STOP AND READ!
This is not a joke. I am a time traveler from the year 2058. I have been living in your time for the past 4 months. I must return soon back to my time. But i'd be happy to answer ANY questions regarding the future. The people of this current year are quite barbaric compared to people in my time. If only you could see how things have changed.
Most will think this is a joke, and I understand that. For those that believe, this is your chance to change everything.
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtu.be
en.wikipedia.org
twitter.com
will she ever finally call?
tits or gtfo
I should have been more specific. Without your full name and address, I can't search you on the APF and find out your fate. Only ask me questions in regards to news.
What are the winning numbers for this coming Friday's Mega Millions drawing?
Ok retard
Mexico will conquer the world?
did they clap some alien cheeks in september of this year at area 51?
24 11 22 3 50 16
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
In the year 2022, Mexico succumbs to the cartels. The entire country experiences a 30 year long revolution and plunges most of the country into absolute chaos. Only Mexico city is functioning for the entire country, it's like a fortress.
So, no, they don't conquer the world. But things are getting better.
Who will win the 2020 US presidential election? Who is their vice president? What is the total vote count; both popular and electoral?
Full disclosure on aliens happens in the year 2041. I won't spoil it for you, but it changes everything.
Does trump win 2020
Do the Cowboys win the super bowl?
that's not what i asked
Donald Trump wins again in 2020. Mike Pence decides not to be his running mate, and Trump instead picks Ron Paul as his Vice President.
I won't waste time with exact numbers. I must leave this time period quite soon.
Tell me the major news for tommorow
No, nothing happens for this "raid" you mention. I actually have not heard of it before you mentioned it. The AFW has many events listed, and this was not one of them.
Does elder scrolls 6 live up to what Skyrim was?
The Dallas Cowboys win the superbowl in the years:
2021
2023
2024
2045
2051
When are the Steelers gonna win again boi
Nothing notable. The leaders of the European Union will make a statement regarding the formation of a united Europe, that's it.
Did elon musk create cat girls?
i never said shit about a raid
America's Team
Old game reviews are not listed in the AFW, but the number of copies sold IS.
It seems to have been quite popular.
The Pittsburgh Steelers win the superbowl in the years:
2028
2035
2036
2054
do major celebrity pedophile rings get exposed
what are some major scientific advancements?
Forgive me, I am feeling rushed responding to these questions. As I mentioned, I don't have much time left here and I feel really bad about giving you these answers. What i'm doing is strictly forbidden by the USQA
Will humanity overcome its urge to compete on both a micro and macro level
what year was half life 3 released and there was a MAJOR time capsule that got opened in 2058 what was in the largest and how was it opened?
How is the cuisine of the future
In the year 2023, a massive "leak" will happen and hundreds of notable people will be sentenced to prison. The crimes these people are responsible for will vary, but they all stem from a handful of pedophile rings currently operating around the world. It changes many things in your politics and society.
>full on time travel less than 2000 years from now
Please
You type surprisingly similar to the way we do now. What new words or slang exists around the late '50s?
Agreed
Stem cell breakthrough (2027)
A.I. that surpasses humans (2041)
Faster than light travel (2045)
lots to post about this, but those 3 change humanity forever.
What about Brazil in the future?
What is the most popular music/notable bands
WW3?
Yes! Excellent question. Humanity becomes quite humble when robotics and A.I. surpass us. That is when humanity lived in a golden age and also quit competing so much with each other. Once extraterrestrials land on our planet, humanity works as a team for the first time. It was a beautiful moment in history.
What companies should I invest in? Is biotech available to consumers? Is federal weed a thing now?
Wrong.
The previous time-traveler correctly predicted 2016 results, but clearly stated one scandal-ridden term.
how would you know they changed humanity forever if your from 2058? also why isn't time travel in this list?
Any U.S. states that secede?
any earthquakes/tsunami coming up soon
and for the eurojackpot?
Will I be able to change who I am in the future (gene editing, DNA etc?
None of this will happen if trumptard steals another term with the continued help of Putin.
White people can openly say nigger in my time. The word has lost all it's racial weight, and is more or less a colloquialism.
I am being aided by an built in QC that translates all text into a more...palpable form of communication.
