God-tier jobs thread:
>What job you have
>How much you get paid
>How easy is job/how much actual work you do
Anons of Yea Forums with easy god tier high paying jobs, recommend me a job that will make my life more comfortable with the least amount of training or work.
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Get an office job. It helps to have a STEM degree. They're varying degrees of time-consuming, but the work is almost always easy. Sometimes you have to sink extra time into learning new things, but then you can go set and forget mode.
Can I work office jobs part time? Any suggestions for god tier part time jobs with big pay?
Systems Analyst
$80k
Easy most days. It does get stressful and demanding when things go wrong.
Flight instructor
$40/Hr
Beyond easy. I sit in copilot seat and only take control when needed. Love my work
So you can afford Belle Delphine's bath water?
EMT
Barely anything
12 hour days that turn into 13 hour days cause of last minute calls
Front end web developer at a university. $38,800. Excellent benefits, 6 weeks PTO, good retirement, but I feel it is low pay.
100k+ refinery operator, work normal 15 days a month 12hr shifts
From what ive learned about EMTs you guys are the most underpaid fuckers in existence.
Be born to a millionaire family and take over the family business. Practically spoon-fed rich.
how to get office job? i have a degree in math, can program, and have done analytics at a co-op. no one will even see me for an interview.
Product Owner
$93k
I enjoy what I do. Sometimes it can be super stressful, but most days I wake up wanting to go to work.
105k
Engineering consultant. I’ve automated most of my job and I work
>Police officer
>$130,000
>For the most part it's easy, at times it can be very hard.
What state are you in? You need to find a better market.
Taste Tester at A Chips Factory. Every bag of chips is taste tested by a handful of taste testers to ensure quality. I get paid in chips of course.
Data analyst
92k/yr
I look at time series data and identify any abnormalities. I make plots in matplotlib of random things and ppl seem to enjoy it. I am pretty much becoming a data scientist.
To get a grasp on my income to cost of living ratio, my mortgage for a 1100 sqft single family home which is 15 minutes from my work is approximately 700 bucks.
im in Canada. the few interviews i had the office was full of chinks and pajeets. i dont want to live in California either.
Forgot to add...
>40 hours a week. Get 2 days off. Every 3rd week i get a three day weekend. Currently get 5 weeks off vacation/personal leave a year
how did you get this job? i can do that and have done it for four years as a co-op, but now that ive graduated no one will even respond when i apply.
Leaf here
Supervisor of fabrication shop
75k yr
Currently at work
Getting paid to shit post
Life is good
Tbh it is a niche field that you would only get access to if you were in the military.
Product Management. Director level. 185k per year plus bonus. Have an mba. Job is stressful.
Could be at the non director level and be a product owner for less. But still decent money.
Support Specialist
$21.46/hour
Pretty easy; take calls and troubleshoot internal IT issues. Help make KB articles.
Custodian for school district
60k/annually
Job only gets hard about two weeks a year, if that. Regular school year I just sweep classrooms, collect trash and clean bathrooms. In the summer, I move furniture and wax floors. Only annoying part is moving furniture, I work with someone else who strips the old wax off while I wait or find something else to do.
Union job, benefits, easy work, hard to get fired unless you really fuck up, some guys stick with it for 40+ years
Sounds good dude. I think being a gym teacher would be a kush job too
Network Analyst - Regulatory for major communications corp. $42.00 hr
Mind a few questions? How many flight hours to qualify as an instructor? Are you former military? What kind of aircraft, and how much does that affect pay? Airline or private? Salary and, if not, how full is your schedule?
Psychiatrist
250-450k
It's a pretty fun job if you can handle the paperwork
Where the hell are you getting flight instructor pay at 40/hr? Im only making 25
I'm a registrered nurse in Chile in a critic care unit
I win CLP 1.8 million (like 2.7k/month), that's 6 times the minimal wage in my country
My job is not easy, patients are in critical condition so there's a lot of job to do, beside the shifts are 12 hrs long, the first day you work a shift in the day, the 2nd day you work all night and 3rd and 4th are "free days" and then you repeat the cicle, you can even do 24hrs shifts andextra shift to increase the monthly wage
There's a lot of single/in a couple/married women to fuck so ain't that bad
What?!?!?
How do get to that level?
It seems like an easy job and I'm up for it
What do?
97k
IT Security Admin
Pretty constant work
Firefighter
Hardly anything compared to our Union counterparts... Independent contractor at $80/shift while I'm in college.
We do all station chores at the start of the shift from 7-8, then we hit the gym for two hours (fucking love it), the rest of the shift is spent either chilling, hitting up chicks wherever we go, playing vidya and doing some training (which is fun). Unless we get a call, then we're either helping EMS on a medical call, cutting someone out of a car wreck, preventing further HAZMAT release during certain situations, fighting a structure fire (which is fun as fuuuuuuuck) or rescuing someone in a shitty situation.
Started out volunteer, got offered a paid position once I had enough certifications, doing this until I have all my welding certs then I'm only doing industrial emergency firefighting while working as a welder.
senior level tech support for apple
like 600 a week after taxes, depends on OT, been here for 2 years
job is easy, i work from home, 40 hours a week
>12k a year
>Walmart cashier of 3 years
I> laugh at retards and let management deal with most shit.
But alas I am the retard
Entry Level Chemical Engineer
76k
Is either really stressful or really easy. Never in between it seems.
Get to what level? I'm at top pay, find an area where cops make 6 figures and start applying
I farm. It took me about 9 months to learn everything I needed to know. I work a total of 200ish hours a year and make about $120k. I have a really nice house, and 20 acres of land on a river. It's an easy life.
But I worked 3800 hour years for 10 years running my own software company so I could buy the land and get it productive.
Machine operator
30/h
I sit on my ass, browse 4 chan for 2 hours between switching out rolls and then pressing a few buttons
temp agencies have good hook ups with most office jobs, look into one of those. a lot of the times it will be a temp 6 month contract through the agency with intent to hire after the contract.
