What's the worst beating you ever took?

I'm a pretty big dude. I'm 6 ft 3 in and weigh about 220. I'm not ripped or anything but I've been told it's an imposing frame. I talked shit to this dude who was much shorter than me and then called his girlfriend a cunt. Before I even knew what was happening this dude jumped in the air and headbutted the absolute fuck out of me. Broke my nose immediately. While still in shock from having my face caved in he delivered 3 solid blows to my chest and gut and knocked the wind out of me and then he took off running. There wasn't a single thing I could do except sit on the sidewalk against a building a catch my breath. This happened in Cleveland Ohio.

I learned not to get fucking headbutted.

>I talked shit to this dude who was much shorter than me and then called his girlfriend a cunt.
lmao why did you do that

>Learned to be invisible and unheard on those days.

Soooo...you could say it kind of worked

>talked shit to him and called his gf a cunt
Ok why
>Cleveland ohio
Checking in from cincinnati

Ill be perfectly honest i havent been in many fights since, i did recently have a small fight with a friend where i lost my temper anf knocked him out with a slap... didnt feel good about that. I have a very loud deeo voice and a fairly big stature so generally ive found that shouting and putting my fists up etc is usually enough to make people decide its just not worth it. Im on thin ice i suppose. Ill run out of luck one day when i get into it with someone who isnt easily intimidated or whatever.

I left that out whoops
I was walking down the street and his girlfriend went to throw whatever food she was eating in a trash can and literally just tossed it haphazardly and it landed on my shoes. I said something along the lines of "must be more blind than you are ugly" and thought I was gonna keep walking and go about my day. Boy was I wrong.

Never been in a street fight or even a fight at school. The worst beating I took was when I was relatively new to my MMA gym and an experienced dude beat me up pretty bad in my first spar. Still wasn't THAT bad though.

Plus i got a stupid big nose that will surely be a knockout if soneone punches it.

Beaten or raped from my dad when he was drunk or when he was angry.

Learned not to trust anyone at first, even the ones I love

Got beat up by the cops for protesting George Bush Jr. in Portland, OR.

I learned there's literally nothing wrong with killing cops

lol you left your translator on.

>dis nigguh and he bitch jess walkin rye?
>dem bitch jess throw shade on my new kicks
>so i reached for muh glock boolets and he racist me!

I'd like to send your dad a thank you card

protesting someone who isn't even president anymore would normally net you some crazy house time so you got off lucky

What are you fucking talking about? I'm white and so was the dude who headbutted me. Are you people actually this retarded?

How old were you when he raped you? Was it aggressive or did you groom you into it?

My first ever training session was a nightmare, my instructor singled me out infront of everyone and simply told me to show him my gaurd stance, i didnt raise my hands high enough so he corrected me by full pelt bitch slapping me. It was like being hit with a shovel, i saw stars. Then he paired me up with a guy that was about 5 stone heavuer than me, like 9 inches taller and had been training with them for over 4 years, and i had to hold a pad while he kneed me, i left the floor legit hit the wall about 2 feet behind me. I soent my first ever muay thai session getting beaten senseless.

Filthy hippie

You did nothing wrong there. Some bitch tossed food near or on my shoes I wouldve reacted the same way. I dont like fighting but will hold my own if I have too. I doubt any sane person likes fighting.

you can be a white nigger

you started and lost a fight over shoes so you legally can't call people retarded

got jumped in the school restroom by my friends for no reason.
lesson don't make friends.

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I got beat so badly I think I have serious brain damage from it. 10 years ago when I was 16 I was beaten really badly by a white knight. He hit me with a punch off guard and stomped on my head repeatedly. I was able to get up and go home and never saw a doctor, but I was never the same since that day.

I began stuttering even though I never did before that day, my grades tanked, my thinking became scattered, I became less coordinated, I forget words, even common words, very easily, and my typing speed tanked. I remember my goal used to be to be able to consistently type at 100 wpm and I did those online things to test it and I went from consistently being in the 80-90 wpm range all the way down to 35-40. I also remember literally nothing that happened before middle school, but who knows if that's related.

I think about getting a brain scan to confirm my suspicions but I know nothing can be done about it if that's the case, so why bother. Part of my likes to cling to hope that I just have some sort of mental block that I'll magically snap out of.

What did I learn? Don't have confrontations with females in public.

