r8 me Yea Forums
>27
>unemployed
>no gf
>no job in over 5 years
>been to prison
>live with 2 niggers
>shit life
do your worst.
r8 me Yea Forums
>27
>unemployed
>no gf
>no job in over 5 years
>been to prison
>live with 2 niggers
>shit life
do your worst.
I think life already did it for me
>be me
>27
>employed
>gf
>150K salary
>live in 1BR apartment
>decide to stop by Yea Forums
> (laughing condescendingly)
i wish i had those green eyes fuck you
Nice larp
trim your stache. no chick will date you if your stache goes past your top lip.
Just buy Korean contact lenses.
>150k
stop pretending to be something youre not, faggot.
jeez get baited harder guys
literally me except i've only been unemployed for 8 months (which is still a long time)
Shave that fucking fur off your face you wonky eyed cunt
they're blue usually but sometimes green and sometimes grey. they change alot. mostly they're blue though.
I'm on ssi which is like disability. i get around $770 a month. i have a mental illness. or so they say lol. I don't really agree with it. i get $192 in food stamps every month too.
OP here. why cant you take screenshots from Netflix on mobile? there's nothing stopping you from doing it on a desktop. and amazon prime video lets you. wtf. I think its the dumbest shit ever.
Because Richard Stallman was right
>998
off by 1
Youre like a Walmart Greyjoy
Ethan couch?
Where does one get food and money and a place to live if they haven't had a job for 5 years? Also internet and electricity?
i posted earlier i get about 770 dollars a month in disability. 450 goes to rent. utilities are included in that amount. and i get 40 dollar checks every week. i can spend that on whatever i want. usually its just cigarettes. but i might buy nicotine lozenges tomorrow when i get my check and try to quit. i get my check every Wednesday but 2 times I've had my check come Thursday. ive been living in this house since March. i get close to 200 dollars a month in food stamps too.
So that's where the other 14% of my check goes
most people pay into social security when they work and other people will receive it and have others pay into it for them. im just collecting it early because around 10 years ago the social security administration said im unable to work because of my mental illness.
Whats your favorite thing to do in youe free time?
If I could figure out how to get food stamps, that would save me $100 a week in food.
You're living the dream. Basically living for free. Something most of us dream of.
You'll always be paying social security. You can't escape it. No matter what you do. You could have your own business in Quebec, but you'll still need to pay SS and Fed tax.
What a crazy scam the government has. They get free money from people. Sort of like insurance.
smoke cigs and watch shit on muh phone. browse Yea Forums
its not really the dream but its nice. im depressed and i tried to kill myself in June. 2 days before my birthday. lol. its not that great having no responsibilities. you go crazy with nothing to do or keep you motivated or happy.
if you die, can i cash your checks? I could use the money
they get mailed to my house and they have my name on them. you'd have to come to my house every Wednesday. get in somehow because i have a mail slot not a mailbox and forge my signature on the check then make it out to yourself. i wouldn't care lol. but i don't trust the internet with my home address haha. only a fucking retard would.
>r8 me
>no one r8s
Probably could've been an upper 7.
You're a lower 6 now and it's because drug use and mental issues are obvious just by looking at your face.
Clean up your life and trim your facial hair and you should be fine.
I've only smoked pot and drank alcohol. i don't really do either that much but i smoke alot of cigarettes. and every time i post on here people tell me to shave but i really don't want to. lol.
OP here. does anyone like bill burrs podcast? i listen to it every time he uploads a new one.
you're willing to kill yourself but paranoid about people finding your address. Thats like a olympic diver being afraid of the ocean. makes no sense
u look like the guy that killed gypsy rose’s mom
>19
>busboy
>5'6 manlet that is around 130
>No family or friends
>Still figuring things out
>Most likely has a couple of stds
>Most likely has gone crazy
>No family or friends because of shit tier attitude
Hmm, I think things are going to be alright
i wanted revenge against my mother. she punched me in the face twice while she was driving and then she kicked me out of her car and made me walk home. and i barely knew the way home and i couldve got lost. i wanted her to have to deal with knowing it was her fault that i was dead. and also. its not the same. i dont want some random fucking dude on the internet having my information. he could do alot worse stuff than just kill me. are you really that stupid. seriouly. youre retarded as fuck if you seriously believe what you just said. cause if i was dead i wouldn't have anything to worry about. if any number of random people on the internet had my address then i could wind up in all kinds of shit. seriously. think about it. you cant be fucking serious right now. i could get kidnapped and tortured. and then killed. thats alot worse than just dying of an OD.
so you DON'T want to die. You rather just die quickly and painlessly. No contradictions there.
i cant tell if youre being serious or if youre being sarcastic but if you honestly think its a contradiction youre just fucking retarded. seriously. straight up. dumb as shit. can't even believe some people are this fucking stupid.
oh yeah. i dont want a facebook page cause i dont want the whole world seeing pictures of me
(can also never take pictures)
like are you this type of stupid. you gotta be fucking kidding.
if you come here to brag about money have related screenshot proof , broke ass bitch boy
I get it.
We're the retarded ones. But you're the smart one here because you figured that taking your own life would be a good lesson to teach your bitchy mother for making you walk home.
That sounds like a plan a smart, non-retard makes.
it was a dumb choice but dont change the subject there Sonny. im not wrong to say id rather be dead for surr than be alive and have my home address on fucking Yea Forums. have you seen the shit that this site does?
bro literally shave that shit on your face or trim it well and cut your hair and you'll be fuckable and hirable wtf are you doing
So... you're saying you were retarded?