I am the oldest tree on earth , ama

I am the oldest tree on earth , ama

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What sort of tree are you?

How fast can elephants run?

what's your favorite season?

Do you even lift?

How often do you see that people don't have sex behind you and how often do you notice they can be having sex without your permission?

I suppose they wrote a book on you, but that isn't really important unless they were still married when it happened to be printed. I think they want to just fall and be in love.

When i get girlfriend? Or just leave this planet?

aman am mighty ancient nigger

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Love it.

who's your favorite Sailor Scout?

Who is the oldest tree on earth?

I have the impression that the trees do not speak ...

You might not die then, you should just shoot yourself instead.

ikr? disappointing

A lonely man speaks in only claiming himself at night. He wishes a man would speak in riddles he could know to find a woman that was not desperate enough to seek him and he would not be alone in this regardless his fate.

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i liek u

It would be ashamed of Minecraft steve were to pull up

Where are you so I can chop you the fuck down?

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Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

in my country you are not allowed to have a firearm ... and when I hung it, the belt broke ... tadaaaa I'm still alive

Yeah. True

How old

I'm in your head user

Take your mess schizo

Very old

Maybe even very very old

Maybe even very very very old

Do you still get morning wood?

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whats up tjikko?

Can you jerk me off with your branches? Trees make me diamonds.

What's it like being old, you oldfag?