Spill your heart, your guts, your maladjusted angst

Spill your heart, your guts, your maladjusted angst.
Your secrets are safe with user, because they are all lies.

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i ate a sandwich then shit it out.

Is the massage parlor girl still here?
We still have lots of questions for you.

My wife and I both have high functioning autism and both of us aren't good in social situations, so instead of an actual wedding we told our parents we were eloping abroad. We were actually at home making a pillow fort.

Aww, that's cute, user!

Osama bin laden isnt really dead

Yeah still here on and off. Bummed my last reply answering like 3 people disappeared with the last thread.

I’m a 34 year old fast food restaurant manager. I’ve been sleeping with my teenage employees for years

Hey user from the previous thread with the biennial pizza habit, Have you sought out help between cravings?

My dad works at Xbox and can get you banned buddy >:(