New slang? That's a difficult question. Slang is seen as barbaric and old in my time. Humanity started shortening speech to get straight to the point, so in a way, it is different. Imagine if you quit saying so many filler words. That is how we speak.
Names of popular musicians
Brazil experiences an economic surge in the 30's due to the rain forest providing them with medical breakthroughs. It transforms the country and they experience a much better way of life.
California secedes in 2032 but only as a technicality. The standing government is brought to trial for warcrimes but most of them get away without being charged. A few of them even go to different states in an attempt to hold office again.
california is brought back into the union after a period of 22 months as its own states
has immortality been discovered?
Is literature still prevalent if so who are famous writers in your time
why not use some of that kick ass AI to type in bold red like a mod
WW3 happens in a different manner then what you may be thinking. Warfare has become so deadly and accurate (even more so than it is currently) that once one side is defeated, it is usually the end of the war. WW3 is very brief and not like the first two.
That's already occurred.
It's called the European Union.
Pathetic liar.
Do we reach a sort of post scarcity then? Because prospect of scarcity of resources is in my mind one of the major reasons we are competitive to begin with
In my year of 2058, all drugs are legal.
Invest in a company called Seattle Genetics. They make the world a better place.
What happens to Canada ?
any ways to cure genetic diseases by modifying DNA?
Hey can you get me the next Powerball winning numbers for next week
because FTL is time travel
The same way you can tell that computers and mobile phones changed the world forever.
Names of famous musicians in that time
Does the problem with political correctness finally go away? If so, by when?
Canadia kinda just gets forgotten in history. If you search for information you get the computer approximation of someone shrugging in confusion
Where's your time travel machine parked? Do you have to build new tech from current day tech like Spock did in that episode with Joan Collins?
I can only access the American Fact Web on my Personal Quant. Europe undergoes a huge demographic shift from 2010-2048 and it is not the same continent you are used to.
Rubbish
hell of a leap in capability to go from just discovering FTL to using it to travel through time
Are there any countries that are extremely influential today and industrialized who end up becoming poor countries?
Yes and no. We live immortally through our machines, but it's a bit deluded as far as quality of life goes. Hard to explain. Humans do live to age 205 on average, that's enough for people at the current moment.
Does America finally become an empire and conquer earth?
Status of drugs? Legality and such.
More rubbish
When will happen the next giant economical crisis?
Famous musicians, name them to prove your real
How is the Minecraft franchise?
Is there a guy named John that’s an insanely rich billionaire
anything happen to New Zealand in the future?
uuhm the question was about the major news of tomorrow (07/19/19) and apparently its going to be what he said
Post scarcity arrived when we were able to visit other planets in just the blink of an eye. This has also caused MAJOR issues with our new galactic friends.
How significant for the future is the current political climate in the West (the globalist vs nationalist conflict)?
Will they cure small penis?
is op still a fag in 2058 like now?
You don't know SQUAT, liar.
Is Korea still divided? What happened to North Korea?
Where the fuck is the flying cars?
More crap.
Go back to mommy.
Is the Simpsons still on the air?
Canada will become a beacon of hope for all the world poor. They flock to the country in droves from this year, until 2042. Then the country undergoes a civil war and the country and the country is split into two.
What happens to Japan in 2058?
Does America finally invade Canada?
Yeah, and where are the sexbots
Which team will win the next world cup?
Idiot, the EU already exists.
Why would they need to announce it again?
Of course not.
Our music is so vast and incalculable, that I can't even name someone notable. Music is "created" by your own PQ and it is made especially for you.
Are iPhones an implant by then?
When will you be born?
Mental illness extinct and names of famous musicians
Who will win the democratic primary for the 2020 election
What happens to Brenton Tarrant?
America the continent remains stationary however the USNS America traditionally fires a series of shots from its CIWS every fourth of July that can be seen from the majority of the northern portion of the continent.
Not op but I can tell you no
Fake and gay
Which one is the megaplier?
In some parts of the world, yes. The developed world (USFA, EUN, CRB) all put political correctness aside when alien contact is made. Other nations used the alien landing as a new reason to squabble politically and socially,
The main 3 powers didn't have time to squabble. They had to react!
I'm a time traveler from 2087....
It was found that the 2058 time traveler altered the timeline for being on /b and fucked up a lot of shit.
The NFL was disbanded because he posted the Superbowl wins.
