Waifu thread

waifu thread

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oh, well then get some rest if youre tired
oh, im sorry to hear it, i hope you feel better soon
good, i thought i might've been just rambling confusingly
w-well, not really...
right. even things like violins can play a couple tones at once, so its pretty case-by-case. but you can learn the basics and then stuff like complex piano pieces are eventually decipherable. i can read through those but its usually really slow going, like i could never sight read a piano piece, but i might be able to do that for a trumpet. or i would be able to if i weren't 6 or 7 years rusty now

anyway i have to start getting ready for work, ill see you guys tomorrow~

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what does tfu mean, btw?

Now I have a stalker here I don't know what to do...

I'm Native American
But I do have Black, White and Asian in me

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No thanks

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"the fuck up"
as in "shut the fuck up"
talking like that is common in black american/contemporary popular american music culture

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so, you dominate both english and spanish, right?
>burglars and safety are a serious problems and the corruption in their presidents are shameful
I knew you'd say that
>Did some of that happened to you before?
It's the most common to see in LA, corruption, theft, lack of security ... happens everywhere
thats what happened to bleach

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Nigger faggot, tfu.

And no, it’s becayse it’s unreasoanble to sleep now even though I have many times during this time of day

The fuckest uppest

Hallo, doing well today?
Avoided replying hence thread was almost done.

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Bump

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hi slut

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Now wheres Stocking now that youre around

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I love this adorable gamer
Is something wrong?
Ah well then see you later!
Take care
¡Claro que si!
I know right? Peru, like every south america country has the same problems
Well I was asking about the blackouts and electric storms but anyway

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Locked in my basement.

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That really hurts you know..

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Of course

Does his Sharingan powers still work while he has the Rinnegan activated desu ka?

You should see a doctor...

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hurt me, jus a lil

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I still haven't thought about anything honestly.

Hol up, stop right there.

Lies and Slander.

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this'll be my last post before work, sorry if im cutting conversations off midway
im sorry, i dont really know what you should do either. id probably just ignore them, but i know thats easier said than done.
well, thats fair. good luck.
well i imagine the manga would've gotten cancelled by now, or i wouldve heard like "oh the first 20 chapters are great but you can drop it after that" its pretty well regarded, i think.
yes im good, time for work, and then more work in the morning, but nothing id complain about
dont worry about it, that was probably a wise choice
i'm just not very close with my sister. we get along but i rarely see her.
bye bye~ i hope you have a nice day and/or night

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Stop where
Shocker

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Nigger faggot, tfu.

Nice.
>Well I was asking about the blackouts and electric storms but anyway
lol, sorry...
well, yeah, its not my first time, and as i said its a thing that occurs every year, so yes
hey, your waifu is from danganronpa, no?
yeah...
tsugu uploads videos often?

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Just choose something lewd.
Big gotcha.

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I don't wanna hurt you

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Probably streaming

Of course what

And aren’t you a “doctor”?

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Oh well, take care, I'll see you next time~

Hmm...Sorry sir you're free to go, just for safety.
We don't want any curse hanging around again.

Why does it have to be lewd.
I'd better make it count though if that's the topic chosen over the punishment.

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Nigger faggots friend, tfu.

Nigger faggots friend, tfu.

not even a tiny little pinch?

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Na-ah, I like you..

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Ah just like mine's....
Well then bye bye for real, take care
Ah well I hope that does not happen to you today
Yes she is!
She is the ultimate gamer!

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nope. summer stuff got delayed to late august now, too.
bye-bye~

Why are you guys being so gay

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You better do.

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i'm honored
why aren't you?

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Only situations I'd use violence in are lewd ones. :)
Cause woman tend to smell like japanese street markets.

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the torment seems to stop so, ill be fine
yeah, so, ill go direct to the point, she died?

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Because I don't like boys.

Yes, some do. Oh well, to each on it's own. I still find girls cuter.

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But I like women
Glad to hear it
....yes, twice

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Cute, yeah, but my last 3 gf's taught me to never have a relationship with a woman ever again.
A job at McDonalds is more fun.

