ITT: Poorly describe video games

Ding ding ding.

half life

>Death simulator 2014

Based Terrariachad

Terraria

>A businessman drops his documents in the woods and you steal them

Battlefield

Slender

slender game?

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Roentgen nazis

>Some crazy doctor creates evil flowers in the apocalypse

>be black man
>fixed on oversized segway
>blow shit up
>meet satanist for one wish

Oh no! *pop*

>A guy drops the soap and Chase's down a pistol.

>Rush b cyka blyat

CS:GO
>uninstall idi nahuy smirnov vodka

>Angry man with sawn-off shotgun.

>"start a colony for a period of time and to escape, the only thing you'll need is a spaceship"

>Guy trips hard on drugs and saves a woman.

factorio

>Spend all day driving people around like a Chauffeur from point A to B to stop crime rings
>outdriving police that happens to be your co-workers but you're undercover

talk to spiders, get loot, colonize the underworld

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>wake up in grave
> look for ravange

>Local man stops all crime using silly string

Is it the same shit? I prefer this one, I'm highly addicted

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>You're the hero, go slay spoopy ghosts
>Actually you're not the hero you're an abusive father go fuck yourself

>guy with long hair kills everyone

>be army veteran
>some smuck kidnaps your daughter to south america
>angryface.jpeg
>save daughter and kill lots of retarded spaniards in the process

Squirrel tries to get home

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Have you ever tried factorio?

hatred?

You did it wrong, newfren. The game is right there..

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>god wakes you up
>"go and murder your father and your brothers"
>k

portal

Twisted metal. Axel was the best

>2 guns
>horny turtle

bioshock infinite

>The ship is on fire!
>The ship is on fire!
>The ship is on fire!
>The ship is on fire!
>The ship is on fire!

>add more boosters

>be a redhead
>fight robo-dinosaurs

Answer my question first

Nope. Another hint: it's an rpg

I'm not the same user but yes it's similar

factorio is more like
>automation and pollution simulator

who the fuk roleplays as an abusive father?

portal 2?

Not that kind of-
it's a turn based game.

More like
>Cocaine simulator

garry's mod?

>start out in the middle of nowhere
>build shit
>visit weird dimension
>fight dragon for some reason
>don't stare at niggers
>turns out you're in a dream
>keep dreaming though

Lisa?

Kerbal Space Program

Minecraft?

You know what, the answer's not that, but it works.
It was OFF.

>kill monsters
>fuck bitches

yup.

Duke nukem

half life

>singing astronauts tasked to fix shit on the moon
>ridiculously short game, isn't taken seriously because it's only known for the shitposts

Bingo

> lying to a family, avoiding the kitchen.

moonbase alpha

The Witcher 3

it's hard to be an abusive father in real life.

only uncle plays 1 finger

dream?

>Mining simulator
>get blown up from some cunt in a bigger ship
>mining simulator take two to recover losses
>rinse repeat

fight night 2k10

Fat man repeatedly harassed by a gang of oversized animals

> Pressing space like there's no tomorrow. Did you get killed? Are you sure you're pressing space enough? I DIDN'T THINK SO. Press it you bastard, press it. A bit of right click there, here, pew-pew goes the hitscan fags... but you're forced to keep your honour with those plates, keep em clean, keep em like motherfucking Whitney's Houston nose, all fucking whitey and clean. You want one? Get one. Oh noes, you didn't hit that one... ARE YOU PRESSING SPACE YOU DUMB FUCK? SPACESPACESPACE! Ok, now, get try get the flag... but suddenly a non-space-pressing mortal as slow as a fucking llama gets the flag and you just curse, curse as if you were a fucking Orkan from that Mork & Mindy show in which Robin Williams starred... vgs

mario 64

Dick Kickem

>WWII james bond
>screw around with gyro contraption
>kek at labcoats freaking out
>rocket explodes

user do you think I should buy Kerbal Space Program now that it's on sale

Nazis on mars

Postal

lol no one that plays Terraria is a Chad

>oh fuck I'm dead better assassinate a king who is also dead

Are... Are you sure you're talking about Terraria?

dead cells

So did you try factorio?

nope

think snes

wait i thought you were greentexting stupid shit about terraria
fuck me i guess

watch dogs

dark souls

An infinite world with boundaries that is survival based
You also have the option of multiplayer

Yes

>infinite
>with boundaries

Minecraft, easy.

>everyone and everything has a gun
>even bullets have guns
>except Chef Boyardee hates it when guns go off

Horizon 0 d0wn

super mario world?

