Hey Yea Forums

Hey Yea Forums
So I got in trouble at work the other day for trying to rub my dick against my coworkers ass.
My boss yelled at me and said I that "I'm lucky he doesn't fire me" but I might be getting sued for sexual harassment. So am I going to have to tell the neighborhood that I'm a sex offender? I also been grabbing girls asses in big crowds. Does this mean I'll be registered and forced to tell everyone about it? How will I get a girl to like me now?
Now everyone in the office thinks I'm a freak and the females hate me and giggle about me and talk shit.
Should I get a new job?

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Haha laugh it off and start looking around for an other job. Do not switch immediately, wait till the storm blows over. Don't start telling everyone if you get registered. Just tell people later when they already know you as a nice guy. That said, how did you get it in your head to exercise your fetishes in your work environment idiot. I rub my dich and het caught all the time but nobody in my friend circle or job environment knows about it because i act nice and normal over there.

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You are a freak and a fucking weirdo. I hope you get fired, sued for everything you own, and go homeless.

I guess but everyone's just really bitching about it every time they see me. I try to make it look like a joke but they just think I'm too creepy. Plus when I did rub myself against her my dick was sticking out in my pants so it was obvious what exactly I was doing. I just like the thrill of doing it without getting caught. Plus her ass is just so fucking nice. If I could I'd show pics but I got nervous and deleted them in the bathroom because I thought the cops would be called and search my phone.
I also almost got caught jacking off under my desk but i finished in the restroom.

Okay well what the fuck am i supposed to do about it now? They already caught me.

You are mentally ill and need help. Get some before you ruin someone else's life.

How am I mentally ill gaylord? Everyone has fetishes. What's so bad about this?

99% of people don't force their fetishes onto others. They keep it in private like it's supposed to be. You deserve whatever is coming to you.

That's because you are a freak and a pervert and a generally awful person.

You deserve to lose that lawsuit. You deserve to be ostracized by your coworkers.

Fuck you

Go big or go home. Show up to work naked, rape all female employees.