Are you jealous? :)

Just make your own pizza, it tastes so much better

Yer a fat fuck Harry

american pizza is fucking disgusting
the throw so much cheese on it that all you can taste is cheese and bread
fucking disgusting. learn how to make a proper pizza.

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no

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A bit, but Friday is my order pizza day, which is soon, so no worries. Though pizza hut pretty damn expensive now I usually have to get little ceasers. It may not be the "best" but tastes fairly good to me and gotta do what ya gotta do with shitty price inflations these days.

pizza hut only makes ok tasting chicken wings everything else tastes like cardboard

shut the fuck up you faggot ass dweeb

I'd only be a little jealous if it were Domino's

why is bad food so appetizing when you are hungry

Baste op haha I would feast with you no homo

God, I wish I was American

OBESE

carbs

Nope

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no wonder you americans are so fat

not pizza

for that slighting remark you will gaze into the abyss

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>paper plates
lmao fucking americans

In n Out is legitimately not that special, I have 0 idea why so many faggot boomers and retards clump up for miles and wait 50 minutes in a drive threw for this shit.

>you eat food
>hurrrrr eat food mean fat

Let me guess. Chose the water instead of cola, because they are 'watching their weight' lol

based

>off topic thread
>user gets mad
it will pruned regardless

Dude I don't know if you're memeing but if you are from here try them with animal style and chilis added shit is cash money

What is it?

cope

>make lasagna
>call it pizza

what did they mean by this?

based

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>This is considered pizza in maple nigger land

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>Pizza Hut is expensive

How fucking fat are you? A large 2 topping is 5.99 on their app.

can Canada do literally anything well?

Whats wrong with this aside from being slightly burnt

the only true pizza

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poutine

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So fucking disgusting, white peoples diets make me sick

>the virgin pizza hut vs the chad chick fil a

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that's not pizza

Cigarettes, canned wine, and what I assume is a family pizza meal for one person.

yeah, real jealous of your life

racist

I had 'za yesterday and have some left in the fridge. mmmmm

>for one, please

That's not Canadian, that's Quebecois.

I bet I could make a couscous pizza work

I like dominoes pizza but it is too doughy and makes me feel a bit sick after eating but still I eat it because it tastes good at the time

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shhh

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That's not pizza
It's better than pizza

Unless that pizza is the only thing you are eating all day, then yes you will get fat

Americans don't make pizza they make tomato and cheese cake. It's sad. They devour it though because it probably has at least one hundred litres of corn syrup.

t. heart patient

Serious question because i was in Montreal last year. Isnt the appeal of fries is that they are crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside? So wouldnt it make more sense to put the gravy on the side for dipping? When i got poutine in Montreal all my fries were soggy within minutes.

>That's not Canadian, that's Quebecois.
ISn't Quebec in Canada?

OPs post is off topic, bets on how long it takes before being 404'd.

>ate 3 slices of medium cheese pizza and 4 boneless wings

did i ruin my diet bros

poppin a wood to this quality 'za

>corn syrup
>in the pizza

based retarded foreigner. go back to your mud hut stinky

i present to you
the perfect 'za
stay mad stay jelly

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I had a thought recently. Seems like every other country/culture has a breadth of unique, native dishes.

Canada has poutine (which is amazing don't get me wrong).

I want to like Domino's© but the people who work their are absolutely retarded beyond saving. Those fuckers brought me the wrong order 3 times then they rage quit and just stopped answering the phone.

To be fair, I only have access to one of those 3 things right now, so I'm kind of jealous.

unfortunately

I ate two pizzas again today

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American cuisine is truly atrocious.

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Is that about $200 of chick feela?

>baby bottle

at least he had sex

you eat it with a fork

happy birthday Yea Forums

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what's that? I couldn't hear you. Ah, that's better.

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Go for a walk

based

Don't worry, you'll be replaced by shitskins soon enough.

So Quebecers just enjoy soggy fries?

dude im sorry for you
i hope you life gets better in the future!

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yes and i do too

I worked at Pizza Butt, most of the dough was frozen disks and the cheese is low grade.

I work in a "fancy" pizzeria and our pizza man is from Italy. We have some good stuff. I like cauliflower crust pizza with pepperoni myself.

virgin fast food versus chad Texas barbecue

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When did you realize you were a faggot?

can I post tits now

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>white bread not toasted, no garlic butter
>cabbage for no reason
>brisket too lean

what's wrong with cauliflower crust? It's better for you and it tastes really good.

Careful, the redditors may not yet have realized the thread has moved to Yea Forums

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Whataburger is way better than In n Out.

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m-mommy?

