God-tier jobs thread:
>What job you have
>How much you get paid
>How easy is job/how much actual work you do
Anons of Yea Forums with easy god tier high paying jobs, recommend me a job that will make my life more comfortable with the least amount of training or work.
Maintenance, i get 20k a year but i do nothing half a day so its ok, go be a construction site supervisor, they do nothing all day long and have good wages.
Environment and infrastructure inspector
29/hr, usually 60-70 hours a week.
No college, only a few certifications.
Pretty easy day to day, gotta be able to wake up stupid early sometimes, but that's with anything in construction.
>Kindergarten teacher
>21k a year
>I do alot. Teaching, nursing, cleaning, documenting, dealing with parents etc. But I get alot out of it. Seeing the little children grow and explore the world around them. Interacting with them.
And I also get to have little cute girls sitting on my lap while I get rock hard. And feeling them and smelling them. Nothing more then that though.
20k a year isn't a livable wage unless you live at home with mommy.
I hope you die in a fire
Software Tester
40€/h
Very easy
Why would I buy a house when my moms is paid off and she wont live forever so it'll be mine one day. You're the cuck who slaves away just to be broke at the end of the month I'd stay and argue with you but my chicken tendies are ready
Depends where you're from. I know enough people that make 20k a year and are able to sustain a full lifestyle.
This is in the Netherlands btw.
Maintenance welder at a massive steel manufacturing facility. I do about 3 hours of work a day and get paid 37 an h, do basically just walk around and talk to people.
Sometimes I get a full week of work on a big project but it's rare.
I run an office of IT consultants $100k+ USD on the pay fun work environment but the hours and job is a pain and sometimes the work is overbearing
Yes I'm broke at the end of every month because I make 5x as much as you in a year. Makes perfect sense
Data Scientist
80k €
Set up fun projects then unleash an army of cheap Indian programmers to do the shitty parts.
>SVP/Head of Software Engineering, Digital Innovation and QA
>460k base
>~120k bonus(profit share + performance)
>1200/mo car allowance
>Around 60-70 hours/week and on call 24/7 including holidays
>Job is not too hard
Do some techfag job. You can fuck around a lot and be creative with it. Same for engineering but that shit needs a lot of things and probably the techfag job gives you a lot more money too
Yeah 20k netherland dollars is probably different than usd. A cheap apartment here is 1k a month for 1 bedroom, so that's 12k on rent alone
Elevator union, just an apprentice now and I'll probably bust $70k this year. By the time I become a mechanic the rate will be $50/hr and with overtime it shouldn't be hard to hit $150k. The benefits are insane as well, best healthcare in America.
Former Ironworker here
Heard elevator in most towns is hard to get in to, did you know someone?
1k a month on rent in the Netherlands? You in the randstad? Go slightly out of there to a smaller city and you have places that are 400-600 euros a month for 1-2 room apartments.
I currently spend about 1k a month total on rent, heat, water, electricity and internet/tv and it's only half an hour or so to Amsterdam by train
Why exclusively a fire? I am not hurting a soul. Would never ever hurt a kid. They are too precious. I cant help that some of them are cute.
I run an aquarium maintenance and aquascape design consultancy.
45k/yr
I talk on the phone and do water changes on tanks up to 5000 gallons.
Pretty damn easy twiddling your thumbs in the down time.
spray tan yourself like a beaner and get a big fake mustache and wear cowboy outfit. next go down to the local hardware store 45 min before they open and hang out front. Contractors will come by and hire you either by hour or by the job amd will pay well.
>Netherland dollars
..ffs lol
USDA shell egg grader
My base salary is like $35k a year, and that's not counting all the overtime I get.
4 10 hour days a week with 3 days off back to back if I don't pick up a shift.
I've only been out of training for 2 weeks now, and I can already say with certainty that it's by far the best and easiest job I've ever had and plan on being there for the rest of my working career.
I look at eggs all day, hit my 1 in 100 case sample number, make sure my logs and paperwork are done right, and that's all I gotta do. Heaviest thing I lift is maybe 60 pounds. The hardest thing I have to do is export and certification paperwork and stuff and using the authority I have in the plants I work in, but that'll come easier with time.
