Let's get a loli stories thread going

Let's get a loli stories thread going.
>Real stories fake stories doesn't matter to me and nobody has to know. ;)

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I'll go first
> Be me male 23 fit average body type
> Mom's friend is a milf 7/10 and she has an adorable daughter named Sara who is 6 years old.
> She is always over because our mom's are basically best friends
> Sara was so close to me all the time I thought of her as a sister/cousin
>One day Sara's mom comes over with Sara because she is going out of town to car shop and tells me I have to baby sit her
> Sucks but I do it all the time its no big deal.
> Sara is wearing a tight tank top with a flower on it and short shorts.
> Once her mom leaves I pull out monopoly Sara's favorite game and we start to play.
> We sit on the floor and Sara sits almost crisscross
> Enough for me to notice he isn't wearing any panties.
I've seen lolis online and I'm not even going to lie I'm into it.
>She shifts her legs in a way so I can see Nirvana
>Realize loli drawings online are suspiciously accurate
> It was probably the softest plumpest thing I've ever seen before
>Instant boner
> I try to hide it in my basketball shorts but I fail hard.
cont?

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yes

I sneak into my twin daughters room at night sometimes and masturbate while watching them sleep, they’re nearly 4. Sometimes I feel tempted to touch them, but I don’t want to hurt them, I dropped out of college to take care of them, Im only 19. Should I do it tonight anons?

at that age they won't know whats going on

A little jiz down their throat won’t hurt em, perfect age to start learning to suck cock. Then you get em a nice uncut Doberman ...

Real story:
Littlest sister very cute
Doesn't fully wipe after leaving restroom
Puts dirty clothes on the ground after taking a bath
Also doesn't drain the water
Also forgets to flush

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A little Benadryl at bed time; she be out enough you can start playing with her ass too

still waiting you cock sucking nigger

Lmao this thread is so getting deleted

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holy shit where can i find this?

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>implying it's not glow in the dark CIA niggers baiting pedos into revealing their power level

what was posted??

>starts a good gtx
>cont?
>doesn't cont
fags like you are the worst.

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What's with all the grandmas?

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nhentai.net/g/81391/
Fortunately she is a relatively minor character so searching by character name then navigating 2 pages of comics only took a few minutes. Enjoy.

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based

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Growing up my best friends family just didn’t give a fuck. We smoked weed and did pills out in the open and so did his parents and siblings. We liked different stuff but everyone loved ecstasy it was always around. If his mom and step dad didn’t have any they would buy some from us and vice versa. One night I was the only one left awake and was wandering around the house when I went into his little sisters room she was naked and rolling hard. She was kinda awake but in and out sucking on her pacifier. I was also fucked up and horny and wondered if she would suck my dick like the pacifier. So I pulled it out of her mouth and put my limp dick on her lips. She sucked it right in and gave me those slowly rythmic loving sucks. I came in her mouth and she swallowed and kept sucking. I left my dick in her mouth long enough to cum two more times. I did this as often as possible until she turned 11 and we started fucking

Must have been about twenty years ago now. I was in my late teens to early 20s and out with friends at a local swimming area on the river. Across the river were cliffs of varying heights. I started climbing one in order to jump off of it and as I went up I encountered a simply adorable little girl in a dark blue one piece bathing suit. I'd guess she was about ten. She was having trouble making the climb and asked me for help. I offered a hand and she stepped her foot into it while facing away from me. I lifted her up and she definitely had enough purchase to climb the rest of her way on her own, but I wanted to be helpful, so I put my hands on her ass and gave her a bit more of a boost while cherishing the feel of her young ass. I've never felt anything quite so perfect before or since.

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Wtf

>got to feel a 10 year olds ass
I am jealous tbh

And now that the real is out of the way... time for fake:

I, a dude in my 20s, would be living in an apartment complex with a communal swimming pool. One day I'd be out swimming and just about ready to turn in when one of my adorable little loli neighbors decides to come swimming, too. Of course I'd hang around because I can't help but enjoy the sight of a cute little girl in a bathing suit. To my immense satisfaction the ten year old beauty in the red skirt and white blouse starts unbuttoning her shirt to reveal a sports bra style bikini top. She notices me looking so I give her a friendly smile, but obviously she's a little embarrassed because she turns around to drop her skirt, giving me the most stunning view of her perfect bikini clad lolibutt. The two of us swim together for the better part of an hour, playing games and such, just enjoying each other's company before she decides to call it a day. I decide I'm good too so after she grabs her skirt and blouse and I my towel the two of us head towards the apartment building. We're on the same floor so we take the elevator up. We part ways after it opens and I head to my apartment. To my surprise I get a knock on my door about two minutes later. It's the cute loli telling me her mom must have left while she was in the pool and she's locked out. She asks if she can wait here till her mom gets back and of course I tell her it's fine. She's still wearing just her bikini and is dripping a little bit, but not too bad. After I let her in she asks where the bathroom is so she can change. A few minutes later she comes out holding her wet little bikini in her hand asking if I have a plastic bag she can put it in. I give her one and immediately I can't help but be aware that she's completely bare under her tiny little skirt and flimsy white blouse.