> least amount of training or work
Try sucking Dick. Why do you not want to work for something? Handouts are no way to live kid.
Sounds cool as fuck man
Ay I got a question
I'm an la native spic and I always see that the public service jobs are full of whites
How do I begin a journey on being a firefighter? What do I have to do to start?
How to get into this?
Technical support for a software development company (independent, big but not megabig, concealing because fuck you guys)
$21 an hour
Kinda hard to learn everything but once you do its easy as fuck.
Where do?
I'm in la and looking for good cash
How much paperwork are we talkin?
I am an executive in a small company that keeps me on a $130K annual retainer. On top of that, I can work on special jobs that pay $225 per hour for $1500 per day. Low stress. Doing good.
Do I need to do anything before I become a rookie? And how do I climb up that ladder?
I just don't want to do any extra stuff I don't need to do (college debt/scam)
I'm in my thirties and will make about $180,000 this year ($150,000 salary, $20,000 bonus, and $10,000 worth of stock) working for a large well-known cloud computing provider. Learn to code and get into one of the cloud providers (Amazon Web Services, Microsoft Azure, or Google Cloud); the field is growing so quickly and the margins are so good that they're always hiring.
>senior art director
>$160k/yr
>I boss around a bunch of art monkeys, and make them work like slaves, while taking the credit for all their hard work
Literally same wow. State?
Musician
Varies, made $70k last year
It's a lot of work, tracking hours can be depressing. So I don't anymore. That being said, it's usually rewarding work but definitely a grind.
>Work part time as a Research Student at the Uni I am in. Work on autonomous systems and sheeeet
>~10 EUR/hour
>I do like 3x the amount of work I thought, side projects and such - dont get paid enough or at all by industry students but hey, I am still a "student"
It's probably about 20-30% of your time
real statistic: half of Americans have less than 1000 dollars in a bank account
Yea Forums statistic: 50-80k average milennials kek
here is a more realistic description of myself
>>What job you have
I am an office slug
>>How much you get paid
16/hr + full time (kek)
>>How easy is job/how much actual work you do
very easy for the most part, but I do have to expend a little brain power throughout the day here and there. The only options for advance really are to just hang around long enough until the older folk die or leave and I can take their job and pay
85k
Software engineer for an entertainment company. I write all the code to make the company easier to run. I do this at home, no stress and they love me.
And I love them back
>20 acres
How the fuck do you operate a farm on 20 acres and turn a profit? Most farmers I know have a bare minimum of 50 or so. Most have well over 100 acres.
Bullshit
My godmother’s husband has a farm and he’s always over there
They literally live like right across the farm and whenever i came over when i was young, the only time i’d see him was 30 min from time to time to play a bit of Donkey Kong, at dinner time and at night past 7
>fix other people's retarded code
>job security, most programmers are retarded
>making $75K, but far away from any big tech city fill of shitlibs
>boss is chill af
>don't even have a degree
The trick isn't earning a fuck ton of money and buying a bunch of expensive shit. It's learning to live well within your means, take up affordable hobbies, establish passive income (make your money work for you) and do what you enjoy.
Passive income could be as simple as having a vending machine business and paying someone else to maintain and stock the machines. Or you could learn how to invest and go that route. Earn a pension or rent out houses. The point is to spend more time enjoying yourself while making sure your living expenses are covered. You don't have to develop a taste for champagne, just make sure you have enough income that you can buy your favorite beer every day without wincing at the price. Learn how to avoid overexpanding yourself - it's more work than it's worth. If you get bored and decide you want a job after all your expenses are covered passively, then work doing whatever you enjoy whether it's bar tending or working an ambulance.
24/hr - Personal Support Worker
Basically I do all the bitch work at hospitals. Including wiping the asses of grown adults. Its a fucking awful job and no one respects you. Not even the government. They refuse to make the profession registered like the rest of the health care related professions. At the same time its one of the most heavily regulated.
holy shit that looks like my friend
>Chef at four star restaurant in Michigan
>$70,000 a year
>Not easy at all, busting ass all day and working my way up to executive chef position hopefully. You have to be a selfless wack-job for this shit.
Surveyor
60k
Basically drive around and inspect asphalt roadways mainly. I could get a higher paying job since I have a MS, but job is so easy and convenient. My clock starts when I leave my house and ends when I come home, zero commute.
Ok
How do invest?
I can't get not pension right now (19 and busboy)
Don't have no house
How do make that money work for me?
Not him but considering what he said he did before, I'm guessing he saved enough to buy the land outright.
gotta kik??
I'll make one right now
Don't have one right now
don't listen to that dude he had so many bad fucking ideas in one post kek
Depends on the crops. I grow blueberries on particularly good land. I own the land outright, hire labor and marketing, and net over half of gross. All I have to do is operate the business end.
That sucks. I have no interest in that kind of farming. What did he grow? He probably didn't start out with a pile of cash, though. I sold my software company and essentially retired at 36. This sustains itself and my hobbies, so it's all I need.
mmk.
Literally shut the fuck up, hahahaha stop talking.
Nice dubs, but you failed to recognize my quads... So now I'm not going to answer you. Jk yes having a bachelor's degree would be helpful and getting hired at a department with a competitive salary
Dude, go to a community college, get your IFSAC 1 AND 2 (they're easy as fuck to get, don't fall for the BS hype that's meant to scare away the unsure) and apply. Another great option is to get your EMT certs, then apply.
In reality, all you need is your high school diploma, be in shape (look up the CPAT test) and apply. Most major departments will pay for your training just so you learn exactly what they want you to learn. Being Hispanic is a huge benefit btw... It's a government job and they need to hire x amount of 'minorities'. Everyone on my department is white, but we recently hired a dude just because he's half black because it helps meet the diversity quota. Besides that, we don't care that you're Hispanic, just have the back of the person next to you. Be trustworthy and you'll be loved.
