What does Yea Forums eat for breakfast?

Yor mom asshole

Nothing. I have a glass of water, stretch, do 80 situps, spend 1 hour on the bike, and don't eat until dinner. Some days I also skip dinner.

Lose some weight you fat turds who are saying they eat white bread/bread in general.

breakfast casserole. line the bottom of a baking dish with crispy hashbrowns, fill with a mixture of beaten eggs, bacon, sausage, and cheese, throw it in the oven for 30-35 minutes and you have food for a week. It keeps really well in the fridge and you can just cut out a square, heat it up (or not) and you're good to go.

Jelly fatty

A 40oz and some pizza or subs. Really depends on what mood I'm in

Banana, cup of egg whites, half cup of oats, scoop of protein, almond milk. Blended.

bro what the fuck did you just say about me? ill fucking suck your dick you fucking faggot

Diabetes or Cardiac arrest? Such decision....

Coffee.

Don't eat til lunch. Not a fat fuck like the majority of anons on here.

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oatmeal with sliced banana and coconut milk.

Why coconut milk, user, do you really need all that fat and oil. Are you a ashy nigger with a poo poo problem?

Please explain to me how eating breakfast makes you fat

Having 3 meals a day doesn't make you fat. Eating unhealthy food and frequent snacking makes you fat.

not that pure coconut milk/fat, thats the same shit as almond milk, just some coconuts mixed with water, tastes good.

I had some trail mix.

This.

Virgin detected

Fasting is good for you. Being hungry is good for you. Eating bread is never an option unless you're a malnourished pajeet in india. Go eat some air if you're hungry fatty.

Thats unhealthy

Eating multiple small meals a day is ok. Fucking slamming 2 or 3 huge meals a day is what gets you fat

green tea and cigarette

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>Fasting is good for you.
Intermittent fasting is okay as long as you're getting your caloric and nutritional requirements through the other meals.

A slice of white bread and a cup of tea

I usually have 10 scrambled eggs with toasted sunflower seeds on the side. Eat twice a day.

Actually, you should fast because you're NOT hungry, not fast and be hungry.

It depends on what you eat. Fasting has metabolic benefits, snacking clogs you up.

Yeah man like ur fat man like try not eating LOL maybe u should just exercise fatty LOL like haha imagine this dude eating literal bread bro like yeah bro he must be fat as fuck eating bread like some pajeet haHA

I'm 6 foot 175lb

same as you, tiddies in mud

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Post shirtless selfie with timestamp or fat

How is your pre-diabetes?

>skinny faggot fasts and loses fat but also muscle mass
>at least he isn't fat

I have 4 eggs scrambled , 7 pieces of bacon , a large pizza, jar of peanut butter , pallet of fruit loops, 17 logs of cookie dough, a roast beef sandwich from Arbys, barrel of maple syrup, a oatmeal bar, and 4 grapes.

>Fasting is good for you
Sure, right after you faggot.

Skittles and milk LIKE A REAL FUCKING AMERICAN, YOU UNPATRIOTIC SCUM FUCKS

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Different user redditor

I do the same thing, but use a muffin tin and make individual servings up front.
It's fine, thank you. Some of us work hard, and need a solid breakfast. A lot healthier then a light breakfast, followed by sitting as a basement blob all day.

I'd rather be able to run a mile and not die from steroid induced cardiac arrest. My feces doesn't stink like rotten eggs and cow farts either. Why don't you go inject some testosterone and synthol into your ball sack and deadlift another 600lbs and drop dead.

Post the proof or gtfo here you land whale larping as a human being.

Coffee and a smoke

Real good thread. You should be proud.

my shitty warehouse job actually gives me a lot of exercise so it's not an issue.

So If people aren't skinny faggots like you they're either obese or on steroids?

You're on an entirely different level of delusion

You're only 1 of three things
>Skinny
>Fat
>Muscular
If you don't fit into those 3 categories then you failed at life and should be culled from the gene pool

All it takes for someone to trigger your self esteem and body image issues is to ask you what you had for breakfast. If all you do is eat one meal a day, do 80 pushups, and ride a bike, you must be a fucking twig.