Did you know Pennsylvania supplies a good chunk of the eggs to the United States? Like second or third highest supplier I think? And second or third highest supplier of dairy products throughout the US? I sure as fuck didn't. But now I do, and so do you.
IT coordinator
45k / yr
I'm off at 4 at the latest so it's pretty cool. Not a bad job for someone with just a hs diploma. Im 26 and just starting college this year. I tried to make it as a professional mma fighter but certain injuries and circumstances made that untenable. Now I'm hoping to make enough money off tech to semi retire early and open my own gym.
Web dev
18 year old
22 euros an hour
20 hours a week from home
Also 40% of project price.
2 projects a week
Estimated project cost is 3k
Do the maths
In USA not Netherlands
I live in Den Haag
1.8k rent a month
The fuck
everyone stop the faggotry in this thread right now and one of you post a higher res pic of this
Navy Nuclear Electronics Technician / Reactor Operator
enlisted -> shit pay
cool job tho
>audio engineer
>in a big USA city
>work with rappers and singers all day
>smoke weed and drink on the job
>own the studio and self employed
>$40/hr
>raising to $60/hr in 6 months
>no ceiling on potential hourly earnings
>self taught
Community intellectual disability nurse
>paid to get a masters degree
>fast track promotion
>never get hands dirty
>meet chill people every day
>work predominantly with women who faun over the only male there
>spend time getting paid to drive my car listening to tunes/podcasts
>help people every day
wwyd thread
City analyst - 55 an hour. Non union role with union benefits - 8 weeks vacation + pension 7 hour work day. Only really work a couple hours a day
you got scammed bro
look for another place
Silkscreen printing
just shy off 1.8k a month
Busting my ass off/close to a burn-out
>60-70 hours a week
>all day every day on call
Man, that's no life. I'd start investing, and try to live off the interest. You got enough capital to make that work.
Supply chain manager for defense contractor. I basically forward emails around all day and look at Yea Forums. They pay me $111k per year plus bonus and benefits and everyone thinks I'm holding this factory together.
Lazy fuck
Dude really? 1.8k month? That’s only like 10 bucks an hour? Not even min wage is it? Silkscreen operator jobs around me would start 20hr easy
software development / IT
started at 55, been doing it 7 years and make 115k now. I work 6-8 hours a day but rarely more than 45-50 hours a week.
Thought about doing this. I was a producer/engineer for years for friends. Got plenty of experience. How much startup capital do you need to get that going? And how did you promote your business initially?
>started at 55, been doing it 7 years
so you're 62 now?
get away from Yea Forums old man
you are dumb. 55 is the salary
1. Machine Learning Engineer
2. $105,000
3. 2-3 hours a day working remotely, waking up at 11am and starting the day in the hot tub then banging my QT GF every night
I'm 24, I remember when I was a fat little 13 year old on Yea Forums and my life sucked, I was smart and good at math back then. Get good and you can have my life too. No degree or parent help.
This is min wage... Netherlands
I have no papers or what so ever
$55 a year, and I'm the dumb one?
It's becoming easier, used to be you had to be a family member or real close friend. I worked at an elevator company doing non-union work (wasn't a scab, just a niche line of work, no union for it) and made friends with the guys. One of them told me when the applications we're opening up. I took off work and started my application at 9am, they were closed by 11am I think.
Not your OP but: Read some interviews with Steve Albini. He talks about how he started. Basically be part of a scene, reach out to nobodies and record them for free, you will start getting recognition and can charge when people come to you etc.
Or advertise.
BUT: A real recording studio requires tons of upfront capital. Not only that is requires a ton of knowledge, AND you are working with people constantly, constantly in negotiation. It can be stressfull. Especially when labels get involved.
>literal bait image
>gets baited still
life must be really, really hard for you
Boeing wire shop installer
$33ish an hour, 6.5 hours a day, paid for 8 cause 3rd shift
Currently I do fuck all because our rate went down from the 737 shit, and because 1st shift are a bunch of primadonnas that hog all the work.
I put my money together with my best friend/business partner, coupled with gear I had personally amassed (producer here too).
Initially and even today most of my business is word of mouth.
I record and mix a song for a client and they play it for their friends, who are typically musicians too. The friend asks where it was recorded/mixed and I am referred.
However using social media works great too.