Gottamek is my kik
retired
formerly unix sysadmin
$120k/yr
ama
>inb4 no oldfags on Yea Forums
Registered nurse
$32/hr
3 12 hour shifts a week
I fuck all the female nurses since small amount of men in that field
I love it
Fuck you both back in the early 90s we didn’t even get paid. You do it for the hours so that you can get a real job with a regional so that you could make the big bucks 16k per year.
Haha that sounds funny and ridiculous
I guess people fall for that social media anti racism meme
(The "loud and proud" voice of social media)
Yeah man, I see a gang of white faces Everytime a fire truck rolls around
I'd love to do that man
Fight fires with my bros it would be sad if we lost one though
What other benefits are there? Pension?
I wouldn't mind living on a fat pension but a steady one would be fine
Start by looking up YouTube channels that will explain it in the simplest terms then go deeper into the rabbit hole as you learn more.
If I buy a box of 100 candy bars for .50 cents each ($50 for a box of 100), put them into a machine that keeps them cool, keeps people from stealing them, etc. & sell them for $1/each, then I can turn that $50 that I used to buy the box of candy bars into $100 assuming I own the machine and place it where all the candy bars will sell. If I pay someone $20 per machine to drive to it, maintain it, stock it, wipe off the dust and all that, then I'm making $30 off that. Save $20 for business related costs (such as fixing your machines when they break, buying more machines and expanding your business, replacing candy bars that go bad, etc.), then as long as you have someone competent and trustworthy to do the actual work, you make $10 Everytime you sell an entire box of candy bars to sit on your ass while the cycle repeats itself uninterrupted.
Say you have 100 machines selling candy bars with that same profit margin and each one sells through one box a month; you would make $1,000/month for doing nothing past your initial investment. Or if you decided to be the guy stocking your own machines, you would make $3,000/month and could probably do all the actual labor over the course of 5 days. In other words, work 5 days, make $3,000, enjoy rest of month unless you get a service call.
Get your phlebotomy cert and go ER Tech. I'm making 21.50 starting.
same here g, NZ
>Gas utility worker
>$41.50/hr
>Hard
A metric fuckton of rules and policy to remember. Like, I have no skills except a skill in working under these specific codes. I don’t know what I’d do without this job.
It's the coolest shit ever. Pay and benefits vary department to department, but it's always worth it. I hope this helps, bro. Make sure you are in shape.
>radiation protection supervisor
>130k a year
>sometimes very busy, sometimes nothing for a week.
not great not terrible
Radiation is my ultimate fear and fascination. How do I get in this field with just a HS diploma?
A lot of money for where I live and great benefits.
Most supervisors only have a HS diploma. Look at a school that offers a cerficiate in radiation protection. The lead nuclear engineer only has a high school diploma.
take it from this guy
i make 60$/hr as a contract applications programmer working from home, living in an 1100 sf 4 season house/cabin built in the mid-80's that i paid 20% down on and paid off in less than two years.
I have (an american) STEM degree but had no idea what to do with my life or aspirations out of college. I took the first thing I could get related to my degree (manufacturing) and drove an hour to work and an hour back for 14 months to work 12 hour 7pm to 7am floor shifts for less than 20$/hr. At 22 realized life was going nowhere, quit cold, and drove to the west coast with a friend. Had a shit manufacturing job at a great company (6am to 2pm shift, salaried for not much more than i was making previously) that i left for a contract job in the development sector of the industry (solicited by a recruiter after taking an after work professional certificate program and actually giving a shit about it). Three months later the company bought out my contract ad I had a pretty successful career going for me, but I was unhappy as fuck living in the city and living in a corporate environment. Took a huge risk quiting cold (again), and moving to south america. Had enough savings to do nothing for six months, realized i needed a job again, used an old linked in contact i made at previous successful career to get a remote gig...with a job, I took the savings i had left and put 20% down on the cabin i (luckily) found in the states while picking up the gear for the remote job. shit was crazy easy...too easy...maybe 10-20 hours a week...I thought I was retired making 84k salary a year with benefits. At the end of the day, I wasn't satisfied, ended up specializing into applications programming under contract...more money but less stability. Motivated me to pay off the house quick...bought the land across the street so no neighbors.
Cost of living is down to about 20k a year, with a 40$/day budget outside of fixed expenses
Unarmed security guard(night time)
$12 an hour
I work 36 or 42 hours a week
Fucking easy as shit.... No like its fucking so damn easy a tard could do it with 2 sticks in his eyes
How do you keep boredom at bay user?
????
Are you actually retarded?
Also, nice dubs met with bro-tier firefighter dubs Go down the career path. You went into this thread and responded to that first post for a reason. Don't become discouraged and don't give up. It's easy as fuck once you realize the haters are full of shit. It really is a dream job if you get onto a department that pays well.
Also, for reference, it took four years working as a highly motivated/engaged employee in that office as development associate during my mid-20's to build the foundation for me to fucking quit, not work for six months, and then pick up my career as a remote employee with another (albeit lesser) firm
Invest in yourself while you have the time; build your value as a fucking human being by constantly challenging yourself and making changes when you're deeply unsatisfied, while still treating your work relationships professionally, passionately demonstrating your value and your reliability, even if it's just a means to an end
Rn 40/hr in urgent care
Literally sit on my ass, take a history, do vitals, rinse repeat.
IT Security, Consultant and Auditor, Technical Specialist, Payment Card Industry (PCI DSS, PCI PA-DSS, PCI PTS, ... all of them)
$70k/y + 9.5 super (401.k for US?) + 10% performance bonus (AU$)
Not even qualified to do my job (CompTIA A+, Network+, Security+). I know how to google, and all the actual 'qualified' people ask me how to do their jobs, and go to clients.
I am requested on most major project by clients because the Senior Auditors dont know how Windows/Linux, etc work and ask stupid shit all the time.
Spend most days fucking around on the net for 5 hours, might do a couple of hours real work. Today i CBF going in, so i am at home 'working'... left my laptop at work...
merch at Best buy
cook in a local Italian restaurant
contracting
$10.81
$9.50
$12.50
medium - too many barriers to do things easily without corporate or cock sucker lazy managers getting testy
easy - make pizzas and help around the kitchen
easy - I'm told what to do and I do it
Tax Lawyer
140k
Pretty easy. I'm the only one at my firm so I pretty much have complete job security.
