R8 me Yea Forums

r8 me Yea Forums
>27
>unemployed
>no gf
>no job in over 5 years
>been to prison
>live with 2 niggers
>shit life

do your worst.

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I think life already did it for me

>be me
>27
>employed
>gf
>150K salary
>live in 1BR apartment
>decide to stop by Yea Forums
> (laughing condescendingly)

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i wish i had those green eyes fuck you

Nice larp

trim your stache. no chick will date you if your stache goes past your top lip.

Just buy Korean contact lenses.

>150k
stop pretending to be something youre not, faggot.

jeez get baited harder guys

literally me except i've only been unemployed for 8 months (which is still a long time)