ITT: We make assumptions about eachother based on our favorite alcoholic drink. Pic related
ITT: We make assumptions about eachother based on our favorite alcoholic drink. Pic related
Camden Cruz
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Nolan Reed
You like having sex with underage girls.
Parker Rodriguez
Above 30 years old.
Matthew Perry
Mah nigga
Cameron Ortiz
you got the nigga part right
nigger
Brody Rodriguez
Anthony Hernandez
You ain't legally old enough to drink alcohol.
Jeremiah Harris
>above 30 years old?!
Get with the times, pops
Daniel Powell
Jace Wood
You're a pretty cool guy
Jordan Sullivan
I only drink Hitler Wine!
I am from Austria! Heil!!!
Mason Butler
William Rogers
your name is chad and you get sex very regularly
Caleb Clark
Brayden Thompson
I see what u did there
Elijah White
Dominic Scott
Leo Brown
You have red hair and u like raping maidens
Evan Jones
Eli Morgan
You're 13?
Thomas Stewart
I really need to try Sapphire btw.
How is it OP?
Landon Mitchell
Brody Cook
Noah Myers
I am the hitler wine guy and i am 36 kek
Luke Reed
Chase Ortiz
You travel a lot, usually with a caravan on tow.
Gabriel Murphy
Oh have fun guys
Aaron Cox
It's like drinking pine trees. I drink a lot and Sapphire is the only thing that will make me retch with a few sips, but that's just me.
David Adams
Christopher Jenkins
no to red hair, never tried rape, so maybe
James Cox
Sweet bottle.
Kayden Collins
I hesitated posting Jameson instead, good taste sir.
Logan Hughes
Tyler Ward
You like cocks and blow them a lot
Camden Lopez
Mason Rivera
you are a blond girl with below average IQ never worked a real day in your life parents paid for everything probably have a sugar daddy and drinks every weekend at clubs
Parker Russell
you're cheap
Sebastian Ward
you're even lonelier than I am
Isaiah Fisher
You're old-school, and cheap
Adam Harris
fair enough
Chase Collins
You shop in Asda
Noah Turner
You think fisherman’s friend tastes good.
Liam Carter
Christopher Thomas
wild turkey 101, mixed drink would be a rusty nail. btw how do you babies get the liquor? you got a fake id or a brother in college?
Jordan Flores
r8
Blake Gomez
You're a slut or a fuckboy
Carson Nelson
You have decent taste and may be ready to move up to better things.
Christian Ramirez
Angel Peterson
You dress in khakis and polo shirts.
Justin Ramirez
OP here, the guy who says it tastes like pine trees is pretty spot on, but if you like that kind of flavor then it's as good as it gets
Asher Rivera
Evan Cooper
Christian Morales
You've been to too many clubs, or you are 19, or both.
Gabriel Cooper
You got me.
Daniel Turner
Camus XO.
Kevin Moore
Christian Sanchez
8/10
Evan Martinez
I got a feeling you're a nigger
Maybe an oreo but nigger nonetheless
Tyler Scott
>rusty nail
Xavier Myers
Bourbon is shit-tier
Kevin Gutierrez
Noah Nguyen
You have a bit of cash, but have not figured out what the good stuff is yet, so you go something that popular, but not too popular, to seem legit... but you're not.
Ayden Smith
You have no tastebuds
Justin King
Wigger
Christopher Ross
What about someone who drinks trulys regularly?
Kevin Garcia
Grayson Ortiz
American highschooler
Zachary Gutierrez
Must love hangovers.
Jason Morris
Jonathan Reed
Nigger
Asher Allen
Those were the days
Connor Roberts
Michael Bennett
American high school student
Oliver Gray
You're a faggot
You're broke and desperate, maybe a crack whore
Colton Campbell
overrated AF
Ian White
Nathaniel Barnes
You work in a bar, but aren't a bartender
Gabriel Collins
Cameron Russell
your white,live in the south and you live in a trailer park
Angel Rodriguez
Ryder Moore
Strict but friendly
Levi Clark
Reposado?! Lil. Anejo only
Easton Watson
Jack Daniels and Coke
Leo White
You like to think you like vodka, and try to dress like Tom Haverford, but you cant really pull either of those things off well...