Software developer. $36.43/hr
Some days I work all day, some days I do virtually nothing. There was a period years ago where I probably worked 10 hours over 6 months. Left an hour early every day, 1.5 hours early on Fridays.
These days I mostly put in my hours and mostly work. The difficulty varies by task. Half of the difficulty is dealing with people who disagree (due to their own idiocy).
Brosing this site and looking at the stars
Bartender
Busy city and a high class bar 12 dollars is the cheapest cocktail we sell besides beer.
projected to make 82-85k this year.
Yes if you are in the craft cocktail industry youll make that much. it takes HOURS of time off the clock studying your drinks to get a job that will pay this. its not easy work but holy fuck its fun. Chicks legit look at you like some sort of god who has the magic touch to make them drunk fools. And also it helps to have people in the industry. i work 4 nights a week and make 500-1500 a night. some nights are better than others.
Also if you have a friend who studied financial planning its worth talking to them.
Airline Captain
289.00 per hour
So share with us user, how do you learn to sleep during the day?
is that why you bastards fly so damn slow?
I only do domestic
>on aircraft for 4 hours
>hasnt taken off yet
>announcement
>"crew has timed out"
>riots on board
>crew doesn't care
>found all at the airport bar after
Nope, it’s for your safety ;-)
>$289/hr
>domestic
fuck off
everyone says learn to code, but the other day i sat down with my torrented coding book, visual studio and realized
wtf am i doing
i get that coding for the most part is memorizing code and finding creative solutions to implement it but i dont even know how to come up with a project i want to create other than a video game.
wat do
>/biz/
Haha some of our smallest planes pay that little boy!!!
I don't know how old you are user, but it's a long process. You need to start simple, with a project that is interesting to you, otherwise you won't stay engaged. Get a Raspberry Pi and make it do something interesting, like control the temperature of your beer fridge, close your blinds when the sun comes, or as a handheld game console. Start simple, and realize it will take a long time, but enjoy the journey. If you can't do that, then just find something else, coding is not for you.
this man lies to himself, not unlike most pilots
>I love my job
fuck off you humongous faggot
was a CFI for many years
that job sucked ASS
>hot as balls or freezing
>say "watch your altitude" 40 trillion times
>fly the most embarrassing thing in the sky
>pissy students when they suck ass its your fault
>highschool students that just want selfies and never study anything
>old students that do the same thing 400 times and never learn or get better
>stale coffee
>students cancel last moment, your full day turns into 1 student 8-10am and another one 4-6pm and you jack off or talk to the old guys hanging around the rest of the time
$40/hr my dick. Thats for advanced students, which are few and far between. youre getting 20-25/hr for 80%+ of your time. dont lie you huge tool.
Make something less ambitious that still gives you a sense of accomplishment. If Arduino were around when I got into coding, I might have started on that. There's something magical about your code making LEDs blink and motors move.
Production Operator oil/gas in Alaska. Work 2 weeks on 2 weeks off. Not sure what my hourly is but I bring home around $13,000 a month which is 2 weeks of work. $165,000 last year and get a nice bonus as well. Only a high school graduate (barely) its an amazing job.
Engineering consultant for a law firm.
$140k a year base, can make extra money depending on outcome of case, size of settlements, etc.
I do geometry and basic physics as a trained Mechanical Engineer, but explaining engineering concepts to lawyers is a fucking nightmare. Other than that super easy and I love it.
jesus christ theres so much bullshitting, i fucking hate my fellow pilots
way to say 290/hr and not explain youre capped at 80hr/month
also, 0% chance youre an airline captain and even know that Yea Forums exists, captains flying big rigs are 50+ 99% of the time
>im special
fuck you, no youre not you pretender. and dont forget to explain the pile of shit life one has to take on to get to airline captain anyway.
jesus christ. unless you are willing to suck airplanes dicks for almost-free, its not worth a careers worth of shit to get there
>bro, Republic just hired me and gave be two boxes of Oreos as a sign-on bonus, my dreams came true! its just a matter of time till I make captain, so what if I say I'm there already, its basically true
typical tool who becomes a pilot because youre a kissless virgin that thought becoming a pilot automatically makes you cool
nah man youre right, mesa buying everyone Ferraris
i know this makes me sound even more retarded despite being "tech savy" and knowing how to use a computer but i dont get how to electronics work if i dont have a monitor in front of me do all computers/electronics have visual interfaces to make shit happen?
the closest ive ever gotten to actual coding was this physics lab that made us do these modules where you plugged in puzzle pieces to get a digital ball to move around
This is why simpler computers are better user. A Raspberry Pi is simple, a Commodore 64 is simple, hell even a NES is simple. It's easier to visualize what's happening, but a modern PC this is almost impossible.
CNA
22.00 27.50 overtime
Easiest job and terrified once I get another client.
I do 12 hour night shifts for a private client who is 100, he just needs help with the urinal is all.
I eat his food, sleep in the guest room, free WiFi. It's a dream, and the client is a bro, loves the titty channel and doesn't afraid of anything
I’ve been at a legacy since I was 27, I’m 37, right place right time homie..keep your chin up, you’ll get here some day, just don’t get a DWI
Wtf is a "product owner"?
I'm a writer and investor, 32. I make about 220k a year on average
I honestly do almost no work but should be working on another book, and waiting on info for a restaurant.
I live in the Midwest so this is really good money. Previously I worked in IT and before that was on a john Deere assembly line...
>Got a summer job in a tunnel engineering factory between 1st and 2nd year of uni
>Minimum wage, £6.15 per hour
>Hard, constantly doing some shit
>got hired at a legacy airline in 2009
>when the economy hit the fan and most pilots were getting laid off and the very best most experienced pilots were fighting tooth and nail for peanuts
you are so full of shit it hurts.
The job is called suicide. Only one day of work then you can retire.
Real estate investor.
About 15-20k per month depends.
