Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find your mom on your bed like this
Wat do?

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Get out the vacuum. Mom was cremated years ago.

if my mom looked like that id be raping her every day

Slap her with a chainsaw

Shoot her. I'm paraplegic because of that bitch.

Bitch fucking left me in a shoebox on top of her car when I was 10 months old because she was so high and I fell off as she drove away.

I FUCKING HATE THAT TWO LEG HAVING WALKING ASS BITCH. REEEEEEEE!

I'd act hesitant like I needed convincing because it's always been a fantasy of mine that she would seduce me first. Then I would lick finger and fuck every hole on her body I could fit in.

These arent my glasses, 180 and walk away

user, pls.

Please what? All I did was answer the question?

tell her to get the fuck out

My mom used to molest me when I was younger. I still fap to it.

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WOW

Ask her why she hasn't gotten her bikini wax yet. It's July, ferfuckssake.

I say, nice stockings mom, and ask her if she wants tea because I am making me a tea myself.

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Fpbp

wonder when the exhumed her corpse and then try to figure out how much more money its going to cost to bury her again.

Go back where I came from

We're waiting....