You're gonna need a powerful PC and about $2k of gear on the low end to start, not to mention a treated room, which you can rent.
I live in Utrecht 360,- a month 30m2, know your rights newfags.
>living like a child
>know your rights
what are you even on about?
cringe
the quality of your work must be terrible
t. audio engineer
I'd say we are on the cusp of being a fully commercial recording studio. Luckily I've formed a team around me that handles things outside of the actual recording and mixing.
Compartmentalization is key.
pretty cool indeed
i work as an assistant to a member of parliament, pay is nothing to brag about but the idea of a btard working in a parliament is pretty nice, in a horrifying way
pic might not be related
Whataburger manager
I make around 50k a year
It's pretty easy the only hard part is having to deal with assholes who come in and complain about the dumbest of shit and taking notes on the foods and such in the back. But honestly for a guy who's in University and making 50k as a side job, I like it it's not a dream job but whatever helps pay for college and keeps me away from my crazy fucking parents then I'm not complaining
Thanks for the tip. I have the knowledge. I just need the equipment. Also the time. Can't really afford to take time off of work, so it'd probably be a weekend gig at first.
I got the beefy PC. Very beefy, in fact. And 2K would be easy to get ahold of. I'd probably be spending closer to 10ish. But the real trouble is figuring out a schedule. How did you make the transition from normal job to engineering?
Lol. Neckbearding this hard. Your moms house will still be there after your mommy isnt.
Can I meet the queen?
Musician (drummer of a touring rock band)
About 30k/yr (USA)
Job is super easy, hardest part is moving gear. I also get to drink and smoke pot at work. Mostly comped meals, drinks, etc, which helps make up for lower pay.
Im on about the fact that in the Netherlands they're max rents, unless your stupid/ unfortunate enough to rent a room in the private sector.
Warehouse.
21 dollars / hour
37 a week.
40% taxes.
Shit work, I quit this week.
my god I wish I had admin, I'd track you down and rip your fucking head off
Table Games Dealer
Part time, I average about 25 hours a week
Around $50 an hour
Only downside is I have to deal with a lot of whiny degenerates, but the job is easy as hell and pays well.
Do you have the knowledge?
If i have a compressor after a delay on an aux and the compressor is sidechained to the main vocal with a 100ms attack and a 250ms release, what is being accomplished?
Fairly typical setup you'll see.
>What job you have
>How much you get paid
Aka the first thing women ask me on a date
Spoiler: I always lie
Not a God tier job but has great bonuses.
I'm a cleaner for a school.
Minimum wage or there abouts is standard.
Work 20 hours a week, 4 hours a day so that leaves me with a fair bit of free time in the day.
Bonus, I get paid student holidays.
I have 3 more days until school summer holiday, then I get 5 weeks off work. I get around 12 weeks holiday a year.
Other bonuses, if you are a good cleaner you can get ahead of the job.
I can do "4 hours" of work in about 2 hours. I'm typing this while at work right now.
Being a cleaner you get to know all the secrets.
Extra super bonus are the Sixth form students flirting with you.
>respiratory therapist
>$37 /hr
>easy
I work at a rural hospital, some nights I sit for several hours on my laptop with nothing to do, other nights I'm busy all night. Compared to a downtown hospital which are so busy every day you cannot sit down to eat
Was in the military, discovered a medical condition while in and had surgery. Got out and applied for disability, got 100% service connected. I get 40K/year pension for the rest of my life, have a day job in tech support for a security company making 50K. I take maybe 6 calls a day for simple shit. Pretty god tier I think. The money I make from the day job pays all the bills and my pension gets invested. I’m 40 now and I’ll be able to retire in a few years. There’s no easy mode for you, unfortunately. It takes work and patience, two things that most people in your generation have no interest in. I could have just lived off my pension for years and just played video games and became fat and lazy but I get up everyday and go to work and play the game like everyone else, a wage cuck if you will. But I’ve used the system to my benefit by a chance occurrence and family badgering me daily for a year to apply for disability, which took 2 years of bureaucracy to finally get. Got a degree with the GI bill, worked long hours as an electronics tech for 15 years and now I sit at a desk do 8 and skate. It’s the best I could do without being privileged.