>you started and lost a fight over shoes so you legally can't call people retarded
>legally

did kek

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Not the same user but its too early to troll. Being in a fight is a surreal experience. Its both scary and exciting.

heart goes out to you friend.
if i saw that i would have helped on the street. lol your new user Yea Forumsrother

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getting stabbed in the stomach was pretty painful.
Lesson: when someone claims to be in a gang, don't assume it's hot air

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got sucker punched in the face when I was 15, all I learnt was that I could take a sucker punch to the face and still techincally win a fight

People like you make me ashamed to live in Oregon

Went to war in Iraq. We’ve been there goin on 20 years, killed thousands of our guys, hundreds of thousands of their civilians with a 5% success rating for missile accuracy, and nobody won jack shit.

Checking in from Akron
Hes somewhere in Kansas so you might have to dig for it
If I were groomed into it I would have probably enjoyed it

when i was in chicago a dude casually walked up to me and said "hey let me borrow some change" he got really close to me. I didn't know what was happening so i just said "i just got mugged sorry man"

he just blew air through his teeth and walked away. it didn't occur to me until later that he was going to mug me

I have never been in a serious fight. What does it feel like to get beat up? Do you feel anything at all or does the adrenaline prevent that?

First one was in college, got hammered, some guy saw me talking to his gf (it was back to school small talk, I wasn't hitting on her or being rude) her bf comes over and blindsides me, my PTSD snaps and I go psycho fighting this guy with anything and everything I learned in the army. Two other guys get involved and beat the living shit out of me. Woke up in the ER, then again in the psych ward. Great times. I got kicked out of school and they didn't even get a slap on the wrist because they were varsity athletes.

Second time tall ass ripped college linebacker was being very rude to my friends wife and called her a stupid cunt whore (he was wasted). I told him to leave us alone. He poured his beer on my head... So I stood up and uppercut hit. He fell off the porch and shattered a concrete flower holder thingy as he fell. I'm already walking away saying I'm not going to fight and telling my sober friend to drive me home. Big mutha fucker grabs me in a headlock and pounds my face black and blue. Cops come, he's arrested, I'm in the clear, got sent home from work the next few days because my face was so deformed and fucked up.

Plot twist it was the same guy and he had alzheimers

seconded that kek

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We all learn this eventually.

That's crazy. Did you have to suck his dick or did he suck yours?

Jesus user I hope you're doing okay. My dad did shit like that to me too. I hope you're doing okay now

Stop saying groomed, you’re fucking retarded.

the adrenaline keeps you from feeling most while the anger/panic makes you feel bigger than you really are. If you lose you feel a sort of non-tangible shame and anger like you want to do something to someone but know you can't or shouldn't.

the great feeling comes from when you win a fight though. It doesn't matter who you are you feel like a beast or prize winning race horse

I didnt suck his dick no. From my 10-11 year old memory I think he had a small penis

lel i didn't get mugged though i just said it when i panicked and couldn't think of anything to indicate to him i didn't have money

and you come home and find out 9/11 is still jet fueling steal beams, and now we have crisis actors for sandy hook and bostom bombing
Glad you're home safe. No one should believe anything the news media says

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Fights are always dirty and quick. Still nice job user

Be a bigger man and tell him that you're going to pull out your cock and fuck his mouth

surprisingly hits to the body hurt more than to the face, also it's embarassing as fuck to get your ass beat in front of other people

Dont forget feeling light headed. Like you are another person

No, it was overboard. Someone did something unintentionally, it isn't okay to react with malice. You should say something like "watch what you're doing, you just threw your garbage on me" but resorting to insults and name calling immediately is nigger behavior

i like headbutting peoples punches, breaks the shit out of their hands, used to have my older brother beat the shit out of me with a win loss of like 100/2 til i picked that technique up,so I 1st learned to take a beating, makes getting in a fight easier i guess, I'm a slower learner but my thick head makes a great weapon.

I spit in a guys face in middle school. It was worth it.

>Stop saying groomed, you’re fucking retarded.