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Tsu-cute

Alright, let's see...
I want you to..make an erp paragraph, or to say, a little conversation between two subjects, I guess at least 1 or 2 back and forth, it can be talking only or with actions.
You can choose the characters, and decide if to make it actually lewd/kinky, or something along the lines of lewd/funny; but, these words or items needs to be included: Ice, chocolate syrup, fruit salad, barstool..and blood.
I think I'd be hard to include everything in few sentences so choose 3 out of those 5.

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how anyone could die not once but twice???

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Well I could explain it to you but that would reveal spolers of all danganronpa

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Son

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ALL danganronpa? so important is nanami for the plot?

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sup dad, feeling better today?

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I'm fine now son

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Nicu, so, what' ya up to?

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grosse face

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Well yes and no
There are some key points that involvs her but those are mistakes and negatives points about danganronpa 2 and danganronpa 3

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i think it is like the sound when you spit

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"mistakes and negative points"? what do you mean?

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orbiter-chan

Getting ready to drink, might stop by the store first for some stuff to grill tonight

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U love dat grill huh. I just made me some ramen to enjoy some anime. lole
I'd love to join you today but I'll hold of till tomorrow with drinking.

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My point is do you want to know why she died twice?

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I grill often. I'm down to drink tomorrow after work

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grilling is awesome but hella expensive in Switzerland. Meat doesn't get imported so it's brutally expensive.
Sounds good! I'll buy some tomorrow then.

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mailto:sage

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yeah, thats the reason why i ask you in first place

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chorbiter-an

A swiss are ya? Interesting

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proud mountain jew!
Why is it interesting?

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Meat has to be imported there

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Well her first death cause despair to their classmates and brought despair to the world.
The 78th class (her classmates) were captured and thanks to someone, they decided to not to kill them but try to rehabilitate them in some virtual world, which included a virtual version of the her (the ultimate gamer) but thanks to an evil mastermind, the 78th class ended up killing themselves, but only in the virtal world but unfortunately she died again, well she sacrificed herself to stop the murder

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Well.. some meat is imported, yeah but fresh meat and such is all from Switzerland. Even all the fast food chains and restaurants use only swiss made meat. A single burger at MC costs 8bucks..

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Nothing has meaning.
We‘re all fucked in the end.
why even live when you die anyways.
Bullshit.

>brought despair to the world
What?
>a virtual version of the her (the ultimate gamer)
so, the nanami from the real world and the other from matrix has diferent personalities?
nihilist

Look, this left me with more questions than answers, my laptop is running out of battery, I'm coming tomorrow and this will be the topic of conversation, farewell!

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8 bucks for a MC burger? God bless

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claim I suppose

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Degenerates

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Mhm.. shit really is expensive.
That's why we buy our meat in germany :) Shit's way cheaper.

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How far is that?

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Well not really, the 78th class fell into despair thanks to her death and they called themselves the remmants of despair kiling millions of people and creating chaos
Not really, both are very similar

Well than bye bye, take care!

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We are close to the border so it's just about an hour via car.

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I have to travel an hour just to reach another city

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Switzerland is small :)
I need 6 minutes to reach the city, 9 to reach another, 45minutes to reach Austria, 4hours to italy, 1hour to germany. It's mega nice.

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Aegis claimed.
The board is pretty yellow today, any reason?

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Again?
Maybe is those people that are tired of the porn in Yea Forums so they demand to delete those kind of threads

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Bump

I don't understand what people envision Yea Forums being for then. I guess they'll complain about anything.

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Bloody Texas you need hours to go to cities

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>they'll complain about anything
Well...where do you think we are?

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That's true, I should expect less of people.

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Well.. your country is simply too big. Lot's of nothing everywhere.

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Really do be that way sometimes

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Why don't you move to europe? As long as you stay away from germany, you'll have a great time!

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hello hello, I love you all

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The U.S. really is just like a bunch of small countries put together.

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Either way
How was your day?
That is a cute Yui
Thanks you are so kind

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that is a cute gamer
hello

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Thanks
Hi hi
How is it going out there?

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I dont know any languages in EU

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I fell asleep earlier, so now I feel pretty good. You?

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you're welcome
hello hello
okay. tasty. ate food. a bit too spicy... my tongue hurts

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and filled with unbelievable amounts of niggers
english?.. everyone here speaks it.