How do I get into this with no experience or training? I'm seeing shit online for 6-month courses, but are they legit? is there hope for me?
CEO
190k/yr
I sit at home and play video games and travel. attend board meetings twice a month
House detailer( window washing and gutter cleaning and the odd power wash job)
38k/year no benefits
Working outside has it benefits, but ultimately it comes down to my boss being an absolute shit head. I'm shocked he is still in business with how he operates and treats customers.
what kind of business?
I was a methane inspector from 2002-2005 in Southern California. I worked anywhere from Oakland to San Diego and from the coast to the river...
I was paid to watch people work. Most of the time I sat in my brand new truck with the AC blasting and played Pokemon in my Gameboy. It was awesome. I had unrestricted access to damn near anywhere and could shut down a site at will. Made bank, owned a home at 22, paid cash. Bought and sold my way to the top. Now I'm selling properties to Koreans for 14x what I paid and have been retired for just over 10 years...
Meth pipes for the win
>Construction clerk
>2$/h, 10hours x 5days
>8/10 hard
Fuck it all
although you're saying that nothing progresses past them sitting on your lap. Come on, get some help with being attracted to children...
im one of those cheap indian programmers. im in india looking for a job. Can u tell me how can i be a data scientist. what all did u do to become a data scientist. I want to be in ur position after some time. Please help me if ur still there. i feel like dying.
I have like 0,6 dollar in a hour. Living with 100 bucks for a month, selling some electronics unofficially. I am unemployable, since I am trap(TS,) and government don't what to change my documents. And in a country I stuck you can be killed for it. And you can be fired if you have a tattoo or something like this. Still it's my fault, everybody can do a freelance or something online, but I just stuck with severe depression and suicide thoughts. Can't whoring myself. If someday I can afford psychiatrist.. But, I have an idea, like trying to find some hardcore Master/Dom (I am into bdsm stuff) and live through his desires, locked up in basement.
At least you have a degree faggot
when did u start learning coding?
Retired. $83k per year from two pensions. I worked my ass off my entire life, never was unemployed and am now reaping the fruits of my labor. Life is good!
I'm getting royalties and investments returns totalling 220k a year. I say I'm retired (I'm 32) but will eventually have to do something or that amount will lower
Hey Chad, breaking news: a degree is of no fucking use. My only aim is to get rich as fuck. People get rich as fuck with no degree too. I wish i wasnt born in india. If i was born in US i wouldnt have ever gone to University.In India there is no survival without a degree, at least in US u can work at a McDonalds and get a decent pay.
IT services outsourced to companies
Business analyst for one of the biggest banks in the world. I work from home in the middle of nowhere with zero cost of living and make 80k a year to do roughly 4 hours of actual work a week.
I bought a USB dongle that wiggles my mouse every 5 minutes to keep my status as 'active' and fuck around the rest of the day playing video games with my friends. I jerk off a couple times a day out of boredom.
Some high quality bait right there
>Commerical Real Estate Developer
>$4m - 6m net avg a year
>5/10 not that hard
You probably live way over your budget and are broke. Probably have a nice house with an expensive mortgage and probably have a nice car with an expensive payment. Insurance, utility bills etc. I have zero bills and drive a 98 Honda civic. I win.
DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET!
That's awesome. You sound like you know what you're doing. Best of luck and enjoy your youth!
i shit at my house but i have seen people shit on streets omw to college when i took a shortcut and had to go thru some village type area. It was my first time seeing and i have to say you people have the right to make fun of indians becoz we should have figured this out by now. Population is so much. i hate being here. theres like 10 guys for every one chick. i hate being here. i wish i could marry a fat cow in the US just to get a green card
Based.
And the one chick is not even pretty. She mostly look like Reyansh but with longer hair. Also she smells of chicken tika masala. And can I ask you a question? What the fuck is wrong with you guys and your mustaches?
had me in the first half not gonna lie
buddy im not like the general population. im fair as fuck so much so its uncomfortable for me coz people keep looking at me thinking im not from here and also ugly chicks keep flirting with me. apparently people here love fair skin color.
Also I keep a clean shave most of the time or just some stubble i dont keep mustache
and every moment here in this country is filled with cringe and is a bruh moment, believe me. indians are the cringiest people ull ever meet. There are good people too who follow the internet culture and have adopted western behavior.
