Hey b, I am making lasagna for me and my gf

Bruh, you gonna risk eating your own cum just for the chance that GF might swallow less then a tea spoon of your cum?

You won't be able to taste it, nor will she.

I get the idea of having a hot chick eat it unknowingly, but bro, she is your GF she should already be sucking it straight from the source. If it turns you on to watch her eat cum, make some toast and cum on it or just tell her that it would be hot to watch her do. That way it's much more visual, in a sauce it could be anywhere and you won't even notice if it were going to happen

If your thing is having girls eat your cum, and your current girlfriend doesn't want too then... get another girlfriend its that simple

I see your point, I guess I'm just curious. I'll take your advice, I just know that she would not agree to eat cumtoast sober.

Btw, Oyster Sauce is so good in most tomatoe based sauces!!

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My thing isn't even watching people eat cum.. I am more into ropes and shit. I just wondered if it would taste anything.

Wtf. That's disgusting. Your Bolognese sauce should only contain tomatoes, stock, white wine, ground beef/pork (browned first), soffrito base (onions, carrots, celery), and milk at the end. Then you need to simmer it for 2 hours at least. Then put it in a pan with lasagne pasta and bechamel sauce on top, with a combination of gruyere and parmesan on top.

That's the proper way to make a lasagne you disgusting freak. Not fucking oyster sauce. Oh my Lord how disgusting. Please just don't cook and order out instead. It'll probably taste better than this nonsense.

What kind of sauce for lasagna is that? It looks like shit. Also oyster sauce in lasagna? I don't even know how it tastes but I can already tell you are butchering the italian cuisine.

I would honestly rather have you serve me just your cum on a plate than that shit, at least it would go down faster,

kys faggot

As I said, I am no master chef. I've made lasagna from the ground a few times. It's a lot of work, but good. Still not worth the time on a normal day like this.

Also, oyster sauce is underrated in cooking.

people get offended by cooking lmao

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That's not even lasagna man those are fucking noodles I know this board is about stories and falsehood but come on

You didn't even put bechamel sauce you fucking idiot. How can you call that a lasagne without bechamel sauce? It literally takes 5-10 mins to make a bechamel sauce on the stove with some flour and milk. You suck.

Looks nice did u cum in it?

Looks nice? Are you fucking blind or a homeless person who has never seen proper food before?

it's cheese

also, I know! Just felt very lazy today, and I serve it with sour cream. It usually does the trick. Lasagna is maybe the wrong word.

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Do me a favor and throw yourself together with the lasagna out of that window and tell your wife beforehand to spit on you when you land

thanks! and no, the general consensus was that is was a bad idea

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SOUR CREAM????? What the fuck dude. Just please stop. Please. You're making a mockery of food. Sour cream doesn't go with tomato sauce. They're both acidic you nincampoop. You need to balance out the flavours.

Dude where the fuck is the lasagne even. All I see is beef and tomato and cheese on top. I hope you feel bad for creating such an abomination.

That thing will fall apart easily I recommend observing it from inside the oven so you are sure nothing wrong happens

Ehhh

It's a very mild sour cream!

I don't understand. Why are you even cooking when you're this terrible? Why don't you just order out instead? You enjoy eating terrible food?

the lasagna plates were a bit too small so the ground beef sauce covered it.

Hmm, good idea! But I've made this before, and it never fell apart!

well, you see, here in Norway ordering every day is a bit expensive, and I'm not a very rich person.

I was talking about your relationship after this experience it will fall apart so hard you will volunteer to go inside the oven

Update:
The "lasagna" that is so bad that I should commit suicide and order out for the rest of my life is looking good!

I didn't cum in it thought.

This will be my last update in a while, but I will still answer questions!

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Oh, man. Lol
Your posts and peoples replies had me nearly in tears.
A part of me wishes you would have told everyone you were straight up Italian.

nah, she loves this lasagna, I just make for her a bit underdeveloped tastes. It's supposed to be as simple as possible (I'm lucky I can use garlic).

man, I wish I was Italian (or at least lived in Italy)

Well it is no wonder she can love you if she already loves that piece of shit you made

Did you maybe import her from Africa I know they didn't see a lot of food there?