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N

Not a bad idea, do you think sticking it in while they’re out is going too far?

After she bags her bikini I suggest we watch TV till her mom gets back and ask if she wants a drink or a snack. She accepts a soda and as we watch TV I steal glances her way, trying to get a peek of her youthful charms. I feel pretty secure in my sneakiness because she gives no indication that she notices my lustful gaze. She's very well covered on her lower half the way she's sitting, but over the next 15 minutes or so I notice her nipples poking quite insistently through the thin cotton of her not entirely opaque blouse. A commercial starts and she excuses herself, but she winds up returning rather quickly. She plops herself down on the chair where she'd been sitting, almost bouncing to rest as I welcome her back with a warm smile and gentle tone. She thanks me then shifts a bit in her seat till she appears to find a comfortable position. Quite fortunately for me her skirt is resting much higher on her legs and the pale flesh of her thighs overtakes her blouse as the primary focus of my stolen glances. I can't believe how my luck is going because seemingly every minute she shuffles herself around again and her skirt lifts each and every time. After five minutes I am definitely catching glimpses of that special place where her legs join. Just a moment later she sneezes hard, twice and I bless her each time, stealing glances as her body shudders. I simply cannot believe what I'm seeing as her legs are parted enough now that you might describe them as splayed. After drinking in the incredible sight before me for two or three more peeks I speak up. "Um, sweetie, you might want to be a little more careful about your skirt, you're making it hard not to notice... stuff."

"Well it's about time you said something," she responds with a giggle. "I was beginning to think you'd never get the hint." I realize pretty damned quickly that I wasn't being anywhere near as sneaky as I thought. As that thought crosses my mind I'm still staring at her childish pussy and the little minx starts rubbing it with her finger

"Umm..." I stammer, trying to think of something to say. "Is... is your mom even gone?"

"Oh, yup. She's gone, but I was inside when she left. And no, I didn't 'forget' my key. I just knew you'd never pass up the opportunity to help that cutie in #307." Her finger kept rubbing her folds as she casually spoke.

"Heavens no," I assure her.

"I still need some help you know..."

I take her invitation at face value and kneel in front of her seat. The adorable little girl pulls her hand away and I smile up at her just in time to see her lick her finger clean, moaning in satisfaction. My jaw drops as I watch then she wiggles her finger at me and I remember where I am. I start bathing her little cunny with my lips and tongue, savoring her sweet flavor as I do. She shows her appreciation with soft moans, sharp gasps, long low oohs and the occasional squeal. After tending to her delicious wet pussy for a good ten minutes I reach my arms under her legs and gently pull her part of the way off the chair till she's resting her back on the seat. I lower myself down after repositioning her and start exploring the area below her yummy little cunny. "Ohh, that's naughty," she squeaks, but in no way signals for me to stop. I'm a gentleman though, so I give her plenty of time to do so as I slowly circle her anus, moistening all of the skin in a six inch radius around her rosebud.

Having given her two full minutes of teasing I dive into her ass with my tongue, just as much for my satisfaction as hers, lapping away at every delightful wrinkle of her pucker. Her vocalizations take on a whole new pitch and timbre as I do my best to merge my mouth with her rear end. Knowing I have her right where I want her now I reach over with one of my hands and start rubbing the folds of that tiny opening just above her anus. She starts thrashing now, her breath coming in gasps and wheezes. This is it I think as I shove my tongue fully into her rectum and wiggle it as the thumb of my other hand finds her clitoris. Nearly the very instant I touch her little pearl her body goes rigid, her legs somewhat painfully constricting around my head and neck as a surprisingly powerful orgasm rocks her little body. I do my best to ride it out as she slowly comes down from what she'd soon inform me was the first climax of her young life. When she finally becomes coherent enough for actual conversation she thanks me profusely for the gift I'd given her as I do the same to her, knowing I'd gotten the better end of the deal despite her being the one to orgasm. Then she notices a clock on the wall, lets out a decidedly unladylike exclamation and tells me she's got to get home. We say our short goodbyes, both swearing this will definitely not be the last such experience we share.