But family can groom their sons/nephews/cousins - it's the most common abuse that happens

he was a homeless nog in the land of nogs. in chicago even the police will fight you for harming a black guy

A mechanic i worked with got jealous of his secretary girlfriend flirting with me. I had no control over it, she would ask the boss to put me with her if there was some sort of record search, and she would wear short skirts and thong underwear. Around tax time we had to have a major amount of file searching and cataloging. We were in the basement, muggy as fuck, and she had her usual attire on. Honest to god, i didn't try to creep, and she was actually not putting on a show, but she put herself in positions that allowed her panties to uncover her private parts. At one point i was steadying a ladder for her and she asked me a question. I looked up and her panties had slipped to the side completely. I was looking straight at the money shot. She noticed my expression. "I don't care if you see my pussy, i'd be naked if it didn't get me fired. Anyway, her mechanic boyfriend showed up not long after and noticed my position, and her lack of covering, and punched me in the back of the head. That actually shoved my head into her ass, toppled the ladder, and broke her arm. He proceeded to punch me on the body and head while she screamed about her arm. When others rushed in he was yelling and swinging at me. Those people wrestled hom down and called the cops. He was still screaming threats when the ambulance transported me and the secretary away, from the back of a police car. I only got bruised ribs and a cut on my chin, she had a clean break on her humurus, about 3 inches above the elbow. When we got out of the ER she said let's go to a motel. In the room i got to wash her, because of the cast, and hang out naked with her. She couldn't go home, because he might show up there, so we cuddled and fell asleep at the hotel. Hotel laundry dropped off our clothes in the morning and we were fully dressed before she said,"I forgot to fuck you, that's the whole reason for coming here". Don't worry, i'm sure you needed sleep more than any crappy sex i could supply you with.

Yeah you have a point there. Depending on how stressed you are, sometimes its too easy to go nigger mode.

Disagreement with another Marine
At that time I was so hopped up on testosterone and just pure fucking rage that I kept going despite taking some nasty fucking hits as did he
I learned our bodies are very resilient and we can take a pretty big beating without going down if we're willing to do it
Prior to that I had been in school yard fights that ended after someone took four or five punches

Not sure if it counts as a fight but I got punched in the face during rugby when we were winning. Fight broke out and I had two faggots beating me before it was broke up. Pic related the punch that started it all

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This is true. I wasnt groomed into it but I read stories of it happening to others.

To me it seems worse than just rape like what happened to me

it's true, i got arrested for niggotry once

Nice quads

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damn that's crazy, were you a mechanic as well or just worked there as an accountant?

Got my nose broke. I learned never let other guy swing first

Somebody gave me a light slap

i bet it was john wick

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Hahaha man they're either assholes at your gym or you did something to piss them off!

I doubt that was that dudes first time over reacting over his bitch. She sounds like a whore that likes to get him angry alot. Sorry she caught you in her spider web user

I've never been in a fight because I pay attention to my surroundings, mind my own business, and have a fight or flight response that makes squirrels look like tigers. The best way to not get hurt in a fight is to not be around when it happens. Don't let ego stop you from removing yourself from a situation that looks like it could get bad. Never instigate or escalate and don't drink to excess.

Nice heartwarming story user. Thank you.

>Be me
>About 16 years old
>Started having sex with a girl
>We've known each other since we were children
>Bit worried, she'd had a past with a controlling guy
>If he finds out he'll beat my ass
>Eventually she screams out my name not his
>He beats me to fucking death and dances on my grave
I learned not to sleep with my sister, because my dad knows where I live.

I think they might have been assholes, it was my first ever time there and i hadnt even really had a chance to open my mouth and say anything by then, i just turned up, handed over my money and got the shit kicked out of me.

>t. that one weeb in highschool that never got in fights because he always said he had swords at home and everyone thought he was going to shoot up the school

I had a black trenchcoat too. Don't fuck with me buddy, I'm crazy.

this is the kind of person who gets raped and proceeds to say "I never though it could happen to me" and be a feature on those female empowerment channels

I've won more than I've lost, I love getting into fights. One of my favorite fights was the entire basketball team was trying to force their way into a full house party we were having, the doorman was this fat freshman that I adopted and taught the skill of chill. Well these dumb nignogs decide to blindside him and punch him in the back of the head. I was on the porch just turned and leap tackled all 5 of them down the stairs and started kicking and fistfighting them. Others joined and and they ran off.

Another one, a fag on our lacrosse team was being a snooty bitch, was leaving our house and his food bag ripped, dropping like some thick soup or gravy shit all over the kitchen door, instead of cleaning it up, he looked down, looked at me and laughed and then left with his gf. I push my way through the crowd and confront him outfront and I'm yelling at him to,be a man and go back and clean up his shit. He decides to get in my face and coldcock me instead. I proceeded to pick him up by his throat, throw him into the front of the house and was pounding the shit out of him in front of his gf. He tried to tap out... Shes crying her eyes out begging to stop. I'm holding him down and tell him to stop being a POS and to go back and clean it. He agrees and so I let go and I extend a hand to help him up... So he kicks me in the balls. I proceed to choke him out and leave him limp in the front yard. Campus security comes around awhile later, there was a blood trail from a freshman dorm back to our house. They love me, hated that kid. No harm no foul.