You faggots try to cram your shitty lifestyles down everyone else's throats under the pretense that eating breakfast makes you fat which is absolutely retarded.

Just answer the God damn question you pretentious pricks

T R I G G E R E D

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Uhm, no, he's right. Very few seem able to just write what they have for breakfast. Almost everyone has some asshole message.

what do u care are u eating vicariously through other anons breakfast posts you fat fuck, was 1 breakfast not enough for you?

Today I made chicken pizza wraps.
Shredded rotisserie chicken, ripped up pepperoni, pizza saucr Melted mozzarella and spinach and arugula on top. 14 inch flour tortilla.
Gave one to the hot girl that works for me.

that runny gravy is sad

Don't shame others for having a different lifestyle than you
Carbs won't make you die on the spot, just like anything too much of them is bad
And depending on the lifestyle, carbs are great (like if you run track and need quick energy)

Take it to /fit/ you bunch of sad sperglords.

ok ham planet

keep shoving shit down your gullet until your fat ass has a heart attack one day squeezing at a 30lb log of shit

I no sooner mention asshole messages and here you are. Didn't take long, did it, faggot?

do you know where you are faggot? this is Yea Forums. this isnt a safe space, if you want that then gtfo and back to the blue boards or redit

although you should lose some weight you fat piece of shit

Yeah that's the least of my problems

What does this have to do with you acting like a dumbfuck?

He's just mad that he can't afford food, or cook.

youre the only triggered fat fuck ITT kvetching

the good news is all this getting you worked up should help your fat ass lose some weight while ur chubby fingers blast across your kb stained with food

Cannabis because my enlarged pancreas and diseased large intestine hurt me after the morning sloppy shit.

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you're gonna tell me that you don't eat tapwater cornflakes?

cock

B A S E D

Ya wanna mix it up a little, you stupid fuck? I've got the time if you do. I destest dumb shits like yourself.

it is just the time for breakfast

Ew i bet all of you fags are fat fucking asses. I eat vitamins, salad, and own special sugar free ranch. Every morning. Also I feel great. I bet most of you feel like shit because you eat cereal and fucking cake every morning fucking fatty fucks. Also I run around the block every morning.

you wanna fucking take this outside?

im not fucking scared of you. youre not God, my father or my boss.

shut the fuck up faggot

Coffee and three cigarettes

>both are fat fucks eating sugar right now as they bitch.

430 gym. breakfast at 600: 4 over easy eggs, 1 sourdough english muffin, 2 thick cuts of ham, 2 cups of strong black coffee & an ice cold shower. starting your (complete) morning early is the key to success. i work through lunch or run then down hard boiled egg whites. breakfast is for those that power through lunch..

"early to bed, early to rise; makes a man healthy, wealthy & wise" breakfast is key!

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Large orange juice, two breakfast burritos from McDonalds with hot sauce.

Thanks Ben. I agree healthy and wealthy make sense. But if it's all the same to you, I'll skip wise and leave more time for having fun.

All I did was ask what you people eat for breakfast and you somehow still manage to turn it into a shitstorm

Yeah, we'll take this outside. I'll be over in a minute. You're a bigger dumb shit than I thought. I can tell that you're somewhat retarded by the content of your reply, so continuing is a waste of time. Have a shit life, faggot.

i try my best

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that looks so gross. please don't eat that

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Yeah you're right. I actually eat donuts every morning. I'm not lying anymore on this thread. I eat 3 donuts and smoke cigarettes and coffee. I'm getting fat though so I'm trying to advocate to not do what i do.

i don't eat breakfast
>intermittent fasting
>down 35 lbs
>went from slightly chubby to having dick root

I also eat a lot of desert and candy, all day everyday. Don't be like me.

What looks so bad about it I just like runny gravy

I've had 2 wheatabix with honey and milk every day for 2 years.

thanks for telling the truth fatty

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keep going lard ass and reach for the stars

dont be like the others fatties ITT who just keep gaining weight

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recently since ive been on vacation its just been ramen

fun without the wisdom of temperance least to AIDS, my friend.

don't you feel weak and get tired?

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Hash browns cooked well, with veggies and an egg on top.

