Sexual stories greentext thread. I haven’t seen one of these threads in a while

Yeah i know man. I slept with this girl a few times and ive always been high ss fuck. Late at night. Funny thing, i actually got her pregnant. I had a heart attack man, but then SHE was like "im not having this child". I praised the gods

We both got high on it and we started talking about crushes. I admitted I had a crush on her (She's got enormous boobs) and we started kissing and eventually started fucking. I emptied my balls into her. Best orgasm I have ever had.

>Have awesome/slightly shy wife
>Go out to a club together
>Have fun talking with friends and drinking
>Slightly tipsy
>Lean over and tell my wife to give me her panties
>Wife sighs and gets up
>Think she's pissed off
>She comes back a coupe of minutes later
>Drops her panties into my lap
>Gives me the "We're gonna fuck when we got home" eyes

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In front of your friends?

They were both pretty wasted, I don't think they realized it.

I think he's gone.

She hot?

I think so. She's got an ass and some thicc thighs.

do you still talk or is it awkward?

We did, it was way better than I thought. We basically agreed to never do it again. She told me that she was glad that we got to share this experience and that she didn't regret it. Tbh user I would have loved to have done more with her. She's seriously beautiful.

How about boobage?

They're not too big but she's not flat. Enough to grab on to during sex.

Sounds hot. How was the when-you-got-home sex?

Pretty good, though to be honest I was pretty tired. The next morning sex was better. It really shocked me, she's very shy and hates being sexual in front of others. Really has made the past couple of weeks awesome.

Not gonna lie, kinda jelly. Tried to get my wife to try something other than straight vanilla but no luck here. What did she say about being panty-less in the club? (I assume her dress was fairly short?)

>held hands with a girl in elementary school

How long have you guys been married? Have you talked to her about it?
>What did she say about being panty-less in the club?
Didn't say anything and hasn't talked about it. Yeah it was about half way up her thigh. I did reach under her skirt and touched her bare pus because like I said I was a bit tipsy and couldn't believe it.

you touch the girl peepee now you gai

Ohhhh shiiiiittttt

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Been married 20 fucking years dude and I have fucking given up. She's a good mother and a good cook and a good friend too, really... but she is low libido and ultra-vanilla. Oh well.

>panty-less in the club

Everyone is different I know but for me a lot of the hotness there is in her being shy but doing it anyway. I'd have totally wanted to get into her headspace and see what she was thinking. Cool that it seems to have fired things up for you guys though.

Would be a hoe if she stripped in public

20 years! Damn man what's your secret?? (We've been together 3 years) So you guys are in your early mid 40s? Have you tried talking to her about it? I know that women's libido kinda dies after 40 I wish I could help man :/
>Everyone is different I know but for me a lot of the hotness there is in her being shy but doing it anyway.
Oh yeah it was doubly hot because of that. It kinda has, we've been really stressed recently and haven't had a lot of time for just the two of us. Really reminded us that we need to be more sexual with each other. Pic related

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>my 24 year old friend was still a virgin
>let him borrow my girl for the nigth

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Turned you on didn't it? C U C K

his roommate was home too ;)

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Heh I don't know if there's a secret or anything, just, appreciate what you have and don't lose sleep over what you don't have. There's a lot that's really cool about my wife...and yes we've talked but she's just really not comfortable trying new things and yeah almost no libido... I do wish we had more of a sex life but I feel like I'd be a real dick if I left my family now so I just live with it.

Glad to hear your wife responded to you though. Next you should suggest posting some sexy pics to Yea Forums or something.

working on sexy pics soon I shall convince her!

This would only be hot if you didn't tell her...

well thats fucking gay

planned it out with him, she didnt know anything but she gets really fun when drunk

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We're all rooting for you Yea Forumsrother!

I'm that case it's hot. Good job user.

>lose virginity to gf
>best friend cheats on her bf with me while still with gf
>she's anal only
>once slept with her, my gf and another friend in the same day

Pretty fucking good day. Still with GF 5 years later and she has no idea

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photos or it didn't happen

she woke up the next day with him, so hot ;)

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My language is not English
> Be me
> Receive call from a friend
> He invite me to ride a bicycle
> Climb a hill
> I end up with a shit cramp in my leg.
> He invite me to his house to sleep
> Go to his house
> In this is her sister and her boyfriend
> They are drinking rum
> Join them
> The sister stares at me
> It's cold
> She brings a blanket and we cover our legs
> I put my hand on her legs
> She gives her boyfriend enough alcohol so that he ends up throwing up
> He go sleep
> I'm alone with her
> She stares at me
> I kissed her
> We ended up fucking

I fucked with my friend's sister while her boyfriend was at home