Rekt thread

play cop games win cop prizes

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Boomer got BTFO by Chad Zoomer.

Two for one special

but i dont get he dindu nuffin

lol burger cops deserve that

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He was a gentle giant

AND FUCKA YOU BIKEARU

is that a hammer or a hatchet?

To me, that's worse than him fighting back

If cops actually trained in a legitimate martial art and didn't depend on yelling and their weapons, outcomes like this would decrease. If they successfully controlled the subject, .he would not have been able to create the space needed to draw a weapon and fire upon them. With the proper training one man can control another man, especially one who is untrained, with minimal force.

hammer.

hatchets tend to get stuck in the skull.

Know of any countries that train their police this way?

All of Europe.

stfu the police is useless in most European countries

This is true user

Japan and Brazil (though there are alot of deadly force incidents in Brazil because that place is fucked up) off the top of my head. There are probably others. Police agencies in the US should but don't for the most part. Like I said, cops here friend on yelling at you and the mere threat of deadly force.

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*depend on

;)

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they were going slow as fuck in the middle of the road

I’ve been wanting a rekt thread thanks

This one truly pissed me off, hope that bastard got screw some how

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>"one man can control another man, especially one who is untrained, with minimal force" - man's dream of bruce lee speech in fantasyland

You should read that again and realize you have a problem too

how about you shut up before i do it for you

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I would pick her up and fuck her with a condon of course

Stop being such a sissyboy

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Not the fag you're replying to, but I'm pretty sure you just said you'll shut up if he won't. Kek

I know cops in the US who don't bother to train.

Why? Because they got guns.

Its really that simple

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i would've shot him at his second step toward me

din du nuffin

Ir they could stop being so fucking scared of pulling the trigger.

Though this is shown to all new officers to ensure they do pull the trigger.

You’re the retard he’s saying he’ll make him shut up

How badly was the black guy fucked after this?

Are they dead

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wtf happened here?

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No ticket

Did her orgasm give her a seizure?

>Always ride with traffic! It's the law!

Fuck that noise.

This.

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Concentrated dose of nerve gas

church every week

this looks staged

Fake and gay

Looks like she was doing that on purpose to get back at the group and they were just ignoring it.

car drivers are the scum of the earth

Many, many people walked past a potentially dying human and not one gave a fuck.

Nerve gas

assault on a police officer with intent to kill?
Yeah, I'd say pretty fucked.
If they caught him I'd say he is getting fucked in the ass in prison right now.

these people are sick.

Well done to the chap for indicating right before overtaking a stationary vehicle.

those are pennsylvania license plates
find the story

yeah and then the media would have crucified the white cop for shooting the black man with a stick.
I agree I would have shot him too, but todays media and politics make our officers double guess themselves.

nah asians just don't have feelings

>How badly was the black guy fucked after this?
>those are pennsylvania license plates
>find the story

nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Dashcam-Video-Shows-Near-Fatal-Shooting-of-Pennsylvania-State-Troopers-490496461.html

>cops in nigger hoods wait for the niggers to hit them
>white guy on his knees begging for his life and has 2 children is gunned downed by a faggot with an AR15

Leftism is so fucking retarded.

"When video from the dash camera of a state police vehicle was shown at the trial of Daniel Clary in June, the Northampton County, Pennsylvania, assistant district attorney said it 'confirmed everything that the police said and every they did.'"

"A jury agreed after being shown the video that captured the violent encounter between Clary, 22, and two troopers on a fateful day in November 2017. Clary was found guilty of two counts of attempted murder for shooting Cpl. Seth Kelly and Trooper Ryan Seiple on Route 33 about 20 miles north of Bethlehem."

1st cop jumped right in the way of the 2nd who had his sidearm drawn and ready. Which caused 2nd to miss an opportunity for a shot, allowed the 1st to get shot, and now the 2nd was knocked down and not in an ideal position to return fire.

dat hurt really much

You two pussies have never been a trained fighter, that was what a real life fight looks like. Close distance on weapon holder, then the weapon is mostly useless.

That's their culture. They have no samaritan laws. If someone stopped to help that meant they were taking responsibility for the person and any bills, med needs, etc... It's fucked up, but their overabundance of population has lead to them treating each other as worthless.