It would dry up like when u wash cum off in the shower

you will not taste it. put a load in my bolongese spaghetti sauce. my gf her mum ans sis thought it was amazing .

awww

could never afford that either, she is a local

Oh I see she was probably never in a proper restaurant so she doesn't have a good taste, she probably still thinks michelin stars are a constellation

Must be asian. This also explains oyster sauce. Op you got yellow fibrosis?

jack off into the sauce you pussy

Are you the brownie guy ?

Italian here.
No you don't.

t. Italian who hates cheese
( i forced myself to tolerate mozzarella and parmigiano, or my life in here would have been unsufferable.)

btw if your girl does not eat your cum she's a disgusting selfish prick who sucks in bed and you should consider dumping her ass on the streets.

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Yes for dessert

op I understand why you'd want to cum in it, that's probably just some fucked up fetish you got and that's cool, but what's not fucking cool is the fact you put fucking oyster sauce and sour cream in lasanga, and why does it look so fucked up what else did you put in that monstrosity.

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nope, not me

also, done!

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as fucked up as oyster sauce in lasgana is that's pretty good presentation I can see why your gf hasn't left you yet.

What a pleb meal. Where is the red wine? The appetizer?

Glasses go to the right of the plates, and knives and forks should be switched. Get the empty bottle of juice out of there. Also, what the fuck are you drinking? A glass of fucking water would be more appropriate than... What is that? A soft drink? Does that say urgent?

Also how do you expect to get that lasagna out with that oversized hollow half-dildo you call a ladle?

Please tell me you guys apply for those blue parking spots and are both left handed in that case I might still find some hope in you.

Nice plates though

She’s your gf? Why doesn’t she just blow you then swallow?

Your thread made me go out and get a lasagna TV dinner. I'm going to cum in mine too.

Damn.
I love me some cheese.
Except limburger.
I either dislike it, or have yet to find the right way to eat it.

Actually looks pretty good

No, faggot

it was made from a package, so idk. I had some tomatoe paste in it, salt, pepper, garlic powder and oregano.

haha thanks!

lol

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I almost forgot.

Where is the fucking salad?

Where IS THE FUCKING SALAD?!

The only green you mongrels saw in the last month is the money that you didn't earn

kys faggots

>would you be able to taste it when it's done or not?
No way in hell, but you'll be eating your own cum faggot.

>no fresh basil
Why live?

god why is your hand so fucking white do you have a skin diesease or do you never go outside or something w/ bad lighting?

man that's bad

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we actually has salad, just made it afterwards

Someone forgot the "S" on your surge.

just called urge here lol

Fuck the haters. Cook whatever the fuck you want. I've stumbled across some awesome recipes getting a good beer buzz and throwing shit together in the kitchen. If you and your woman like it, who cares. The only issue is she isn't swallowing your loads. You gotta fix that shit.

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>same itafag

I dont really get these kitchen schyzos. Italy is full of this shitheads.

10 years ago or so if you were a cook you were segregated in the kitchen forever and nobody gave a flying fuck about you unless your cooking skills were shit.

Nowadays a cook (oh, sorry, a chef) is a celebrity. If it's not a chef, is a savoint of what is good or bad when you gotta eat. Fucking faggots the whole bunch.
Fuck this timeline so much.

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Op have you tried tasting your cum and see what’s up with that? Cause I don’t know any girl that doesn’t like to swallow cum

Stick cigarette butts in your nose, otherwise limburger is just too fucky smelling. Tastes fantastic though.

bad light, should go out more tho

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hehe, I don't mind them, it's just fun for me

yeah, any advice on how I can get her to start swallowing?

>has no money
>still buys brand adidas clothes
>gold watches

I either call bullshit or you are dumb

Looks legit.

