I want to fuck the girl in the Shriners Hospital commercial.
I want to fuck the girl in the Shriners Hospital commercial
Asher Myers
Gabriel Reyes
duh, thats why she was put in the commercial.
Aiden Davis
Maybe we can make this a "Girls From Shriner Hospital Commercials That Youd Like to Fuck" thread.
Anthony Stewart
/thread
Jeremiah Taylor
jesus fucking christ, she can control that thing??
Connor Thompson
Hey reach around and play with my ass.
Oh...sorry
Justin Rivera
Ethan Adams
>JUST 19 A MONTH SHOWS YOU CARE
What a shitty pitch, they should change it to “LEND A HELPING HAND BECAUSE GOD KNOWS THIS BITCH NEEDS IT”
Landon Diaz
Sebastian Wright
And wtf is this cunt’s problem? I’m not donating $19/mo just because she’s a GOOK.
Hunter Peterson
Oh and here’s ol’ paddlin’ Madelyn.
She got the nickname after a boat towing incident where she went around in circles for hours. Onlookers tried telling her but were instructed to let her be because she wasn’t doing any arm.
Logan Fisher
Aaron Ramirez
I heard too that the rental for her boat cost an arm and a leg.
Adam Johnson
Think of the tiny handjobs.
Eli Morales
Please vote for your favorite cripple girl.
Jackson Perry
>HADLEY
More like “hardly.” As in, This bitch hardly has 2 arms LOL
Jeremiah Peterson
Wyatt James
Nice, she looks like a old classmate of mine (that had a crush on me but I was too thick to notice)
Zachary Peterson
No...IT controls HER
Andrew Sullivan
you just know that one kid who's the main speaker in those commercials has his pick of the litter with the girls there. Jacob or whatever his name is
Wyatt Evans
I like to think he pressures them with “Do you know who I am!? do you want to be famous or not?” Man, that kid’s an asshole.
Daniel Ortiz
>Shriners Hospital
Aren't Shriners those dudes that drive around in the tiny cars?
Oliver Bailey
Yeah emphasize on “pick” because they can’t grab with one arm.
Jaxson Carter
Bet that strong arm gives a hell of a handy j
Justin Roberts
Yes they also do that.