nice try fbi

I know you said it’s fake but this is shit

FBI

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this thread is level 100 fucked lol

that's my fetish

>Be me, 16, m
>hanging with cousin, 11, f, tomboyish
>cousin loves DBZ
>Invent fake fighting game, throw fake 'ki attacks', whatever, makes her happy
>Turns to grappling
>Kids love being tossed around, turned upside gone and shit. I'm a big dude, even at 16 (played d-line football), and for some reason kids love it when I manhandle them.
>Piledriver position
>She's wearing boy shorts, they slip. No underwear. Certainly just an oversight, not
> Realize girl parts right in front of face
>HornyOveride.exe
>"Trip" during fight, "fall" onto my back, nudge her shorts, smooth bare pussy.
>Muffled "yell" that she "got me".
>She giggles, grinds into me to keep me "pinned"
>Start licking, hot and a little metallic.
>She stops giggling.
>#gonethisfar
>Gently, so gently, find her nub with the tongue.
>She starts breathing heavy.
>She shudders, wiggles, little moans. Work that tongue on clit, cunt, ass. She is a tiny little thing so its not hard to get everywhere. I think cums, maybe a few times. Maybe not full on orgasms at that age, but cute, shuddering and sticky fun.
>Knock on door, throw her off, she is all sweaty, my face is soaked, but don't get caught
>Never talk about it, never happens again.

She is a lesbian now. I wonder how much my actions contributed to that. She certainly seemed to enjoy it, and like I said I never did anything else to her (no penetration, never had her touch my dick or anything, but my hard on would have been...evident... but she was also pre-occupied and probably not noticing shit). Ah well, mystifies of life.

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I know right!!! Who would thought that now that we know they watch every post.

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She's probably aware in retrospect that you are a pedophile. I wonder if she gets creeped out in your presence knowing that you secretly want to molest little girls like you molested her

She raped him though. Poor user just wanted to play game.

>a loli will never rape you

There goes that fantasy.

I'd like to fall asleep in the vicinity of a loli, preferably in an armchair and wake up bound tightly to it with the loli now looking much like this as she settles in to dominate me for an evening. She would punish me physically, ride my face to at least a few orgasms, force me to eat her ass and use me as a human dildo.

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Nice tits, moar?

Kik me anon755

Kik me _user_75

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Still banned?

a cute asian loli once showed me her pussy while i was on omegle once.

the complete and utter fuck is this

Lolicon. AKA sexy little girls who totally need my tongue and/or penis in their butts..

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arousing

how old

definitely a literal loli. I didnt ask but i would be surprised if she was above 12. Crazy part was her showing me was her idea, before that she was showing me her feet because i had asked.

Are you American?

What the fuck is this shit and why are these not lolis? Get the fuck out faggot.

Hello pedofriends

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Are todcons the loli thread equivalent of footfags?

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this expression is not sexy

What do you prefer, todds poster or teen "lolis", I think we can clearly who is the lesser cancer.

But whatever I'll post normal lolis then

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i prefer it when there are only normal lolis, dont understand why you wouldn't just make a todcon thread instead

It's time to leave, FBI. You're glowing again.

You boys got a kik chat?

Being a pedo ain't illegal as far as I know

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On advice of an user in another thread a little over a month ago I go roller skating. Lolis galore. Any age, color and look you can imagine. Dress code is apparently short shorts and crop tops. I've seen strippers who wear more clothes between sets than these girls. After about 40 minutes of skating in circles looking at the tightest asses god has ever created the DJ comes on and says their going to have a couples only skate, so I go sit down in a corner as far away from anyone else that I can get.
I'm sitting there pretending to look at my phone and wondering how, or if I should risk taking some creeper pics when a girl, maybe 14 skates up and sits down beside me.
"Hey Perv" she says in a voice that was friendlier than the phrase would imply.
"What?" I say half confused and concerned I've been found out.
"You're here alone, right?"
"Yeah"
"The only reason men come here alone is because they're pervs. So you're a perv, right?"
"Listen, I don't think you..."
She cuts me off "Do you live alone?"
"None of your business" I say
"I've got a deal for you, .......

So long as the boobs aren't excessive definitely teen, but part of that might be the soft spot I have for Marie Rose.

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The laws are basically crafted to come as close as possible to criminalizing pedophilia outright

This already sounds 100% fabricated, but go on...

i like where this is going.

