You fags will argue about anything

You fags will argue about anything.

Bacon, or Magnesium?

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>oops too much butter
*LAUGHS IN FIERI*

That would win in a fight? Probably bacon

Magnesium can turn water into fire. Bacon is just a fattening snack.

explain

But what if bacon was used as a bioweapon? fattening the water supply or some shit. I'm very high and my opinion may be dubbed invalid by whosoever pleases

Not really as effective as turning the water supply into fire.

hey FUCK YOU MAN. Bacon is a tasty snack

Socialism: everybody had cookie!

How come flour gets to have a cookie?!
Fuck this this oppressive kitchen!