(OP)
What will happend to venezuela?
a united europe is not the same thing as the EU. moron
it means they want a single european state
It is located in my chest. It is 3pm, almost invisible.
Will the Cubs win the world series?
Define your acronyms
Lots of new technology is given when we make contact with our galactic friends.
no wait something did come up. Apparently they had a transgender male to female prime minister.
OK, John Titor.
Your time travel machine and IBM 5100 terminal are in the corner waiting for you.
I'm a time traveler from 2095 op fucked up and permanently erased all musicians
Many! Western Europe is almost completely different from what it currently is.
Germany, UK, France, and the Netherlands all fall in the year 2042.
Yes, because a time traveller would chose first Yea Forums as the first place to talk about this.
Can you name some notable new countries and what they are called today?
I'm a time traveler from 2129
some jackass came back and altered an already fucked up timeline further by making up lies.
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No. That is an outdated idea on success for a nation. The USF currently owns multiple new planets that were gifted by the Anunnaki.
Oh, please.
Do you mean united from the Urals to the UK?
All same language, one government, one currency, one set of laws??
If not.....it's just the EU!!
United Systems Naval Ship, Close In Weapon System
Stop!! I am a time traveller from the year 2059, went to tell you to keep your big fat mouth shut or you’ll fuck up everything.
UNITED STATES OF FUCKING AMERICA BITCH
More bullshit
Body modification takes a major leap forward in the 2020's. So yes, you will be able to change your penis!
But also your height, weight, skin color, hair color...it goes on and on!
they can time travel but don't like us spreading through the galaxy? what are these aliens called then
How do you use the three seashells?
Are niggers still around? If so, have they actually evolved into humans?
well perhaps YOU can give me the eurojackpot numbers for next friday, or are your databases as lacking has his?
Both Korea's are invaded by China in the year 2023.
Makes no sense, even for your posts.
Did we succeed In storming area 51?
Ha ha! What a great question. I am born in the year 2041 in Los Angeles.
Not a good time to grow up in that city.
Joe Biden
time travel isn't real
the place you call London changes its name to New Syria. Canada changes its name to Canadia to get people interested in it again but nobody really noticed
i am a european and the EU is a far shot from a united europe.
That was not me that posted that. There are possible government agents from my time or yours that are deluding this conversation.
The mighty black man now rules most of the northern hemisphere, the white man has fallen to the rule of white feminist worship and subsists mainly in the Southern Hemisphere where they spend most of their days whining about how small their penor ware.
I can feel m y s e l f f a d i n g a w a y
Time travel is bullshit...you cant do it.
Not only would you have to time travel, but you would also have to travel in space.
The earth in the future/past is not in the same position in the universe if you time travel. If you instantly went back in time, the position you are at in space would not be on earth...you would be floating around millions of miles away.
When does the plutocracy release the blue flu designed to kill off poor people while sucking down the vaccine for themselves?
history just says a few diabetics died of dehydration in the desert near the site.
Opinions on time traveler memes?
United States of Free Americans
The USA as you know it joins up with many other countries in a massive annexation.
Bump
Anything new with North Korea and China?
Aliens? do they come visit us?
I want to fuck one.
Can you look up my obituary if I give you my name and town?
Some were okay with the idea, many were not. There is a race of sentient natural gas creatures that have vowed to end our progress and acceptance into the galactic society.
It’s completely underwater
they make it difficult to find actual information on when certain unsanctioned travel took place. There's even a certain point where modern scientists just assume someone really did go into the past but managed to do something so severe to their own causality that they couldn't return
Did we birth them from our own farts?
Whats happend on Jul 20-19?
Aliens are here?
They are massive criiiiiiinge
Absolutely! That information can change though, depending on if you know your exact time of time or not. The future is not linear and it is constantly influx.
how does the area 51 raid go down
We’ve always been here. Ayyyyyyy
they do and they don't find the human body at all appealing. They do like the human laugh though
What is the strongest currency of 2058?
Then why shou”d we believe anyth8ng u say you shitter
Kurdish Dinar
The Mongolian yonk
the question is: are their bodies appealing?
There will be no raid.
What year did Donald Trump die
Dogecoin.
sourced energy unless you mean something equivalent to your currency today in which case metallic hydrogen
3rd November 2019
Does anything notable happen to Japan until 2058?