Marie rose isn't even a loli, it's fine to like her as long as you don't post her

Yeah, but I think it'll be soften eventually, our time shall come once the LGBT bullshit don't have anything more to fight for

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i want a loli to call me a perv

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She is of correct proportions to be a young teen. I don't care how old they say she is, they only did so so it's more acceptable for grown men to wail on her.

Her age doesn't matter, she looks fucking old in most of the pics I've seen of her, she's not a loli, sorry to break that to you

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She gestures for another girl to come over. "Genny and I are lesbians" she says indicating a somewhat smaller and lighter girl who I hadn't realized was watching all of this.
"and we do a cam show for money, but we need a place to do it tonight because we can't do it at home."
......and that's as far as I've gotten.

FBI niggers are trying to keep all the loli pucci to themselves!!!

>Maria rose idiot again
Why doesn't this guy just fuck off?

You niggers need jesus

Those are some sexy cartoons

Jesus Christ is my nigga

I've got a ton of Marie Rose stuff, almost all to large to post here. I think she qualifies as a loli. Technically I think she would qualify as ephebophillian, but still just as morally and legally questionable as pedo.

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>morally
No.
>legally
Yes.

I just found out this 14 year old said she's an undercover cop! Such great talent at a young age....

What's it like to play moral police in an ocean of shit and piss?

what the actual fuck have i witnessed

Jesus christ is a by product of pedophilia.

I know right

Not even, legally you're only a pedo if you're attracted to pre-teens (so under 11-12yo) and probably looks old enough to be legal in most european countries, morally, more or less the whole fucking world is ephebophile to some degrees, as you can barely tell the difference between a 16yo and a 20yo body-wise

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As far as game-girls go Sarah probably hold the title of most popular

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this comment belongs to a butthurt female
everybody point and laugh

I`m working at a phone repair shop that also handles UPS packages. We always ask for ID whenever a customer comes for a package. One day this hot light brown girl with DD tits and an ass bigger than my ghetto nigga gf walks in. I asked for her ID and saw that she was 14 years old. I just couldn`t believe how a kid could look more developed than most 20+ year olds.

>I just couldn`t believe how a kid could look more developed than most 20+ year olds.
Some girls hit puberty fast and hard. That's why I don't care at all for teens, because a good portion can easily pass for adults.

>DD tits
>hot

>that's because you envy the young
Goddammit

i had an ex like that, a real cutie too

turns out she was a fattie before puberty hit, apparently it makes girls mature faster or something

>be me
>meet brand new people online
>fight with roommate
>move in with new people I just met
>new people have a 6yo daughter who is suprisingly tall and filled out for her age
>now that I'm living here, helping take care of her is part of my job
>her bedroom gets quiet, so I go to check on her
>open her door and holy fuck, flatchest.jpg
>topless 6yo smiles and giggles at me
>fastforward some weeks, room goes quiet, which is unusual
>open her door, see her on her bed with rhe back of her pants down with her hands behind her
>her face is firetruck red, her arms making small motions to slide something out of what I assumed to be her ass while also trying to pull her pants up
>I leave her bedroom after yelling at her to put her fucking clothes on
>fastforward
>summertime and its damn near 43 degrees
>6yo decides to not wear panties under loose shorts
>she climbs on the sofa, sits spread eagle
>I glance back to check on her, but
HoLyFucKingHeLLlOliPuSsy
>I stay calm cause others are in the room, but started taking candid pics and occasional glances in her general direction
>glance back again later and she has her hand between her legs, fingering and rubbing herself, and when I realise what shes doing she locks eyes with me and shyly pulls her hand away
>talked to her mom about it, who admits shes caught her daughter masturbating before but didn't know where or when she could have learned the behavior
>stroked my cock hard as fuck to the pics I took before deleting them
>best few orgasms in my life

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kek

Look at this, now they're admitting it.

Now? This isn't new. Some accept what they are others don't.

I honestly don't get how Lee didn't fuck Clementine when he first met her while she came out of that tree house. So unrealistic

also once got a 14 year old (not necessarily a loli) to strip and masturbate for me. She seemed real slutty and since she was a dancer she even did some stretches for me while naked.

MORE STORIES YOU CUNTS I'M NOT DONE MASTURBATING

Your dicks are going to love this

>birth
The doctor didn't like my mother's cough. So after some examinations , my mother was told she had lung cancer and had 2 years left to live while holding a 2 day old baby in her hands.

>4years old.
My mom stuck it out until 1 month after my 4th birthday.
A couple of weeks later my father came into my room and started licking my pussy. I don't remember when he started fingering me or when he made me give him handjobs and blowjobs but I very clearly remember the first time he got balls deep in me. Because that hurt like hell. He gave up trying my pussy so he fucked my ass instead.

