Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find your mom on your bed like this
How do you react?

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>360

Throw on a Red Lobster bib and yell "Time to eat!" while going in for a muff dive.

My mother is not like that so would assume it's not my mother and proceed to get FUCKIN

I'd fuck that bitch hard. If I found my mom like that I'd run away as fast as I could lol

ITT post mom stories / incest stories please anons I’m fappin

How about this one:
>be me
>mom is single my whole life basically because dad left when I was a baby
>living in seperate apartament but my bedroom is directly build onto the building my mom lives in
>I can hear her having sex every now and then because the wall is so thin.
>she clearly doesnt know I can hear
>one day I find out she has a tinder profile
>oh shit thats basically where she gets her guys
>Sometimes I spy out of the window after the sex and see some men leaving
>Sometimes they seem to be as young or even younger than me (Im 28 now)
>I made a fake tinder profile of a young chad and she actually invited me over for some fun (never showed up obviously)
>I fap to the sounds of her getting fucked basically
>I plan to install some sort of hidden cam soon
>She has been driving me fucking diamonds for like the last two years with this shit

I'd be pissed because I made my bed before I left for school this morning, plus there's no tendies waiting for me when I got home.

You got nudes of your mom from Tinder?

360 means you’re facing her again, dumbass.

Not the guy that said 360, but who would not want to face that again lol

But would you walk away

no sadly she doesnt send nudes around i think. I tried to convince her but she kept saying I should find out myself in person.

>360 no scope

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retarded cuck nigger, either fuck your mom and be a degenerate or stop getting involved into your roastie moms business.

Nah she'd def get the scope

lol why so mad? I dont want to fuck her. That would be fucked up

youre still a cuck you faggot

yeah so? Maybe I like it. None of your business

Grab her by the hair and choke her on my dick, then turn her over and fuck her ass.

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you fucking stupid motherfucker

you know about michael jackson?

why would i fuck my mother when ive just finished raping yours?

Fuck her. Pussy is pussy.

Not if you moonwalk the fuck outta there. Know your memes if your're going to post.

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ok thanks for letting us know

Goddam! Would so love to be balls deep in her!
She’s fucking awesome.

Is it my imagination, or have there been record numbers of newfags around these days?

Wow Mom, you're looking pretty good for someone dead and buried for over 10 years.

Would date/marry 10/10 then pump no end of kids into her.
What a dam fine girl,and delicious pussy.

Id have a new son and a baby brother at the same time -em

>fucking Newfag

Top Kek

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>720
You have to turn around again to get away

It's summer...give them a brake as in hit the brakes after you hot them to check your vehicle for damage

You are one dumb mother fucker

Definitely. Yea Forums's far too popular.

turn around and run

Tell her to get the ffuck out of my room,, cuz i want to play some dark souls

Surprised, she has been dead for years

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>putting that cringe caption on pic of like a 20 year old

if these were my mom, i'd cum before i even got to fuck her. then i'd chub up and try again. really want to obey mom and fuck her asshole.

yes mother....

I dont want to fuck my mother i want to fuck other people's moms lol