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All of you redditors get out. with your LARPing

tl;dr

everyone likes to fib from time to time but outright lies are easy to tell

>lacrosse team
kek that explains why you can fight
what position?

I made friends with those weirdos in HS in hopes that when they snapped they'd bypass me. This one Russian kid was legit fucking scary.

Hopefully you moved to a new spot. People like that don't care about teaching people, they just like getting ego boosts from beating up on new guys. Most gyms aren't like that but there's definitely those shithead clubs out there

My older brother had major anger issues, was a serious bully to others at school and me at home. Embarrassed him in front of his gf when our parents were away for the weekend and still have scars from what came from that. He got a minor slap on the wrist, as with all of the beatings he gave, and is now a successful guitarist in an indie band.

Learned not to bother psychopaths.

College algebra I

Learned I’ll never be an astronaut

>One of my favorite fights was the entire basketball team was trying to force their way into a full house party we were having, the doorman was this fat freshman that I adopted and taught the skill of chill. Well these dumb nignogs decide to blindside him and punch him in the back of the head.
Should've through a Basketball into the yard. Niggers chase those like a dog running to catch a frisbee. Niggers and spics also hate one on one fights. They always got to attack on packs. Nice job chasing the trash away

Short Stick D Middy

I was riding my bike through my local town at around 11pm - 12 am with another friend. We ride past a group of drunk and iced up guys around my age at the time 16 - 17. My friend then yells some stupid shit at them as we ride past. They proceed to chase us down like the fucking flash. I'm not changing gears fast enough so I decide to just stop and get off before this cunt throws me off my bike. As I get off I turn around and immediately get knocked to the ground and stomped by around 6 or 7 people. One dude yelling he's gonna stab me. Getting stomped on the head, luckily I was wearing a helmet. The whole time my friend was just standing there watching, he didn't get touched once. Security guard rolls up and can't do anything because we're all completely outnumbered. Eventually they stop when the guard says he is calling the police and they help me up and apologise for beating into me. I'm completely fucking confused so I'm like "It's okay". Completely in shock at this point. They walk away for about 5 minutes, then one guy comes back and punches me in the face, cuts me open, and all of a sudden they're all back beating into me. After this second beating they once again run off and I get in the security guards car, blood pissing out my face. Takes 30 minutes for the police to arrive when the station is 5 minutes away. My bike gets stolen but I recover it like the next day, it was just ditched somewhere.

Not friends with the guy I was with anymore, he didn't do shit. Learned not to fuck around in that area at that time anymore.

thats why i got my own condo

Second guys name was Miguel... Should give some context.

I did also get knocked to the ground one night when I hugged a random hobo wasted and lost downtown. Friend left me wasted to bang some chick. Out of nowhere one of the rednecks that worked for my friend as a mechanic comes flying in, parks his truck on the sidewalk, beats the living shit out of the hobo and then picks me up and throws me in the back of the truck and drives me home. I was laughing my ass off, mandude musta had some unresolved issues with black hobos.

That's a shit friend. Fights are so much better when there's "backup" even if both of you get creamed. It always seems that the ones that talk the shit are the first to dip.

First time I got knocked the fuck on out was when I was 19, I was sleep deprived and I mixed some alcohol with benzos in the kitchen, my father showed up and being the drunk dipshit he was started to call me a junkie, druggie and whatnot, needless to say I got frustrated and talked shit, ended up with stitches on the top of my forehead from a hardwood chair, broken nose, black eye and busted lips, plus a nice vacation to a psych ward and trouble with the law despite not even hitting him once
>What did I learn? I can take a beating

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>be me
>racer, usually win
>racing against 2 other guys, no issue for me
>go out of town for a bit before my big race
>Get stuck in hillybilly town
>just my fucking luck
>they say i "destroyed the roads"
>work to fix them
>not good enough
>FuckingKiddingMe.Jpeg
>do it again, SLOW this time
>about to leave, works done, got to have my race
>learn that the doctor of the town was a racer like me
>kinda sucks... he had to retire due to injury
>day of my big race
>all of the hill billys show up, not that I gave them tickets, but w.e
>im way out infront about to win
>one of the guys knocks the other into a wall, he's in bad shape
>i get behind him and push him across the finish line
I learned winning isn't everything.when you got great friends to help you along the finish line - lightning McQueen

Yeah it's fucked I had to suffer the consequences of his retardation. May sound like a faggot for saying this but I had to deal with a lot of anxiety in public after that shit and I can still suffer panic attacks in crowds. Nowadays I hang out with guys that will definitely have my back and all train to fight.