It was hard at first. I would put in 10-16 hours per day but now it got easier since I have people work for me.
Petroleum landman
Pros:
Job consists of punching shit into MS Excel/Access 8 hours a day
Listen to Music/Your Mom's House/JRE the entire time
Work from home most of the time
Cons:
Have to travel to and stay in shithole towns sometimes
Self-employed, so have to invoice and float all of my expenses for 30 days
Pay:
300/day starting out, no benefits, ever
Verdict:
It's okay. Don't want to do it forever.
It's free real estate!
amount of startup capital required?
Firmware Engineer II - Amazon
$250 compensation
$160k salary
$36k yearly bonus
$54k vesting
easy job, just sit around and wait for projects, once theyre in i work 8-10 hours everyday sometimes weekends for about a week until im done, then I work 3-4 hours every other day or so after that
Yep!! Should have been hired in 2008 but I bombed my first interview, second time around was a charm!! Hang in there in your jungle jet little buddy, the big leagues will be hiring anyone with a heart beat soon, even little losers like you from Riddle!!
keep bullshittin' pal, 0 people in this thread believe you
Your resume must be shit then
>drive truck for UPS
>Make +100k/year
No one is firing me because Union and I get paid to sit around and wait for trailers to be ready.
Literally the most stressful part is not getting enough sleep before driving otherwise driving a truck is as easy as driving a car once you're familiar.
Also getting a CDL is 5-6k if you do schooling.
Sorry, but unless you are consistently playing with $3-4 million+ in equity markets, there's no way you've made enough money doing It and working a tinker toy job over the course of 11 years to have that kind of disposable income.
>Permanent Disability
>$1100/month
>GF does camming and premium snap to cover other bills
>I’ve become a full time YouTuber
>Get paid to fuck my girl and play video games
>thread on Yea Forums
>average salary is 130k/yr
>actual national avg is 49k
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>lives in bay area
>spends 40% of that on rent/mortgage
thanks for playing
I started with wholesaleing which requires zero money and no license. It was hard getting contracts but I found other wholesalers and learned from them. Tons of YouTube videos on it, pretty fucking easy if you put in the work. I didn't care how much work I was putting in since I'm working for myself which is how I would manage to do 90 hour work weeks.
>Doesn't afraid of anything
whats your disability
Nerds spend an inordinate amount of time on compys.
Compy jobs pay well.
Not that farfetched.
I have MS
lmao, this. Bunch of fucking lying faggots in this thread.
If you don't get that reference, please fucking leave here and never return
Software engineer
170k total compensation
35 hours a week
22yo
ok to be fair, a lot of these jobs claimed here are comp-related.
but not nearly all. and most comp sci salaries cap at like 110-120. not 160-220 like people are claiming.
and thats with years of exp. which your average 4channer does not have
I'm really sorry, that's a shit deal.
Seattle WA actually. Interesting story, I lied on my resume and added 2 years to all my dates giving me 3 years experience nailing me the interview, then once they did my background check I told them that it was a mistake that I had a professional resume editor make my resume and they messed up. They were too lazy to go through the whole hiring process again so I got the job.
I used to live in socal and the rent is about the same. Im saving up so I can get into renting houses and making passive income because I dont want to work anymore.
ive always kinda wondered about applying for disability cause i have epilepsy
otherwise i would have joined the army
but 1000/month seems like something to barely eat and live off of plus i dont like the idea of leeching off society and being useless
Chef at Mcdonalds
9.50 an hour
40 hours a week
44 yo
Life is good, you all suck haha.
Yeah it really is. Luckily the worst part right now is the fatigue. I’m just ALWAYS tired and spend most of my day fighting to stay awake.
you're a retard for taking THAT low of pay. Not only that but, you fuck the job market for other devs by settling, you fucking dick. Kill yourself.
It’s a percentage of the average amount of money you’ve made in your life. I don’t remember the specifics though. But yeah, part of being that leech is I get food stamps, free insurance, and could apply for housing if I wanted to. I just don’t want to live in a shit hole.
Jr. sysadmin
40k
retardedly easy, flexible.
Renting houses is a safe investment but it won't return a lot of money. There are other ways to invest in real estate.
See
oh then i would be fucked i havent worked but maybe a few months of taxable income on my first job, im 21 btw and have had to live with my parents to help them out. my dad owns a restaurant so ive been living on his dime for a couple years
post the high res photo please
do you rent properties or flip houses or what?
This is incredibly good advice. Everyone in this thread should really take this to heart.
Is that you Madarame?
Artfag here, that’s the place Im looking forward to getting to at some point. How’d you get into the industry, and if in US, what state?
In that case you’d apply for SSI since you haven’t worked. As of now that’s only $771/month. You’d also have to be out of work for at least 3 months before applying and can only make “X” amount of money while you’re under review. Most people lose their first time filing, it usually takes 2-3 times and lawyers usually get involved. The only upside to this is when you win, you get back pay from when you applied. If it takes 5 months to process you you’d get that as a lump sum. Most lawyers take a chunk of that and will charge ONLY if you win.
I had just quit school this year, 40k€/year above 45k$/year, renewable energy engineer, I do like a 40h per week and I'm about to open my company, I'll earn like ~504$/day, approximately 15k$/month and 180k$/year
Flip/Wholesaleing.
>infosec engineer (remote)
>$100k/yr
>easy if you're into it/engaged by it; amount of work varies
I work on teams that design, deploy, and stand up the defenses in the company's infrastructure. Kind of like a mix between a sysadmin/engineer and infosec. Sometimes shit slows down a lot when waiting on other teams and I find myself getting wasted and playing video games all day, other times there are tight deadlines to hit and everyone's busy all day long every day until the promised date. Skills include programming, understanding of software developement life cycle, sysadmin black magic fuckery, cloud and docker shit (more recently), interpersonal skills because there's a lot of collaboration with other people and internal groups.