Thank you
In that case move to USA/Europe wherever with good economy. Those people without degree won't get rich in India for sure and as you've a desire for monies, doing anything in a developed country will do the trick for you.
Also;
>get rich as fuck
A bit shallow, but whatever rocks your boat
I'm kind of getting fond of you. I'll stop the hate. I like you now. So we can discuss your co-citizen in a partnership way. Lol. When some indian guys ask a celebrity to marry them or show them their bobs and vagine. What the hell. Is that traditional courtship in India?
This somehow felt more cringe than someone saying lol in real life. Just post the fucking meme.
Sorry, went to go make some food.
I believe the delay effect will be compressed when the main vocals are coming through, so it doesn't overpower the vocals, and then released when the main signal ends to make the delay effect a bit more present in the mix.
Do I pass?
10/10
How do I become a nurse in this field? How easy is it to get laid as a male nurse?
In USA not Netherlands
That's a bunch of probablys. You're probably right. But bitches dig silk sheets nigga step you game up
Who is she tho?
Cybersecurity consultant... ~95-100k $USD per year.
Hours are OKish although there are periods where I'll work 12-14 hours a day for long stretches. Work is not too difficult but it's hard keeping high outputs for long stretches... usually i'll slack off a bit once in a while to keep myself in check.
Overall job is real fun and exciting, most people in the field are amazing.
Skye Blue
When I read that at first, I thought it said "cybersexuality consultant"
have a (you)
Easiest job I ever had was working for the government running computers.
We would play spades all night long on midnight shift.
No responsibilities when I left work.
All I had to do was get up, go to work, start the nightly backup, then fuck off for 8 hours.
Ok user
At first we see what we want ;)
Now I have responsibility.
Sure I get paid more but it's like, I'd rather fuck off and get paid less and not get calls during off hours from idiots.
chemical engineer
115k / yr
sit at a computer screen for 12 hr shifts only work 14 days a month super easy degree was decently hard
>e 60 pounds. The hardest thing I have to do
No u.
I would definitely go in for that job. I don't even care what the job description is, I just want that title on my resume.
>claiming all that
only a fool would believe that as a fact.
Video editing, freelance. Have worked on stuff from editing streams into clips, podcasts to amateur porn.
Pay varies
27 / Govt industrial security / $21 an hour with an additional health and wellness pay, PTO and Sick Leave separate, and a pension
I spend all day on my phone, doing maybe an hour of email response a day.
Forklift road mechanic. I drive a van around from place to place to fix shit. Most of the time it's easy changing hydraulic lines and shit. Half my day is spent sitting in an air conditioned van. The other half of my day is spent working or calling for parts. I clear 50k a year after taxes. It's not a bad job at all.
>What job you have
Senior Software Engineer
>How much you get paid
60k Euros
>How easy is job/how much actual work you do
Easy. Also, 35 paid days off a year, 1 day a week working from home.
3d Artist for a game Dev during the week (sometimes weekends). Pays well. I'm also a camwhore and shoot porn on weekends. Which covers my rent and other bills.
How did you get into that career? I'm trying to get into construction but no one seems to want me, since I've got no experience and I can't speak Spanish (CA).
post tits and/or feminine benis
>recommend me a job that will make my life more comfortable with the least amount of training or work.
I hear there is a lot of money to be made sucking dick (as long as you insist on getting paid in cash and not meth)
33/hr
VMWare Operations Manager admin
70k yr
Work from home every day.
Literally played vidya for 2 weeks straight on the clock once
Mathematician
80K
Time consuming/ a lot of work solving Nash equilibrium problems for energy markets
Lead Generation Manager / Sales Representative at a Tech Outsourcing company in Ukraine.
300 usd a month.
You add CEO/CTO's emails to a marketing tool and it sends them. Shit's debilitating.
yeah, sys admin, 69k, i played wow for like 6 months and no one knew. (not I shit post and watch youtube so it's ok)
Fireman in a oil industry.
When you work..YOU FUCKING WORK!! But..most of the time you chill, and are payed quite good for it.
Bonus: You can easily die, so that is a bonus.
OP here. How do you get into the firefighting oil field? What's the pay like? I have a degree in fire protection technology. My plan is to take civil service test for my local city fd.
all you're getting
Christ alive, I bet you get good tips.