In college I started fucking this 7/10 sweet blonde interior designer. Fucked her for three months at my place and hers and even in college. She was actually engaged to a semiprofessional football player. He somehow found ( I still reckon he smelled my stank on his pillow which I used to use to wipe my cock on after I’d finished fucking his missus.) He caught me in the college car park and beat the shit out of me. Black eyes, busted lips, two broken ribs and a mild jaw fracture. When I returned to college a fortnight later, she couldn’t look me in the eye. We got drunk at the graduation party and she started getting horny on me. She told me her engagement with him had been broken off. I took her to my house and used her like a whore until morning. She was so desperate to apologise she even let me fuck her in the ass which I took advantage of. That was 10 years ago but we still bump into each other and fuck every time. She had the sweetest tasting pussy.

are you good looking?

Not much of a beating per se, but my worst injury from a fight was while drunk; a friend and I were shadow boxing and I accidentally hit him with a solid hook. I did the white thing and put my hands behind my back and gave him a free hit on me. He dislocated my jaw with a hook and that was easily the worst pain I have ever felt, even while hammer drunk. We popped my jaw back into place and kept drinking shit vodka, because that's what friends are for. Hurt for like a week though.

Only in sparring, couple busted lips, swollen eyes, swollen face. Every time a fight has be attempted near me in real life, someone always uses verbal judo to shut it down whether we like it or not.

Because he couldn't have protested in Portland when Bush was president. Dipshit.

>13 stone
Nobody knows what the fuck stone translates to pound wise without Googling it. Use pounds like the remaining 193 countries do.

Or, here's a crazy idea, use the fucking metric system like the majority of the planet does.

I beat up your mothers pussy. Bitch was bleeding. Shit was cash.

Stone is a Imperial unit of weight retard.

I have never in my life been in a fight.
I'm in my 40's

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So is pounds you fucking idiot, that was my point.

I met a cute blonde chick at a bonfire. Put the moves on her and the next day she fucks me in my car after work and tells me she kinda/sorta had a boyfriend that she is trying to break things off with. I don't think much of him until I help her move her shit out of his place a few weeks later and her hillbilly ex recognizes my truck as the vehicle that has been picking her up from her up from her job and returning her to her car an hour after. He has been spying on her from a nearby parking lot. He started calling me a pussyboi and shit. I ask if he wants to fight, but he said "I can't go back to jail" Then I casually asked, "how my dick taste?" His face turns red but he is still too pussy to fight. He gets in his rusty old Ford truck, and squeals his tires leaving. Anyway,. Two nights later he's calling this girl and we are drinking and smoking and he says, "I know where you live, pussyboi". I'm like, bitch your the one who won't fight me. And by the way, Alice says my dick is bigger" He comes over with a buddy when we are asleep at about 3AM and beats the living shit out of me with a baseball bat. His buddy punches me in the balls about a dozen times. The girl finds my 22 in the closet even though I don't have bullets and gets them to leave. I have blood in my hair, bruises on my forehead, a very bad cut under my eye that required 8 stitches. My occipital lobe has an inch-long crack.
Both eyes are black. The ER nurse basically accused me of being a degenerate drug dealer or something and said in so many words that I got what I diserved with the "lifestyle I was living" (I rarely did drugs or drank) I told the bitch that I'm paying her to fix my wounds, not for a preaching sesh, thank you. The lesson I learned to lock my door at night and if your going to have a little fun you are gonna pay for it.

holy shit that's ballsy of you, I would've avoided that hillbilly like the plague

I was stoned and told my buddy that his girlfriend fucked our other buddy. I got jumped by that dude and his friends a few days later. He was a professional youth boxer and absolutely beat the fuck out of me. He lost his shit and started choking me out and his buddies had to pull him off me. It sucked. He had prior arrests for beating up his dad so Idk I guess I just fucked up. I learned not to get in other peoples shit. I just felt so bad for my dude he was so heart broken about that chick I just wanted him to know the truth
He’s in the Air Force now. Last I heard, no joke, he started carrying around a pistol because some people I knew threatened him for jumping me. I chose to leave the situation entirely and literally dumped that entire group of friends and started over and never looked back. I only look back when I get flashbacks to gettin choked cAuse that was rough

You have been visited by the Laura of horrible cereal noises.