So we’re not posting anymore webm? Kill the thread

sauce to this? looks like asian robots malfunction

Guy passed out too quickly from only 15 seconds of being held

Nothing I love quite so much as seeing a pig get what he deserves

You're obviously a moron. You should stop speaking about things you know nothing about. It only makes you look stupid.

says the dumbfuck who didn't post a webm

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Don’t care, thanks for the webm though

stop with the "dindu nuffin". it implies that some of them are childish enough to whine like that. they are all with poor value systems and none of them can be trusted. only the dumbest will TRY to use that excuse, but none of them are any good.

Not how it works in prison for this you get the gold star as long as you can actually make it to a prison yard if not he gets raped with the night stick daily

When you cum and she keeps sucking

Are you an antifa faggot?

I have to say, my favorite part of this is how every single rekt thread, and I do mean each and every one, degrades to namecalling and arguments. Did something really happen in Memphis or not, are the Chinese samaritan laws are real or not, whose fault was that horrific accident and so on.
It really is fucking great, I love it.

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In china, they have laws where if bystanders try to help a situation then they can be held responsible for the costs.

the shirt really makes this one special

I hate this video its so fucking disappointing for me like i legit get my hopes up to some carnage and poof nothing

when does the door ever open on Yea Forums?

fucking becky always making a scene.

no no ror in peoples repubrik we think good ruck when someone die near us ror!

Low tier

This is a lie, we don't train with martial arts in europe, martial arts are only good for shows and clowns.

No they don't

thank you grand-master

A mime is close enough to a clown, Frenchie.

I think in Ching chong if you help someone you're legally and financially obligated to them. Explains why they avoid helping, or it's a whole country full of fuckwits, either way.

Fuck you . like you know.

Nigger detected

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Not at all

Found the do nothing faggot. "Everyone watch out for this guy"

you just not understan you have too much ghost in blood. Go to market and buy endangered shark bone jelly then rub into eye. if eye infected then turnip god think you ok

Just a simple criminal trying to make my way in the universe

Fagit detected

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How's that shoe polish treating you bud?

guy said fuck this and drove home

I enjoy watching this one. ACAB!!

Your a nigger

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Ireland you nigger

Talk about taking "The show must go on" literally.

God you’re really just not funny at all huh

edgy summerfag or unfunny summerfag?

you new here?

If you would stop and help, then you're fucking retarded.

Maybe has AIDS, hepatitis, maybe some other fucked up disease. And you wanna stop and help? Get infected?
It's one thing to be selfless and altruistic, another to be retarded.

staged? i want to believe its real

Bug people.

someone didnt have friends in highschool

Fucking Los Angeles

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It's to help population control, less people that will help means more death.

Sounds like you didn’t have many either sissyboy

>Maybe has AIDS, hepatitis, maybe some other fucked up disease.
Just like every other person in the world that I walk past, talk to, breathe the same air as and occasionally even touch. I have lived in the world for several years now and have not yet got AIDS, hep or any other fucked up disease from anyone that I have got into close proximity with.

Memphis Egypt?
Cause last I checked drivers in Memphis, TN used the LH side of the car where the wheel is.

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Well for starters, you need to get laid to get those, so I think you're safe...

i like how u took my comment and used it back on me

This is what you're doing to your body when you get a gender reassignment surgery.

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Just here to have some fun, have a good day

BBQ ribs! 2 for 1 special!

How fucking stupid can one person be?

Yes, I'm talking about you.

Sorry, I didnt mean he was getting ass fucked because he killed the cops. Just the fact that he is in prison means he is getting some back door deliveries.
Now, if he had raped or killed a child, then his ass would be the size of a bowling ball from all the dick and other things rammed up his backside.

>got my new 500$ white shirt on
>sure let's help some hobo laying on the street in blood
>hobo got AIDS and puke on your face
> t-thanks, slurp

Yeah sounds like a such a great idea. That's why asians are fucking miles away from americucks thinking everyone should handhold and spoonfeed them whole life.

Hahaha your weakness is showing

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alright what now

That's some powerful nerve gas.

>someone didnt have friends in highschool
>Sounds like you didn’t have many either sissyboy

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There is a really common scam where people will just blame a good samaritan for whatever injury they have and there is rarely any proof one way or another so they get shafted really hard.

what happened?

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to cats or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 13 to use Leftbook). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

i love how every fight ive ever been it is so predictable, they swing with a high right and if i land a jab they rage and go for my legs. then i come down on the clavicle or back of the neck with ol' repeated elbow drop till it snaps. works every time. sometimes they grab low and you can break the back of the ribs with elbows when your planting hard and they're struggling with a bear hug around your thights. its like clock work.

