Be me

>be me
>be 2 hour ago
>playing online vidya with good friend, lets call him Noah
>me an Noah are trolling and having a good time
>all of a sudden Noah says that he needs to go, and exits the game
>dont think much of it, watch some shows online
>fast forward 30 minutes
>get bored
>check friends list and see Noah online the same game with "Friends" B and C ( ill call them Alex and Ethan now)
>I thought i was good friends with Alex and Ethan, so i decide to message them asking to join.
>mfw i see Alex and Ethan go offline
>mfw they dont respond to messages
>only good friend Noah responds, and he basically told me that Alex and Ethan dont want me to join or to be friends, which is why they hid their online status and didn't respond
>Noah tells me that they told him not to tell me this
>he tells me that he still thinks im a good friend, and that he will play with me later
>mfw 1 month ago there was a summer bash that all of my friends group was invited to except me
>mfw this is not the only social group to cast me aside without even a response to my face
>mfw i have had friends like Noah who are discouraged from being my friend by a larger social group
>mfw i might lose Noah, one of my only close friends nowadays

is there something wrong with me anons, how am i this socially fucked, i keep thinking that everything is fine and then everything starts crashing down. why is it like this

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Maybe you’re annoying, I mean you came to complain to /b sounds like you’re being a sensitive bitch

Can't change how other ppl feel or think bro :/

Just carry on, and learn not to give a fuck about what other people think dude.

Why you so mad relax buddy

Based answers
Gain inner focus and vision
Gain that inner sense of ground

I’m someone from the larger social group responsible for this. Point blank it’s because your socially awkward. You make people cringe without trying. We want to have fun without hanging out with someone mentally crippled. Also why the fuck do you always smell like cheese? No hard feelings bro. Goodbye.

Stop being 12 years old underage user.

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Neck yourself faggot

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No one is mad, this is the reason he has no friends, he’s the person coming to cry on Yea Forums for people not liking him and then wondering why like a dumbass

Get new friends loser

I know right? He also tells people to kill themselves when they hurt his little feelings. No wonder everyone abandons him in the end.

Move on OP. If Noah isn't gonna stick around, fuck it he's not worth it. You'll find people worth giving a fuck about, but not these niggers. They're probably sucking each other off or even fingering their assholes to Noah's voice on a mic while they talk about how gay you are. You're not gay OP. They're gay. Too gay. They're probably so gay for you they had to fucking excommunicate you. Fucked up right? Life is gumdrop. Don't fucking forget it. Keep playing Vidya, believe in yourself, and better cocks will come.

Here’s your new boyfriend OP

Everyone in this thread is giving him more attention than anyone in his life wants to, we all are.

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Inb4 this kid shoots up his ex friends and then trys to fuck his last in only friend before killing him

We know it’s you op it’s okay that you have no friends.
Pls stop overeating, too.

He’s too much of a pussy to do anything.
Also the survivors and the rest of the friends group will know that they did the right thing exiling his dumbass to the shadow realm.

Lemme guess, u r assburger, adhd

Same fag. May I ask your unhealthy obsession with OP. Do you want his cock that bad?

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>giving a fuck about “online friends”
That’s where you fucked up niggers
Jokes aside, maybe it’s the way you speak/things you say
People are fucking faggots anyways who always have to act like they’re people they’re not so don’t take it too personal
Just delete them all and start anew
I don’t even game and i’m pretty sure that you could find some other people the same way you found these twats

You’re the one with your nose in his ass

Anyone who has “robot test” saved on their device is clearly a loaner faggot

This thread is shit

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you get used to it after a while

Noah here. Fuck you nigger your an autistic cunt nobody wants to play with you, not even me anymore. Suck a dick.

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>Loaner
At least he doesn't have extra chromosomes

Noah is based as fuck

But he does and also failed as a human because no one wants to be around him.
I can misspell a word and still be desirable because I’m not ugly like Op

They say it takes a loner fag to know a loner fag

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That little melodrama is so minor in your life OP. You can go make friends that change your life and actually want to be around you and respect you. But you have to become the person that can meet those people head on. I did it. You can too. My advice in all these threads is read a book aloud, everyday for 20 minutes at least, to work on how you speak and to train yourself to better wield the English language. You probably are super cringey and don’t know what to do. Practice reading aloud and learn to control your tone. Learn to sing if you want to really master your voice.