Will you be my sugar momma and pay for all my stuff?
no thanks
I do IT in Law. I've only just started but we make decent money - the career path is steady but to get a raise you need to jump around or so I understand. Also they make stupid money so they don't cheap out on the teams, no jack of all trades bullshit which means work is generally chill
What could I get for $1000?
Herpes
I'll take it.
Private security
I sit on my arse and work if there's an alarm. Normally there isn't.
About 40k
I dont have herpes. Plus I only camwhore and when i say shoot porn i mean that I'm behind the camera not in front of it.
its the easiest field to get into, as it has fewer people attending because people don;t know it exists (in the uk)
and it has been very helpful ;)
Work as a lighting and sound engineer in a theatre in London, so I press a button everytime there’s a lighting cue on stage, and for the music segments and dance segments the lighting is automatically planned out so that it syncs with the music, less room for human error
I sit there for about 3 hours twice a day and I get a cut from the sales made each evening since I’m not employed by the theatre but by the company that makes the play.
On average it’s about £500 a show, and most days there’s 2 shows a day, and I get extra for being present for rehearsals, so without rehearsals it’s about 5k a week since we don’t do shows on Mondays and don’t have a matinee every day.
Only thing is I have to fix any blown lightbulbs and install new lights and speakers if we replace them, and sync up the microphones. It’s pretty easy for the money I make, though I don’t get much time off, but I don’t really care
any Yea Forumsros have advice on becoming a bartender? or good tips for someone starting out?
What type of objects do you make btw? Or do you do characters?
Refrigeration tech aka Ice cream man.
48/hr
30-70 hours a week depending on winter or sunmer.
No ice cream machines go down in my area you swine.
Not a money maker.
With in that you probably suck.
t. audio engineer
characters mostly
director in a finance consulting company in switzerland. 240k a year plus i make some extra cash (around 40k) with crowdlending / ETF and arbitrage trading.
At least link ur camwhore profile u dumb larp fake lol u even censored eyes not like people jerk off to you live
I usually do private shows only
Sure
Nurse Anesthesia
220k
Job is actually pretty fucking hard. Shifts are mental too because i work at a children's hospital
How much for a private show?
Kill anyone yet?
Maintenance jobs really vary in pay and amount of shit to do.
But it's still one of the better careers to get in to.
>>What job you have
research associate at university
>>How much you get paid
50k
>>How easy is job/how much actual work you do
theory behind is pretty difficult. the actual work is pretty easy though. I type shit into a software and it spills some results I just have to look at after
live in eastern europe (non EU)
> 24y/o lawyer
> 400$
> pretty hard and stressful
You go to school for it or start at the bottom and learn your way up
I’m a “medical” courier. Weird job title, but I deliver meds to different rehab or nursing homes. Pays 120 a night, 6 days a week. Contractor position so I don’t pay taxes through checks, just through business miles car maintenance all that shit. I drive for maybe 3hrs a night, so maybe 1.5-2 hrs of actual work. Not bad. It’s getting me through college
UPS preload supervisor
$19.55/hour
I literally get paid to watch other people bust their ass. It's not bad.
Finishing my ADN soon & wanna do this so bad eventually.
>Own medical massage establishment
>Shit
>very hard
Though I'm only in my 3rd year and profits are up 20% vs last year so one day.
No but I just got my DNP last year so i'm expecting it to happen sooner or later. Its actually really fucking easy to screw up and seriously hurt or kill someone. You have to be so meticulous about every decision you make.
Anyone have an experience in tech shit? I want to learn programming and coding just in case i get bored of learning mechanical engineer at university. I heard the pay is insane and you get to be creative.
>best healthcare in America
No sense of irony. Hope you never need that health "care" bro.
>IT specialist
>8400$ / month
>37 hours/week, mostly meetings where I tell what to do in projects, standards to follow etc. kind of project leading / CTO
Try to get your BSN as soon as possible that is my best advice Try to look at really good RN to BSN programs and also consider online degree
America has the highest standard of care when measured using legitimate standards. Survival rate of dangerous afflictions, wait times, outcomes and complications of surgical procedures, etc. Literally #1 in the world. Enjoy waiting a month to see a doctor, and then another three to get your chemo when you get cancer. At least you'll die for free.
