Sup, Yea Forums. Planning on ending myself sometime soon, haven’t decided when or how. Looking for something quick...

Sup, Yea Forums. Planning on ending myself sometime soon, haven’t decided when or how. Looking for something quick, don’t care about pain too much(can’t get a gun, too broke, and no car). Hit me with your suggestions Yea Forums, or alternatively, your car. Pic unrelated

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An hero on cam that’s all I care

Same here. Been thinking on hanging, but it seems a little bit to girly.

Lay on the tracks and live stream it

You shouldn’t kill yourself, but if you want to, jumping from somewhere tall could work. Just don’t hide yourself or do it with something on a couch. If you die on your couch, eventually your corpse will fuse with the couch and be a painful sight. Basically make sure someone witnesses your death.

Though don’t kill yourself yet, because life gets better with time.

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give us the streaming address plz

Do something fun before you go , something that will make Yea Forums remember u foreever

If you have the dice, just play some D&D and it will be better.

Shut the fuck up faggot, suicide is the only solution from Yea Forums
Leave the gas on for two hours and let it rip, also shut the windows

As a side note, I’ve been thinking about finding a bridge with enough of a drop and going head first, but can’t quite get there without a car.

I actually quite like that one, I’m gonna look into it, thanks/b/ro.

use a belt to squeeze the two arteries in your neck. you will be unconscious in 15 seconds

I might pussy out at the last second, but I really hope I don’t. I think I’m too tired to stop myself, but I don’t want to be wrong and just repeat the cycle

No surprised you’re saying you’ll pussy out don’t post about it if you’re not gonna be about it

I don’t want to pussy out, but I’m afraid survival instincts will stop me, so I’m looking for something that will take agency from me, in a sense, so even if I do, it won’t matter

Well I’m just being an edge fag I just hope you do it live on stream for us, good luck in whatever you choose to do with your life

Big thank chief, I just hope I muster up the courage to do it soon

don't do it

user wtf are you thinking? don't do it man, please!
i've no idea what you are going through and i know i can't understand, but is this the way you are gonna deal with it?

it's either work your whole life or die. some people choose to die

Family hates me, I’m a loser in life, and my girlfriend is probably going to leave me soon(she’s been the only positive thing in my life for years, and without her I have no one). I appreciate the sentiment, but I decided this was the course I wanted to take weeks ago.

the best is ALWAYS the ribbon/silk rope to strangle yourself, with sleeping pills or alcohol.
No pain and guaranted.
Even kids use that.

Suicide is the pussy way out and you are a selfish virgin faggot if you do.

Jump in front of a train. It's a shitty thing to do but you'll be dead so what do you care.

just don't do it early morning because we gonna be late at work please

Post her nudes

Spend some time making the £100ish you would need for nitrogen oxide, painless suicide.

During in that time find a reason to live. You know what every single "jumper" who survived it said? That about 2/3 of the way down they realised just how easy all their problems were to solve and just what a mistake they'd made.

You run this shit user. Go out and do something great. If you've lost motor functions I can maybe understand, but if you're just depressed go get some therapy and drugs user.

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What would brenton do?

Heroin. Ezpz. Is my way out when I decide I've had enough of this shit ride.

A tall buildings, that's a great way to do it

I'm only half kidding of course, train is also an instant but I'd hate to be the crew cleaning your fat juice up.

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Aunt has Lou Gerigs disease, ALS however you spell it

Anyway she's saved up enough pills to kill herself once it gets too bad, that's if my cousin hasn't stolen them all already.

Yeah mate I've had a g sitting in a shoebox under the bed for a long while now. Strangely enough it almost comforts me knowing I could check out at any time

Fate favors the prepared. Mostly

>did I type this and just forget

Just had a massive heart attack too but it doesn't matter, none of this matters

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are you a cripple? get off your fucking ass and walk there. Even if you're out of shape, it's not like you're going to be sore in the morning

jump off the same bridge as Etika isn't going to be nice

So you plan to die? I suggest enjoying your new found freedom first. Risk no longer exists for you, as whatever you do is vs. 100% death rate. So take some risks and go have fun. Might embarrass yourself? You'll be dead soon. Might get killed? Better odds then 100%..

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Search for a very high cliff somewhere in the nature
Take a long walk to the cliff while thinkin bout your life.
When you arrived you can decide:
U still wanna jump? Or did it changed your mind?

Bonus: if you jump you gonna get a real nice feeling before dying

all of those things take money. you can't just do whatever you want because you feel like it

If you are not willing to steal a car for your cause you are not serious in being an hero.

Shotgun is the only way. It's 99% effective, like the birth control your mom should have been on.

Using a cute little doggo for attention you pathetic human being.

roll

>Shut up faggot and watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=4vSxehUmv3M

>find something fun to do its not like death is going to stop you
>Maybe help some people who need your help
youtube.com/watch?v=q6v_eSNVxec

Don't be a pussy user do something good or awesome before you go and I dont mean shooting unarmed faggots or some shit.
Actually go for something like pedos or criminals who make children into prostitutes.

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I heard this from my past self
inb4 if you kill yourself, the game just restarts. the same life just bounces from the beginning with no memory of a past ever being there. So if you kill yourself, youre just going to suffer again, however many times you decide to "end" it.

Stop asking for attention fag, “I don’t care about the pain” “too broke”
There are a lot of ways to get money, just get a credit card and pull money out of it and cap yourself

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True.

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Drown yourself and also stream it

>Fuck dogs
>Is a sadistic zoophile
>Mfw

Drown yourself in a stream and stream it

>force him to give me a blow job
>force him
>him

Faggot.

It your own throat. Not saying because edgelord murderer but because I've been planning that for months (got a day picked out and everything)

Though edgelords survival of said self throat cutting does add a little perspective to my plan.....

Also don't do what said. Don't let anyone witness it. First of all that's adding trauma and you're already a piece of shit why make it worse for people on your way out. Instead just make sure to do it somewhere you will be found quickly. Also a lot of almost guaranteed fatal things are only "almost guaranteed" because if they get to you fast enough you can be save (like above mentioned throat cutting)

Yeah, it wouldn't really matter if op was gonna die anyway

You seem to be a bit unsure. Like you may even pussy out. That's a sign it's not the answer. I hope I don't sound stupid in asking if you've ever received therapy or considered it?

Helium is generally not sold in concentrations higher than 80% anymore. The remaining air will keep you alive, possibly with brain damage.

This factsheet is outdated, unless you can get access to pure gasses somehow.

>this

maybe better, but all the tanks argon.

set yourself on fire and livestream it. no balls.

Most people can borrow money one way or another, if they work at it and don't care about paying it back.

Street Corner. Score some cheap but potent Heroin. Go find somewhere you can be alone for a few hours. OD and slip away.

Why you'd want to kill your self is beyond me, but that's the best way to do it I've thought of.

Go try getting I to area51 I'm sure they will end your life. Easy and fun

If you wanna die, debt doesn't matter because you'll be dead. Just overdraw from a credit card.

Omfg what if an alien grants him immortality :joy: :joy: :joy:

Suicide by cop if you are american, else just jump from someplace high.

cyanide

You can get rich this way:

>bet with a rich dude for all your assets that you will surivive a 1000m fall.
>Surivive
>Claim your money

Repeat a couple of times and you should no longer be depresed as you have a fuck ton of money on your hands

Uh oh looks like there’s an attention seeker and an edgy kid

roll again with advantage.
we 5e now.