I really did! A dragon!
Rolleroid
Re rolling
witcher is better
ARGONIAN ROLL
Roll
HmmMMmmM?
Much better than a Jew
My penis is a mudcrab penis
>The Thalmor are Jews
>1488
Rollerball
niggers
heh.
My name is quattar the nigger
waow u rlly r dragunborrne
hjjkjh
Balls
I wanna be a vampire mudcrab
Bruh fuck elves bruh
Wait so do I turn into a humanoid wolf or just a big hairy crab?
get
In it for the mead with juniper berries
Rolling
Blerp
Rollin
hello there
Someone told the guard that poor cicero is a... Virgin. ME? Just because cicero takes care of his pretty pretty body... Oils it. Preserves it. MASTURBATES IT.
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please give me a spiky argonian dick for god's sake
Rolling
rollo
Roll
Gamer time lets roll
it
And unxpected Sheogorath...
rolleroni my pepperoni kek
a
gg
I got no fucking clue man
Le roll
Fus ro dahh