Y-YOU HAVE TO BUMP THE THREAD! It's c-coming, don't you u-understand?! It's coming! And if you haven't b-bumped the thread by the time it gets here, the thread is going to D-DIE!

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Please stop.

Why?

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(giganticfaggot)
Because you’re being a gigantic faggot, you gigantic faggot

This could have been funny if someone else wrote it.

I dunno I kind of like Lara.

Not him, but which part?

broke right wrist bone ollie 8stair skateboard. wrist bone was sticking out of skin. so horrible feeling.

when i got cast off giant ugly hole in arm. got rock in cast. big no no

had a stroke sept 2016. took 1.5 years to recover. I could literally feel chunks of brain decay behind left eye. should have just suicide at that point good lord.

almost died from tooth infection.

I lost.

Because threads should die with dignity, now it's being drawn out on life support like a vegetable in a coma.

Got a hang nail when I accidentally brushed against a guy on the bus.

Worst beating? Getting cocky in the gym and thinking that I stood a chance against one of my boxing coaches. Didn't land a single punch throughout 4 rounds, they were either all glanced on his gloves or dodged.

in a club two guys came up to me because I was flirting with one of their gfs. I taunted him and they laid into me. One of them hit me in the nose with a ring on and it cut my nose open, still have a facial scar 3 years on.

where in cincy? northside here

one time in Riga i was drunk and got into argument witha some dude. We started fighting but i could not get to him, i am no fighter. next thing i know i am laying on the ground and my friend who i was with told me that after the dude swung the ko sho i fell on the street and a car was approaching. The dude who knocked me out quickly took me off the street and put me against the wall and left.
That night i learned that you should be lucky when after a fight you dont get kicked to death or left in a gutter.

German guy in a foreign country starts shit because he doesn't like foreigners?? Drunk logic is fucking weird, man.

Don’t stand up to your father when you’re 16.
Men are strong.
Teenagers aren’t, even though they think they are

You're letting your anger get the better of you, user. Calm yourself and think up a more intelligent insult for me; I appreciate them more than canned replies suck as "faggot", "nigger", "kys", etc.
That's the spirit!
Obviously there was some life left in the thread.
Got their voices heard.

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Kys, niggerfaggot

Purely because you made an incredibly cringe reply to bump it. It would've died otherwise like it should have. Now the balance is off and this dimension is going to implode in 37 years and 15 minutes, because you made the stupid decision to post that bullshit. Good job, you killed us all. How do you sleep at night?

Ive never lost a “fight”. Every damn time I swing first and that’s usually all I need. (Idk maybe I’m just an asshole) I’ve never been hit and I dread the day it actually happens.

I didn't bump it though, did. That's one of the posts I always sage.
>Now the balance is off and this dimension is going to implode in 37 years and 15 minutes,
So what you're saying is that I shouldn't have made that Laura post a Langoliers meme?

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one time I got punched in the face a couple of times cause some guy hit a guy from behind and he turned around and thought it was me

after he punched me in the face I new I was in a fight so I just fought him and won, was more exciting then bad until the adrenaline wore off them my body and face were sore and I had a busted fat lip but I won the fight and it was at school and he went home and was crying and tried to get me expelled (which didn't work when I explained what happened and they talked to witnesses) and I just went to science class and got some ice for my face

haven't really been beaten bad to be honest, have seen people get their asses kicked but I've always been taller and bigger then most and just haven't really had to deal with people trying to fight me often and when they do I just win and I honestly can't fight for shit I'm just bigger and stronger usually

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i've never been beaten up, which is weird, because i've done soooo many things that were basically just me asking for an ass-kicking. i haven't been in a fistfight since grade school (i'm 39 now).

I don't think you understand the situation we're in here. Life as we know it is going to die. This implosion isn't going to be quick and painless either, it's going to be slow, and pure hell. Like getting torn apart slowly, it's the most painful thing anyone can experience. It's all your fault, you and your shitty Laura shit has doomed life as we know it. Congratulations, I hope you're proud of yourself.

I have never lost a fight, I have beaten up junkies and gypsies my entire life just for fun.

But what I have learned is that if it seems that you are losing a fight, you should start focusing opponents throat with your hits.

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Don't worry about it, user. You still have time to repent!

It is written that such things must come to pass. The great and the terrible day of the LORD grows ever closer.

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when i was younger i got into a bar brawl while living in valencia. it ended up with me and some welsh dude being chased all over town by policiá local.

i learned two things:
>after the first beating, it gets easier
>british people are crazy abroad