He doesn’t die. He is the first human to enter the Great Consiousness
Then how could he be reelected in 2020 dummy
>>Metallic hydrogen hahhahhaahahhahhahahhhhahahhaahhahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahhah
not to me they aren't but when I served in the Navy you spend so much time in the void that reconstituted proteins look sexually appealing
So you’re saying the northern hemisphere has declined into an ape-age. Ok.
That wasn't me who wrote that he got elected again
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAKE AND GAY FAGGOT OP CONFIRRRRRRMED ABANDON FAGGOT OPS THREAD!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yes it was.
I was led to believe that this had already occurred in your time? You don't avoid a location called Chiraq?
Lets just stand on it and wait for something to happen.
Will Brady and the Patriots win any more Super Bowls? When does he retire?
The northern hemisphere is actually a utopia of scientific achievement and social harmony. The south is a mess unfortunately.
I am the time traveler that has been answering questions.
Many actors have started speaking on my behalf. I will now end this conversation. Rejoice! The future is more bright then you could ever imagine!
No. He is forced to resign over a sex scandal in the very near future.
thats a high power electric hum if i ever heard it.
Op here. That wasn’t op. I am the real time traveller and the future is not good.
Pls last question.
Will there be a ubermensch?
meh
You've mentioned several events, but is it aliens, or something else, that is the most world-changing between now and your time?
What happens to the Christchurch shooter?
Look up somewhere gold struck again in california, in the future. or any treasure
Time travel is the biggest event.
People caught onto the jew plan of trying to eliminate the white race by using the nigs. Extinguishing was difficult and bloody. At least some energy was extracted from the burning of the bodies.
in 2024 one of your ages leaders a female by the name of Merkel has her head frozen for 18 years. Upon being resurrected she attempts to create the 4th Reich.
Everyone forgets about him after the Jan 13 (Lest We Ever Turn Our Backs) event
the release of Minions 9 is the most world changing. An epidemic of suicides ensues
A tunnel monster shaving.
Merkel cant be a leader anymore... someone new has to be elected lol
What happens to Australia
was she not a leader in your time then? Time travel can become convoluted.
I don’t think I can say
What's the Jan 13 (lest we ever turn our backs) event?
hello?
No she is represents Germany. Germany's leader is Frank Walter Steinmeier
So humans really did reside there? History from my time just says it was inhospitable then and now. Today the only thing notable about Australia is a plague of terrestrial birds who's migrations are visible from space
Can I please have any winning lottery numbers in the Philippines for next week?
Who is the most popular pornstar of the time
Does anyone live on the moon or Mars? How many missions have there been to both, if any?
Eddard Lanck born in 2180 who was genetically augmented as a child to have a prehensile penis
No pornstars. There will be robots that will do what ever u want
what year do the Fucking Pussy Liberals stop crying about Trump getting elected?
People reside on Mars but i'm assuming you mean Luna which is mostly free of any legal settlements as per an agreement made long before I was born. You should know about that
>2058
>Humans do live to age 205 on average
Right. Oldest person alive now is around 110, you are about 40 years in the future, so if that fucker lived until your time had be the oldest at 150. Average of 205? Retard.
what 2019 countries does the USFA encompass?
I meant just stations on Luna. But there hasn't been an official agreement about that as of 2019.
Israel, USA, Kurdistan, Korea, China, Nigeria
>posts vague, indirect answers that are slightly plausible
>muh future
it's past your bedtime, Kevin.
Can you list some names of companies that get really big in the next 20 years?
What discoveries is going to do the humane kind??
There are a few illegal satellites around Luna but most legal bodies are just museums and vehicle graveyards you can see anywhere in Sol
Is this channel big in the future youtu.be
Will whites go extinct
How do you time travel
I can't decipher this sorry
what kind of input method do you use to answer our questions?
you're answering via a mobile device you're wearing on your body? you're using a stationary kind of machine?
Will San Jose sharks win Stanley Cup ?
can you tell me how much AVEO stock will be worth in December and why?
Thank you
The average is skewed by the difficulty in tracking populations voluntarily through multiple systems. The oldest person you could technically visit now is an Okinawan woman named Misaki Minami. Its assumed she was 142 at this point but doesn't remember her birthdate
When do the Lakers win the NBA Championship again?
bingo
is the next president a women ?
for which country?
