Who wants to buy my really worn down vibrator?

Who wants to buy my really worn down vibrator?

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M or F

f

It's a vibrator, it isn't M or F.

tits or gtfo

it has been through some shit. it probably even experienced astral projection before me

Proof?

i'll show proof if i have to

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Demonstrate how it works or gtfo

...

well i shall
can you be patient?

No

Yes, look forward to seeing the demonstration.

Once again.

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well can you be whatever comes before patient?

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patience is the companion of wisdom

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post butthole?

Good story mang.

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I'm a dude and I use one. Used it tonight. It feels fucking amazing. Can't use it too often or it dulls sensitivity. But it's fun to change things up. Also, doesn't matter how many times I've cum, it will make me cum again. Also without the soreness that comes with jerking your dick too much.

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people fap to this?

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whats in the cage?

Japanese people, mostly.

Hrm I'll buy

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post feet

would never of guessed

btw i just got that. lol!!

Post ig so I can inquire about price and shipping info ;)

show us the cage
show us the cage
show us the cage
show us the cage
show us the cage

nothing is in the cage now. it's a home for my future business of ferrets.

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OP is a trap

Neat.

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You're probably a fat gay dude no thanks

ahhh.....you wanna see the haunted ferret cage of betty ferret?

Where exactly do you use it?

that's what i'm wondering!

look up betty ferret online, you'll know exactly who i am

It feels best on the frenulum. That's where I place it to cum. I might press it lighter and harder, and it get more intense with throbs. It also feels good to place or press against the shaft when still wearing boxers.

i'm a piece of shit just like the rest of ya'll. i don't give a rat's ass. anyway, who wants to buy my vibrator?

?

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i just wanna rent an apartment to move out of my dad's place cause he's jewish, and it sucks

unfortunately that's me

you look fine

i'm poor as fuck....why else would i do such duplicitous shit?

because we're all degenerates

my ex used me for runescape currency. i stuck it out for 8 years. i've had enough

that sucks, hope you're doing better homie

well does anyone wanna buy my vibrator?!?

although i appreciate all of the support....from Yea Forums nonetheless!

I suspect you may be misinterpreting the attention.

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okay i'm gonna be blunt. i don't do nudes. i don't do half nudes. i just sell my equipment. and i'm a writer. so i can go into great detail as to how i used the things i've used. and i like to.

nah it's support nonetheless

being an attention whore and all

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what in the shit is this

Brb telling Mod Ash about this, will you take gp?

Stick it on the grand exchange already

fuck off then cunt

Squeeze between tits

nice feet

nobody gives a shit about your sorry writing. fuck off.

Nice marmot.

Without proof we assume the vibrator has been in a man's ass. Someone will still buy it, but this person will need to know

Moar feet poses like that but without the wand inbetween, just moarrrrr please

Dirty ass laptop, getting ready for nasty rodents/marsupials, crusty feet, nasty ass carpet.
Yep, this is your typical femanon

this

You look like a guy op. Show pussy and timestamp

This is clearly a guy.