>they do nothing all day long
How would you know? You work a shit job that pays shit money.
how did you get into methane inspection?
does it pay well?
Hey, hi. Gimme a job. Lmao
So...what would you guys recommend I do now at 30? I still have my gi bill, and I was thinking about accounting.
>I hope you die in a fire
>post deleted
Good work user.
You're saying the fire burned up his post?
how did you become a real estate developer?
He and his post spontaneously combusted.
Never forget you're easily replaceable.
I am a cable installer in commercial/business environments. I handle fiber and coax internet, analog/pots & IP phone, WEA/NID, digital and analog regen video. 26 dollars an hour, 1-2.5 hours OT daily, and 10 weeks out of the year I am on call after my shift ends. I pull about 70k with no college. Caveats are I work in extreme heat, cold, heights (poles, towers, tall buildings), lows (manholes, vaults, and comms conduits under the city) and with all types of people.
It's good money but I'm in my 30s and my knees and back are in their 60s.
That’s basically what my fiancé did, she started awhile before I did & is now a newly hired RN getting her BSN online. I’ll probably go for the same program she’s currently in when I get there or something like it bc she says it’s been great so far. Did you work as a nurse while still attending school? That’s part of my concern
Postman/mailman
£28,000 ($35,000)
Deliver letters and parcels to 400 houses, go home when finished.
Not bad at all
>solving Nash equilibrium problems for energy markets
what
how long does that take per day
You're just a female with tits taking advantage of virgin losers. Well done.
Do IT- get a CompTIA A+. I never have to do anything, and I get paid about 47,000/year as a 1st year worker
>solving Nash equilibrium problems for energy markets
Cool story bro.
>heavy equipment mechanic
>will make 90k this year
>some days are cake and easy af and other days are busting ass. Overall 6-7/10 workload
Make my own schedule
Awesome benefits
Best job I've ever had
Pretty obv fake dude
I literally taught myself how to tattoo after I went to an art school on the military's dime. So I make about 50-100 an hour (depending if I like the person) to draw on people or I do work for service trades.
AKA, an electrician wanted some work, so I said I'll do it for free if he can add 3 additional power outlets in one of my rooms. He did it and labor.
All I'm saying is that it's an easy life, young pussy everywhere and everyone wants work. Nothing like having some young girls hanging out watching me work just so they can talk. Literally like dogs in heat.
Getting something like 90k in the northern midwest.
Doing some kind of web/application support? Lot of IIS. Lot of vendor communication.
I dunno.
I'm tanking the job and wanting something else.
I actually got my BSN straight out of graduating high school. I can tell you that I worked for the first semester and a half of CRNA school as a RN and it did not work. the workload is too much to handle so i had to quit my job as a RN to focus on CRNA school
I have two siblings what do?
>>What job you have
Care home manager
>>How much you get paid
£32k
>>How easy is job/how much actual work you do
I work maybe 30 hours a week, which involves chilling in my office. I generally don't do one to one care. The only trouble I get is when the care inspectorate do spot checks although my staff are all great so there's never any mistakes. Recently got our grades up to 5/6, just need to improve our medication policy and we're highest rated. Actual work is like 15 hours a week
Summer it's around 2-3 hours, winter and Christmas time around 5 hours
>A cheap apartment here is 1k a month for 1 bedroom, so that's 12k on rent alone
Where the fuck do you live
If you haven't realized it by now, EVERYONE is subject to be fired tomorrow, if the conditions are set. You might not be easily replaceable, but you are certainly not needed for the future of the company.
Fucking snowflakes.
or just don't believe everything you read on the internet
oh look this copy pasta
10k a year two jobs , studding in uni
ama
kill them and keep the inheritance all to yourself
I work at a startup, used to work for a big company and was a little cog, somewhat expendable. I work like 60-80 hours a week for nothing near his pay, but I LOVE my job. I get to work anywhere in the world with a flexible schedule, I'm not a cog in the system so job security is at an extreme level, and I own part of my company which is already valued at 50M. So basically, I'm a millionaire. Well on paper lol.
Not to mention all the fancy rich people parties, jetting around the country, and my CEO has had multiple successful acquisitions so amazing mentor.