>5years old
I remember clearly what my daily life was like at that age. I remember playing with the neighbourhood kids hearing my dad call my name and telling me to clean my room. Then going home, into the bathroom. Grabbing a douche filling it with warm water and using it to clean my ass. He wanted me clean for the night's where we were going to fuck for hours.

>7years old.
At 7 he was obsessed with my pussy , he felt a need to go balls deep in both holes something he never managed to do as I was to shallow for him. He bottomed me out at at 2/3 dick and that frustrated him to no end. But he must have felt some pleasure in cockpunching the cervix of a 7year old because he never took it easy while trying to go deeper.

Requesting lolis taking big cocks

My dick doesn't love this, it's fucking disturbing holy shit

Cont....

>8 years old
He got a big promotion so we started taking a lot of vacations. I have the honor of having been fucked on all continents (minus Antarctica) at age 8.
We continued going on plenty of vacations for the next few years but at 8 we went everywhere.
We also did a Caribbean cruise where we had 2 full days at sea. I ate all meals with my ass or pussy filled cum.

>10 years old.
He was a lot online and meet guys simular to him. So on one vacation we meet a online friend of his.
That was my first time with 2 dicks inn me. My dad would not
Let the other guy fuck me but I had to blow him as my dad filled me up.

>cockpunching the cervix of a 7year old
>been fucked on all continents (minus Antarctica) at age 8
That is indeed hot user. Continue please.

Are you okay? Are you in therapy?

Can’t get into it. I have this feeling you’re a larping fatass.

The story is probably fake most if not all of them are

kinda hot

Cont...

>11years old
He got a new obsession with anal. Not fucking or eating ass but using progressively larger toys to stretch my ass. He would then leave the new large toy inn my ass as he fucked my pussy.
The biggest I got was a full tallboy in my ass. So naturally he felt that was how I was gonna give him beers from then on ( only lasted a week)

Skipping 12 and 13.

>14years old
My life had been comparable to that of a service animal all I was missing was a leash and collar. But that all changed 3 months before my 15th birthday.
It was a Friday night and dad had sent me a message telling me to clean up (aka enema my ass clean) he had a need for an all nighter. So I did and sat down in front of the tv to wait.
An hour passed and he should have been home a long time ago. Then the doorbell rang, it was 2 female cops.
My father had been Tboned by a runaway truck and had died. All I can remember thinking was that my asshole was clean so he can't die now.
A neighbour took me inn for 2 days while my aunt flew out to take care of me. After the funerals (He had a co-worker in the car who also lived on our block) I moved cross country to live with my aunt, uncle and 2 cousins (15 year old Girl, 19year old boy) they had quickly turned a spare bedroom into a room for me. Because my dad never recorded us there was no proof of anything dirty in the house other then some sextoys in his closet. But a single guy dating all the time(lie he told) might have that right?
My very first night with my family was the first night of my next round of being abused.
As I was falling asleep my 19year old cousin walked I to my room , lifted away my blanket and said "this is how we do it in this house" and started raping me.
He was smaller then dad but a lot rougher.
This happened almost every other night. After he came he gave me a tray of Plan B and said I should get on the pill, I already was thanks to dad.
This continued almost every other night for almost a year

Of course they're all fake user

anyone else have stories like this? Been doing this since 2011 and i know im not the only one judging by the amount of dicks i see on those sites.

>dad dies
>live with cousins
>get raped again right way by cousin after your dad died and no one knew you were abused
Yeah okay lmao sure that happened. Nice story

>Skipping 12 and 13
Why?

Probably couldn’t think of anything and wanted to wrap up the story.

Cool story user. Gonna save this and use it to flesh out a much better story. Thanks for the inspiration.

>help kids with their homework at school after their school day
>in the previous semester, there were these three cute third-graders with each a lovely distinct and playful personality
>they always fought over who could sit beside me ;__:
>keep teaching and helping them with their assignments the best I can
>constantly feel I must do better, for those kids deserve the absolute best
>receive valentine cards, hugs, and all sort of lovely little gestures from the kids
>one day one of the previously mentioned little girls wanted to walk with me to the bus stop nearby afterwards
>shit was cash but at the same time be anxious I might get weird glances

Best job ever. When I first started, I sometimes felt kind of sick after the lessons, because my brain literally swam with dopamine. In other words my mind could not handle my happiness lol.

And I know what some might be thinking. I'm no threat to any kids, though I feel attracted to them. I'd give my miserable worthless life to save any of those lovely celestial beings.