>fun without the wisdom of temperance least to AIDS, my friend.
sign me up daddy

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Yeah i do. Smoking makes me feel like shit too. I smoke a lot of cigarettes and sit around like a fat fuck all day. It really sucks ass. I look like violent j in the 90s, honestly.
Pic related.

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>I smoke a lot of cigarettes and sit around like a fat fuck all day. It really sucks ass.
how depressing

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Op your pic looks like what I drop in the shitter after I eat breakfast

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fuck off cunt.

im anonomos

im from Yea Forums im a nigger im bigger and btter then all ov you cunts put together im so tough I don't eat breakfast I don't eat for days then I hype up muy colaories 700000 times 2 daysa week and drink nothing but water made from the tears of the enemies of freedoms, im anonomous and I have a guy fawkes mask.

come get me bro and ill pile 4000mm buillets from ym sword gun on your white puny nigger ass.

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Yeah it really sucks. I wish I had motivation. I'm looking ugly too. How do you actually get a girl to really wanna come close to you?

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money

nothing else matters

Dumb asses post everything except what they had for breakfast. This isn't hard...

the little hard biscuits that are definitely frozen, or boxed or something. i love biscuits and gravy, but they don't look good

> I wish I had motivation.
youtube.com/watch?v=3aDXM5H-Fuw
>I'm looking ugly too.
Just lose weight and you'll look more attractive.
> How do you actually get a girl to really wanna come close to you?
I don't. I'm a homo. But, I assume it's the same requirements. Lose weight and gain some self confidence. Love yourself you fat ugly lobster and cast off your shell of lard and gain more motivation and confidence. Do 1 situp a night or day and keep building on it.

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Sauteed mushrooms covered in cheese and corn on the cob. Granted, its actually my dinner because 3rd shift.

So since you’re such a mega fit faggot, what would you Recommend for someone that’s 6ft, 150lbs and is an ectomorph?

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Ok Jim Carrey

Thanks, user. I feel like shit I'll try it.

>what would you Recommend for someone that’s 6ft, 150lbs and is an ectomorph?
Lose more weight. You're a fat fuck. I'm 6'4, 177lbs and I'm still trying to lose weight.

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They come in a cylindrical container.
The biscuits themselves are meh but the gravy is pretty nice.

It does look like shit though because I just lazily slapped the place together without prior plans to post a pic of it.

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So what I’m hearing is that if I punch you in your sternum, you’ll snap not into two pieces but fifteen? Like your age? Get the fuck of my board

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I'm fat on the inside but not the outside thank u very much
Also fuck you

>youtube.com/watch?v=bwOMtL_rXTs
You better. After a week once you start getting over the poor lumbar strength/strain you'll feel great.

Start getting more good stuff in your life. You're worth not being a 600lb bloated pos getting cut out of your doublewide.

>So what I’m hearing is that if I punch you in your sternum, you’ll snap not into two pieces but fifteen? Like your age? Get the fuck of my board
no

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Underrated

Aww snap, that usually works

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-

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>not eating breakfast
>thinking he’s healthy
Holy fucking kek

>I'm fat on the inside
trans niggers are the worst

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Is that cum of mushrooms?

I wake up at noon so I don't eat breakfast.

About 1dl porridge and two eggs.

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you haven't done a lot of research into this, have you?

you are a failure

Nothing

Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and alargesoda.

I work nights but k thanks for that.

lmao no stop

Usually I eat quads for breakfast. I’m having a tasty plate of Quints right now though.

The only correct answer.

WHO FUCKING TOOK MY QUINTS

Close user but not quite there :/

left overs.

Pieces of shit like you.

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Yeah I'm so fat and i smell like shit. Why do fat people like me smell so fucked up?

Your mom eats my ass for breakfast

Because you touch yourself at night.

Does it feel good

I can barely touch my cock though it's all under my fat ass rolls. I can't even see my balls.

I bet you're a pedo, but at least you have your muscles, right?

coffee mixed with gin and a cigarette to stop feeling the void. no dinner because I'm too depressed to eat, but I eat gourmet homemade stuff when supper comes around.

Ooooooof

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everytime, that fuking flash

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