Should I
Should I
Turn gun around, hold it towards your head. Press Play. Thx
Nah. You'll have an ikky gross mess to clean up. Throw a rock at it instead.
Vermin is stealing dog food
No, faggot. Give the gun to the little guy. If he lets you live, be thankful and let him use it in robberies.
fuck yea shoot that coon
We're waiting///
Shoot the dog instead
Awn, hes pretty adorable, there's got to be some service in america that relocates coons or something like that
Shoot the damn thing,you chicken shit rat bastard.
Its daylight. That thing is rabid
If you're cold, he's cold. Let him in.
You dickheads reloacated coons for 300 years, how did that work out for ya?
No give it an apple
Nice pet raccoon OP, he looks very handsome
Get a second bowl for it. Make that fucker a pet
I keked hard
This and teach it to slay any niggers that trespass.
Shoot your cock off
Thank you for not Killing it. Unnecessary cruelty is for niggers only.
lmao it worked out great for them they got educated and stopped living in dirrt tribes
shoot that rabid fker
Double dubs
It must be done OP
Actually more like 74 years, but who is counting?
Bump
Pet it faggot,only niggers kill animals for kek
White people are the only civilising force on this degenerate planet. We can't turn into niggers by abusing animals.
you can only abused those who feel abused animals just see it as nature if a stronger thing kills you
Be that as it may Killing animals for the sake of killing is just barbaric. As humans we should know better and understand no matter how intelligent they can still feel pain. and only a monster would wish pain upon innocent animals merely for there own enjoyment.
Sure
But don't shoot it
Shoot by itaybe if you scare the shit out of it it won't come back.
If it does return then I guess you're just one step closer to the shooting it option.
Coons aren't strictly nocturnal. They are often active around dawn and dusk
lol stupid fucking nigger &ugly ass bitch no ones ever gonna fuck
shoot the c00n nigger
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Nah, then you'll have to clean up the mess. Try bludgeoning it to death or something.
Cause that won’t make a mess u stupid inbred fuck
agree 100% post made my day
At least it'd be more fun a mess to make tho
Adopt it
Teach it to shit on your neighbors roof
30% of tested raccoons have rabies. Kill it now.
Sampling bias, retard
Give it some food but put a bit on prune juice in the food so it gets the shits
likely just hungry
Spotted the faggot drinking a soy latte and typing from his Macbook in a Starbucks.
So it can shit all over his deck. Good thinking retard
OP is a faggot and won't do it.
Unironically based, you did the right thing.
Now call upon his friends and have your own raccoon army to smite your enemies.
Yeah. Just kill it
when raccoons tried getting on our back porch
mama used to just chase them off with a broom
Thats the point faggot.
when have you ever seen raccoon shit?
i have tons on my property and have never seen raccoon shit on my porch or deck
>Should I
You can...you may...you will continue to the be type of person who has such thoughts. You are not unique OP. Replacing pride with a gun is nothing new in this world OP. Try not to choke on cock; k?
you're a special kind of gay
Put it in your mouth, then you should :)
Yes. Be sure to approach it's corpse afterwards and shoot it several more times in the head (until it's head is no longer a head). If dubs, you must also throw it in the neighbors yard.
Nooooo don't kill it
Pet it so it can become big and stronk!
>when an animal is so cute that everyone forgets that racoons can be diseased and are 100% of the time aggressive as fuck
Don't be a pussy and shoot the fucker.
Yes, but with melee weapon (if not AMERICUH)
Nah we did relocate some coons once. That caused way too much problems for us. They decided they wanted equal rights which to them means to be treated special.God what a mistake that was
Why dont you know how to grip a gun?
Fuckin coons. Shoot em all
shoot the fucking vermin
You ever killed something bigger than mice? You're not supposed to go full retard on him whether a gun or melee. Enough to incapacitate and then snap the neck
>that loose-y-goose-y chick grip
Kek
>>that loose-y-goose-y chick grip
>Kek
Yup, he ain't doing it
Don't put dog food outside?
user is correct: your grip is all wrong OP
something tells me you already did or did not. spill the beans fagot
Yeah, you're right, raccoons don't ever shit.
kys?
lel
dude, he gave you scientific evidence. there's a good chance based on his research that racoons inhale carbon their ass and burp oxygen.
he looks cute, but raccoons are the niggers of the animal kingdom. he'll get your dog sick so even if you don't shoot him, he can't stay
user is a good guy
Try welfare
paralyse it and then let your dog at em
Hell no, crazy. Fuck no.
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Lol gank that nigga