>off topic
>on Yea Forums
Sorry, I’m sure he meant to say “what would you do to this pizza, also cuck thread”

sure thing kid

Nice cholesterol faggot

>white bread not toasted, no garlic butter
>cabbage for no reason
>brisket too lean

- You don't know what you're talking about
- You don't know what you're talking about
- You don't know what you're talking about

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Cope harder, sweetie.

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im stuffed one more juicy fatbite and i will puke so no

I had in n out once. Pretty good, but its not mighty taco

>what would you do to this pizza, also cuck thread
fucking kek
it got moved from Yea Forums, where it actually was off-topic

I love people who fight over which burger joint is better.
It's always like In 'n Out vs Five Guys vs Some other bullshit.
They're all crap. Not bad for a fast food burger or something, but people treat it like it's something they would order for their final meal.
And if you would, I'm sorry for you.

Domino's is cardboard with cheese on. Their wings are decent though

Yes I am. I haven't eaten in 2 days and don't get paid till friday.

Nope

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americans eat literal dogshit

>Three pizzas and pasta
>Several tubs of Garlic Butter
>Catsup or BBQ sauce bullshit practically covering a plate
>Cigarettes on the table
>Child's sippy cup not far
>No other plates for guests

I smell a fat white trash family of 2.5 people

I don't know how people can order out often enough to have a favorite. Shit, I'm lucky to get it once or twice a year

Someone transfer some cryptos to user

>steel reserve 40 oz
kino

Have you sold blood lately? If so you can probably go dumpster diving for bottles and cans.

thick crust = child's pizza

I’ll fucking say it. I love Little Caesar’s. And I’m not impoverished

>pizza hut
My nigger you need to experience the pizza where i live. Theres a pizza shop every 2 feet and theyre all lebanese. Best pizza in the country

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Fucking disgusting.

>fucked up topping choice
>added ketchup or whatever shit sauce
>dough doesn't look right even when burned
Makes me realize how lucky I am to live very close to Italy.

The Guatemalans down the block from me make some kick ass pizza. muy caliente.

What kinda faggot calls pizza "za". Fucking queer ass bitch. Sound like a plebbit faggot fat fuck queer fuck.

Bro. Just order online. Large two topping is 7.99 online special price

of pizza hut?

lolno

>jar of ragu dumped into a pillsbury pie crust
>ITS PIZZA U GUYS

where the fuk do you get canned wine? and i thought wine in a plastic bag inside a box was bad!!!!

no, it's a colonial territory of texas.

it's like a whole 'nother country

Enjoy your stroke at age 33 asshole

I AM jelly. It's been so long since I've had pizza...

If whataburger is so much batter then In n Out why did whataburger basically bankrupt and have a Chicago based company buy them out???????

Eww

Hockey sometimes

Enjoy your cardiac arrest.

yeah, I haven't eaten i almost 3 days because I'm a poor fuck

Is that a plate of ketchup? What the fuck

>pizza hut

nope,get some taste buds.pizza hut is shit tier pizza

also nice paper plate you poorfag

let's see that abdomen of yours.
i'll tell you if i'm jealous of you or not.
fat ass

nah it's just poorly made dipping sauce. op is poorfag

pizza hut (and dominos) is not "pizza". Real pizza, made by New York Italians is the shit.

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this is literally the only thing

my cock twitched a little

Roll

Not really. Chicago has the best pizza

new york pizza is like eating overbaked crackers with sauce and cheese. no substance

that pizza is almost as exciting as your tweed jacket

if that is all for you, then no

It's not "real" pizza, but I agree, Chicago style is awesome.

It goes with my fedora. (turns 360 degrees and walks away)

you have obviously never had it. crackers my ass. yeast dough is not "crackers".

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i've had it. it's mediocre. expand your horizons and try authentic italian pizza.
if you're able to even travel to italy, that is.

Nah, I’m good with not being obese or having diabetes.

Which kind of soda is that? what brand is it?

pass

Thats a fucking pizza pie

>boomers
cringe

>be me 22 yr live in cali
>eat In & Out everyday
>always order animal style burger and fries
>buddy and i get into a bet who can eat the most pattys
>goes on for months
>3x3
>4x4
>5x5
>tap out
>have to get gullbladder removed
>now take shits, literally animal style

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Bro that shit looks like dog vomit and tastes only marginally better

>za
Don't disrespect my pronoun

Wow. How can one person be so fucking stupid.
>brisket too lean
My fucking sides.

ordering two giant slices. First one has extra cheese.

Dubs decides 2nd topping

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I feel like this can be said for sauces in general. Ive always enjoyed them on the side for dipping even for things like burgers for this reason.

anchovies

"i want there to be no visible cheese before you are done adding pepperonis"

I found it!!!
This is the best of your image.
Nectar of gods.

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