I proposed to my girlfriend today, She said yes but she wants to keep her last name when we get married...

Most commonly in the world children get hyphenated names...

Sire's sir name followed by Dames sir name.

As per the wife not taking your name.... It's because she doesn't love you..

Legally change your last name by deedpoll to be the same as her last name before the marriage.

It'll take some of the wind out her sails wanting that feminist shit, most people will assume she took your name.

Cut her fucking head off.

you are a fucking pussy if you agree to any of that shit.

THIS

Let her have it her way. Get her pregnant multiple times so her body gets ruined and the it is you who become out of her league. Then dump her for being and absolute cunt. Let her raise the kids alone find a a new wife who is not an absolute cunt.

cut off her clit, that'll teach her

Why does she want to marry you if she is out of your league? You got money? In that case she is just going stamp on you your whole life.

you fucking faggots would believe literally in anything
>I fucked Emma Watson but while I was cumming down her throat she took off her scooby doo mask and it turned out I was fucking my evil twin, what should I do

Fake story but would be a weird power grab and I'd bail. That's incredibly odd behavior and as red flaggy as it gets