>soup or salad?
>no thank you
>it comes with the meal. Soup. Or salad.
>oh I thought you said super salad haha ill have the salad.
I was 10 at a cousins wedding dinner party. Post stories you still think about and make you cringe. I jerked off in the bathroom after that. Really nice restaurant actually.
Soup or salad?
Nathan Collins
Tyler Foster
That isn't even cringe. That's just child innocence. Fuck you
Carter Garcia
Everyone at the party looked at me and laughed
Dylan Perez
that joke has been told by countless comedians the last ten years.
stop telling stories.
what's next, you knew a girl in high school who had to go to the er because she fucked a hot dog and it broke off?
gtfo.
Jayden Garcia
Motherfucker im not lying. I got lasagna and a salad, i got a mickey mouse watch for taking the roll of handing out bubbles and having people sign the guest book and I jerked off in the bathroom cause they had pictures of girls in 80’s style bathing suits.
Oliver Fisher
all of what you just said i believe, because you seem like a beta.
funny thing though, in your explanation on everything that happened to prove your telling the truth, the only thing you left out was the joke.
Lucas Campbell
This motherfucker is working on a different level
Leo Parker
>be me
>18yrs old
>playing warframe
>friend is getting weirdly hostile
>thinks it's banter
>says "I hope you die and don't respawn"
>I cringe right after
>friend cringes
>whole lobby makes fun of me for an hour
If only I could forget that.
Gavin White
Wow! Very original and funny, thanks for sharing!
Hudson Davis
>High school basketball game
>We have a ref that only has one arm
>Making some dark jokes about him
>After game sitting in the bus
>I see a blind man leaving
>”Guys look, why would a blind person come to see a basketball game?”
>”That’s my grandpa user.”