Would you?

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i believe in a cream-filled log
just listen to the rhythm of his fart

kek

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>Be Soviet soldier in 1960's
>Stationed at Kamchatka Peninsula at Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky.
>Nothing's going to happen today. Nothing ever happens.
>So fucking cold out.
>Suddenly hear early-warning siren go off.
>Clutch AK-47 tightly, not had drill of readiness in months.
>Suddenly hear what sound like Western heavy metal music.
>Suddenly smell something.....ripe yet wonderful.
>Duck as massive flying log of shit roars over my head.
>Knocks Ushanka right head. Ushanka now has shit on it.
>It's a Capitalist attack!
>Run towards anti-aircraft gun but logs of shit are dropping out of sky all around me.
>Take out picture of Lenin for inspiration as I aim anti-air gun.
>Massive log of shit roars by again, but this time doesn't drop log but drops western heavy metal guy.
>Western heavy metal guy walks over to me like cowboy in John Wayne movie.
>Takes off pants and squats.
>Don't know what comes over me.
>Walk over to Capitalist and get on my knees and open my mouth.
>Western heavy metal guy drops big poo poo in my mouth.
>Swallow and goes down my throat. Tastes better than even alcohol from Mig-25 cooling systema.
>Write encounter in log book. Maybe capitalism not so bad. Maybe logs not so bad.

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kek

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logged in and subbed

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So creamy and dreamy

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I've participated in a log or two, yes.

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help me... my throte... the slidding... AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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