Nolan Parker
Eat shit
Aiden Harris
kill me
Easton Jenkins
You refer to your house as "the crib"
Camden Reyes
>product of canada
Henry Garcia
Jacob Parker
Not enough aged
Chase Reed
your a nigger
Gabriel Miller
Nathaniel Parker
Ian Hughes
It's good stuff.
Don't mix it.
Christian Davis
You are half mexican, and trying to look a little up scale to your full mexican friends and family. You work in IT, but are not that great at it.
Benjamin Martin
You want something better than cheap whiskey, but you're still poor so that's all you can afford
Landon Mitchell
This picture alone reminds me of vomiting like i have never vomited before
Connor Richardson
you think you are the coolest guy
Ethan Ward
Nolan Ramirez
Gin by itself is nasty shit from my own experiences
Owen Walker
During prohibition the muricans couldn’t get enough of out alcohol.
Brandon Jenkins
>dont mix it
people.......drink gin straight?
Carson Rodriguez
Daniel Diaz
You're a 24 year old hipster faggot.
You're a literal alcoholic.
28 year old hipster faggot.
Either actually Canadian or have family that's Canadian.
You're in high school.
Also in high school.
Also in high school.
This is the first and only whiskey you've ever tasted.
You actually live in the UK.
Frat bro.
You're either like 50 years old or like to pretend you are.
Also frat bro.
Possibly alcoholic, but more likely you just can't stomach real whiskey.
You've never done a real day's work in your life.
You're a former hipster faggot who now likes to think vodka tasting is actually a thing.
You don't care about literally anything.
You just started drinking bourbon.
Either you're still in college or you wish you were.
Isaac Thomas
You are either middle class black, lower class and just had a birthday, or you are in your 70's and from the mid-west.
Nolan Thompson
Isaac Morales
I'm actually a white dude with a nigger sized dick
Logan Cooper
No, I don't really even like vodka, I just like to get drunk on something cheap, with little flavor and few calories, and it's better than Burnettes
Cooper Butler
>implying they wernt making their own alcohol instead of getting your shitty canadian swill
Michael White
May be. I dont know.
Nathan Evans
You’re Native American, should’ve included the hand sanitizer chaser.
Samuel Cox
>white dude
>nigger sized dick
choose 1
Camden Watson
lots of people around you yet you feel alone and misunderstood
Jack Thomas
Lincoln Gray
This guy's pretty much nailed it.
Lucas Reed
Chase Bell
You buy bottles based on how cool the label art is.
(No judgement, I buy wine the same way)
Jayden Thomas
Ryan Lee
good choice
Jonathan Phillips
>swill
Big talk coming from a country that thinks jack Daniels is tasty.
Austin Sullivan
Jackson Sanchez
This. Better than you'd think.
Secondary is a solid mead from a local brewery.
Brandon Thomas
Benjamin Howard
>Overrated
You don't really like the taste, but because of the hype that surrounds JD you dare not chance looking like a fag and going against the grain and purchasing something different.
Also you compare tour dick to little dogs for an ego boost, usually after or during drinking JD
Sebastian Foster
Spot-on. Well done.
Samuel Wright
elite
William Gonzalez
Yumè
Adam Adams
Rekt
Jack Clark
Sebastian Campbell
>sips
you summerfags realize gin is made for mixing right? this is why underage fags should wait until their 21 to start drinking
Jayden Reed
You only drink once in a while, and never more than a beer or two.
Jayden Ramirez
you think you are classy while others see you as trash people
Hudson Turner
Fuck you Zweigelt
Zweigelt ihr FOTZEN
Jason Hernandez
Isaac Clark
This is like native American reservation bad
Charles Torres
actually drinking that right now
am i the only one who used to drink this stuff straight,but kind of stopped after discovering canada dry ginger ale mixed with lemonade?
