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>we both get on the bed, feeling extremely fucking weird
>she bends over on her knees to doggy
>that feel when diamonds really are a girl’s best friend
>I spit on myself to get wet and slowly side in feeling awkward
>she moans like a harlot
>I couldn’t believe it
>I was having coitus with my step sister
>I decide to go all in and act dim because why not
>smacked her ass and laughed a little bit
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Big. Big. Big mistake.
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>she turns around to me almost fully, completely livid
>”don’t you dare do that again.” Her teeth are grit and she’s seething
>I thought she was playing around so I do it again only harder and thrusting in deeper
>she bellows “ENOUGH” and pulls out of me, grabbing me by the throat and slamming me into my bed
>oh shit nigger what are you doing.webm
>”YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY user? AM I A TOY FOR YOU? MOTHER FUCKER IS THIS FUNNY?”
>I’m shook as fuck so I just shake my head but I’m still diamonds
>she sneers and pins me down, walloping right on top of my shaft
>it hurt like hell but she was so tight
>she sits there for a good minute before anything
>Then.
>THEN
>”Let’s see just how funny it is mother fucker”
>she starts riding me better than any gf that I’ve had in my entire life, grabbing my shirt as leverage and her tits swaying
>I held onto her waist as she fucked me and started thrusting faster
>she screamed like a lynx in heat
>I’m about to cum buckets
>I tell her
>she says go for it
>I don’t know what came over her or me but we were fucking like animals
>hear a weird noise from my computer, sounded like a laptop slamming but ignore it because in heat
>I declare that I’m cumming
>explode buckets inside of her
>I scream
>She screams louder
>My mom screams even louder
>I don’t remember this being a threesome
>WAIT OH GOD OH FUCK
>I’m beyond embarrassed and shaking, mom runs downstairs in a fury
>me and sister are still here upstairs naked and afraid

We...were in so much trouble.

You have a choice

First anal with then gf
Anal initiated by wife
Then gf fucking my car
Wife fucking another guy

Choose wisely. She may be home at any moment, in which case I'll apologise now for bailing

Story guy here, sorry it took so long I had to be under the 2000 character limit. There was so much more going on so I had to condense it
Picture of stepsister btw
And before you ask, no, I don’t have nudes or names

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First anal. Never tried it as a guy so I want to hear experience please

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OK, You were first to ask, so here you go. In 2 parts
>Gf and I were downstairs at her parents house.
>She had a single bedroom; I sleep on sofa
>Her parents had gone to bed, so being quiet was essential.
>We often got cushions off sofa for quiet, slow, gentle sex before bed
>I was feeling unusually horny, as was she
>No idea what raised the subject, but we were kissing and groping and ended up talking about anal
>Neither of us had ever done it before, but had discussed it as a possibility
>We were both curious
>To my surprise, she's up for it. Tonight
>"Need lube" I say
>She says she has a tube of antiseptic cream in handbag because of a grazed elbow
>This should work; smooth, slippery and good if tissues get sore
>Right. Serious kissing and fondling. She gets wet
>Cushions off sofa while she gets undressed
>She hands me tube of cream and lies face-down on cushions,
>Open tube, lube her ass and my cock
>I kneel behind, leaning forward
>Hold dick tip on her little virgin starfish
>"You sure?" I whisper
>"Mmmhmm"
>"You ready? Let me know if you want me to stop or pull out"
>"Mmm-hmm. Go easy"
>hold dick steady with a hand and gently start to ease cock in
>Slipping off target, "NO!" from underneath; reset and restart
>Head of cock finally starts to enter
>I'm about to bust an anal cherry

2
>small whimpers and grunts (I am not thin)
>head pops in, soft "mmmmmph" sound from under me, I'm still concentrating and pushing slowly and gently
>"You OK?"
>"It's OK. Don't take it out"
>"Keep quiet" I warn her, pushing in a little more
>Gently ease dick in, pausing when she tenses up, then pushing a little more whren she relaxes
>From little noises she seems to be having fun
>About a quarter of the way in, dick is stable, can remove steadying hand
>gently I pull out a little and then slowly push hips forward
>she moans "Ohhhh fuuuuck"
>I gently thrust a few more times, slightly deeper each time
>Another moan; then suddenly and unexpectedly she thrusts her hips back to meet me
>I'm balls-deep in one. She grunts
>And then she starts moving, thrusting her hips like her life depends on it
>Fuckmethisisgood
>Moans and grunts getting loader
>"Shhhh" I hiss in her ear and put my hand over her mouth
>She's thrusting like crazy, full length, balls deep - it's all I can do to stay on and in
>"Take it easy" I whisper in her ear "you'll hurt yourself"
>More grunting and wild thrusting
>She bites my hand to muffle a scream and nearly draws blood
>She's thrusting like a pro; I going to cum and nothing I can do. The sensation of her ass and her bucking hips is glorious
>She cums; deep shuddering orgasm; moans into my hand
>Feeling her cum and hearing her moan pushes me over the edge; I also cum, balls-deep in her ass
>We lie there for a minute, stunned. I start to shrink in her
>I reach for handkerchief so she can clean up
>She kisses me and, with handkerchief clamped to ass, waddles off upstairs
>I lie on cushions, in a dazed, post orgasm glow, not believing what just happened
My first anal was pretty damn good