>pic related, as that's basically me for ~40hrs/wk
>I take off the sunglasses when it's time to stop working, get stoned and play video games
unemployed
0
very easy, no work, play vidya in mom's basement all day, want job but so far after over 100 resumes handed out 0 interviews
I think it's cause I only own sweat pants and sweat shirts and don't have money to buy better clothes
I fix aircraft.
Mostly, I do fuckall, the aircraft is good to go 95% of the time
I'm paid to know what to do the other 5% of the time.
> Software Engineer / OS Dev
> 120k a year salary with bonuses, and benefits.
> 40-50hours per week
> Lot of work but I love it, a lot of planning and paperwork/Documentation outside of doing actual programming work.
> 24y/o
80k
Pharmacy Analyst. In Pittsburgh, extremely low cost of living. Salaried and I might have 20hrs of work a week at best. Love it.
Started in the call center and specialized in pharmacy claims when I could, now I'm a Medicare specialist. Could work for any healthcare company and get paid well as experience is the desirable thing.
Best part? No degree needed, though I can't ever become management without it (no problem for me).
You'll have to force yourself. A long time ago, I found that wanting to rice out a Linux desktop taught me a good enough amount of bash (Linux scripting language) for a start and then I moved on to a book called Learn Python The Hard Way (it's free online I think). That book oughtta give you a basis to start with and give you some very basic direction towards how to think about things and approach them programmatically. There are exercises throughout it and the book walks you through them.
Also, check out exercism.io
72 to 120k/ year. Website developer work from home with my rich uncle. Consistent work.
I am studying for this. Graduate with B1 next April.
Whats the salary like?
Lold
that sounds easy
20 years old, drawing porn, around 35k-40k from commissions and patreon. I just draw a few drawings a month and that's more than enough to keep that fun easy money coming in. Spend the rest of my time traveling and working on my own art project.
Truck driver
450-600 / day
If I owned my own truck it would be over 1500/ day
I laugh at all the jobs in this thread, except for the medical professionals are the only better one in terms of pay and lifestyle
Is the porn drawing a means to an end or does it feature heavily in your own art project?
Nutritionist/food engineer for an airline
$50k-120k
Easier than some, harder than most
lmao. bitter, failed pilot alert
commercial beekeeper (apiary manager)
130k a year
the honey we produce is world renowned and sought after everywhere, particularly in china
work hours depend on season. later autumn to early spring i do 35 hrs a week
spring to autumn i do 65+ hrs a week, often 15 hr days (some driving included)
work is physically demanding in the harvest season but rewarding and i work with a good group of guys.
its definitely a means to an end. my personal art projects tend to involve plants and other gay shit like that lol
Engineering manager at big tech company in san francisco
200k/yr base +many more in stock (past few years has been 500k/yr but this is going to drop off to like 150k/yr once my grants run out)
I've never worked 40 hours a week in my life. 50 is light, 60 normal, 70-80 heavy. My team is worldwide so i sometimes start at 5am or end at 1am or both.
I am oncall regularly for a week at a time 24 hours/day
10 years of industry experience and 4 years of specialized education
I keep all those servers that run your code functioning, and make considerably less. 40k plus a proportional amount of bonus and stock. I'm morbidly curious if we have the same employer. Where are you located?
40k, jesus user, go look for another job, your skills are in demand
lol can you imagine bragging about working at target? and do you legit get payed in target bux? god damn thats sad bro
The easiest job in the world that pays ok is being a lifeguard. You do literally nothing. Need the swimming credentials though to get hired unfortunately.
Boring as fuck but a good job for lazy people who don't want to do anything.
I keep all the porn stuff under an anonymous username/persona. My personal project is non-pornographic and posted on a different safe for work account but doesn't get as much attention. I still enjoy drawing porn though.
Do you ever worry that you'll get 'type-cast' as the porn illustrator and your other projects will be scrutinised against your more 'profitiable' works?
yo post some of those plants or whatever man also post some of the porn. just post some art user
I think you misunderstood. "Target Reward Value" does not mean I work in target.
Target Reward Value means : "When the stocks are granted, it is worth this much money. The company "targets" this amount."
When the stock actually matures, it could be a different amount. Sometimes substantially more.
idk man
You knew where I was going with my q.
As a fellow (and I can't really used the word artist, as I haven't put brush to canvas in many a year) but care to share some of your non-porn work?
>What job you have
Provincial Correctional Officer, BC, Canada.
>How much you get paid
Starting: 23$/hr after grad
Cap: 35$/hr (+ temporary market adjustment)
What I make: 26$/hr at 1 year in
>How easy is the job/how much actual work you do
varies from centre to centre. At mine we are superstaffed so half the days I'm just sitting on unit doing nothing but browsing the internet and assisting the unit officer with inmates. Somedays can be tougher but generally even unit officer is easy - basic supervision of inmates. Responding to codes can be tough if shit goes down but it's rare at my centre (like 1-2 a week max) 4 on 4 off, over 100 hours vacation time starting a year, paid sick days, union etc. The job is basically just sitting around watching inmates, doing a walk around every 45 minutes, going back to your desk with your computer and browsing internet while dealing with inmate requests etc.
Problem with being a CO though is that in the U.S in generally sucks because A) the type of population and B) privatized prison's that pay you like trash. At least in my country/province we got peace officer status, have a badge, are covered under the criminal code and the job itself is pretty lax (though some centres are more busy, but even then half the job is chill)
People like to argue federal corrections is better here but with our pay increases coming, our work schedule, what we actually deal with, our centre locations, our actual workload - we got it better.
Mental health nurse
36k basic plus unsociable so more like 40+
6.6 weeks holiday
It's hard work but I do 3 long days (12hrs) a week
>Mine bitcoin after block one release on my laptop
>had about 5000 bitcoins this time 10 years ago
>have shitty jobs... basically addicted to pain killers off and on.
>Sell a few coins here and there for what ever..
>Still have about 4k bitcoins.
>Live like garbage in a 1 bedroom condo in las vegas
>No real job or skill... worth millions I guess.
No real friends either. Recently sold 10 coins so I could sit in my condo for another few months and not be bothered.
