Hey Yea Forums wanna see my parrot? He’s a very handsome lad

You have a pretty bird user

He’s asleep but I’ll try

Lovely birdie

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My bird says fuck you for waking him up

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lol he pissed.
Cut off his leg and give him a peg leg.

sorry birdy

What are the pros and cons of having a parrot as a pet?

>Be me
>Gets parrot
>Parrot is my best friend

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Do you live with your parents still? Why does he have such a small cage? You should turn the whole room into a cage.

Do you think if you armed yourself only with rubber bands and paper clip arrows, and the bird had razor blades glued to his feet, that you could defeat him in battle?

Pros

A companion who you can have a close bond with
Lots of entertainment
A reason to live
And lots more but I’m kinda too tired to type them out

Cons

Bird shit
Screeching
Destructive as hell
Commitment for years

Wtf is that fake ass parrot looks like a cross between a fucking quaker and a ringneck
Go sell that piece of shit and buy a goffins cockatoo or a caique instead you poor misinformed faggot

Thanks
no parrot for me then
wouldn't be able to deal with the screeching

Yes I live with my parents, I’m a college student

His cage is way bigger than the pics show. He’s barely in his cage anyways

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He is so cute! Post more!

You fucking retard he’s a Ringneck. Just didn’t get his ring because he’s young

What's the fag's name?

Also are you going to show benis or no?

What does he destroy?

He likes to go on walks with me in his harness

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His name is Sprout and his nickname is Dickhead bc he’s a dickhead

Sorry man I don’t have a benis I’m a femanon

He destroyed my paycheck, earbuds, phone chargers, necklaces, pens, and notebooks

Have tried threatening him with the garbage disposal?

Fucking hell, and why? Does it worth it? You look cute btw

Ah thank you! And yes it is honestly. I have bad depression and he helps me cope with it a lot. I’d feel empty without him

Why are you on Yea Forums?

Because I wanted to show my parrot faggot

Why did you want to show us your Parrot?

Sure he will help. Animals love is awesome. Good luck with the depression. There is ton of ways you can help yourself. Love him, supercute.

Because I like showing people my parrot. He’s handsome

Its an excellent parrot,thank you for sharing. Tell him he's handsome

I will when me and him wake up. I’ll post more parrot pictures later

post feminine benis