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Duuuuude, how did it feel being inside of her ass? There’s no poodick? Give me details
Also got diamonds from that story, might have to bust a nut even though I just did 10 min ago

>how did it feel being inside of her ass?
Glorious. Tight, then loosening as she relaxed. Plus the forbidden nature. TBH if I had to choose one hole for ever it'd have to be her pussy, but for the odd diversion...particularly if she initiates
>There’s no poodick?
Never had a problem with that in all the times we've done anal

Damn, you don't remember your step sister's name? That's cold.

>have best sex
>wake up

I posted this one this morning but the thread 404d
>me and ex spooning
>she sleeps
>horny af
>huge boner
>slip it into her panties from above
>dick in between asscheeks
>slowly rub against her asshole
>start leaking pre cum
>keep rubbing for a very long while
>asshole gets very lubed up
>finally gives in (through nothing more than slowly rubbing)
>entire dick goes in at once
>wakes up
>no pain, actually really enjoys it
>pound her ass lovingly
>creampie

The feeling of her asshole ceding and going balls deep in a second is one of my best memories ever

Like I’d tell the likes of you! Commie!

I know someone already chose one, but if you've got the time could you do the car one?

I never got to because I was afraid of poodick. What lubricants can you use besides the one in your story? I have a shit ton of coconut oil

As you asked nicely - next post

>What lubricants can you use besides the one in your story?
Mainly KY - it's designed for the job. Never tried coconut oil

>Gf was working away. After the weekends I used to drive her to her rented room then drive back to our flat.
>Driving to her room from weekend at parents
>no sex all weekend - both of us itching for it
>on these occasions we'd fuck in the car in quiet area round the corner from the house she rooms in
>stop, park up, start kissing
>I move both driver and passenger seats fully back to give room
>she removes jeans and underwear
>I'm in passenger seat
>she's kneeling facing me, straddling transmission tunnel
>I open her shirt (she was braless) fondle and kiss her
>I'm fingering her and rubbing clit; she's breathing heavy and very wet; I'm diamonds
>she unzips my jeans, moves back to give herself some room
>stops suddenly, little gasp, eyes go wide
>car was manual with tallish gearlever - she accidentally sat back onto cold gear knob
>look of shock gives way to wicked grin
>starts gyrating hips; hips start to inch lower
>she starts rocking her hips, rising and falling a little, smiling eyes locked onto mine - gearlever starts to slowly vanish from view
>I watch, fascinated, as she gently works the gearlever into herself, biting her lip and softly moaning - best floorshow ever
>eventually she's virtually sitting on her haunches, gearlever fully home
>smiles at me wickedly, softly says "mmmm, well this will do for me, now for you" and begins to stroke my rock-hard dick
>After a show like that I come in seconds, and she then moves her hand to her clit
>Starts rubbing and proceeds to steadily and methodically fuck herself to orgasm on my gear lever.
>when she's finished and has her breath back she slowly rises and disengages from my car
>String of grool stretches from pussy to gearknob, then snaps
>She kisses me and with a grin says "I've always liked this car"
>she pulls on her jeans, pockets her underwear, picks up her overnight bags
>leans in through window, smiles and says "Careful you don't lose your grip when you change gear" then skips off to her rooms

Jesus Christ I’m selling my manual truck, now I might not want to

Jesus christ that's hot.

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>be me
>24
>been friends for a few years with a 41 year old woman
>she works down the street from where i do
>finally make a move
>she invites me over to her place that night
>tells me her roommate wont be home
>verynice.jpeg
>i go over
>amazing sex
>every position imaginable
>mongolian man hammer
>bulgarian twist
>french doorknob
>she's insatiable
>finishes me off with her mouth
>absolute bliss
>i'm hooked
>make plans to come over again soon
>about a week later
>hooking up again
>sex is even better than last time
>she's giving me a rusty trombone in the living room
>new sensations
>i like this more than i thought i would
>suddenly the front door knob jiggles
>she gasps
>a man about her age walks in
>immediately roars WHAT THE FUCK
>she says i'm sorry to him
>i ask what's going on
>he says "i'm her ex i'm still living here"
>shrek oops face
>go to gather my clothes from the kitchen
>he rushes me and takes a swing
>i duck and run to kitchen
>she calms him down
>make my way for the front door
>on my way out he calls me a faggot
>tell him at least my faggot dick was in your ex
>he fucking loses it
>chases me to my car
>i get in
>fire it up and drive away
>hit her up a few days later
>ask her what that was all about
>she says they broke up but he's still living there until he finds a new place
>fair enough
>when can we fuck?

we still hook up pretty regularly

>when can we fuck?
lmao

gotta keep your eyes on the prize, me boy

>Careful you don't lose your grip when you change gear
kek I like girls with a sense of humour

The fuck is a Mongolian manhammer?

this tbh

>I like girls with a sense of humour
She always had that, and still has.