Gabriel Anderson
Check it. So tasty and endorsed by DA himself
Brayden Morales
You are council estate shite and will be dead or imprisoned before turning 28
Connor Bailey
Brayden Harris
I noticed most people posting hard A so I figured I would spice things up a bit, have fun
Cooper Powell
Camden Carter
hipster faggot and a student
David Roberts
Josiah Adams
shows how much your foreign retard ass knows about america.nobody drinks jack daniels in america except for hillbillys
Wyatt Walker
Mixed with what, some Gravol? Shit's nasty.
Ryder Martin
One day we'll meet, user
One day
Joshua Hernandez
>THE SPIRITS
Samuel Wright
Nah I'm French, we like scot whiskey here don't really know why
Austin Powell
Jack Walker
not the guy who posted JD, but I kind of agree. It's a solid sounding name (happens to be mine IRL) but as far as drinks go...well, I'd rather save my money for something worthwhile.
Liam Jenkins
Obviously a fag
Sebastian Hall
right, you seem to project alot, faggot..
But alright, I actually prefer Beamish more but what do I know right..
Xavier Brown
Your a spic with 6 kids and a Toyota van, a pickup truck, or a sedan
Julian Hernandez
Classic
John Ortiz
who the fuck is DA? your probably one of those fags who likes alcohol because your favorite celebrity drinks it
Camden Ward
Blended. No good.
Jayden Ortiz
A bottle is around 40$ on sale here. I mean its not too expensive imho.
Luke Garcia
Them herkimer diamonds
Lincoln Garcia
not bad, I'm more 40 tho
me:
Zachary Rivera
>french
your obviously a faggot
Nathaniel Nguyen
I like dark rum. Straight, mixed. Dont matter.
But not appletons. Thats fag rum
Brandon Price
I am gay
Landon Martin
Christopher Roberts
Ethan Parker
>kirkland
your to cheap to buy name brand alcohol
Robert Foster
because those northern bastards know how to make a good drink. Scotch is quality stuff.
Brayden Smith
>dan aykroyd
yep,i confirmed it
Aiden Murphy
Based. Bacardi/Kraken/Morgan top-tier.
Grayson Thompson
Ginger ale was made for whiskey, and good choice.
Lucas Morgan
haha I only assumed that because Guinness is a meal and having more than 3 and you are basically a loaf of bread.
Blake Baker
>bacardi
>morgan
>top tier
lol,no
Benjamin Clark
Someone with some fucking taste.
Someone who wants to drink energy drinks but doesn't want the 30+ ingredient list from monster, bang, etc.
Ian Peterson
You initially bought it for the bottle
Robert Sullivan
Aiden Hill
Lincoln Bennett
Jace Nelson
I'm french too btw
Jack Harris
Ah so you buy good whiskey made elsewhere? Thought so.
Oliver Richardson
I'll defend my choice by saying
It's not the best, but it's under 20 USD for 1.75 liters, and the Price/quality ratio is why I picked it. It's good enough, and I don't feel bad about going through it.
Ethan Morgan
Dan Akroyd!!! Duh!!!
Jose Wood
You're right :(
wan't me to hold a white flag while you fuck the shit outta my feminine penis ?
Jose Smith
This fucking guy
Jayden Hill
Mate standard is like 6-8 so how many loafs of bread does this make me?
Chase Sullivan
Cheers
Juan Anderson
Kraken = tier 0
Nathaniel Bell
owo
Alexander Wright
Best yeast in the East.
Jeremiah Jenkins
omg some people really buy that on purpose?!
Robert Rodriguez
Juan Reyes
Now why would you lie on a thread like this?
Noah Taylor
Nah i usually drink this shit called smugglers cove. Real strong. Captain is ok, bacardi is shit.
Wyatt Murphy
It's costco stuff man, bought it to use as a reference for cheapest example in a tasting, ended up liking it enough to stick with it (or maybe I just like the price.) I can be cheap though, I live out of a car in the american southwest working construction, cheap scotch is all I need
Kevin Torres
I mean simple math says 2-3...
Dylan Morales
the best is actually from Japan mate
Jeremiah Perez
leave
Josiah James
Tyler Jenkins
Good for a mixed drink or a shot or 2 but to get drunk off it? Way too sweet.
