Hey user, if you could have any superpower what would it be? For me it's mind control

Hey user, if you could have any superpower what would it be? For me it's mind control.

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shapeshifting

the ability to destroy the universe instantly

Edgy aren't we

so you wouldnt want that superpower?

I would make your father disappear and replace him, looking exactly alike and sharing his memories. You really don’t want to know what I would do after that.

You're finally coming home from the store? :D

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DR MANHATTAN

Telekinesis is best superpower CMV

What would the point be? Ending everyone and everything like that wouldn't benefit me in any way.

What is the point of being dr manhattan that sounds like hell

reality-warping ftw

control time

Trust me you really don’t want to know please don’t make me say it

Like having an incurable and unfathomably infinite bad trip forever, while being unable to die? No thanks

wasn't he pretty much a god? I haven't read the Watchmen in a while (my copy was stolen)

Change the physical structure of the things and it’s properties, like make a wall invisible or change my skin color, make a glass of water indestructible, and have a stand to make it easier [jojo forced reference here], all by the price of never have her heart

If you're gonna become peoples' dads and rape them why not just regular rape them

Why OP of all people? Why would you want to be father to a gigantic faggot?

He was pretty much God, but struggled with the existential dread and isolation that comes with living outside of time and space, and there's no point to being God unless you're a sadist... but even then the pain of living things is trivial and beneath you

Why force a drawback on yourself?

Shapeshifting. Be anyone you want whenever you want. Fuck yeah.

extrem slow running

u can be in an inescapable position where you will die but now everything dies because of your superpower

>invisibility
Oh the fun to be had

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Imagine minecraft creative mode, except you're horribly depressed, tripping on acid, and you've already done everything the game has to offer

I would want the ability to spot any Jew in a public place and on TV

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Having the ability to reshape/resize my penis at will

If, from your perspective, everything ends when you die, what's the philosophical difference between the power to end everything, and the power to just kill yourself with your mind?

Why would you remake this picture? The original was better...

Come on guys can we just let it go? I really don’t want to have to explain this one.. trust me you really don’t want to know

nothing but i still choose to end the whole universe for no reason

Why even bring it up if you're not gonna tell us?

I would want the power of the Q continuum. I'd play around with it, and once I got bored after a few million millennia, I'd just go to some unoccupied part of the universe and blow myself up, create a new Big Bang.

Who hurt you chief? What's her name?

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Idk, maybe because i think everything has a cost no matter what

omniscience. if thats too much for a power then a blink type power like the one in dishonored could be usefull and fun.

Shape shifting.

You can disguise yourself as anyone, or turn into an eagle or something and fly

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nice try but im a gay incel whos desensitized from all the porn

make everyone's tits hard

reality warping

want to fly? you can. want to be rich? you can. want to fuck with some1? you can.

Wolver immortality.

The power to refill things. Really think about it, most useful super power ever

Busted

Turning into people's shadows

Stopping time

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teletransport

the ultimate power that cucks want

I want to be able to teleport behind anyone, anywhere, while keeping the objects I have on me.

ultimate shankmaster is GO

The ability to give my superpower to somebody else.

The ability to refill anything

heh, nothing personal kid: the superpower