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twitcher or someshit

Yup.

been playong since v0.4 or something, it has very hard controls, and not a real way to calculate stuff. It is more a "fuck around and hope for the best" kind of game

could be new vegas but the flowers were there already iirc.
das half life2 ravenholm part

shadow warrior nigga

>crash on alien planet
>kill the current french president in 10 sec

A wop plumber tries to find his kraut girlfriend and is joined by his greasy guinea brother and a retarded dinosaur with a gene simmons like tongue

You won
I thought it would've been somewhat hard

correct

>Start off as a nigger who is about to steal shit cos he is a nigger
>refuse to play cos you're a nigger

there is not sawed off in half-life, only a dude with a lever action rifle

Guys fight and kill each other over stupid shit with style

>Slavic man illegally immigrates to New York and run people over with his cousin's taxi's

Doom

Ftl

is the next game after this game

Blocks and music

no.
>The ship is on fire!
>use consumable
>cooldown starts
>split second later
>The ship is on fire!
>die due to shit broken mechanics that idiots defend

opsi mean this:

GTA IV

that game that just regained popularity because of a man who said "nigger" on a bridge

>you're a faggot all throughout the game
>Fight with animals
>Money money money

Pubg

the worst fucking gta ever made gta 5

>fight off unknown advanced alien force after they blew up a station near a nebula
>alien force knows it's a long drawn stalemate
>cause the local star to go supernova

Err

>pick start date
>paint the world
>mana points

GTA

Quake 2

>spam asdasd to cast spells on a bunch of monsters and get killed by an ally

Redneck rampage

>you move few rectangles on map to simulate ww2

>SNES painting simulator
>has cats and dogs
>mario themed
>has nothing to do with mario
>technically isn't even a game

Hearts of Iron series

>△ Reversal

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magicka
bugged as shit but so fun murdering each other

>looks like company of heroes ripoff, but is actually better.

a lot like Games of thrones and with sex mods available

Is there a game called Literally Everywhere All the Time

that 90's culture and designer city

skyrim?

family game

yes + loverlab mod for sex

Yep.
But it could be literally every ww2 grand strategy game. Like ''Decisive campaigns'', Gary Grigsby's war in the east'' etc.

pokemon

>Overwatch but it's actually good
Hint: it's not TF2, but it's free

mario paint

Exile, right?

paladins

why do people use sex mods for skyrim? there are actual sex simulator games out there, there are some decent ones that are even free.

>shitty fps where you kill commies in metros.

avernum
same company though

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Sell slaves or be a slave.

>Group of teenagers rebel against the corruption of society

This thread has potentiel. I'm waiting for an awsome for Skyrim

dead nigger house 1 thru 7

>Go north searching for old man, be harassed by a pack of spiders

If any one get's this, you're golden

correct

>Your brother gets killed by the mayor
>do all the things to kill the mayor
>go to other planets
>get a burger
>Fucking mazes
>shooty dude, magic dude, fucking cat are your only friends

Super Mario World?

Commander Keen

>m'lord!

Stronghold

Nope.

>be you
>be in maze like environment
>kill monsters and demons while walking around in a circle in said maze

Darn it, I swear that guy always says m'lord in that game

Yup

Eight people run around and handle their own shit until they come to together for a cause they don't share, but work together for anyway because why not.

Yeah he does actually.
But I had other game in mind. In that game a peasant says it when you approach him. I guess it's super easy now.

>we get a new game every year
>niggers play it daily

Warcraft 3 ?

Sanviches*

No.

Motherload?

What is NBA 2K??

>huge sword
>giant bat-dragon with tits
>definitely jumped in time but straight went off the edge

>federation fleet chasing you
>random junk piles, asteroids, enemies in your path to rejoin the rebel forces
>why the fuck do they keep teleporting inside my ship
>fuck my ship is on fire

Dark Souls?

>overly sized insect exterminator

Totally accurate battle grounds

>airship, what the fuck?
>magic mtn dew
>i want to fuck the brunette chick
>giant metal bird
>two faggots try to steal your kid
>holy shit i want to fuck the brunette chick

Dark, yes.
Souls, no.

Probably right

Nah ma dude, give it another go

>Magic charlie brown fights aliens

I would have guessed Nethack if not for the circle part

No. The game I had in mind when I wrote that is Doom. Mainly because that's how I feel when I play that game. I'm just going around in circles half the time....

yes

>Slide on the ground and shoot
>Robots
>DARPA

I'm the same way. I get so fucking lost in doom.

Russian bias: waterworld edition

>throws his fist
>swings on rings
>purple shirt

Rayman

too bad the movie didn't do that, even though it wouldn't have saved that shithole of a mess, barely called a "movie"

Driver?

Yeah. I'm just so bad at that game. Wolfenstein as well. I just go around and around in circles in both before I eventually die. Then I start over.

Don't touch the pipes!

>family man with a quiet life
>wife dies
>go on a rampage with your son

Wolfenstein 3d?