Isaac Robinson
William Peel isn't really that good but I'm poor so that's the best I can afford
Kop1
Jaxson Cox
you are as Basic as a bro can be
Lincoln Myers
I mean what if it isn't linear additionality, but exponential growth or something else. Sure, linear that makes about 2-3 but what is the true guinness to breadloaf growing function?
Nathan Powell
Isaiah Ward
Yeah.
Connor Parker
japanese whisky is just overrated and overpriced scotch
John Barnes
Here ya go.
Caleb Smith
You're a pretty cool guy.
Joseph Mitchell
Isaiah Morales
so they say
Zachary Hall
I bet, free chemo with every bottle.
Juan Collins
Usually drink it mixed, not really intending to get smashed off of it. Just nice for good old relax
Alexander Cruz
Semi local to me.
Alexander Bennett
Boulevardier
Jaxson Martinez
The best
John Baker
Went camping with a dude that loved this shit. Found him sleeping on a random bench the next morning.
>It rained that night
Matthew Rivera
that was my first drink!! good taste, user.
Gavin Clark
Basil Hayden.. you'll love it.
Luis Miller
Also good to add to desserts or baking.
Owen Young
dude... no, dude... no.
Jordan Johnson
Kevin Foster
When talking non hard alcohol its be Molson Ice or Labatt Blue.
Isaiah Wood
bro yes
bro, yes
Dominic Taylor
that's my fav, you do something in comp sci
Liam Wilson
effing heresy...
Christian Powell
Fuck americans
Nathaniel Rivera
You are cheap.
Grayson Taylor
Matthew Barnes
your gay
Parker Myers
I see no fireball, I’m Really just a general whiskey fan, but this is my go to because it’s cheap and burns but isn’t absolute shit like literally every vodka ever made. (Anyone who likes vodka is literally the type of person to wipe their ass and manage to end up just scooping the shit onto their balls)
Mason Ramirez
Brandon Anderson
nerd
Isaiah Rivera
>appletons
I just bought a bottle of that recently to try it out, worst shit I've ever drank. I'd honestly rather drink a bottle of ron diaz than appleton again.
Jack Green
reminder that gin is for sissies and tequila is for women who day drink
Liam Bell
what are you, a college white girl?
correct about vodka thought
John Powell
You think you are cool, but know shit about whiskey.
Aiden Adams
>cinnamon whiskey
>not shit
This bait?
Julian Robinson
I chugged a 26 of that one night, after my eyes and nose stopped running I had a pretty good night, the hangover was horrible tho.
Isaiah Thompson
Russian bro I worked with told me this is as real as vodka gets in the states... I did'nt believe him at first, but he said real vodka should hurt a bit... so you know you're drinking it.... made me tear up a bit.
Nathan Murphy
This may come as a bit of a shock, but some people sometimes do actually just enjoy things. No pretense required.
Hudson Garcia
pretty much the only correct way to end that kind of conversation. good on you faggot
Ryan Cox
Yeah its fuckin nasty
Ryan Ross
You like to think you've graduated from being a beginner scotch connoseur to a seasoned one, but you haven't.
This is the first and only single malt you've ever had.
You like to think you're classy but you're really not.
You drink to excess every single night but you're still functional.
You're in high school.
You're fat and in grad school.
You're the most hipster faggot in this thread.
You're either in high school or you just don't drink very often.
You think because you don't drink Jose that you're superior to people who do.
Anyone who can actually make assumptions based on JD is an idiot. You could be literally anything from a super southerner to a serious whiskey drinker who's gone poor.
You're either stereotypically black or you're one of those people who thinks Hennessey is quality cognac which makes you feel special.
You're homeless and that's someone else's glass.
You wish you were still in college.
You were a goth in high school and you may or may not prey on goth girls still in high school.
You're the chaddest of the chads and will eventually be raped in prison.
You either drink this with Fireball and wish you were still in college, or you just don't drink often and couldn't think of much else.
You're a literal psychopath.
You may actually know some things about wine, or you just visited Northern Cali as a tourist.
You're an alcoholic without any cash.
See previous goth kid comments.