Attorney
Self employed
$250k - $300k per year
Sometimes, I've definitively been spending more and more time on the NSFW stuff as I got more and more popular. I try my best to still work on my own project every once in a while. Keeps me from having art block from drawing the same stuff over and over.
Air traffic controller
160k
Small bursts of RTS gaming difficulty once or twice a day, sit back and stare at the sky otherwise, 30 hours of work a week
Only need a high school diploma to start
>sell weed
>0-600 usd a day, 300-900 per week
extremely easy, minimal work meeting people around the corner from my house and making a handful of bike deliveries per day
only catch is it's a bad idea if you smoke a lot, and you need to know a good connect for bud under 2500 a pound
knowing a bunch of potheads helps, so does living in a metro area and making a tinder acct with a pic of a weed leaf
Maintenance tech
40k a year
Not super hard work, mechanical knowledge helps the most.
Do you work in the same medium for both?
Yeah, I know. There's a lot of factors at play though and the reality of my daily work is only about 30hrs a week. I work with some real retarded so idk what that says about the position.
Compared to other data centers I've heard about it still seems pretty comfy. What do you know about it? Genuinely curious.
I was physics and math now working as an SE in the Midwest with a 6 figure income 3 years in. Comfy and every weekend or after work I go to the big lake to relax.
I would never even apply to any place that wasn't unionized anymore.
Stories?
Midwest. SE at around 120k. Fourth year doing it. It was very hard at first but is getting easier. Fun to solve new puzzles or take time from work to learn new things. Going into management soon.
Yep, cute short 2d animations. I sometimes wonder if someones ever gonna recognize my art style on the other account. I wouldn't really care but it'd be pretty funny to explain to employer/family.
>Service Agent for a major international airline
>around 15K yearly in a country where most people dont reach 8K a year - plus perks of traveling anywhere in the world for nearly nothing
>Pretty easy, since you're working within a team
NTB (automotive shop)Store Manager
Last year 105k
Babysit slack ass employees and get bitched at by customers. Not particularly hard but annoying.
Pic of gf?
So the 'plants' you create are animated?
Final question; (and it's a bit broad) what's your background? How did you transition into your NSFW area - did you wake up one day and say to yourself 'you know what Clive, today you're going to animate some big ol' titties'
CMM Operator. I make $23.14 an hour, and I'm currently getting paid to shit post on Yea Forums.
Full stack lead developer, $120k a year. Nowadays I just delegate stuff to other devs and read stuff on reddit, watch Youtube at the office. 4weeks PTO, WFH once a week, good benefits, I don't get in the office until 10am, leave around 4:30pm, so lucky tbh
This. If you're born into poor family just kys and respawn
That is Low AF, I do the same and earn 2.5 times that.
Post some art! If you're worried about reverse searches and doxxing then whip up some one off pieces, simple shit to show off. I'm curious rn
product manager 208k
lol damn, rip my friend.
Propulsion development engineer
70k a year.
I really need a pay bump, rocket science doesn't pay well kids.
Will you help.me with my.dreams? Sounds like you don't have any of your own so.why not help invest in mine?
Cop jobs are stupid hard to get. Most require the P.O.W.E.R. test which is the easy part.
But unless you have family, really good friends who are in or are sucking off half the department good fucking luck on getting on.
Hey blueberry guy. I'm 19 and I really love agriculture. Whats the best region to start a farm? I know places like Idaho have some parcels of land for like 800/acre. I live in Alabama right now and the land just seems way overpriced for what you're getting
Go to a quant hedge fund, you will get a position easily
120k a year. Sit in air conditioned control room kinda like this one 12 hour shifts. 7days on 7 days off. Paid to acknowledge alrams and direct outside operators with what I need them to look at and cruise 4 Chan whenever I want.
Here in Canada, excellent. Way above pleb tier. I don't even budget because I live too simply to ever spend it all. Having no car helps a ton btw. 1k/year for transport by bus no more.
Cars are 10's of K of loses per years.
Are they're all shit even the Ferrari when compared to the marvel of Wide body aircraft.
Study learn, learn your shit. There is no, I mean NO bulkshiting an old timer on anything, so do it right and read the fucking manual.
RTFM for a quick reminder.
creative director for small indie game company
100k year
goes between super easy, chill hours, to difficult, lots of work. always fun, however. doesn't feel like work. good work life balance. food and drink and work, can have a beer or get high anytime. still waiting on "the big one" in which case i can double my salary. getting there.
What do you maintain
Where that ?
kitty kate
Yes and no, We make between minimum and 20 an hour depending on where. Lots of places are solely volunteer. Thing is it's less than a year of training, most of the time you work like 3 of the 12 hours youre paid for. Downside, it's pretty fucked up work somteimes and you can't be a fuck up or people die and you face the consequences
How do I get into this.
How is gigging for tuba players? Going into conservatory this year, undergrad.
How do you survive on that little money?
Low ambition in life.
Craft bartending is a meme. Volume bartending will always be the best way to make money as a bartender. You're stupid and probably a shit bartender that used a shrub once and thinks he's an artist.
Photographer/cinematographer/editor of my own LLC. Hold multiple individual contracts amongst car dealerships with some other busy work on the side.
Gross 2019 projecting $330k before I get railed by the man. Insta hoes pay a lot, also good for free advertising.
Because I like what I do I don't find it hard... just time consuming/always busy/running around.
>Do something that you're good at/have a passion for.
>Up sell your product but ALWAYS overdeliver.
>Take risks. Believe in your heart/follow your dreams etc.
>Above all don't be an asshole
Cardiology Nurse
£40k - £50k annual
Depends if you don't mind being active but my job is honestly so easy. If I worked for the NHS I'd be on 28k annual but right now I'm at an Agency, get to travel around the country and get my accommodation paid for and it's usually a nice Apartment or decent hotel.
I'm so unbelievably jealous of the progessional salaries you have in North America. I have a STEM degree, early 30's, & here in the UK I make £45k gross. Half of my net pay goes on a 20 year mortgage for a very average 700sqft house.
