Got 15 beetles in a beer can. Decide creative ways to kill them

Got 15 beetles in a beer can. Decide creative ways to kill them.

Will post their deaths

Attached: Snapchat-902214040.jpg (1080x1920, 358K)

you can't go wrong with the old grill lighter and some lighter fluid. obviously, don't do this indoors

behead one of them and make the rest watch

just piss on them

cut them all in half with a box cutter, or put them in the microwave.

Id recommend beheading one by one while the remaining watch.

Can't go wrong with the ol' reliable magnifying glass and sun

Piss on them and then stick one up your urethra

Put them in the grass and leave them be you fucking monster

Ignore this thread, they all drowned

Put them in a balloon, fill it with helium, tie it up and release them on to their great journey

beta cuck retard

You have to microwave them OP.

Put them on a string and use them as anal beads

Fry one in a pan alive with some oil. Eat if hungry.

Ok I beheaded one of them. The rest were watching. Ngl I felt like a sick monster. Maybe ill just release them

Attached: Snapchat-1587968183.jpg (1080x1920, 222K)

Stick another one with a pin through the abdomen while making all the others watch. Make sure it's upside down.

Tie one dangling but really tightly to something like a ceiling fan. See how long it lasts on the max speed. You are not a monster OP

Just release them lad, it's not worth the effort to do something else with them

Fuck off faggit we are trying to be entertained go back to your shitty trap threads and jerk off faggit.

Eat 'em

Attached: 1518406173667.png (1149x832, 216K)

glue one to a rat trap and play the jig saw video saying i want to play a game

light them on fire

Ok weirdo

this

tie the legs of two of them together and watch them pull each other to death

tape one to a paper boat and give it a viking burial

this

Boil or microwave a few

this

do it with a cat, pussy

smoke it in a bong

looks like most of those are dead already, poor bait

glue them to fireworks

Are you that much of a fat basement dweller that you cannot go outside and grab some shit and be entertained with it?

roll for viking burial

winrar

Be a compassionate god and let them go. The one you killed will serve as a reminder to those who may rebel.
Next time kill some ants or wasps. Beetles are innocent and deserve better than this.

this please

Kek

Double kek.

This is sick but also intriguing.

do radiation therapy with one of them with one being microwaved and record the results

shit on one of them and make sure it dies on or pile of shit

will it blend?

>Maybe ill just release them
Life is pretty brutal for an insect. No matter what, they won't live very long. Release them, and let them have what few happy moments are left to them. It will be a good thing.