Ayy i’m a cyborg

>Doesn't even post pics
Let's see it already
+10 points for trilby

Well that’s why you are a loser - you listen to the majority but the majority still doesn’t like you IRL

Your gay for asking for another guys picture

I love you but I dont have friends i really get on with either so i'll tell you to just stop being social and how old Are you?

Are you retarded, I'm not OP.
And I'm not gonna larp about my social situations

If he's ugly it ain't gay. And I'm saying he's ugly. Can't prove me wrong unless he posts these beauty pics

At least I have friends and I don’t ask other guys on the internet for pictures lmao

Based as fuck answers, listen to these OP

Got a slightly strange. Would be in solid normalfag/Chad territory if I could get my mental health in check lmao

Someone's getting defensive here. I have friends too uwu, yet you don't see me using that as a defense.

Still no proof with no pics tho.

Based as fuck answers, listen to these OP

Lets be real now, if you have 20+ people ditching you, it's not them, it's you. Maybe you are socialy awkward, or maybe you are anoying, maybe you smell bad or it's maybe something really trivial. All I can tell you that people who have friends and get invited to these kinds of events are really self confident. Try hitting the gym, being relaxed, play on your virtues. Listen, I'm going to guess that they don't like your sense of humor so maybe don't force jokes and let them come to you in a moment. Also when somebody makes a joke, don't try to top it, just laugh with the group, that will make you instantly more attractive to other people in general.
Sorry for this kind of advice, but I don't have much info on you so I can't help you that much

I’m only interested on making op cry everyone else is irrelevant

OP Nigga smells like blue cheese

My dick is 12 times bigger than my penis!
Your dick is too large for me.
You know what? No excuses
My penis is bigger than my dick!
That is how long I can stay in this world.
"I hate you, man."
How hard can it be
You hate me? Why do you hate me?
You love me? Love me?
"You hate me."
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
"You're a creep!"
Don't think that way!
I hate you, man!
What should I do?
You hate me!
"I don't know what to do, woman. I am a man. I know."
I hate you, man!
How could you hate me?
"You're gonna hate me too, man!"
Don't think that way!
Stop what you're doing! Stop what you're doing!
Stop what you're doing!
Stop what you're doing!
I have my penis like my dick, and I love you so much, but I don't wanna fuck you. I do not wanna fuck you.
"I hate you,"

Shit, i had speech to text on. Ignore this.

Definitely a loaner fag who the fuck would imagine thinking having that would be “fun” or “cool”

Harsh, yet this is definitely good advice OP. Criticism from an ally is better than kisses from an enemy.

You are socially retarded that’s why you save these little info charts to make your self more comfortable around people obviously superior to you. Also Noah also thinks your a fag.

Yet you don't get to witness the crying. And again, for all any of us know, OP is a larping fag who made up the story and is laughing his ass off at this moment.

Replying to the wrong person........
That's a random user

You are defending op because you are op. Or are just trying to get on this losers good side so you can get pictures of him on discord because you know he’s weak and vulnerable and has no friends. Pedo.

On this episode of Yea Forums - Yea Forums edition, we see the roaming rage user, projecting his insecurities onto others, lacking in introspection by just throwing his bad situations or characteristics onto others. Indeed, this method makes rage user feel better. In the end, we see the rage user an hero himself, as none of the projection fixed his situation. Truly intriguing creatures indeed.

At least I have friends xD

>Discord
Fuck off janny

What’s wrong are you mad that Noah doesn’t want to play with your lame ass anymore?

Friends like Noah, Alex and Ethan I suppose. :)

I have friends, does this make me superior? We hang out regularly. Guys am I cool, can I beat up other people now on the internet?

You defend op because you relate to his situation. It’s okay. I want you to know that no one will ever like you for who you are. :)

You are indeed superior to op

Pretty sure OP is long gone. Obviously made the thread and left after he saw some good replies.

