Ight Yea Forums, how do I respond to this one

14 hours to text back.
Sounds like she already ate.

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"OK lee, I can see a trap a mile away. I play Minecraft every day! I know all the traps. I can't let my ego get destroyed when I see your big man meat swinging like a grandfather clock when I'm eating my fucking dinner."

No thanks!

Do you really think that way? Is it only with women? Do you feel sex shouldn't be shared with people?

I've never done it man lmfao. Doesn't seem like a good time

I never know what to say because girls hardly respond to me lol

If she washed up properly it's great. I'd also recommend to wash up yourself and see if she's into eating ass too. I love getting my salad tossed.

Oh you're looking for an actually response. Tell her you're a damn good chef but you will need a little help in the kitchen getting dinner prepaired

I don't want (person she hates)'s leftovers.

Say this only if willing to eat ass like a champ

"Can I have some sausage with that?"

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How the fuck he gonna know who she hates it's the second message on tinder.

you just say "leftovers then?" you fucking spergs

"Cool, so I guess a bj for starer"

She might be into humilliation but that's sort of a long shot dude.
She's either joking of being honest. Answer honestly and you'll reap good shit.

"Well, that's a step up from your cooking."

“Cunts like yourself deserve to be treat like cattle”

Also, tits or gtfo dyke

"Sounds good, what's for dessert?"

"will it fit in the microwave though?"

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smooth

Too late already sent her "good, can't wait"

I'd try it I guess. Just seems like a great way to get sick

No, you gotta get the details. "ok, time&place?". That sort of shit. Seriously, just act as if you're gonna hang with some friend, even tho you're gonna bang with a stranger. It's basically the same.

Way to fuck that up smh

great way to get sick don’t eat ass user that makes u gay and a fag and sick

top fucking kek

Haven't gotten sick in the... 6 years I've done it? With lots of people. Just eat her cunt first and get a finger wet. Then you stick it in her ass and check if there's shit nearby. If not... bon appetit.

That's what I thought but idk. She's pretty hot though
If she's down I'll give it a shot

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What the fuck this girl is actullay hot, I know there is a catch to these tinder bitches, either half of them are catfish or kidnappers and the rest have hardcore STDs they lie about.
Either way OP I enjoy these threads when you actullay go through with what to say
Faggot

She might just have had a recent breakup or be really horny. Geez.

Guacamole Nigga Penis

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kek I was the user that suggested this response in a thread months ago. nice to see it living on

That was amazing. I had to save it. And still say it to plenty of women on tinder.

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holy shit you're posting all my best response suggestions. i'm glad you're getting some use out of them bro

>ask her for sue and pictures

Lol being this literal in a dubs decides thread

I had fun with this tub of lard. I didn't fuck her I just kept standing her up.

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screenshots of the fun?

>I didn't fuck her I just kept standing her up
>kept standing her up
>standing her up

She doesn't look very steady on her feet tbf.

"Sounds delicious, what time do I pick you up?"