Meaning of story, some people like to work more than chill, and that's cool, it's also the reason billionaires don't just retire.
How bout ya join a union, ya cunt.
Military engineer
110K maxing at 120
a lot of work but the pay is good and early retirement is bomb
Be good at
SQL
R
Python
Statistics
Some machine learning (azure or tensorflow are good)
Pick a couple of Front end tools and get good at them. (Power bi, Tableau, qlikview)
Then you just need to make reports and dashboards and analytics all day. Business people generally suck at real math and will be tremendously impressed with pretty simple models when they are wrapped in pretty visualizations
Yep. Get out of India. You are not getting rich there
I'd rather get paid $45k a year with equity in a successful startup than getting paid 450k a year with free car...
my dad was an immigrant who got rich asf by joining the army then using the free college to get his degree. that could be a route for you.
Assemble 70ton excavators, work permanent day shift, £28k a year basic, unlimited overtime. Never broke a sweat doing my job. Can provide a decent life for my family and get drunk most nights. Life's good
I work as I tire technician for the transportation dept of my local school board.only make 25k a year but I get 30 days off a year and only work 230 days out of the whole year.pretty easy job tons of downtime and great fucking health insurance.
I had a chance to get into a startup, but I got bad vibes and I bailed out. Now three years later, the guy is exactly where he was when he tried to recruit me. So it seems like I made the right call, but it could turn around someday.
He gave me a whole story about how his family used to be wealthy and were business tycoons, but now they're broke. Like that was supposed to inspire me to join.
Also, my job description was about 70% of the business, but I'd only get 15% of the company.
Don't really regret it. Yet. I kinda hope he does well, but at the same time, I kinda hope he ends up a barista so I don't look like a dummy.
You go into the girls restrooms and sniff the teen girl blood on the tampon applicators huh
Fake and ghey
>Also, my job description was about 70% of the business, but I'd only get 15% of the company.
What kind of startup is it? Is he getting VC funding, or angel etc?
And fuck 15% is amazing. I only got 1% lol.. but still we plan on exiting at 1b+
Yeah, that's one of the reasons I bailed. He was planning on footing the bill with his family's leftover money. In other words, if it fails, either he screws us, or we screw him.
And also, it was meant to be a team of 5 people running the whole show. I forget what he called it, exactly. Something related to real estate. Essentially we would broker deals between construction companies and companies looking to build something.
Not the same guy but my experience in Canada was that to get into the trade it's pretty much family. My dad was a mechanic and that's how I worked in it. Hated it though. The guys were gossiping fuckers. Pretty tech illiterate too.
Head chef at Wendy’s
$23.50/hr
34 years old
Draftsman/mechanical designer . $15.60/hr . sometimes im very busy, but if i have no projects i sit on my phone all day in my office reading manga. pretty good job with amazing and supportive coworkers
>head chef
>wendy's
So you get to turn on the fryer AND salt the fries?
Nah man, he also takes the burgers OUT of the fridge and puts them ON the timed grill.
Based and witnessed
HE THE HEAD NIGGA IN CHARGE
Civilian contractor for military/government.
90k
Nothing. Sit in a shack, wait for various militaries to go through the offices to request ammo, and just escort them to where its locked up, they grab their shit, escort them out, sit in shack again.
Social Worker. 45k € p/a. I'm pretty much surfing the net 4 -5 paid hours a day because I only do real work if someone needs my counseling.
Get a job or make a business doing something you enjoy. You'll never really succeed at anything you don't enjoy. Very likely to do well when you enjoy your work.
CVICU RN
36.29/hr
Its not, I'm constantly working. Fresh hearts, MIs, vads, ecmo patients, hemodynamic stabilizing, a1/b pressors... I'm in and out of my patients room all night.
be a miner in australia. literally can start straight away with no training at like $40/h
Ayyy, brother from another mother! I do the lysozyme extraction part. Also $35k, stepped raises gives me opportunity to grow that to about $43k in about 10 years. After that, it's all raises based on training courses. Fantastic job, I get to use my head, paid breaktime, flexible planning, 3 separate locations means it's possible I have a lot of driving (which is paid both in time and fuel spent). Honestly, I have nothing to complain about.
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