There was 3 “humane” replies in the whole thread which are all blue-pilled and the words were designed to prevent op from murdering the social group with a life.

you are half right

See I could respond by saying I have friends that do care about me, which I do. But quite obviously in your mind, you believe this impossible, I can't change that. I don't question that you have friends, likes attract I suppose. But I will say your personality does not make me believe so.

Are you that self deluded?
Do you really act the same way you do on Yea Forums as you would in a job setting?
Doubt it. I fucking love this place because I can speak my true feelings. I hate cringe people. I hate not self aware people. I have to be nice to them at work, but in reality they are pathetic. It just feels good being able to speak your mind without consequence and I know you feel the same way.

>Using "pill" terms
Found your board for you user

It's the anonymity effect, I took basic psychology. I'll say it, I agree, this place is great to have pointless discussions/arguements that will have no ramifications in the long run. And good content pops up on occasion. This place is good for the rare laugh, and to kill time. We are similar user, like it or not. They do say we hate those who remind us of ourselves. I wish you the best in life, truly do. Glad you found a place to vent I guess.

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You go to college, you have a future (I assume) my problem is not with you. Good day.

Thanks dude, I just want this guy to have a better social life

You bad at the game or something? Getting ghosted by gaming frenz is rough

Well it's summer, so technically not rn, but yeah. The futures bright, I'm not gonna snuff out others.

Kek rekt

>huurrrr durrrr muh pilll memes maek me cooooooh
Incel cringe off the charts

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SHUTUP u horrible cunt

I hate noah I hope he trips in front of a bus.

Why the fuck would you call him Noah?

Suicide annoying asshole.

Noah sounds petty cool. I would be friends with him.

Noah sounds like a champ.
This is now a Noah appreciation thread.

I think Noah is a standup guy.

Even the little fat girl is mocking him...

I would kill if my asshole was annnoy me.

Found op.
You are an incel BUT a more evolved version where you involuntarily are rejected with friendship.
You do not deserve basic human rights and also Noah is laughing at you behind your back to this day.

Yep, that says it all.

It says that your a friendless overweight loser that isn’t invited to social events and you can relate

Shutup u horrible cunt, I wonder if Noah might be gay and have feelings for me and that’s why he won’t play vidya with me

I wish this was actually OP

>*you’re
If you are going to attempt an insult, at least learn English first you cock mongling cum stained hairy bloody clotted menstrual shit.

You may know how to spell but you aren’t invited to social events and that’s enough to make me happy

>trolling
Trolls, in my experience, are usually annoying people even when they're on your side OP. Try being a little more reserved and less impulsive and theatrical in your behavior. You'll also eventually find that there are at least one or two people you'll make friends with at some point in your life that will make time for you every now and then even if you do annoy them, because they still care about you. Just don't abuse it too much.

Heres the harsh reality, user. Noah is most likely crippled by empathy and if he had his way, youd never initiate any contact with him ever again so that he doesnt have to feels and be inconvenienced and/or ridiculed by the others who are able to deliberately reject your company without the same empathetic repercussions as Noah. Its important to understand that before attempting to remedy why people seem to repeatedly treat you this way.
Sometimes, it isnt something wrong with you but your 'friends' are threatened by everything thats right about you.
My hunch is that, due to the nature of this site and in particularly this board, and Noahs interactions, it is something wrong with you.
Noah, even given his high empathy, would just as easily, if not aggressively reject your company if the problem with you is something 'malicious' or 'evil', etc
This really only leaves one area and it suggest you are unconciously socially awkward but simultaneously put out a false confidence that , to others, appears that you are being deliberate in your social ineptitude.

tl:dr - youre gay, kys

Nah I just don’t go to your gay faggot bum parties that’s why you’ve never seen me out. I prefer cool parties n shit.

>this
All trolls are dicks and nobody likes them.
It’s a eternal rule to remember op.

No it’s because Ethan and Alex blocked you on video games. xD

>trolls with rl profiles

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user go watch this. You'll learn much from it, trust.

Ethan and Alex are homos too and I think they are trying to convert Noah and turn him against me. They are all doing sex suck jobs on each other at dirty gay bum parties.