These MGTOW guys or anons who say marriage is a bad idea have no idea what they're talking about. Just gotta find the right woman.

reminded me of something

>vegan ex going home for a while
>waiting for train with her
>get horny
>really need a quick fuck
>find some isolated place at the trainstation
>go at it
>feel the nut coming
>tell her
>immediately kneels and suck my dick
>jizz liters
>swallows
>looks at me with sparkly eyes
>"not very vegan, is it?"
>fucking burst out laughing
>security comes just as I put my dick away

the dude must've known but he didn't say anything so nothing happened

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>my faggot dick was in your ex
Fucking lost it

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>Still has
>married man
>implying you still speak to her

DETAILS
NOW

yes pls
tell us about your wonderful marriage, hus/b/anond

Oh shit nigger he’s right, you still talk to your kinky ex qt3.14 gf?

I ain’t the husbando, I’m the stepsister guy

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Based and hilarious.

>be me
>never had sex
>the end

er du dansk OP

oh shit my bad Yea Forumsro

Get quints and I’ll forgive you.

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never jizzed out your window ?

thats rape

licked a boob once at a party
but nothing more

whatever faggot she loves rape then

Not if she likes it :^)

shit m8, how come?

Thought your parents were on vacation ?

Du ved det B

ok fine i'll greentext it
>be me
>15 at the time
>host tiny hosue party
>have a small friend cirle attend, we're all pretty close
>tall kinda awkward guy (my dealer) and his hot girlfriend, they're pretty cool
>one of their friends i barely know
>6/10 chubby, very dominant goth girl, a bit older than me like 17
>she already told me she's not romantically interested in me, shes into older guys and i think she has some daddy issues
>after midnight we're all pretty drunk except the tall kid
>since hes not drunk we all get in the car and head out to a supermarket
>buy tequila and lemons and salt
>we start doing body tequilas
>we basically all try it on each other, there was also some slightly gay tensions
>suddenly goth girl takes off bra
>skinnybros girlfriend does too
>skinnybro does one on his girlfriend
>goth girl says "just do it wherever you want" kinda seductively
>dontmindifido.png
>go in for the kill on the nipple
>shit was so fucking cash
>she says "later i'm just gonna do it wherever you want, i dont even care"
unfortunately she had to leave early because her hysterical mom needed her for something. tfw cock blocked by big titty goth girls mom

We did too
Apparently they come home a day early

ayyy min broder

What are the odds?

Har du ikke noget at bidrage med eller er du bare en lille lurkertrold? ;)

well that's unfortunate but you might want to do your 1st time with someone you really care about though so it might be for the best

mig der postede house party greentexten

OOfff

Jeg trykker F for dig B

det var en trist aften min ven

CHECK 'EM

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Hvor i landet skete det?

lol fuck wrong image

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vestfyn du

F

fack

Kom til Jylland, det er her vi har kvali piger

>I had a greentext story once
>It was awesome.

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>still haven't had any good sex yet

tysker

>Be me, 19
>Working a IT helpdesk job
>28yo ex marine joins the team. He's ADHD as fuck, but pretty cool. Good at his job
>One day he brings in his 19 year old gf
>Bubble butt, skinny, pale, small tits. Green eyes and short brown hair
>holyshit.png
>fast forward two months, new guy and GF decide to play WoW with me and other co-workers.
>Chat via PM with her on a regular basis, she talks to me about her problems with him.
>One day she asks me to come "fix her computer"
>I go over, solve her "problem". Nothing happens
>A week goes by, and she invites me over again, this time to hang out
>Suggests we get dinner (as friends). Take her to Outback.
>Back to her place after dinner. She puts on a movie. We are sitting across the room from one another
>"You gonna sit over there the whole time, user?"
>Sit next to her, eventually she moves closer. Says she wants to lay down.
>Lays down, eventually pulls me down next to her "I want to cuddle"
>Starts grinding on my dick, takes my hand to squeeze her breast.
>Start kissing, eventually taking clothes off, next thing I know I'm between her legs, eating her out
>"I want you inside of me"
>diamonds.jpg
>Fuck her brains out

This continued for about 6 months. She broke up with marine dude 2 months in. Guy eventually figures out that I'm fucking "his girl". One day my boss calls me in his office. Boss says that marine guy told him "I think user is fucking Tiffany". Boss said back to him "well is she your girlfriend?" "No." ..."Well then shut the fuck up!". My confidence was at its peak that day.

Bumperino

tell us about the bad sex

You have been visited by the Laura of horrible cereal noises.

Y-YOU HAVE TO BUMP THE THREAD! It's c-coming, don't you u-understand?! It's coming! And if you haven't b-bumped the thread by the time it gets here, the thread is going to D-DIE!

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So you have a picture of her? And are you still dating her?