What's the best way to cook eggs?

what's the best way to cook eggs?

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However you want.
You can't fail with eggs.

Scramble with salt and pepper and cheese. Objectively the best.

I would say go to /ck/ but they are all euro trash so it's oddly a better crowd here.
I like them overeasy.

OP here. I was asking cause I just cooked two eggs sunny side up and ate them on toast. I just finished eating them now I'm smoking. also. any smokers of Yea Forums always need to smoke after they eat?

I just hard boil em and add pepper or tabasco. Good guilt-free snack.

Put it up your ass the body temperature is high enough to slow cook the egg

Hard boiled, in a bowl and you cant leave Till you've eaten em all

place in a cup when the sun is out and let it cook in the heat outside for 4 hours. Then drink with straw if it's still liquid. Add water to make sure it goes down easier.

Set the whole carton in the microwave. Doesn't matter if I fits, put them all in a bowl then and microwave them for at least 3 and a half minutes.

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2 egg omelette. Keep 'em simple.

Well done, with ketchup

Are you from Haiti?

shells and all

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i prefer to ask for them over medium-well, and yell at brenda the bitchy waitress at my local diner when i dont receive eggs that are over medium-well exactly to my specifications.

Shove them in your butt and pretend to lay eggs

Boiled, then force-feeded to the young girl you just saved from a teenage angst crisis.

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hivemind /b

scrambled

I suppose you require exactly 3 turns of pepper and 2 turns of salt, yes?

Boiled. 3-4 min.

Brenda should dump them on your head

in the dishwasher

i bet you put ketchup on it too you fuck

Somalia.
close though. how did you guess?

don't put the salt until it's already cooking.

Huevos rancheros. OE

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softboiled. add some pepper and you have a tasty post-workout snack

You gotta cock em the same way they used to cock jews crispy and burned

based and hornypilled

>because american cuisine is superior to european

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most amusing, faggott

Microwave

slowly in low temperature around 38 *C

must be

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In the oven @220 for 2hrs 15mins