But the taste and smell are the same, right?
I mean, not exactly of course. But taste is mostly smell.
Also wasn't too impressed the first time I had prosciutto.
But I love other funky smells and tastes

Classy.

it's a cheap casio clock that I got as a present, the pants are the only decent pants I own, but yes expensive (kinda)

basic sour cream is a pretty neutral flavour. I wouldnt say it especially goes with tomatoe based sauces (except chilli) but it sure as hell wouldnt detract from it

Yeah idk, I had an ex that I was able to barter with shit i didn't want to do for blowjobs. Maybe try to negotiate if you actually have a strong relationship, im sure theres something she wants you to do different...women bitch a lot lol. Thank god my wife loves draining my balls, prob half of why i kept her. First time she sucked me off she looked up, smiled and said "i really like that"..
Sadly, some girls hate sucking cock.

Nah, anymore and you'd be too dark.

jesus christ you mong. who the fuck puts oyster sauce in lasagna. just fucking add in a splash of spicy v8 if anything.

>milk
Wtf

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never ment as a classy dinner, just a normal wednsday

your lasagner look like poopy

They're associated of course, but that particular one is...a bit much for some. Its like lutefisk, I can way do without the smell of that shit, but its super good if you like whitefish. Smell does contribute to taste a lot though.

you have red wine and appetisers with your every day normal meals? absolute faggot. And probably fat/ I like this thread pretending they are all fucking master chefs. hilarious

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!

oyster sauce is more disgusting than your cum, and that's saying something.

Lasagna is easy as fuck to make. My wife and I make one at least once a month, more in the winter months. Also, that's a pretty pathetic looking lasagna.

Post dick

Just make her plate for her and cum under one of the layers of the noodles

she like sucking, just hates the thought of swallowing. You're lucky heh

Just came home from Greece, gonna be white as a ghost soon enough

I salute to you, hero.

no problem

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I have laughed a lot the past hour as well, this has been a delight

Kek why did I actually laugh at this

are you some kind of scandipoo? is that why you suck at cooking?

and where are the nudes of your gf?

norwegian, said earlier

and here is a pic!

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Jelly.

got any of her pussy?

stick your whole dick in there OP, why the fuck not?

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Never had lutefisk.
I sort of want to try it.
I've got a bag of lye to make some pretzels but I doubt lutefisk is something I should be making without the proper know how.

I would have had that for dinner.

>Smell does contribute to taste a lot though.

How does her fur taco taste?

I that a nipple on her thighs?

>My gf

This is why I don't come here often.

Idk, you can find proper recipes online, its pretty easy it just takes forever doing it the old school way.

Clean, unless ive been making deposits lol. I don't dig my own flavor, just not my thing.

>urge
nesten det ekleste så langt om en ser bort fra oystersausen.

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found the chef

food.com/recipe/swedish-lutefisk-12617
This is close to how i learned to do it from the grandparents. We have a few tricks but, the big thing is the wash after the lye bath, i do about 4 days of rinse, with new water each day. I like a bit of bacon grease with mine, a white sauce isn't bad either.

>adidas
>expensive
what kind of shithole do you live in?

Why not skip main course and head straight for desert and cum in her mouth.

Then eat the lasagne.

>too much salt is bad for you.

/ck/ would will know, you should ask them

wtf is wrong with you, i hope you die OP

Adding a spoon of marmite to the mince when browning is a winner.

What kind of poor artistic nordic ok-living junkies are you?

Looks bad af

"Expensive" compared to the literal exact same thing not stamped with a bunch of lines. Overpriced is probably the more accurate word.

post more nudes of your cum-hating gf. I wish to cum on them.

Tim, you making your famous sauce for the fundraiser again? Not kewl...

once i served a coffee to my gf with my cum in it for shitsn giggles. i asked her if she tastes anything or can she guess she couldt tell

How do I updoot on this chan?

best thread i seen in awhile lmfao

yeah don't eat your own cum stupid, just get her to suck your dick and don't tell her when you're about to finish and just cum in her mouth

do it faggot, you wont be able to feel it if you nut into the pot

God damn normies are pathetic. I blast my dick onto my dog girl's face all the time. Does your gf not suck dick or something?

You need a Yea Forums gold pass, bruh

I'm purchasing one as we speak with my dads credit card. Thanks fellow redditor!

Generally it’s better to actually date someone who is cum friendly, as opposed to being a degenerate loser.

Jack off in your own sauce, you faggot

>bechamel is more defined than ricotta cheese

Kill yourself.