Ever molest someone or do some dirty shit to someone in their sleep?

It's no joke. Was 13 at the time. Not some step sister bangbros shit

I know you're lying but I can't prove it so I guess enjoy your RP bud

Whatever you say man. I could say I don't believe you either but it's Yea Forums and were all lying retards

I blew my load on my gf's lips this morning before work since she was close enough to the edge of the bed. She woke up but was so tired and disoriented, I just rubbed it around a bit and then cleaned her up. Hoping to get her again without waking her up so I can let my jizz dry on her face while she sleeps. Am I sick?

Yeah. But who cares? Hot shit, fun shit.

early on in our relationship my ex and i established a mutual thing for somno play, she asked me to cum on her sleeping face a few times and that was fun and all but it was definitely best when she wasn't expecting or requesting it. since we used to spoon my favorite thing to do was to wack it until i was close, stuff my tip up against her muff, then cum inside of her without her knowing. i knocked her up twice doing this and the second abortion ended up being the reason we split, but holy fuck if it wasn't the hottest thing i've ever done
pic related, it's her

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That's hot as fuck. Somnophile gang rise up

Young sister had a friend over for the night. Suxked her toes while she sleep. And it did taste good :)

Why the fuck she only got hair on one leg?!

How old? As a feet guy myself I approve

lighting and growth patterns make it look that way my dude 0:

jerked off on my mom a few times, after her divorce and she was dating, she would come home drunk and pass out sometimes while changing or just pass-out naked in her room, other times she would bring a guy home and when he left I would jerk to her passed out naked. She was pretty sound sleeper without alcohol-most ever did was rub my cock on her mouth and pussy

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Nice shit. It's best with family ngl. I'd know from experience.

Rubbing is the best part of it

would have done more but was afraid she would wake up

I was traveling with a girl and shitface drunk. I per her back every night when we were sleeping in a tent cause it was helping her sleep. She was not my GF, not my crush, just a travelmate.

We were couchsurfing in a place and were given a bed. As I said, I was really drunk. As I was petting her back I reached down her pantys and went over her ass. As this happened and she was clearly awake again by then, I thought to myself: "Well she isn't complaining. So this is a dream or a dream come true." So I got inside her crack and to parts of her pussy. After I nearly fingered her (she was wet as Fuck though) she put away her headphones and looked at me angrily. So I stopped. In the morning she was really angry. So I apologized and said I thought it was a dream, which is kinda true. After that we remained travelmates for the rest of her stay. Yeah, not really exciting. Actually still feel shitty about it.

Yeah that's the sad part, can't go too far. Wish women slept like rocks.

F.

a friends little sister, she was hanging out with some other friends at a party and drunk, was walking her back home and fingered her pussy

>said I thought it was a dream, which is kinda true.

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This is the "why can't I hold all these limes" of molestation stories.

Nice.

she wasn't stopping me, got her play with my dick and suck it a bit too

As I said, I was drunk and probably already 30min in bed. I get really lively dreams. Sometimes I even orgasm in them. Which is why I thought that way.

Nice shit man.

I don't get it. Please explain.

im just saying cause ive done that before it only happens when im reallllly drunk. i once pissed in the hallway from what my mom said.

Imagine the elevator scene from the shining with the blood but it's you pissing a flood down a hallway

Yeah, since that time I am more careful with alcohol. If she would have wanted she could have fucked my life up pretty badly.

I gropped my sis on a trip once while we were sleeping in the same bed

Details? I've done something similar

Do u think she knew?

use to jerk off while fingering my sister in her sleep. she only woke up once but i was only getting her ready so i made up a story and she seemed to believe it.

How old? Did a lot of shit with my sis too but never got to fingering

nice try FBI

What the Fuck did you tell her?

I'm actually Chris Hansen.

I don't sleep well. gf is a very heavy sleeper.
Often fuck her while she's sleeping. Sometimes she wakes up a bit, somtimes completely.
If it's like 3am and she starts to wake up I'll push her over, force her face into the pillow, hold her arms down and fuck her hard. She loves being woken up like that.

oh who knows
she would fall asleep on the couch, so i was moving her legs for better access and when she asked what i was doing i told her i was trying to move her so she wouldnt wake up sore

Came on my sisters feet and legs while she was blackout drunk asleep, that’s about it

Was it a hot experience for you?

A friend and me were at happy hour with some of his coworkers. he had brought the new girl, a 25 year old cute southern girl and joined us for shots and we did a little bar hoping. She was really beyond wasted when we took her back to my place, which was closer. she kinda liked him and was messing around with him in the living room and they fucked. my friend who had a girlfriend, left this drunk naked coworker at my place so he could get home and she could "sleep it off" she was drunk as shit! I was going to the kitchen and saw her naked ass and I got behind her and started rubbing my dick on her ass and pussy. she was so fucking wet! figured why not and put my dick in her real slow, she was making little noises and wasn't stopping me either and responding by fucking me back, figured she was down and just started pounding her out till I came. she was little freaked in the morning when her co worker wasnt there!

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Did you fuck her ass or pussy? Good shit man. Gotta take advantage when you can

Yes, to be honest it’s the most I’ve ever cum before, even more than when fucking or anything

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Gf had her best friend over. She wanted to sleep in our bed. Fine by me.

They came home drunk.
Went to bed. When i went to bed they where both sleeping on the ends of the bed so i ended up in the middle. Gfs friend was laying on her side. Knees to her belly and she kicked the blanket down. I managed to get my cock between her legs and into her pussy a little. Had to stop or i would have cum and would have had some explaining to do.

Hell yeah. Nothing better than Cumming on a sister.

fucked her pussy, I think she knew in the morning that maybe something happened when she realized her coworker wasnt there

>Banged my ex wife a few times when she was black out drunk
>Like completely limp dead body drunk
>Till I tried to stick it in her ass, she’d move around then

>Current gf has fetish of being used when passed out
>She barely drinks, so when she told me she was going go hard with the drinking one night I slipped sleeping pills in each drink
>Honestly she was a bitch every time I tried
>Eventually she didn’t wake up and I had my fun

>Poked one chicks tits

>Molested my gfs sister when she was blackout
>I tested her for about 10 min
>Arm drop, opening eye lids, even smacked her
>Nothing
>So I popped her (very disappointing) tits out and pulled her pants down
>Saw a string coming out of her pussy
>Had drunk dick anyways
>Too a few drunken pics, sucked her nips a bit, licked her asshole (which I kinda regret), and got her dressed again

Yeah don’t drink around me lmao

Why regret the ass lick?

I’m not big into it. Plus she was with a gross dude and I’m sure they had fucked before then

Ah, understandable

One time I slipped my sister some sleeping pills and played with her tits while I rubbed my dick on her lips. Pulled her pants down and looked at her ass and pussy. Shot my load over her face and hair

How was it? Was it a big turn on? Loved when I did shit with my lil sis when I was a teenager.

You're retarded to think there isn't someone sick enough to actually do this.

Exactly.

Loved every second of it and don't regret it a bit