I need your advice /b. Earlier today I waited for my parents to leave the house...

I need your advice /b. Earlier today I waited for my parents to leave the house. I was really horny so when they left I stripped naked and went out into the backyard and sat down and started jerking off. Soon after I came, out of nowhere I heard a voice saying "How'd it taste?" which startled the fuck out of me. I turned over and saw it was my neighbor looking at me over the fence with his cellphone pointed at me. I immediately got up and ran back into the house really embarrassed. Now I'm thinking that he may have recorded me naked out there but I'm not sure...what should I do?

Attached: 128071250.png (488x509, 384K)

Fuck his wife

cum on his garden gnome
assert dominance

call the cops he can’t record you in your back yard

If that's you, you should ask him to post it to pornhub and send us all the link.

i might get in trouble with my parents cuz they would find out what i did tho

"how'd it taste?"
Uhhhh, are you telling us that you ate your own jizz out in the back yard and didn't even know you had neighbors?

You deserve to be shamed horrifically for your degeneracy.


If you're underage, then you should be banned, but if that video gets posted they will know it's from your neighbor and they'll get a CP charge. I wouldn't worry about it. If anyone says "Hey man, saw the vid of you jerking off naked in your back yard" you just reply with "Hey, I was in the mood, you should try it".

Then just walk. Stop being a degenerate.

son relax you masturbated. Your mom and dad do it everyday too.

This thread was here yesterday. OP is a cunt

He's going to blackmail you into eating shit

omg what should i do?

every thread on this board was here yesterday newfag

He's clearly into you, fuck him in the ass

If you're underaged he can go to prison for child porn

I don't know. You must be ashamed of yourself

You haven't jokingly requested nudes from a 12yo girl, have you?

heres my advise, try to come up with shit post troll bait beyond the level of a 12 year old

Fuck his ass

He recorded you bc he needs evidence to show police. You can’t masturbate in your backyard user, you can even be charged for indecent exposure standing naked in your window if people are walking by. You’re neighbor sounds like a dick and is most likely gonna get the police involved, especially if he has kids.

Sorry man, I’m just a casual here. Between having a girlfriend, friends, work and a thriving social life I drift by notice

>Thriving social life
>browsing Yea Forums
Nice try fag

Are you a minor? IF so, charge his ass with production of child pornography.

I would contact police and see if they'll pay the guy a visit and scare him and also delete it off the phone and any cloud stuff..

im really scared now...

your dad and mom masturbate everyday naked in your backyard? that's messed up man

Underrated relevant post