Fallout NV

yes

Spacecraft the mc mod

You play as the first bisexual character in videogame history.

It's set in the north-east of the country.

You are the "working man" for everybody's problems and you come out on top.

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RWBY?

>you want people who you hate to sign your petition

FTL

bioshock infishit

Crusader Kings II

>vocal fry
"You gotta be FUCKIN' kidding."

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>wears a helmet
>can rip a machine gun off its socket
>little niggas with grenades

You're crazy but you're not now you're Olmec

Doom 2

>dont stare at niggers
fuck, I love how people are subconciously racist. I mean they steal stuff and get anrgy whrn you look at them. They have basketball body type.
They also live in the hood and when you get there, its the end.

Apocalypto
>oh wait, that's a mel gibson movie nvm

> jealous incel cuz tyrone gets his dick in your crush first

Postal?

what? no
I dont remember this phrase from this game...

>You fucking make it then, if you're so goddamn smart.

Mario Faker 2: gmod edition

>shitty GTA with hacking

>former race car drivers sister killed by mobsters
>drive around Texas with a nigger and a retard, seeking vengeance while blowing shit up
>stumble on plot to nuke US oil reserves

Kratos's vacation in Norway
Elder scrolls: Norway

yes, I love how some mental guy made an extension where you acctually play a guy whose murderous actions are justified throughout the game. There are some (very few) shits and giggles included but that extension is legit a maniac simulator most of the time. Not like GTA or the original postal, but for real...

Watchdogs

blonde guy saves blonde whore from nigger and collects doritos on the way

Plants vs Zombies

nop

Eh isn't afraid of anything guy

More like Dog of Boi 4: the Last of Us edition

Bag trhowing similator

>newbs always want to play Omaha map on frontlines mode
>as if the SS could possibly assault a fortified American position
>feelsbadman.jpeg

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The creepers are supposed to be mutated pigs in the lore

fucking yes

Cod World at War

Nope

Boiling point: road to hell?

Metro 2033

FIFA

or Exodus
>Epic store Faggots
>demon souls takes a vacation to japan with samurai
>btw there's two games like that, and I want both their names

Mario dawg

Wolfenstein

>be you
>try to be stealthy
>I feel asleep

metal gear on nes

>the other sekiro souls game that's not by fromsoft

Animals quietly break into places and steal valuable shit

take down your brother to save the world of globalism

snake? Snake? SSNAAAKKEEE!!!!

Yup. Now what gave it away?

Final Fantasy 7 remake

no, notch just fucked up the pig model at first and made a walking dick. He then called it creeper.

I feel asleep
>fairy is a crack addict

Lol, nobody guessed this one yet. I'll say it: "SHAZBOT!"

>you can control yourself
>you can build a house

>some people breed the pet alien of some alien
>pet alien escapes and pet owner kills everyone

> you fuck up 4 people's second chance at life because you either really wanna light yourself on fire, or never have fire again, depending on your decisions in life

Nioh?

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Doom

>get home from university(?)
>literally just walk around your house for an hour
>your sister is lesbian
>game ends

yep

Mad Max

Boys eat another boys, acquiring feeling in the process.

this sounds like an anime game, so idk weeb

>group of people survive a hostile world plagued by a civil war between a xenophobic religious group and an anarcho-capitalistic slaver kingdom

>in a plane crash
>instead of waiting on shore for help, decide to walk into dark, uninviting, ominous building

Nope, but good guess

ds?

Don't play dumb user, you know exactly what game it is.

Bioshock?

>Shore

>Hiedo Kojima's Walking Simulator

>School girl gets a phone call from her mother.
>She ended up killing her Grandpa in heaven.

Nah. Just bad translation

The Sims?

Correct.

nvm, lemme try again
Navi is a methhead

>a slime approahes....

>you join a world
>dudes wearing the skins of females
>they just stand there and talk about asian shit

Minecraft, again...
>sigh...
>somebody kill me PLEASEE

dark souls

Yeah, the 3rd one

Nightmarish creatures and unfair gameplay made by a people who were bad at flying planes

War thunder? or Ace Combat series?

Ps1 bloodborne

Bloodborne?

>A bunch of penguins get drunk. Hilarity ensues.

Dwarf fortress. I lost many items to keas.

I'm gonna restart this when the thread dies, sound ok with you OP?

Vrchat

lost

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Nope, it was actually Sly Cooper

Pubg?
>CHINA NUBAH WAAN

haha
>still haven't figured out mine?

Nope. Guess again....

Dragon Quest?

yes

Close enough. It's known as Dragon Warrior here on this side of the pond. But it's known as Dragon Quest in Japan, where it was insanely popular.

Cool. What do I win?

>0 deaths

Jungle snake is afraid of dracula

this gif

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