Ok its you you stop and help you hug him and turn him around then he spits blood into your eyes and 10 years later your funeral and on your stone is written " fool died of aids by selflessly interacted closely with a aids man. Aids man syrvived tho cuz 2 mins later paramedics arrived and gave proper treatment. FOOL HAHAHA"

I don't know if people are being sarcastic, but I'm pretty sure they got electrocuted.

kek nice pasta

lady went into the dentist for a basic exam but the dentist assistant read the ladies twitter. She accidentally called bruce jenner by his real name so the assistant poured acid into her face. She was given the californian medal of justics for her attack on such a racist person

Because it's a dude with a stick. Not just any weakling pussy boy sould be a cop. If you can't take down a guy with a stick without using a gun then maybe you shouldn't be a police officer.

Gay

No, it's 100% nerve gas. Check out this test video from the US Army user, very similar body behavior.

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That final blow

Jesus, you sound like this guy I went to highschool with that always knew a special move to disable someone. He would always want you to come at him so he could show, you, but when you did it was too fast or he wasnt ready for it. lol

nope. clearly said shut up or i'll do it for you. in other words, shut up or i'll shut up.

You posted a retarded question on Yea Forums. I called you a nigger.

Newton showed daddy what F=ma means

its an electrified chain stupid

This right here. Black guy was obviously harmless and just talk needy. Ofcourse racist white cops just had to be there to murder that poor black guy because hes holding a stick in his hands. Sick white world fuck America fuck you racists

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Personally, I blame anime.

Murican cops so shit, cant even 2v1 properly.

lol might be

Ever hear the statement "don't bring a knife to a gun-fight"? Yea, that's why police don't bother training for years in MMA. The amount of physical altercations that then turn into gun-fights is rare. Most of the time you'll get shot at without warning.

man you are so edgy! watch out boys. we got a badass here.

fucking based

Googled it. According to Google, the only thing to happen in Memphis is "orange man bad." Also, Chinese samaritan laws are apparently all "orange man bad," and "im-peach-ment!"

Wow, black bodies cant even hold sticks in America without being shot smh.

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Pedo gets rekt. Pic related from www.muondonarco dot com latin america. Culprit molested daughter name sergio valentine molested 12 year old daughter of townchief and was apprehended and brought to justice by the victims daddy.

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The rules in China are different which is why shit like this happens. You might be held liable for someone's medical bills if you are involved in the incident. There are also tons of people trying to scam others. If you try and help someone, they might make a claim that you made their ailment worse and sue you. This is also why sometimes you see drivers run over people needlessly. If you kill someone, you pay once (jail and/or fine) and you're free. If you just hurt them, you might have to pay their medical expenses for life.

to this very day i'd just love to know what was going on here...

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How dumb do you have to be to die like this?

hes getting rekt hard lol ,took a while before he gets a killing stab tho

imagine being this lucky

>old white man beaten by spic
>crowd of people watch and wave arms

WHEN I COME TO YOUR HOUSE, OPEN THE DOOR AND FUCK YOUR MOM!

When was the last time you touched a blood spilling obvious infected disease ridden poo reeking bum? Never in your life? You empathyless soulless insect

you're*. nigger.

average bmw driver

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Whats going on? Cant you see? Nigger high on crack/meth strolled white suburbia for looking out for someone to milk her. But unlucky as she claimed in custody "dayim all these crackas got a job and no time at all"

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Jesus Christ, why would you get in front of him?
Get BEHIND him.

Yeah cops are fucking stupid I hope they all die

Boomer probably said Can Newton was a faggot.

Which is true.

Newton cuck guy took offense.

checked

danny devit-dog is best dog

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>sees one video of a cop wait til he's attacked to open fire on black man
>concludes that whites are the victims and 'Leftism' is dumb

Your average Trump voter, folks.

carolina in a nutshell

checks out.

youtube.com/watch?v=FjA0EQPeUGM

this is why niggers should all be shot on sight

This makes it much less bad to watch

Top kek

if he didnt kill them he would be responsible to pay for them the rest of his life. TOok the easy way out.

what a shitty trainer

Based as fuck. You can see the blood pouring all over the faggot cop's hands at the end.

crack/cocaine. That's what.

Rekt averted

>i know
no you don't

they are dinosaurs after all.

I hate cops lol

Everyone deserves it. Every last one.

A stick in my hand is more deadly than a gun in yours

Are you genuinely the retardest user of Yea Forums? Serious question i mean what did you just type?

agreed

sissy

99% sure its PCP, not coke. people dont do this on coke.

people do this a lot on PCP (well not a lot, but when you see this shit, its almost always pcp) more accurately, blunts dipped in pcp.