You really wish you could live on the beach but you're way too poor.
You think you're cool because you can handle a "heavy" beer.
You're an overly obsessed Bernie bro.
You're actually a seasoned Scotch drinker but you don't have any money.
You're a gay plumber.
Joseph Torres
got to the store too late to get a Targaryan or a Stark, huh? Me too...
Nathan Perez
I love fireball but it feels like you're drinking syrup so I end up mixing it with cream soda or something. Been meaning to try jack fire or something like that to see if it's any different.
Logan Ortiz
I’m actually a 21 year old white renovation and building business owner and an music artist. Like I said, whiskey good but I don’t feel like spending a ton of money on the good shit so I settle for the cheaper alright shit.
Owen Bailey
You are very picky. You know exaxtly what you like.
Thomas Diaz
I remember when i was in highschool we use to buy these 40oz of cheap wine called white shark or this 40oz cider shit, both 5 dollars each. Youd drink the whole thing in a 2 hour sitting, not realizing how wasted you were when you stand up and you fall flat on your face. I miss the late 90's
Dylan Cruz
do you drink it in the right way anom?
Leo Cruz
No one here actually mentions a quality single malt, im shocked
Ryder Wilson
You have never had sex sober
Angel Nelson
Wow, I feel like I got the best end of this. One summer I went to my grandpa's in the north. He had a bar with lots of different kinds of scotch, and also gave me some wild turkey as a "reference". Also, spot on assessment of my financial situation kek
Hudson Johnson
Lucas Green
I live in a country where people give 0 shits about underage drinking, so even when i was 15 i could easily walk into any supermarket and buy whatever i wanted, no questions asked
Sebastian Cooper
true, Hibiki and Nikka won all contests last few years already. But most people will just buy and prefer usual products.
Jaxon Thomas
>and an music artist
I'm gonna go ahead and guess you're not good at any of the things you say you do.
Levi Murphy
Nope.
Anthony Martin
I didn’t say it’s not shit. Of all the whiskeys it’s probably the worst beside shit that’s just borderline water. But there were already all the better whiskeys I like posted and I didn’t want to be boring. Literal dog piss is better than vodka though. If I said I like taaka vodka I’d understand but it’s just cheap whiskey.
Ryan Mitchell
You're a poser who doesn't actually like whisky but enjoys how superior it makes you feel
Ryan Moore
I actually do pretty good numbers profit wise doing both. I base my ability and talent on how much I’m earning so I’d say I’m alright. Definitely not the greatest but fuck it man. It pays my fucking bills.
Austin Flores
Noah Rodriguez
And I fucked up the grammar. My bad. I made a oopsy.
John Rodriguez
>green fairy anyone
Austin Davis
Well i bought this on my local supermarket the other day....fucking hell of vodka
Ryan Nelson
All of this shit ia great but nothing beats home brew. MOONSHINE is where its at fellas.
Jaxson Turner
Jack Price
Well, Since posted Lagavulin, i'd have to say your a lazy AF... or don't know half as much about scotch as you think you do.
Jason Fisher
found the redneck/hillbilly.
that being said, based
Xavier Martin
Im an artist full time. Ive made a damn good living. I play drums for a band called Sloan. You may have heard of us
Alexander Anderson
You like to masturbate to "Brother fucking sister" kind of porn.
Camden Jenkins
Minnesotafag here:
Been drinking this lately. It's my new favorite wine. Sweet, full bodied red. Local grape too.
Julian Foster
Thomas Mitchell
You've never touched a breast
Dylan Miller
Not even, i live in the city. I just know a few people out of town that make/sell it. After having it a few times i continued to drink it. I generally prefer it over commercial liquor
Mason Nguyen
You sound like a kid, adults don't drink sweet red wine.
Leo Mitchell
Levi Richardson
Not bad user
Levi Barnes
Logan Hall
You steal quotes from shit tier movies and try and make them your own.
