>soup or salad?
>no thank you
>it comes with the meal. Soup. Or salad.
>oh I thought you said super salad haha ill have the salad.
I was 10 at a cousins wedding dinner party. Post stories you still think about and make you cringe. I jerked off in the bathroom after that. Really nice restaurant actually.
Soup or salad?
Nathan Collins
Tyler Foster
That isn't even cringe. That's just child innocence. Fuck you
Carter Garcia
Everyone at the party looked at me and laughed
Dylan Perez
that joke has been told by countless comedians the last ten years.
stop telling stories.
what's next, you knew a girl in high school who had to go to the er because she fucked a hot dog and it broke off?
gtfo.
Jayden Garcia
Motherfucker im not lying. I got lasagna and a salad, i got a mickey mouse watch for taking the roll of handing out bubbles and having people sign the guest book and I jerked off in the bathroom cause they had pictures of girls in 80’s style bathing suits.
Oliver Fisher
all of what you just said i believe, because you seem like a beta.
funny thing though, in your explanation on everything that happened to prove your telling the truth, the only thing you left out was the joke.
Lucas Campbell
This motherfucker is working on a different level
Leo Parker
>be me
>18yrs old
>playing warframe
>friend is getting weirdly hostile
>thinks it's banter
>says "I hope you die and don't respawn"
>I cringe right after
>friend cringes
>whole lobby makes fun of me for an hour
If only I could forget that.
Gavin White
Wow! Very original and funny, thanks for sharing!
Hudson Davis
>High school basketball game
>We have a ref that only has one arm
>Making some dark jokes about him
>After game sitting in the bus
>I see a blind man leaving
>”Guys look, why would a blind person come to see a basketball game?”
>”That’s my grandpa user.”
Adrian Walker
>Guys look, why would a blind person come to see a basketball game
sorry, but that's a valid question. i have a blind friend, and I played basketball in highschool. i would find it weird to assume they would come to a game and just hear squeaking sneakers for an hour and a half.
Nolan Jenkins
Cause its not a joke.
Nathan Adams
jfc.
you started the thread with a joke.
you got called out for being a story telling bitch b/c the joke is old as hell.
then, in your defense, you posted everything that happened that day to prove your point, but didn't mention the joke.
so... i believe everything you mentioned here is true, but your subconscious left out the joke b/c it isn't true.
Carson Jones
I wanna post but i'm afraid.
Oliver Brooks
Youre a fucking dumbass
Post it
Jose Lopez
yeah, i'm the dumbass because I had to explain my post that you didn't understand.
Caleb Richardson
You can be completely transparent here.
Luis Rodriguez
No youre a dumbass because you think im lying in my original post.
Wyatt Roberts
everyone here knows you're lying. do you want me to post youtube links of comedians telling that same fucking lame joke?
but hey, lets break it down
>soup or salad?
>no thank you
>it comes with the meal. Soup. Or salad.
>oh I thought you said super salad haha ill have the salad.
if the confusion was between soup or salad and super salad, then why in the second line is the response "no thank you"
not only did you regurgitate an old joke, you fucking told it wrong.
do you want to keep going with this argument?
Ethan Gray
>be me
>be 11
>uncle is getting married
>sit through whole ceremony
>post-wedding dinner
>he has the dance with his wife, they throw the flowers, etc.
>uncle walks over to me, starts playing around with me
>i spit directly into his face for absolutely no reason
Jason Brown
weird flex but ok?
Nathan Cox
I didnt even know it was a joke dumbass.
Alpha as fuck