Is genetic modification become a reality
Yes but severely privatized in some locations and considered immoral in others
Do things get better? Does the violence stop?
Is Half-Life 3 confirmed?
Violence never really stops. There are rusted implements of war far beyond my time. Humanity as a whole does get better but then we aren't the only species in the universe known to cull itself from time to time.
How many new Zelda games, when will botw 2 come out.
>oldest person is 142
>average age lived is 205
I guess they don't teach basic math in the future. And let retards operate time machines. If the oldest person is 142, the average age at death would be lower due to unnatural deaths. The life expectancy could be higher, but not by 60+ years over average. At that point, there would be no point in reporting life expectancy in this fashion-- too many unknowns af that point.
There's a big section on this for some reason. It was confirmed with something called "The Blue Box" with some other titles that seem to be their third iteration.
does incest get legalized?
how do I make some quick money, give me something to bet on or some treasure to find
How does the MCU end? And what happens to Australia?
USA, who is after trump ?
Invest in water. It becomes a precious resource until FTL is widely implemented.
Donald Trump was oncoming president.
no I mean within a few weeks. google some old money discovered or something mr. time traveler
If you really are from the future why not make blog or a list with ALL the useful information humanity would need instead of answering questions from a bunch of ordinary people?
The question is who comes after Trump as president
The Minnesota Colony Union is dismantled when they are given sovereignty over their claimed system.
Australia is home to flightless birds
List the years in which the Lakers win the NBA title.
Do something interesting happens to Perú, Chile or Argentina?
do cars still exist in 2058, or is it all AI pods and no human drivers? Also has theres been a worldwide economic crash with AI and robotics taking over the more menial jobs (fast food/cashiers/manufacturing,etc)?
bahahaha shows how little that crappy Marvel Cinematic Universe means
jesus christ
in July of 2019 a cache of gold coins called Krugerrand is unearthed during construction of a roadway in north Texas.
metallic hydrogen exists.. look up "liquid hydrogen".. it behaves like a metal.
Sauce
Are they any famous writers in your time ? Does literature fall into obscurity?
This sounds like a bot trained with some bogus text about the future, like the GPT-2 AI that created that story about English speaking Unicorns.
Chile becomes completely swallowed whole by the ocean and ceases to exist. Whatever remaining Chileans who fled managed to make it to Argentina, however due to their past and having supported the UK during the Falklands War, they are treated as second class citizens in Argentina and live their lives in refugee shanty towns. Any decent remaining football players who played for Chile are absorbed into the Argentinian team and help Argentina win 4 World Cups (2022, 2030, 2042, 2050).
internal combustion vehicles still exist with most being collectors items. The oldest vehicle i physically interacted with is a 2034 Toyota Hilux Long Horn Edition.
Metallic ≠ liquid
got you fam
... apparently you have never heard of mercury before.
You actually answered 's question
OP, does the US end up invading Iran, if so when? And why?
Are u like stupid? Look what a liquid is and what a metal is
Was John Titor right? was he a lie?
i'm not even going to bother to respond to this, you are obviously ill-informed.
What happens to Minecraft? What was it's last/most recent update?
The US invasion of Iran begins in August of 2029 due to an attack on diplomatic staff.
Is the US invaded before 2058? If so, by whom, and what's the outcome?
What hockey team wins the world cup in 2019 through 2030
What about Perú in the future?
Do we ever have the choice to download our conscious to another body? Or can we prolong our lives in some way?
He is listed as a vector for possible causality issues. It is entirely possible that he was an unsanctioned traveler but not within our reality.
US or US ally diplomatic staff?
Ok u right iam gonna burn my master degree in chemical engineering cause iam wrong some fat unemployed fat fuck from Yea Forums said so
There is nothing of note on this past 2024. The only related data were an article about intellectual property theft.
Perú stays the way it is, though a groundbreaking discovery there in 2032 helps scientists discover that humans are actually related to apes, hence proving religion completely useless. All Catholic countries denounce religion and as a result, prosper tremendously becoming a haven for a new wave of immigrants from the US who want to start a new life.
What happens to the band korn
I can't find any information on the US invading Before
Are firearms legal to own?
search invasion of USA
I use an AI implant that essentially mimics my own thought processes but in a more succinct matter. Its the closest thing to consciousness relocation I can think of.