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Glad to hear it! Naps are always good
Everything is going fine, really smoothly and maybe I will play some vidya
I love spicy food!
What did you eat?

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ah, just a sandwich. i added some hot sauce and it hurt my tongue.

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that's kind of literally what a (con)federation is.

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Did you add a lot?
That makes me hungry

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I guess so.

I didn't sleep all that well last night, so I had to catch up a bit. What games are you playing?

Yes, but also no. I was referring to the culture, not a political system.

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not really. like a normal amount. it's a bit too hot for me, but i like it
ok sorry

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I see, how many hours do you sleep?
I am now playing The Binding of Isaac Afterbirth, it is like the first Zelda but only the dungeons
Okay that is it I am going to make my own sandwich
What kind of food do you like?

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That's okay.

I've played it before. I usually sleep 5-6 hours.

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seems your friend isn't here
o-oh, alright. enjoy it!
Asian food! but i guess that's pretty obvious...

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yeah.. im lonely

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I think it is pretty hard but it is satisfying when you complete it
Are you sure you feel alright with that hours of sleep?
Yes I am now eating it, it is not as good as I expected but it is alright
Ah so you like ramen?

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Yeah but not american english

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I've never been too into roguelites. I feel fine, why do you ask?

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hello hello

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It's a long way to Tipperary,
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way to Tipperary
To the sweetest girl I know!
Goodbye Piccadilly,
Farewell Leicester Square!
It's a long long way to Tipperary,
But my heart's right there.

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Hello everybody how's life treating ya

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Missed me?~

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Good.

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You should try it!
Well my cousin sleeps the same hours and he does not look that good...
Hi hi
Who is your waifu?

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That's all the same shit. It's just english in the end. Nobody here speaks the british trash so..

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a little

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people tell me you're scary
aw, alright. i hope you enjoy it still
i guess, yeah. but i mostly eat cheap instant ramen for obvious reasons
hey hi
sorry for not saying hi last time
youtube.com/watch?v=OHydnp3dfTg
hello
nice Satans

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Lain from Serial Experiments Lain
who's yours?

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I used to have an accent when I was a kid, but now I even write like an American

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I'm here now heh

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I don't know what would I even do for a career in EU

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you shouldn't listen to them probably
:)
hi

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What's up?

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ameriboo, lole
Work at mcdonals. I don't fucking know.. I just neet around myself. All I do is drinking, playing games, eating and traveling around to eat and drink even more.

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Well it is gone now so yes I enjoyed it!
Ah yes those are delicious too, especially when you add eggs or some vegetebles
This adorable gamer is Nanami Chiaki from Danganronpa
Why do you love Lain?

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What do you do for money?

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why shouldn't i?
yay! i'm glad
yeah, ramen is delicious. i'd like to try more genuine ramen but i'm not very well versed in ramenology
he's a neet

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Money has to come from somewhere

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Heeeeeyyyyy

Get the fuck off my Onee-chan

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It's an omen I have to tell 3 truths I haven't told anybody before. Ok once i killed a bullfrog with a bbq gun and bawled my eyes out, another time I chopped a raccoon in half a raccoon that attacked my dog (cunt deserved it too), um another time I ran an ATV into the back of one of my neighbors cars and didnt tell anyone, cant imagine what the hell he though hapend

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Come and get her~

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It's not my cup of tea. I don't know, I feel fine. My sleep schedule has always been like that.

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I'm popular, friends, family and strangers shove money into me

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it comes from his parents
or welfare
idk
uh, do you have to? i didn't know that
that first one sounds cool!
also
>bbq gun
the second sounds cool, too!
the third sounds dangerous and i hope it wasn't too bad

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nothing much
you?
they might be jealous and or retarded

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Do pokéwaifus count?

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Aren't you lucky

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-hugs-

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Meh.. I can't do it for much longer. Am being forced to get a job again.. sucks so badly. I hate working.

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Got up from nap
Chilling really

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That's life for you son, nobody likes to work

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Ooo i wish Akame ga Kill was real life...

-hug-

Well.. I wasn't expecting that..

You want to live in a kingdom that's ruled by child manipulated by a crook fat man?

>2012
Yeah that's was lewd.

I just want to be with my Onee-chan

...

wow