Elijah Clark
You have a refined taste but not much money
Jordan White
>Andrew Walter Gibson Scott (born November 15, 1967) is a Canadian musician born in Ottawa, Ontario and currently living in Toronto. His first bands include No Damn Fears, Oreo Reversed, and Blackpool from Halifax, Nova Scotia. Currently, Scott is a drummer with the Toronto-based band Sloan.[1] Scott also plays guitar and occasionally sings lead vocals with the band, usually on songs he has written. Three of his songs, "500 Up", "People of the Sky", and "I've Gotta Try" have been released by Sloan as singles. Scott is married to actress and writer Fiona Highet. They have two children—a daughter, Stirling, and a son, Alistair.
Samuel Martinez
I have not. I’ll check you out though. I’m a producer and recording artist, I go by the name yourhomieponder. Probably haven’t heard of me, but my income mostly comes from the production side of it
Joshua Scott
White liquors don't cause hangovers so vodka isn't the gay. Fireball is a bitch drink
Parker Green
I've jerked off to this good porno once
The bitches name is charity Jade or something
I can't find it anymore but the "bro" has a small dick and she wakes him up by sucking him off
Anyone know what I'm talking about?
Colton Sullivan
You don't actually like alcohol.
You're Polish but you live in Germany.
You think you'd feel too low class if you bought regular Bacardi.
You're in high school.
You're either a frat bro, a low-functioning alcoholic, or a pyromaniac.
You've actually figured life out and don't give two fucks what people think anymore.
You're so hip that you unironically call yourself a hipster.
You're a low-functioning alcoholic.
You're a gay alcoholic.
You're gonna be dead by the time you're 30, in 10 years.
You drink irish whiskey often but you're poor.
You just took a swig of this from your mom's liquor stash and it was your first sip of alcohol.
You don't actually know anything about wine but went out to discover what looked like the classiest thing you could find.
You are perpetually living in Fall.
You really like network television and you see these ads all the time.
You're black.
You're either actually German or you're a methhead.
I've never heard of this but it seems hip as fuck.
You grew up in Kentucky and you really hate JD.
You're not even remotely Russian.
You don't actually like scotch, you just thought this bottle was cool.
You don't have any tastebuds left.
You're on the same level as a JD drinker but you're too hip for that.
Hudson Thomas
I drink too much to buy the good stuff all the time. When I feel like splurging a few bucks I grab a bottle of this
Alexander Wilson
I'm drinking that right now, getting midweek vodka hammered.
Owen Long
this,if he really was russian.he'd probably hate stoli because they are pro gay
William Hernandez
You are right, user.
>I've touched your dads penis a lot though.
Landon Ortiz
Then what the fuck do you drink faggot?
Adam Thomas
You don't know anything about scotch, because you don't know anything about age statements.
Adrian Williams
>monster energy
your some underage faggot
Brandon Bennett
are you 14?
Dominic Diaz
I don’t give a fuck about hangovers first of all, secondly, vodka is for the type of people who used to rub hand sanitizer on their hands in middle school and then smell it to get light headed.
Adrian White
damn I should too. Good choice.
Jeremiah Phillips
Sweet reds just aren't as common, but they are the only kind of sweet wines worth drinking imo. Moscatos are too bland. Also most younger people I've seen buy wine just buy whatever you tell them to buy because they don't know the difference. I also like a good cab sav though.
Eli Jackson
Wow, missed that one. Lagavulin is great, but honestly, laphroaig is superior in every single way
Jose Lee
Asking the real questions, inb4 Bud light
Zachary Brooks
Brody Diaz
Oliver Lewis
Yep, i've been coming here for a long time too. And i currently live in halifax not toronto
Anthony Hernandez
You put your socks on right after you shower and have damp feet for the rest of the day.
Luis Miller
Grayson Ward
You like to think ypur are fancy, but are actually broke.
Brandon Kelly
Takes me back to 2004 2005. So smooth.
Easton Ramirez
Jackson Diaz
You are from Venezuela or have Venezuelan family.
Ryder Kelly
>You are perpetually living in Fall
Yeah that's about right. Fall makes the Boston area look amazing. I'd say it's a mood I come back to throughout the year.
David Baker
Juan Torres
You only like "smooth" scotch.
Caleb Morris
Adam Collins
venezuela is a shit hole