If you want to earn more than that you pretty much have to work in London where rent/travel leaves you with nothing.
In the USA i reckon i'd be earning $150-$200k. Yes we have good welfare/healthcare but I take responsibility for myself & will likely never benefit from it.
So wish I could be part of the american dream. If I was i'd be looking to retire in a few years!
What's your site?
I make 11/hr at a hotel (+tips and service charges) and 10.5/hr driving around in a truck.
>Data Entry
>~$38K/year
>1st two days of week are annoying but manageable, other 3 days are easy.
Not saying it's high-paying but for stress level-to-pay ratio, it's not bad. If I didn't have to deal with fucknut co-workers, it would be almost ideal.
Not for the west coast or FAANG. I work at one in that group, starting TC for my band (non-senior role) is $170k. My TC is $185k.
>I'm so unbelievably jealous of the progessional salaries you have in North America
Theyre liars in this thread. Go look up salaries on indeed or glassdoor, in this thread some "Pharmacy Analyst" makes 80k but you look up offered salaries and its 45k in real life. Theres a "production operator" from alaska claiming 165k but you look up job postings and they offer 16$ an hour.
You really think 20 year olds on Yea Forums are averaging 90k a year when the average in the US is 30k? Its a thread full of lies.
Great advice. Thank you sir
Hi Homer
Technical Account Manager for a startup software company
90k/yr + stock, benefits, open vacation policy
No degree, spent 5 years in contract software support across a few major companies like Apple, Google, and Expedia for $15 - $23/hr
Job can be very stressful, client-facing but problem-solving and communication skills as well as professional relationships and experience developed in past jobs goes a very long way. All about taking feedback from clients and partners and either providing a tailored business solution based on existing features or getting the devs to build it custom.
In theory, a couple more years I'll take a stab at a product manager role and make $120k+. Basically the same job but you deal with clients a bit less and influence the product much more.
Whatever you do, do it with confidence but also with humility. Earn trust and respect, get your shit done, then help everyone else get their shit done and make sure they collectively see you while you do it.
I do make 80k as a pharmacy analyst plus a 5-7k bonus per year, it would be comparable to a specialized business analyst. A better title for what I do would be Medicare Part D PDE expert. It's highly specialized and therefore it pays well. The 'pharmacy analysts' you see posted elsewhere are likely customer service reps for a PBM.
I'm also square in the middle of the salary range for this role - at this company.
Don't be caught up in titles because they aren't going to translate between business units or companies.
Wow, first time I've ever heard that one faggot. But yes it's me
I just rather do something that is low stress and will let me focus on the things I like that don't always make money than try to do a job that doesn't interest me at all and sucks away time from the stuff that actually matters to me. Seems like an easy gig that I could do and not even think about when I'm not doing it.
How bad is it realistically?? Asking cuz my wife got diagnosed with it a few months ago and she's mentioned disability but according to doctors she's " not that bad"
Set dressing in film if your in the union
>off set so need for faggy 15 hours standing around in the sun
>sit in truck most of day driving around to prop houses
>pick up furniture and load it into truck
>unload furniture onto set
>light day? Go home in hours still get paid for 12 hours
>literally glorified mover
>22 an hour plus 1.5 past 8 hours and double time past 12
>still waiting to get the rest of my permit days for the union
>wish me luck bros
Wtf 2500 a pound??? Where do you live thats outrageous. No where near CA I'm guessing?
R&D type stuff...
Industrialize new products for vehicle manufacturers.
90k/yr with pension.
It’s hard 20% of the time, the rest is a cake walk...
I’m a necessary evil.
Should really care more about a diagnosis like MS. Your Doctor did you dirty if they weren't honest with you
>If I owned my own truck it would be over 1500/ day
bullshit. if you crunch the numbers properly you'll see it'll only be an extra 20%. that's while having 20% more work to do in the form of paperwork, truck maintenance and other crap. plus the liability is all yours if something goes wrong.
Engineers have the job market flooded because it’s too easy now.
Fancy software does the job for you...
Years ago everything was done on paper.
I earn more money than any engineer at my factory, and there’s like 50
Water treatment plant operator
120k a year, more if I wanna work OT
Sit in office and babysit the plant. Pretty much same as "homer'
What do you mean
MS is a degenerative disease, so it gets worse with time. You should take 5 minutes and read up on how autoimmune diseases affect a person. Ms causes spasms, vision problems and incontinence problems, I'm sure there's more but those are the few I can remember
Shit tier.
What are houses selling for in BC?
Enjoy renting for the rest of your life...
In the east, that money goes a lot further
130k programmer/system/application programmer. Hard work but lots of learning for any job in the future. 200k in 401k. 100k in bank account. 2 kids. Wife hasn't started working yet. When she works I'm paying the house off and retiring asap
Yea we know all about it and how shitty it can get. If you don't mind me asking what's your age and what symptoms do you get? My wife has fatigue that hits her randomly, arms and legs tingling, forgetting everything and that's all I can remember at the moment. Did you get alot of push back to get disability or was it given to you no problem?
Ah sorry bro I'm not that guy, I'm just a nurse who witnesses it every now and then. I'm UK and I know the DWP can be arsey sometimes but they'll give you what you need. Best wishes to you and your wife bro, not trying to be a faggot but I know it can be testing, stay strong.
Lmao what? That's all you make? I've worked on a commercial apiary and the two bosses/owners made far more than that and they were only running 6000 colonies
Right on bro thank you
is it better to go to a school or hire into one of those companies (Knight for example )contracts that make you work there for a year and school is free?
The reason asking is I have no job history for several years, and am afraid to spend the $$ and not be hired
How do I get into this
>Job title
Production Tech
>Pay
15/hr base with a night shift incentive bonus making it 17.25/hr and monthly bonuses depending on yield
>How easy is it?
Pretty fucking easy. I do the same thing for twelve hours with two paid one hour breaks. I work 3 or 4 days a week depending on the week.
>"Target Reward Value" does not mean I work in target.
fucking lol