You’re just like Noah. I had to point out his grammar all the time too.

Mfw I’ve been a ‘Noah’ to at last three autistic retards that I can remember. All three were fucking unbearable but not actually bad people.

Outta boy.
Let that Hatred into your heart.

Except I won’t lie to you and will straight up tell you that I fucking hate you

I gotta take a shit

I FUCKING HATE YOUR SHIT TAINT TOO MOTHER FUCKER I AM GOING TO CUM ON YOUR DOGS ASSHOLE AND MAKE HER SQUEAL

I’m confused is op still here or is it just a bunch of trolled nose?

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OP is a nigger. This thread has AIDS. Leave immediately.

Who gives a shit? Make new friends online. Practice in the official chanfag server and hone your social skills against the whetstone of other autists and based memers.

discord gg/hxngX4c

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no! fuck u nigger!

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I feel better now.
Thanks for giving me the chance to vent.
I hate losers, especially op.
Farewell faggot ~

Op here, thanks for the show everyone, I will admit I left the thread and came back to quite the pleasant surprise. Thanks for the keks.

This is why your friends hate you.

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> implying I ever had friends

A way better way to troll op would be, give him ur kik get his discord, start playing games with him every day for a month admit that he is now one of ur best friends than call him a dumb fag and ghost him

How to take a life

>implying op uses discord

Thread is closed due to aids

Do you have a discord?

I already did that tho. ~ N04H

>do u have discord?
>want to play some games?
>hey, you're actually pretty cool
>just kidding, niggger lmao
>no one want to be friend with you
>user left the chat

yeah, why?

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No he has to be emotionally attached for it to hurt

We won't do that user, promise. Us here on Yea Forums hate nerds like Noah! Just give us your Discord so we can be best friends and pay your shitty little ner- I mean your fun games together, what games do you like friend? What's your tag?

>what games do you like friend?

games i like:
>Mirror
>Muse Dash
>NEKOPARA Vol. 2
>NEKOPARA Vol. 3 (but i like vol. 2 more)
> HuniePop
>NEKOPARA Vol. 1
>Fantasy Girl
>Mount Your Friends
>Tayutama 2 -you're the only one
>Fox Hime Zero
>SENRAN KAGURA ESTIVAL VERSUS

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We could even maybe meetup irl and touch Switches?

>meetup irl
>touch Switches

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People are finicky, just live your life and better yourself. You'll even understand why they did it.

Man i know i came up with the idea, but how come i get like 40 people helping me fix shit b4 my parents come home when i sperg punch a wall and break a door but this poor faggot gets no love from Yea Forums?

Haha, cool man! I bet you're a killer stud who gets tons of ladies. Whats your discord tag?

Nvm fuck this guy

Run face first into a sawed off branch and become the first human unicorn

the wall puncher is not me.

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You should go to a different middle school

>I bet you're a killer stud who gets tons of ladies
actually, no

>Whats your discord tag?
i use skype

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If u want someone to feel sorry for you, don't start a thread, wait untill Anna or one of the other vchans is on and talk with them. This is Yea Forums most of us are sosiopaths or has more than a couple sociopathic tendencies.

Eather good bait or burn him on the stake

O nice skype is the best can i have ur skype name?

>can i have ur skype name?

sure:
DarkSword; live:thelsword765

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>get mad pussy togerher
Not everything gay, brah....

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but its plastic pussy. i want my first pussy to be real

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lrn 2 guitar op

Op is going to bed, thanks for keks
Yea Forumsros

He has heard of a skype name resolver right?

yeah

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It was. When you slid out your mom and the doctor accidentally smacked the back of your head.

>on their device
fucking summerfags

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have fun fappin to your cousin while the doggo licks peanut butter off of your micro-nuts

thx u2

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people are assholes is one possible explanation. When you have hung out with them, what kind of vibes do they give off to you? Are you a constant part of the conversation or are you quiet and it's mostly just them talking? Do you make cringy or awkward jokes that no one really gets or laughs at? Do you share common interests with them? Take a step back and really try and gauge how you act from an outside perspective. Answer these questions OP, they just might help save your shitty social life

Dad, read the thread first......ugh.

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