I want this so bad. Why can't I have this???
I want this so bad. Why can't I have this???
Camden Sanders
Asher Cooper
That's for well-adjusted people, you've decided to post on Yea Forums.
Ethan Foster
((shh...it’s a secret))
Blake Stewart
Check em, and yeah would be nice
But this user does have a pretty good point. We chose to come to this place, idk if normy stuff like that is possible for us keks
Connor Turner
get a office job that is super repetitive and 9-5, use your earnings to swoon a gold digger, buy a house, make a family, jobs done, just don't shoot your self when you realize you are doing the same thing everyday and it doesn't even matter.
Jason Wright
Kids suck and so do wives, but especially wives.
Jose Anderson
It's overrated.
Sex is more important.
Kevin Gomez
what? The couch?
Benjamin White
That means being apart of a home owners association, in other words paying someone to tell you what to do, and having this blond faggot for a kid.
Michael Nguyen
Maybe stop pumeling your ham-stick to loli and trap porn and start pretending to be normal until until a girl wants to Creed with you?
Christopher James
I had a couch like that once. It's that felt stuff. They are fucking comfy.
Ian Perry
Only a faggot would want to deal with that shit.
FACT: 100% of hardworking. 50s family-men were closeted homos.No one else would put up with a naggingg wife who won't make her own money and being stuck in some show sales position forever.
Colton Gomez
I have a girlfriend, she wants me to marry her and have a kid with her, but I can't cope with my feelings and commit.
Leo Young
Checked for trips of truth. Most people opt to descend into self-destructive behavior like drinking, drugs, or cheating, but OP could always go back to hanging out on a Mongolian basket weaving image board and jerking it to loli traps which would be a little cheaper.
Lincoln Reyes
gold digger don't go for 9 to 5ers. Gold diggers go for executive millionairs and trust fund hipsters.
Aaron Murphy
>but I can't cope with my feelings
Are you sure you have a girlfriend and not her?
Michael James
Because you only get what you don't want in life
Nathan Sanders
My gf wants the same. I love her but i can't marry her. So i have to break it off soon.
Joseph Ramirez
Okay, bronze digger then
Nathan Allen
Dat sexy sailor suit tho
Eli Gomez
Fuck you send her my way.
Mason Lopez
lol because you're a niggerFGT and ur not even white
Ryan Hill
Because it's not 1950 anymore?
Robert King
Because it is misogynistic and oppressive you incel scum
Blake Edwards
THIS
Jace Johnson
jew control media
Dylan Adams
Fuckin diamonds
Elijah Walker
Because you fell for the brainwashing.
Aiden James
>Sex is literally just putting ur dick in a hole.
The only thing you cucks could do is stop fapping, get a business or engineering degree, or be a low tier code monkey.
Find a 6/10 on tinder or a 8.5/10 sugar momma who's insecure as fuck.
Mentally break her thru being a total sadboy beta cuck whos "emotionally available" then bring out your real autistic self through mental gymnastics like have more than 2 female options that u regularly have sex with.
Make your main prey the "special" one, get her pregnant and lead a "happy life"
The thing is that most women fall for the "right" guy because he actually shows interest or they are parasytes leeching off each others insecurities.
There's no such thing as a happy married couple because you'd have to have been raised right and most of you autistic cuks dont even know how to throw a punch outside internet jabs.
Robert Robinson
>because time travel is impossible
>because everything changes & no matter how much you piss & moan, there's not a damn thing you can do about it
>because while your values may not have changed, society's has
>because the grass is always greener (no guarantee the kids will be decent people & that the wife isn't a total ballbusting cunt)
Pick one & fuck off OP.
Thomas Allen
Internet jabs... true story.
Jackson Mitchell
Logan Adams
Because it's not the 50s anymore, grandpa. Families (if that dated concept even makes ant sense these days) don't have to fit your neat little mold anymore.
Ryan Edwards
because we fought on the wrong side of the war
Anthony Collins
Cooper Sanders
I wanted to marry a girl. I broke up with her. She came to Me after I broke up with her and asked me to arrange a gang bang on her. I was like omg I can’t beleive I wanted to marry this chick LOL
So now I don’t know what to do
I’m definetely gonna gang bang her but now my life direction is completely changed and I look to serve myself for awhile instead of a group of people (a family). Kids are awesome though I wouldn’t mind having 2 by myself Like my own little fun tiny gang. Women bring a lot of issues and stress. I know kids bring those too but it’s different and more palatable
John Collins
UnAmerican piece of shit.