No signal as he did it faggot bmw owner

Lol why doesn’t anyone ever look up?

just give her hot water and rhino horn dust, she'll be fine. Chinese traditional medicine > western drugs every time.

What a dumb image. Equality is an enlightenment ideal. Not a literal thing meaning all people are the exact same. Retard.

Same as you.

Did yoir friends have aids? Were they queers like you? Are they all dead now?

this is the luckiest motorcyclist on the planet, holy fuck you dodged a bullet man.

Tbh nah. She was way too slow moving and getting up took years. Also no aggressiveness nor hostility. I go with a horny crack or meth cow

It's a shame you haven't because it would suit you well.

shes a 400lbs abelocetus running full tilt, in broad daylight. you know how much effort it takes to get 400lbs up to speed? thats PCP brah

Kek

This is so satisfying to watch.

Jew

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nothing wrong with being a jew

Just watch again. While on ground she obviously felt something. Pain? So i mean i dont rule out pcp but not at 99%

So satisfying to watch. And let's allow for the HIGH probability that they pulled this guy over for nothing more than DWB. RIP in piss pigs

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Based

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It wasn't bad to watch either way.

getting rekt by bbc

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This.

The Enlightenment was a blight on humanity, same with democracy and egalitarianism. Most people do not deserve to live.

you need to watch the version with sound. she mumbling incoherently and then she starts "talking" (gibberish) to the camera man's car, hes laughing as he speeds up.

Bump

Damn, she Kia Soul'd her Soul to the devil

>video of white vs white or non white vs non white
>"whatever average rekt video"
>sees single black vs non white
>"THE NON WHITES ARE GENOCIDING US!!!11!!!!"

i'm white but some of you are just easily baited to this shit

Some Rick and Morty fan licking Szechuan sauce of the floor.

It's doggy devito

Fuck nature, man. Fuck that shit.

why did he push the truck?

>being this foking dumb

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*condor

chinese performance art. everyone dodges the person do give them space to let everyone enjoy

> my chin fine
> my forehead fine

Damn

I hope someday you'll get fucked up and nobody helps you as you slowly die without anyone giving a fuck, you emotionally inept autist

Damn nature, you're scary!

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fucking savage

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Very edgy and dark, you must be an intellectual

>pick her up

My hometown

Found the nigger

she turns me on for some reason

who is at fault?

This is rekt, not fucking gore

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Not TN, obviously. Look which side of the road people are driving on. The guy was obviously a passenger.

That's the difference between a kiddo and a grown-up man.

On the 14 South near Newhall Avenue

Those little shits were like "FEED ME FEED ME!"
Then the last one left was all like "Oh shit, fuck this place"

Yeah. Why didn't they just teleport behind them? That's what you would have done right?

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Should of kept ur old ass mouth shut.

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I like how they found the cyclist and charged him. He was found guilty of causing this shit storm and fleeing.

hahaha white pussy got BTFO. Whites need guns to feel strong and win fights, we only need fist like real men.

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story ?

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what the actual fuck?

these "who can hold on the longest games" are insane.

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smoking makes this kid look cool

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Fuck you man that poor dog

this is actually what trump supporters are like, old people talking shit on the internet but total pussies IRL

>Judge Stephen Baratta ordered Daniel Clary to spend 53 ½ to 110 years
The crazy this is that it sounds like he didn't have any outstanding warrants. So he threw away his life because of a DUI

hahahaha white useless cops got what they deserved in this one

What the fuck, a baby!

If I were to guess. The two on the bike is mother and daughter.
The guy in the car is daughter's husband/boyfriend/stalker
Why? Take a look at /r9k/

that's not true. he fucked up a couple of cuck white boys

Source on the girl? any pics?

lol dumbass, this is an alpha black, he is the one doing the assfucking. lol i bet you believe in karma

Because she just got ran over and seeing her daughter getting chopped up and isn't thinking rationally?
Is critical thinking a foreign concept to you or have you been living in a bubble your entire life.

worth it to take out some cop pigs

Cop=1
2x4=1/2

The fact the guy was able to even knock that cop down shows how fat and stupid the cop is.

Article?

newfag detected

newfag detected

He was too relaxed around blacks. Caught him off guard.

Andrew Flanigan, 45, of Arleta, was booked on $110,000 bail on three felony charges: assault with a deadly weapon, reckless driving and hit-and-run, officials said.

Nerve gas strikes again

spoken like a real chimp

What a faggot ass face.