How do i kill my neighbors dog without getting caught or get them taken away by the town and kill them?
My shit retard old ass redneck hick neighbors act like they don’t have neighbors and leave this shit dog outisde 24/7. They literally just throw it outside for like 8 days straight and dont do anything with it. It just sits in a fucking fence all day and waits for the first fucking thing that moves and fucking barks like a dumb fuck
It fucking barks at 6 am, 7 am, 8 am, midnight, 4 am, all day all night. fucking EVERY night at 11 pm and like 1 am and shit and then like 6 or 8 in the morning not even a fucking 3 hour window where it doesn’t bark
It never FUCKING STOPS. Back when they actually paid attention to it they fucking kicked it out at 6 am every single ducking day and just let it sit there and bark for hours next to the road. Now they just fucking leave it out all night i check and every light is off in their house and the fucking dog is just sitting there barking all night long. It’s next to like 7 or 8 fucking houses barking next to the road loud as fuck for 24 hours straight
how about you fucking man up and confront them with your problems instead of poisoning an innocent animal?
tell them you and the rest of the street are going to fucking sue them if they cant manage their dog properly.
James Hernandez
I wish there was a way to get it adopted by someone else. But anyway, however you kill it, please choose the quickest and/or least painful option you can find. That dog might annoy you, but it's outside all day and has nothing else to do. I could be 100% wrong but if they leave it outside 24/7 they probably won't miss it anyway and are just waiting for the day it inevitably dies. But if you don't choose a more ethical execution, I won't blame you since it's annoying af. Poor doggy.
Evan Hill
Okay actually this is probably the best option I don't know why but I feel bad for that dog and would hate to know it died
Cooper James
Works with people too the trick is getting them to eat the sponge.
Adrian Morgan
If you do it that way, the problem separates into like 20 new problems
At least with OP's way, it's one job, done.
Benjamin Murphy
okay, best option is to go around the neighborhood and get some people to sign a legal form for a sue. then go up to the fucking cunts and tell them if they dont manage it, they gettin sued. since i assume you dont have the funds to pay a lawyer, thats pretty much a bluff. if it works, good, if not, you need to get rid of the dog.
maybe you can steal it and just drive a fuckton of miles away and leave it at some random porch.
Jace Torres
They know it’s annoying I have to either try reporting it 9000 more times or kill it
Jace Reyes
call the fucking cops you pussy autist moron
Connor Moore
Rat poison inside a meatball
If these pigs don't give a shit about their own dog then they definitely won't give a shit about their little crybaby bitch neighbor.
They aren't doing anything illegal.
Lawsuit for barking dogs?
Honestly OP don't do it because you'll hate yourself, and they'll just get another dog.
Ayden Peterson
Nah the town has like 10 laws for dogs and they break every single one. They legit run through peoples yards chasing their shit dogs like they own and just walk right through my fucking yard and their dog walks around with no leash and barks for hours in the middle of the night
These are all offenses to have your shit dogs taken away and killed. I want to kill it so fucking bad but i dont want to get found on a camera or some shit
Oliver Perry
Kill your neighbors instead of the dog, they will find out who did it eventually and will take revenge on you. How about you let it out and it will run away probably, problem solved, no killing involved, neighbors will think he jumped over the fence or some shit will never suspect a thing.
David Roberts
Kill yourself instead fagg
Kayden Perez
I can honestly see a 600 lb person resorting to that Or tbh a starving person too
Austin Johnson
Not OP but good idea
Brody Moore
Just fucking feed it poison.
Liam Ward
Feed it sleep pill (some hard shit like xan or valium) either he dies or fells asleep if he sleeps throw him in a river
Christopher Price
Get some glass and grind it or pound it into really fine grains mix it into some ground beef and you're set to go. Easier than getting a hold of poisons and its 100 % effective. Dog will be dead in 2-. 3 days
Caleb Turner
only fucking dumb uncivilized niggers go around hurting/killing pets. are you a fucking barely literate monkey, user?
>waaaaaa waaaaaa i can't handle a dog barking because of all this sand in my vagina
call the whaaaaambulance. alert bawwwww enforcement.
Alexander Edwards
Kill the neighbours and feed the dog LOVE AND CARE