The human body is prolonged by basic augmentation and genetic manipulation to allow for life under alien stars
US
Yes, except firearms as you know them, cease to exist. Firearms become part of our body and respond to heartbeats and levels of stress. So if you try to shoot your body-infused weapon at somebody, it will be able to tell whether or not it is a great and if it is not a threat, it will cease to fire.
Is there any good picture of tits from the future
When will the next Zelda release, what are all the future Zelda game?
do humans visit alien solar systems then?
There are articles predating your current time that refer to the Japanese invasion and laughably "occasional Russian incursion through Alaska" but nothing else.
what is a current band in popularity in the year 2058 and what is the biggest music trend?
Zelda as a franchise ceased to exist due to Shigeru Miyamoto's death due to a heart attack in the year 2029. The last release ends up being Breath of the Wild 2.
Bwahahahahahaha!
Ridiculous
Are women/people in the future more or less hedonistic? Are more traditional values restored or does it get more progressive?
Underage b&
Do anything black mirror invention got used in the future?
About when trumptard snowflakes quit bitching about HC emails
What about sex in the future? Please be specific
What will the title of botw 2 be?
Alien to us yes. There will be a period of time when augmentation becomes necessary as outright differences in Sol and other stars cause genetic aberrations and unexpected anomalies.
Ever seen the movie Blade Runner? How much does Los Angeles look like that?
Racist trash
What new instruments come by from 2058
they dont release another game in the time between the sequal and when he is still alive?
>Faster than light travel (2045)
>California secedes in 2032 but only as a technicality
>The standing government is brought to trial for warcrimes but most of them get away without being charged.
We need to hang'em now.
Fuck this state.
> For those that believe, this is your chance to change everything.
How would posting on Yea Forums change everything.
Regardless what happens with women's rights and feminism. Does that shit go out of style with advances in biotechnology. Or does it get worse.
Also what if I told you that the United States doesn't exist because of a temporal paradox.
how do we travel there?
plzz user i need to be ahead of our time so i can be the next greatest musician
classic rock like Metallica is still very common even on non-terrestrial or non Sol systems. The biggest music trend in my time is controlled Synesthesia or often called Forced Synes
No, because Miyamoto said that he felt Breath of the Wild 2: Link's Climax was a perfect way to end a series that he felt was miraculous was able to last so long in the first place. Mario games are still made though.
Racist trash
When she is convicted of child trafficking and lives the rest of her life in a prison.
Horse shit
must be close pals with Epstein
Is tobacco still popular in the future?
ok, what would be the technical equivalent for that kind of music in my time?
Tobacco will be illegal in 2032 and everyone starts vaping big tobacco company's now sell liquids
Most humans born in Sol do not leave the system as the distance time correlation with FTL essentially makes things a one way trip.
what the shit mario games are still being made? what is even left to draw from a platformer?
Why did they fall?
Do they ever cure gender dysphoria?
No, tobacco became extinct due to an act called the Tobacco Removal Act created by the UN in the summer of 2026 in an effort to stop pollution and early deaths to improve quality of life. All governments were forced to burn down any and all traces of tobacco plants, and due to this, in 2058, everyone smokes weed now.
The disambiguation tree looks odd but the lowest portions within 2010 to 2020 say ASMR and Various Wave
for those who do leave, is there breathable atmosphere in the alien worlds? How are they different than Earth (other than what you mentioned about needing body modification)
What happens to cotton plants
Well, the latest Mario game I can think of right now is Mario Party 20. They're still milking the franchise because though many humans have lost interest in the franchise, aliens found an interest in it as they saw it to be an amusement and relic from the past. Nintendo capitalized on this (Yes, Nintendo still exists) and due to this, most Mario games are targeted towards the alien demographic.
augmentation allows for persons suffering from body dysmorphia related disorders to modify external qualities as they see fit but most augmentation procedures are done on a lease from large companies.
In the year 2021, they were considered to be triggering in the United States, so the USDA ordered the burning of all cotton plants. From then on, many textiles made of cotton were brought to the US illegally and sold on the black market, but today, most clothes are made out of a much cheaper, much more plentiful material that hasn't been discovered yet called Gooflon.